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Guest
Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 1:14:17 PM

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Hi Scootie Scoot. Always good to see your face too. Hope you survive Monday.

Rumple! Look what I found! Two links that have pretty good stories attached to them and deserve a look see for the competition.

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/willie-and-the-brain.aspx


http://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/whos-that-girl.aspx
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 3:59:07 PM

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Brilliant job of linking, Chef. I strongly recommend folks check out that second story.

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 4:27:29 PM

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I only link for special people. Yanno if you do it alla time, people come to expect it. evil4
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 6:20:47 PM

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Never thought of myself as 'special, more like 'unique' or even 'peculiar' maybe. ;)

Just heard that, Sally Ride, the first US woman astronaut died, at 61, of pancreatic cancer. Having grown up listening to, Wilson Pickett's, Mustang Salley, with the line, "ride, sally, ride" it always seemed like she had the absolute perfect name for a female astronaut. Maybe one of the music video junkies can post, Mustang Sally.

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 7:07:00 PM

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Damn! Did I miss Happy Hour AGAIN?!?! How come no one reminds me about these here things? Rump, what have you to say for yourself??



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Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 7:33:25 PM

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*sends gift card to Slippery* :)


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 7:48:28 PM

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Slippery, my heart is all tore out, chunked onto the floor and stomped flat as a manhole cover at the thought I might have let you down. Tell you what, just 'cause you're so nice and all, happy hour will be extended until midnight or drunken incoherence (mine or yours).

Wm CB. your kindness to Sister Slippery is noted and meets with general approbation. What'll you have to drink?

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a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 8:18:09 PM

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Thank you kindly, Mr. Rumple. I'll have a Sombrero on the Floor... that's one shot of tequila, one shot of tequila, one shot of tequila, one shot of tequila, and a quick glance at a lime before a close-up of the floor :)
Dani
Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 8:31:08 PM

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Why thank you, Sir Rump. I am simply undone by your excessive generosity. (Gosh you folks are so nice around here!) And since Wm CB has been so nice as to bestow upon me a gift card, I shall have Sangria until I pass out!3601 952-67



RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, July 24, 2012 5:50:39 AM

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Morning, y'all. Wasn't it Arthor Dent in 'Hitchiker's Guide...' who said he never could get the hang of Tuesdays? Today, I know just how he felt.

On today's menu is Caffine fairy Ambrosia (aka: coffee) a semi-fresh pot of triple expresso to help CB recover from all that lime, and Beaver Breath Brandy for those who may wish to ease into the day with caution.

Scooter may or may not stop by later with a batch of doughnut holes.
Stay on alert, even if the Lert pisses and moans about the situation.
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Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Tuesday, July 24, 2012 8:37:40 AM

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Sorry it took me so long on the doughnut holes everybody.
I was trying to figure out; what should I do with the extra dough from making the doughnut holes,
then it hit me,, so I made some doughnuts to wash down the doughnut holesRegaeman Man



Enjoy all, and yes SharonShhh
LadySharon
Posted: Tuesday, July 24, 2012 11:13:20 AM

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Thank you, Scooter babe. I decided to enter the contest on the other site. I really want to win this time around. The olympics are Friday and I will be glued to the gymnastics and swimming events. I'm going to get off and work on this story.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, July 24, 2012 11:28:05 AM

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I'll take some of that there espresso, Sir Rump. And Scooter seems to have brought enough donut holes and donuts for ME....but what's everyone else gonna eat??eat



DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, July 24, 2012 11:31:20 AM

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Good Afternoon my Lushketeer friends...hey Scooter, I think there may be a hole in your donut...you might want to take care of that...

Nice to hear your working on a story for the other site there Sharon, we got a couple of entries already, but not much...though I think it'll pick up...I think it's just been too hot to think lately...

Mr. Rumpskin...I think I'll take a tall mug of Beaver Breath brandy with perhaps a shot of coffee on the side...yeah, that should work...

Hope all is well over here...
Cheers,
Alan.
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Posted: Tuesday, July 24, 2012 12:03:30 PM

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, July 24, 2012 12:22:00 PM

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Afternoon/evening (as the case may be. Not saying it's hot, but Terrance, the natural born tarantula, is out of his normal perch in the hot pistachio nuts dispenser and laying sprawled out on top of an ice cube.

