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Dani
Posted: Friday, August 3, 2012 12:18:11 PM

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Afternoon folks. I'll have something cold and refreshing to whet my whistle!

Synchronized Pole Dancing? Sounds amazing! I'd sign up for it, but I don't start my pole dancing lessons until next week.





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Posted: Friday, August 3, 2012 1:10:01 PM

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My pole at present is somewhat bent and refuses to synchronize. Maybe next Olympics. *searches google for pole repair boutiques*


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, August 3, 2012 3:33:55 PM

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Best I recall, we also used to have a pool table. Only problem was some nekkid gal kep lolling about on top. Gave a whole new meaning to 'sinking one in the side pocket' if you get my drift.

Slippery, I think (but only on the fifth Tuesday's of months with no R in the name -- or is that with and R?) Brother Martini was conveying a message to Sister Sisters.

Anyway, just got in a stale shipment of 'Bat Out Of Hell Whiskey' shipped from a derelict warehouse in Bug Tussel, Oklahoma, so we should be set for the weekend.

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Posted: Friday, August 3, 2012 5:18:38 PM

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Afternoon my friends. It's rainy and humid in the Sunshine State so I'll have something wet and cool. Hummm, surprise me Rumplator. I'm getting happier by the day. Also have one eye cocked toward Ernesto.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, August 3, 2012 6:59:20 PM

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Long Island Iced Tea might be just what someone in a hot and sweaty state needs.

Tell Ernie that with the Corps about to land on Red Beach, he needs to slide down and bother Cuba or south Miami. ;)

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Posted: Friday, August 3, 2012 6:59:41 PM

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We've all been waiting anxiously for the new shipment to arrive...

Mmm, industrial strength, govt. surplus whiskey..yum :)


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Posted: Friday, August 3, 2012 8:29:36 PM

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My Olympic participation is being kept to a minimum this time around. It's just too exhausting after my vacation.

However, if any of the pole girls decide to start a ring-toss competition, I'm willing to lie on my back and play goal.




Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
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Posted: Saturday, August 4, 2012 7:48:20 AM

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Scootie! I gremlin got your post! Sorry!

Rumple, you started my day with a laugh. I love to start days that way. I'd squeeze you if I could. Since I can't, I'll just bring in the cauldron of coffee that I stole from the Knights of Columbus and the box of doughnuts I "borrowed" from the police department.
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Posted: Saturday, August 4, 2012 11:16:06 AM

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DirtyMartini wrote:
I do like the idea of synchronized pole dancing though Rump, and Dianna...we did have a pole here at one time, along with a working juke box, and a mechanical bull...until someone decided to put them in the back of their truck and sell them for scrap


Now there is an interesting game... see if you can be thrown from the bull, do two spins of the pole and put a dollar in the jukebox all without touching the floor !!

Sounds simple... why don't you good folks over the water show us how it's done and after a couple of beers we'll follow! drunken
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Posted: Saturday, August 4, 2012 1:19:27 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:
Scootie! I gremlin got your post! Sorry!

Rumple, you started my day with a laugh. I love to start days that way. I'd squeeze you if I could. Since I can't, I'll just bring in the cauldron of coffee that I stole from the Knights of Columbus and the box of doughnuts I "borrowed" from the police department.


LOL chef,
Thats Ok chef, I couldn't resist that one. Was that gremlin a red headed oneevil4
Borrowing doughnuts from the police department is a serious offence by the way chef K.

I think Dirty M has one hell of an idea about this synchronized drinking event.
Get me two beers of exact measure. One for my right and one for my left hand.
I wanna start practicing right away..

Pint Drunk Pint Drunk
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, August 4, 2012 3:51:53 PM

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That Scooter is an inspiration to all of us. So too are Sisters and Chef, only in a much, much better way. ;)

Gatoraide with vodka on the house to celebrate the approach (approx one month) of 'real' football in the US and Canada.

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Posted: Saturday, August 4, 2012 4:03:22 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Gatoraide with vodka on the house to celebrate the approach (approx one month) of 'real' football in the US and Canada.glasses8


Does that contain real Gators? drunken
DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, August 4, 2012 4:06:08 PM

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Good Afternoon Lushkins...yeah, that does sound like an interesting game Elaine...not sure I've had quite enough to drink yet to attempt something so skilled...need to remedy that situation, and fast...

What you say was on the house Rump? Gatorade and vodka? Sounds like a plan if I've heard one, and I've heard quite a few in my day...pour me a tall glass of Beaver Breath to chase that down with, will you?

Yeah Mr. Scooter...I left you a picture over on your page...somehow I thought of you when I saw this...



Anyway, drink up people it is the weekend...not that that matters to anyone here...
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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, August 4, 2012 4:32:13 PM

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Hmmm, Gatorade and vodka, what a concept. wait just a minute, Alan, while I mix up some of the original, sort of like orange flavored stuff. Maybe we should call it, Jock Strap Cocktail.

