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Dani
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 9:36:34 PM

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Aww. Titty Tuesday and nurse's b-day is about to be over.crybaby





RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, August 01, 2012 5:45:10 AM

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Morning, mid-week moaners and groaners. There's coffee for those needing a caffine fix and hot water for those wanting tea, cocoa, etc.. If all else fails, Beaver Breath Brandy is also available.

No doubt everyone shares Slippery's remorse at the passing of Titty Day, Dianna's birthday, and Sharon's day-after-her-birthday. However, today is not without interest. For on this date, way back when, Jerry Garcia of The Grateful Dead, a Rumplator's Rumplator if there ever was one, came upon the scene.

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Dirty_D
Posted: Wednesday, August 01, 2012 8:12:11 AM

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ughhh, Pass me that coffee please, been a very busy week here...going to get busier!

THANK YOU to all for the birthday wishes!!
LadySharon
Posted: Wednesday, August 01, 2012 9:45:18 AM

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Hello, Fellow Lush loungers! I think I'm finally ready to upload the final installment of my Roommates trilogy. I edited, reedited, took out scenes, put them back in, and murdered the hell out of it until it reached perfection in my eyes. I'm also working on the eBook version of the trilogy as well, with added scenes and an epilogue that answers a question. Can I have some alcohol-fused coffee so I can write more?

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Dani
Posted: Wednesday, August 01, 2012 10:18:06 AM

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Good morning Rumpy Rumpers! I'll take some hot water for some tea, por favor!coffee

And thanks for understanding my Titty Tuesday grief, Sir Rump. But fortunately, it comes around EVERY week! boobieflash2



Guest
Posted: Wednesday, August 01, 2012 12:42:07 PM

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Not surprised she's in hot water...again!


Dani
Posted: Wednesday, August 01, 2012 1:50:08 PM

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Oh Sir Cutter, how you make me laugh! 6



RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, August 01, 2012 6:57:41 PM

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Quiet around here. Guess everyone is watching the Olympics. Me, I'm still PO'ed at the IOC and all five of them rings. I mean, who the heck picks events like judo and badmitten but leaves out that mainstay of the Scottish Highland games, caber tossing. And how about that old USA favorite, roller derby? I'm telling you, it just ain't fair.

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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, August 01, 2012 9:06:28 PM

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We have Highland games here in Florida Rumpy. I keep trying to get himself to sign up and do it but he never has the time.
He also doesn't have a kilt. Well, not the kind you wear anyway.
If they can put some of the crap they put in there, why not stuff like that?
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, August 01, 2012 11:38:06 PM

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Meh. I tuned out after our competitor passed out after only 15 beers.



scooter
Posted: Thursday, August 02, 2012 5:33:46 AM

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Morning Olympic hopefuls,

I'm not shutting off thee olympics until they air; womens syncronised mud wrestlingicon_biggrin



Dirty_D
Posted: Thursday, August 02, 2012 8:52:20 AM

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Oh, finally a sport I excel at!!! If I win gold I'll buy the next round!
LadySharon
Posted: Thursday, August 02, 2012 9:37:31 AM

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Good morning, Olympians! I'm excited to see the USA win twenty-some medals, and seeing the lady gymnasts bring home the gold for the first time since 1996.

I have to go see my mom today. I promised to spend the afternoon with her. I'll be back with the details later. Have a good one!

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 02, 2012 9:41:24 AM

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Have fun with your mom Sharon. Just saw we have a new guy from Chicago. You're a good influence. :)

Dani
Posted: Thursday, August 02, 2012 10:25:41 AM

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A GOOD influence you say, chef? I didn't know those types hung around Rumplations.dontknow



Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 02, 2012 11:29:31 AM

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Dani
Posted: Thursday, August 02, 2012 12:44:50 PM

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Hey, Mr. Rump, sir. I have an idea of how we can fix this place up a bit. How about installing a stripper pole?? And then the money made from that can be used to replace that old jukebox in the corner...you know, with one that actually plays music once you put the quarter in??



Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 02, 2012 12:50:23 PM

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Oh! So that's why you women keep asking me for quarters..I had it completely wrong..though I dunno bout a stripper pole..wouldn't the quarters get awful heavy in a g-string?
Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 02, 2012 12:56:58 PM

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I use the quarters for the hot nut machine that Terrance sleeps in.
Dani
Posted: Thursday, August 02, 2012 1:02:03 PM

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Well it's time Terrance started providing for himself! Once the old jukebox gets replaced when the stripper pole profits start piling up, those quarters will be used for entertainment. Terrance needs to get a job. I hear they're doing another one of them arachnid specials on Animal Planet. Will someone please get him an application?Read it



scooter
Posted: Thursday, August 02, 2012 1:06:27 PM

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naughtynurse wrote:
Oh, finally a sport I excel at!!! If I win gold I'll buy the next round!


Careful naughty nurse, the IRS plans on taxing gold medals nowNutbag

PRESIDENT Ob-lama, what a gold digging bitch you are.
As long as he don't try taxing drinks around here, I guess things will be alright.

Chef,
You can influence me into skinny dipping in your pool any old time.
Look at all the people from south Florida. I think it's all you kathleen.

Nice graphics again Mr CutterBlack,
That's a good thing, tip the girls quarters on the stripper pole. The added weight should bring those G-strings to the groundevil4
I'm offering to install the pole Rumple (no charge) that way miss slippery can go for the gold immediately!

I'm going for the silver in "Beaver breath brandy chugging". There's just no way of beating DM in that event.
I'm glad they made women's beach volley ball an Olympic event.

Pint Drunk
Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 02, 2012 2:38:33 PM

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If we get one of those really long poles, all the ladies can dance at the same time !
Dani
Posted: Thursday, August 02, 2012 2:49:26 PM

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WmCutterBlack wrote:
If we get one of those really long poles, all the ladies can dance at the same time !


But what pole will the fellas dance on?dontknow



Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 02, 2012 3:03:34 PM

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Probably this Pole?


LadySharon
Posted: Thursday, August 02, 2012 5:32:52 PM

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I'm back from seeing my mom. I told her I was going to finally join the circus as a trapeze artist. Speaking of which, can I be the naked wire walker in here, Rump? Terrance would have to spin some yarn for me to walk on.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 02, 2012 6:35:49 PM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
Well it's time Terrance started providing for himself! Once the old jukebox gets replaced when the stripper pole profits start piling up, those quarters will be used for entertainment. Terrance needs to get a job. I hear they're doing another one of them arachnid specials on Animal Planet. Will someone please get him an application?Read it


He earns his keep this way.


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, August 02, 2012 6:50:00 PM

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Why is it I'm fairly certain it is a goodness that I can't see that graphic Chef just posted?

Terrance the Tarantula is head of security at Rumplations. Granted, that's an unpaid position, but so are all the rest around here.

As for the old Wurlitzer, with BAT and Sugar coming around ever so often, why bother?

While a stripper pole might seem like a good idea, last time we tried one there was so much KY jelly, baby oil and wrestling mud slung about the joint, even semi-sober customers had to crawl on all-fours to reach the latrines.

And speaking of mud wrestling, I think the idea of adding that to the Olympics is inspired.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, August 03, 2012 5:50:17 AM

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Morning, weekend wanton wannabe's. The Caffine Fairy dropped off some strong, Louisiana dark roast coffee to help folks get a jump on the weekend. There's also a generous supply of Beaver Breath Brandy for those wishing to fortify their brew.

Brave types with a food craving might want to try the breakfast tacos a guy named Mel Toemain dropped off.

Back on the subject of new Olympic sports for just a minute: IMHO, synchronized pole dancing would seem to have great potential.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 03, 2012 10:08:42 AM

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Afternoon RF and all you good peoples

Whilst i contemplate the thought of new Olympic events may i please have one of whatever is on the hair of the dog menu.

DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, August 03, 2012 11:01:10 AM

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Good Afternoon Lushketeers...yeah, speaking of the Olympics, I was thinking of trying out myself...just a couple of minor details I need to work out...


I do like the idea of synchronized pole dancing though Rump, and Dianna...we did have a pole here at one time, along with a working juke box, and a mechanical bull...until someone decided to put them in the back of their truck and sell them for scrap...(looks hard at Scooter)...

Anyway, yeah I agree with Elaine...pour me a tall mug of Beaver Breath with a shot of coffee on the side if there's any left...

I have to practice my synchronized drinking just in case that becomes an Olympic event...

Cheers,
Alan.
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