Best of luck in the contest, Sharon. I'd be in there with you if I hadn't been declared inelgible. And before anyone asks, no, it was NOT, I say again, NOT due to some trumped up lack-of-morals charge, honest.

Scooter, I take it those are your no-cal doughnut holes Alan just gutted down leaving not a single, solitary one for us deserving types?

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WellMadeMale
Posted: Tuesday, July 24, 2012 12:53:45 PM

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Rest easy friends, it was just Ted Nugent practicing his wolf-in-sheep's-clothing...full camo stalking technique.



Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident. - a tip of the hat to Charles Bukowski
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, July 25, 2012 5:47:21 AM

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Oh, Well Made One, why is it your reassurance, well, doesn't? ;)

Morning, sensual seekers after sexual satiation. There's plenty of hot coffee this morning. Not sure who did the brewing, but there's also plenty of Beaver Breath Brandy in case it was Busty.

Just a gentle reminder that the Olympics are upon us. That means, of course, so is the search for the hottest athletes. It's a tough job but, well, you know. While I can't participate this time, memories of those twin sisters who made up the Brazilian synchronized swim team in the last Olympics is enough to keep me smiling. :D

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Buz
Posted: Wednesday, July 25, 2012 6:22:15 AM

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A good morning shout out to y'all. Have an awesome day and drink a lot of coffee.

scooter
Posted: Wednesday, July 25, 2012 7:54:29 AM

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Good morning All you old face's as well as you new ones, those of us that can actually spell donuts and those of us who can't.
I could a swore donut was spelled doughnut. I'm going to have to reprogram my home made spell checker I can see.
Actually, I kinda like this new way of spelling donut. It's a lot like text talk. The fewer letters you use, the more ink one saves,
not to mention the time saving factors for lushing (whoring) around Lush while the boss is out of her officeevil4

Mr CutterBlack, you have a way with manufacturing those awesome Rumpulations business cards and happy hour cards.
For real dude, quite nice of you.

slipperywhenwet slips in an out so fast, we barely have a chance to meet her. (I have similar traits)(sexually speaking of course)
I did bring you a little something I thought you might like miss slippery.



DM, it's always good to see you, especially since you have become so famousLiar
You've barely time to stop and say hello. What, with winning all those contest that you win, and all the book signings that you must attend these days.
Thanks for the heads up on the whole in my doughnuts. Not to worry, there's a hole in my bucket as well.

WMM, Thats funny. I wouldn't doubt for a second that the Goat Man is Ted Nuguent.
I've never seen any one so anal about hunting, killing, throwing away the meat, just so he has something new to mount, all for the sport of it, in all my life.
Glad I got to see him when all he did was make music.

LadySharon, you are as welcome as a prized billy goat in Teds rifle sights.
I wish you the best in your contest entry.

Buz, Gettin nekkid with a cheerleader brought back great memories. Thanks for reminding me of the one more thing to add to my bucket list.

Mr Rumple,
Can we call BFI and have them empty the dumpster a few days early this week?
I wanna practice my nude synchronised swimming with chef, Sharon, miss sassy pants, sugarbabe, bat, slipperywhenwet2012, nicola, Lisa,
Angleheart01, littlemissbitch, Black_Velvet, gypsymoth, MissRascal, naughtynurse, mazza, Dancing_Doll, savanna, xXxFuckDollxXx, Kate7,
cokeheadbarbie and a whole host of others.

Oh, and a beer please
Pint Drunk
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, July 25, 2012 9:00:28 AM

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(slides over a Lone Star) Here you go, Scooter. After that run-down of Rumplation rowdies, odds are you are in great need.

As for the dumpster, that sounds like a plan. Only thing is, you might want to pay close attention to any practice schedules. Word has it Coma and Tose may enter the pairs competition.

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Wednesday, July 25, 2012 9:55:10 AM

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Aww Scooter, how nice of you...but I already have that pic (complete with animated sparkles) but I DO appreciate the gesture. Thanks for recognizing and acknowledging my love for penguins (you have quite the eye for detail). And as far as the donut debacle goes, "donut" is the accepted spelling I've seen my entire life, so I shall now and forever spell it "donut".

