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LadySharon
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 10:35:50 AM

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thank you. I would like a strawberry daiquiri and keep 'em coming!

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LadySharon
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 10:37:00 AM

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thank you. I would like a strawberry daiquiri and keep 'em coming!

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Dani
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 1:33:35 PM

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Happy Birthday Lady Sharon! I have no clue who you are dear, but I'm sure you're quite amazing as is evidenced in the company you keep. And besides, who the hell cares when the drinks are pouring?! Another round on me!!Pour Wine


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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 2:19:57 PM

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You gals and your weird drinks are gonna be the death of me. 'Whatever Her Heart Desires,' what the heck kinda of name, not to mention drink, is that? Till I come up with something, here's the strawberry daiquiri the birthday girl requested. Don't worry, Sharon, there's plenty more in the blender.

Slippery, that was a kind offer on your part. But a frozen daiquiri all over you...? While the image is enticing, the reality might be a bit tough on your hot bod. ;)

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Guest
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 3:18:13 PM

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You young whippersnappers won't remember her, but back in the day, Strawberry Daiquiri was the cat's meow on the Akron circuit. Whoohoo!


Dani
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 3:49:23 PM

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Aww Rump. You never let me have any icy fun! I was just trying to something special for the lady's birthday!

*stomps foot and pouts like a recalcitrant child*


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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 6:25:10 PM

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There, there, little lady. If you really want to be a strawberry daiquiri, why don't you check with the Cutter/Black Consulting Co.. One of their top execs has expertise with a certain, Strawberry Daiquiri.

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FROM:
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
DirtyMartini
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 7:49:10 PM

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Good Evening My Lushian friends...I see Sharon's birthday party is going strong, and the party balloons taped to Coma and Tose are indeed a nice touch...I think you used a bit much duct tape, but no problem, looks like they're still breathing...hard to tell sometimes though...

And Happy Birthday Sharon...

What we got here for the drink of the day? Strawberry daquiris? Sounds like a plan...pass me over a pitcher or two while I sit here and ponder the meaning of life...

And yeah Reverend, it says we hit the big 600 on my computer too...so there might be some truth to it...hard to believe what a bunch of drunks can come up with in a couple of years, but there's a rumor that if you give a monkey a typewriter eventually they'll come up with Shakespeare...something like that...

I agree with Mr. Scooter btw...this place does bring people together like them Olympic thing going on...

And btw, I heard a rumor that drinking may become an Olympic event one day...so, I think I may need to practice up to be ready for 2016...I'm going for the gold my friends...

Pass those pitchers, will ya?
Cheers,
Alan.
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Dani
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 8:37:29 PM

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Thanks Rump. And sorry about the tantrum.Embarassed I just hate limits.

And check with Sir Cutter, you say? I seem to be seeing him for all of my needs lately...I hope the poor gent doesn't think I'm using him.confused1


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scooter
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 5:46:50 AM

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Page 600Applause Thats 60% of one thousand!

I shoulda wore my boots. The stuffs getting deep around here.

LadySharon, if you have room for more, let me buy you a few. Congratulations on the big three zero Chicago Ladyparty002
I hope some lucky man took advantage of you yesterday fine woman.

Well, happy Tuesday to all, and congratulations on six hundred page's of erotic, extra curricular activitiesL35


scooter
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 6:04:17 AM

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Morning, Lushland lads and ladies. It's Tuesday. Sorry about that. The good news is there's coffee and a plate full of Scooter's famous no-cal doughnut holes. Please don't make a mess -- and when you do, clean it up, okay?

Happy day after Sharon's birthday to one and all, or vice versa.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:historical contest entrybackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 8:33:17 AM

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It's Titty Tuesday!!




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DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 9:13:39 AM

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Good Morning Lush people...wow, do you realize that the day after Sharon's birthday and Titty Tuesday fall on the same day this year? According to something I may or may not have read in the newspaper recently, that event only happens once every 4,286 years, at least on this planet...

I think maybe we need to start drinking early to celebrate...what we got Reverend that's pretty strong? Maybe a jug of Beaver Breath VSOP left in the back?

Nice picture there Slippery...I'll be back, someone pour the drinks here...

Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5


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sugarbabe
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 9:30:02 AM

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Those girls are way too cool,
I walked in the ladies room and
they were getting ready for titty Tuesday!
STAND BACK and WATCH OUT!
Happy Birthday Sharon!
I'll do a shot with ya, Pour Wine
*wondering what kind of lotion they use
so their nipples don't get sore? * dontknow

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 9:44:23 AM

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They look like intelligent girls, so I expect they use the one and only...




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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 10:32:14 AM

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Dear diary...

Tuesday I went for jush a lil stroll and met this hot babe on the stree' someplace.


LadySharon
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 11:13:41 AM

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Thank you all for the birthday wishes. How about a little hair of the dog to begin my day in the form of a dirty martini?

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Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 11:17:10 AM

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In honor of Titty Tuesday, I'm buying a round of Slippery Nipples for everyone!



10 ml grenadine syrup
1/2 oz Carolans® Irish cream
1/2 oz DeKuyper® Buttershots liqueur

Pour the buttershots and carolanns into a shot glass. (let them mix)

Add grenadine to form a perfect nipple in the bottom of the shot glass.

Take as shooter, lick nipple from bottom of glass.




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Dirty_D
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 11:58:45 AM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Morning, Lushland lads and ladies. It's Tuesday. Sorry about that. The good news is there's coffee and a plate full of Scooter's famous no-cal doughnut holes. Please don't make a mess -- and when you do, clean it up, okay?

Happy day after Sharon's birthday to one and all, or vice versa.

glasses8


Actually now it's MY birthday! LOL!
Dirty_D
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 12:00:07 PM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
In honor of Titty Tuesday, I'm buying a round of Slippery Nipples for everyone!



10 ml grenadine syrup
1/2 oz Carolans® Irish cream
1/2 oz DeKuyper® Buttershots liqueur

Pour the buttershots and carolanns into a shot glass. (let them mix)

Add grenadine to form a perfect nipple in the bottom of the shot glass.

Take as shooter, lick nipple from bottom of glass.



Love Love LOVE Buttery nipples! yummy. They are like dessert in a shot glass!
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 12:06:52 PM

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Oops, we apologize for that slight technical difficulty with the image of the slippery nipple cocktail..We have corrected the image as follows:


And, yes, Do lick the nipple at the bottom of the glass...repeatedly
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 12:08:20 PM

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occasion7 Well, would ya look at that! NN's b-day happens to be on Titty Tuesday! In that case, give her all the Slippery Nipples she can handle!occasion4 occasion9


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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 12:19:43 PM

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Happy birth anniversary, naughtynurse. I hope the party games include, pin the stethoscope on the cleavage, administer a hot injection, and anatomy lessons
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 1:13:55 PM

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Happy Birthday! I'll buy her a nipple as well. Man, that sounds dirty.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 1:27:40 PM

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Happy Birthday Dianna Pour Wine

Titty Tuesday - is that where they give out titties free cause i could with a large set...
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 1:30:29 PM

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DirtyMartini wrote:
And btw, I heard a rumor that drinking may become an Olympic event one day...so, I think I may need to practice up to be ready for 2016...I'm going for the gold my friends...

Pass those pitchers, will ya?
Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5


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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 3:14:37 PM

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Dirty Martini calculated that only once in over 4000 years would Titty Tuesday occur on The Day After Sharon's B-day. So what do you think are the odds that same day is also Naughty Nurse's birthday (WAY TO GO, DIANNA!) and the launch date of her soon-to-be-best selling e-book (WAY TWO GO, DIANNA!)?

The mind boggles.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:historical contest entrybackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
The_Young_Swell
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 4:39:24 PM

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Just back from three weeks in cottage country where I was almost completely unplugged from the world-wide weave. While I haven’t actually caught up on what all has been happening at RUMPLATIONS while I’ve been gone, merely casting my eye over the backlog assures me that there has been a definite lack of loud, thumping music.

So, here it is:



Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 7:26:03 PM

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Welcome back, Swell. You showed up just in time to celebrate Naughty Nurse's Birthday and Lady Sharon's Day After Her Birthday. Your vid should keep the good times rolling.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:historical contest entrybackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 9:20:47 PM

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But aren't we a day late for Sharons; a day after her birthday d'oh!

Naughty nurse needs some birthday cake toooccasion9

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