What I mentioned earlier was a Gator-aide. They're kind of like a nurse's aide but a bit more specialized. A double-shot of vodka is the usual dosage recommended for those in the afterglow of an encounter -- make that PRN (ask NN or Chef) One piece of advice, do NOT, I say again, NOT agree to any sort of mouth-to-uh-jaws treatment, trust me.
Sisters, your being cheeky around here is way more than okay, but only if you turn and bare the other cheek. And remember, the dirty old fart behind the bar 'sees' with his fingertips. ;)

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Posted: Saturday, August 4, 2012 5:48:46 PM

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Ah pro re nata. For me it's at least once a day. As needed? Yup. Can't do Gatorade though. Yucco. How bout one of those fancy ones that William serves? Something pink and frothy and frilly. And STRONG! evil4
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, August 4, 2012 7:48:26 PM

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Evening, Chef. Could I interest you in my infamous, Passion Provoking Pina Colada, made with a double helping of 151 proof rum plus several licentious liqueurs? Heck, we could even add a bunch of cherries to give it a touch of pink.

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Posted: Saturday, August 4, 2012 7:55:50 PM

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Look at this I'm gone for a little bit and what are you up to? Gatoraide and piña coladas. Yuck & double yuck. It'll take something else to talk me on to the mechanical bull with Elaine!!


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Posted: Saturday, August 4, 2012 8:08:47 PM

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Greetings, Naughty One. Thought you were working weekends these days. Glad you could drop by, whatever the case. Since you've defamed the new, Jock Strap Cocktail, and my, Passion Provoking Pina Colada, might I suggest my personal favorite, Crown Royal and soda?

Meant to ask Chef but, as usual, what passes for my mind skipped yet another goove: What's the situation with Ernesto?

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Dani
Posted: Saturday, August 4, 2012 9:17:49 PM

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What a wonderful Saturday night...



...But it would be even better with a friend






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Posted: Sunday, August 5, 2012 2:07:22 AM

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Pink, frothy, strong, you say, Chef K? Sounds like a woman to me :)

Or perhaps you'd like a Pink chocolate martini with kisses for garnish?

Ingredients:

1 ounce vanilla vodka
1-1/2 ounces crème de cacao
1/2 ounce amaretto
1/2 ounce grenadine syrup
4 tablespoons Cool Whip
Ice

Directions:

Combine all ingredients in a shaker.
Shake until Cool Whip is completely dissolved.
Strain into a martini glass.

scooter
Posted: Sunday, August 5, 2012 6:00:55 AM

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Good morning all you pole dancing, bull riding, football fans from around the world.

I'm glad you sprung for the golden brass pole Rump, I see the girls are making good use of it so far!



I knew this place was full of bull, but didn't realise it was the kind you can rided'oh!



Rump, the worst thing about this time of year and football is; I still have night mares about two a days starting soon.
The best part is; as a freshman, I was lucky to practice with our state championship team!
I want the original Browns back and the Dawgs of defense..

DM, LOL, I've had similar experiences, damned pesky neighbors anyways.

Keep those pink foo-foo drinks comming Mr CutterBlack, I'm strangely attracted to pink somehow

Well, I gotta fly to England and play some more Bad Mitten with my new nine inch shuttle cock..
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Posted: Sunday, August 5, 2012 12:56:07 PM

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LadySharon wrote:
Where's the sermon? Did I miss it again?


Seems the Rev is unavoidably detained! He's still practising for the new Bar Olympic events....

Anyway after the Pink and Fluffy drinks of yesterday i propose we have something more conventional for a Sunday... WATER! hehe
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Posted: Sunday, August 5, 2012 1:13:08 PM

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Man, a girl has an evening under the weather and all sorts of stuff happens.
I love Pina Coladas
Here Rumpy.

151 sounds just about right for one or two of them.

Ernesto isn't at this time predicted to come to Florida but I've seen them turn when they weren't forecast to do so and run right across my ass so... we'll see.

And William! Although I don't like Amaretto that drink sounds like something I could fall into and not be seen again until Monday! Yum. Man, I need to go to more bars! Or buy a Mr. Boston. The one I have is from the '90s and I have no idea where it is.
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Posted: Sunday, August 5, 2012 2:11:38 PM

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Oh, dearly beloved, the grapes of wrath have afflicted me this day. Someday I'll learn that rum, beer, whiskey, bodka, wine, and EverClear is a terrible combination.

Therefore, today's service will be devoted to prayer, and the prayer most requested is for the succor of the Rumple Foreskin's throbbing, perhaps even swollen head.

Can I have a rather quiet, though sincere, Amen?

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin glasses8

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Posted: Sunday, August 5, 2012 2:15:56 PM

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*whispers* Ra-men Rump

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Posted: Sunday, August 5, 2012 7:05:16 PM

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Amen (I am working weekends, but done by 9 :D)


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Posted: Sunday, August 5, 2012 8:33:28 PM

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*whspers* amen. I'll take care of you rump. I have fresh coffee and roast beef sandwhichhes for you.

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Ramon noodle Rumple Doddle

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I'll keep his bed warm.

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