Now someone get me a Long Island Iced Tea...hold the iced tea.

P.S. I should formally introduce myself: The name's Danielle feel free to use it!



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Posted: Wednesday, July 25, 2012 10:05:07 AM

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Awww poop. I liked Sally. What a pisser. I will raise my glass to her and those that have followed because of her.


Found Terrance out in the pool and took a picture for you. He said he's nut were too hot and needing cooling off. I don't mind, his furry legs tickle my back when I float around.



Been drinking coffee for 3 days now. I think I've had enough. I rarely even drank 1 cup before and now it's by the pot. Think I'll switch to something cold. Whatever you're offering Rump, I'm buying.
*Waves to everyone in the bar*
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, July 25, 2012 10:12:34 AM

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(slides over a tumbler of chilled Idaho vodka, a tall class of ice tea, and a saucer with sprigs of mint and slices of lemon) Hope at least some of these will assuage whatever needs you may have, Dani.

Me, I done got a question: Is there a way to pull up the audio version of a story besides paging through the audio category listings?

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
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a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Wednesday, July 25, 2012 12:16:37 PM

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Not sure if I can be much help in that direction, Sir Rump. I don't have much patience for them there audio doo-hickeys (I read faster than the audio, so it just gets annoying). And unfortunately after doing a little research (the things I do for you people) it seems that the most efficient way other than doing a direct search and hoping for the best is to scroll through the audio category. Sorry, sugar plum. dontknow


P.S. My Lush knowledge is quite limited, so chances are by the time you finish reading this, someone will have come up with a more helpful response.



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Posted: Wednesday, July 25, 2012 1:13:59 PM

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Ill take a cold glass of something...its been a long hot week so far.

It was Arthur Dent who had issues with Tuesdays. I don't think F. Prefect has any issues with any day of the week. That's a man who really knows where his towel is :)

As for me well, things have been better, but hey they've been worse so I'll enjoy the quasi air conditioning provided by the little paper fans in this place.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, July 25, 2012 1:54:46 PM

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Dani, you should try the audio version of the story linked in my sig line. The reader is sooooo good she manages to make even my problematic prose sound sexy.

NN, what about a Long Island Tea or maybe a mint julip? Then there's always gin and tonic. Your call. BTW, thanks for asking me to be a friend. Unusually for me, there was a second request. That one wanted me to comment on nude pics of his wife. Talk about one loser barking up the wrong tree. In case you were wondering, I decline his offer but jumped on yours like the proverbial hungry duck on a June Bug.
:)

Still trying to figure out how to pull up the audio version of a story.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 25, 2012 5:26:12 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Dani, you should try the audio version of the story linked in my sig line. The reader is sooooo good she manages to make even my problematic prose sound sexy.

NN, what about a Long Island Tea or maybe a mint julip? Then there's always gin and tonic. Your call. BTW, thanks for asking me to be a friend. Unusually for me, there was a second request. That one wanted me to comment on nude pics of his wife. Talk about one loser barking up the wrong tree. In case you were wondering, I decline his offer but jumped on yours like the proverbial hungry duck on a June Bug.
:)

Still trying to figure out how to pull up the audio version of a story.

glasses8


Rump, do you know the author? Go to his/her profile and click on the story in there and it will send you right to it. It should then say that you can click on it by pooshing the button.
What story is it and I'll just link ya.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, July 25, 2012 6:36:51 PM

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Chef, first ran across this a few weeks ago when I notoiced there was an audio version of my, 'How Humans Do It' story. Got me to wondering how the reader handled a talking fish, not to mention frog and possum. But the prospect of prospecting through the audio list was more than even my ego could overcome.

Then while checking out one of Mazza's stories earlier today, I noticed it also had an audio version. That reminded me what a chore it was to hunt up an audio link which lead to the question about any possible shortcuts

Anyway, that's my story and I'm sticking to it. ;)

:glasses8.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2012 1:42:59 AM

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Scooter, thanks for the fine compliment on the graphics.


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