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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2012 5:35:57 AM

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Morning to the Rumplation 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and in debt. Not much your friendly staff (so to speak) can do about those first two except possibly take advantage of the situation. However, you still have time to enter the current Lush no-fee$500 first prize writing contest. Just a suggestion, you understand.

We're out of doughnut (donut) holes, again. But there's plenty of Caffine Fairy's Ambrosia coffee plus some vintage triple expresso for those needing a bit more kick in the morning.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:historical contest entrybackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dirty_D
Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2012 6:37:31 AM

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Another chance to pimp my story!! Read it please and Ill pick up the next round on my tab!

Click here!
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sugarbabe
Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2012 10:21:43 AM

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Hey ya all, How pages fly by.
Shooting condoms eh? Haven't
shot one in years, but it must be like
riding a bike. But I will practice up before
the competition begins. Winner gets a trophy
of a giant condom? or just all the used condoms?
Oh well on your mark, get set, SHOOT!!!!!! drunken

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2012 10:42:45 AM

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Mmm, morning coffee


Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2012 10:55:10 AM

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Sugarbabe:

Why, no, ma'am, as the cowboys say. The rumor is that the management has spared no expense for this competition! :)


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2012 12:36:32 PM

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Shooting Condum Day? Is Condum Day related to Doris Day? Whatever the case, who'd want to shoot the poor sap sucker? I'm soooooo confused.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:historical contest entrybackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2012 12:38:50 PM

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I hate to stumble in so late in the day. What's new? (besides condom competitions and phallic trophies)


"Bitch, who asked you?" - A Bitch Who Didn't Ask You

Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2012 1:01:20 PM

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Hello, Miss Wet - Have a cool refreshing summer drink?


Dani
Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2012 1:27:47 PM

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Why thanks, Sir Cutter. This is exactly what I wanted, and I had no idea what I wanted!


"Bitch, who asked you?" - A Bitch Who Didn't Ask You

Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2012 5:19:07 PM

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Man that looks good. I haven't had a pink squirrel in years!!! I'll take 2! As a matter of fact nothing would tickle me more than seeing the men in this bar drinking one of those so I'm buying one for everybody.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2012 5:49:11 PM

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Chef, you do know what it will mean if word gets out about you buying the house any sort of drink, even a (shudder) Pink Squirrel, don't you?

And now, to something different:

Had a brief chat with Nic on her thread announcing the new Lush Android app., to wit:

RF: Speaking of Lush audio stories, is there anyway to search for one other than scrolling through the ever lenghtening Audio category list?

Nic: It would be nice to have the option to search in audio stories only. It's missing from the advanced search. I'll ask Gav to add it in.

glasses8


Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:historical contest entrybackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2012 6:05:03 PM

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Well there ya are. Ask and ye shall receive.
Dirty_D
Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2012 6:13:09 PM

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Ow, Ill taste Chef's Pink Squirrel!
Dani
Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2012 6:33:25 PM

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Lol, I see what you did there nurse.laughing6


"Bitch, who asked you?" - A Bitch Who Didn't Ask You

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2012 6:36:46 PM

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Naughty Nurse, I tried to vote for your first-rate story, again. But the powers-that-be have a narrow minded attitude about casting multiple votes for the same story. Sorry about that. And thanks again for your vote and kind comment on my entry: Willie and the Brain.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:historical contest entrybackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dirty_D
Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2012 6:40:58 PM

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Ahh, RF it's not kind if it's true!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 5:47:58 AM

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Happy TGIF y'all. Congrats on making it through another week. To celebrate the event there's Caffine Fairy coffee and a plate full of Busty's Best Biscuits. Just what those hockey pucks are best at or for eludes me.

Last day to enter the Lush VIP writing contest. A no-fee contest with a $500 first prize is a very rare wonder to behold.

Not meaning to get political, honest, but in light of his Olympic gaffs, does Mitt Romney appear to be channeling his inner Dan Quayle?

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:historical contest entrybackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dirty_D
Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 5:51:13 AM

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Not to respond to the political statement(I don't like either candidate, haven't voted for either yet, haven't decided exactly where I'll stand in Nov.)Buut...Yes.
sugarbabe
Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 8:59:47 AM

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Well it's Friday. competition day! I've been practicing all night.

I'll try a strong coffee, but soon I'll need something a little stronger when the finals start.



sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Guest
Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 11:15:05 AM

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Open mouth insert foot Mr. Republican. Of course Mr. Democrat will have something to say about it too.
I'd vote for Gary Johnson if I thought it'd do any good. Just because he wants to legalize pot if for no other reason.

I'm glad NN likes my pink squirrel. *wikkid grin* We need to have something as equally tasty since it's Friday.

I've got an ETA Rumple! August 8 at 11pm.
Dani
Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 12:28:03 PM

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*busts through saloon doors* Hello! To celebrate the wondrous occasion that is Friday, drinks are on me! Just tell Mr. Bartender what ya want and he'll throw it on my tab.occasion5

And thanks for the competition reminder, Sir Rump. But I stay in my lane, and competitions are definitely outta my league.


"Bitch, who asked you?" - A Bitch Who Didn't Ask You

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Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 1:27:50 PM

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Well, I reckon the competition and Friday Night shenanighans will be long lasting, so I'll start with a sipping drink, thanks.

Wet Pussy Cocktail Ingredients

12.5ml vodka
12.5ml peach schnapps
5ml cranberry juice
small squeeze of lime

Instructions

Pour just over a third of vodka, just over a third of peach schnapps, then drizzle the remainder of the shot glass with Cranberry juice, and traditionally, a squeeze of lime juice on top. This, is what we call a Wet Pussy

Dani
Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 1:46:02 PM

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Sounds awesome! One Wet Pussy for everyone to get things started.


"Bitch, who asked you?" - A Bitch Who Didn't Ask You

Guest
Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 2:07:53 PM

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Dayum! Shoulda known these women would be experts at shooting condoms! :)


Dirty_D
Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 3:41:10 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:
Open mouth insert foot Mr. Republican. Of course Mr. Democrat will have something to say about it too.
I'd vote for Gary Johnson if I thought it'd do any good. Just because he wants to legalize pot if for no other reason.

I'm glad NN likes my pink squirrel. *wikkid grin* We need to have something as equally tasty since it's Friday.

I've got an ETA Rumple! August 8 at 11pm.


Yet another thing the red headed chef & I common!

I'd like to have a wet pussy please! Gotta get ready for work in true fashion!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 4:30:48 PM

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Pink Squirrels, Wet Pussies, Sex on the Beach, Busty says she's in favor of them all and is working hard to satisfy everyone, so to speak.

NN, if your "Charge Nurse' story is any indication, you need one of those power drinks, not just alcohol. :)

Chef, three weeks gone should make for a very fun homecoming.

CB, whose at the top of the 'Shooting Condums' leader board?

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:historical contest entrybackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 5:59:23 PM

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We may have been over hasty in selecting the judging panel!


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 6:06:28 PM

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Better be careful of the East German judge. ;)

Which reminds me of the joke: What do Berlin hookers and bunji jumping have in commmon? Answer: If your rubber breaks, you're dead meat.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:historical contest entrybackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 7:00:15 PM

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Remembering the good ol' daze...


Dani
Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 8:21:19 PM

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I think someone slipped me a defective gun! cussing








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