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Posted: Sunday, August 5, 2012 8:44:14 PM

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May I just say "Ahhhhhhh-women", instead? I'll leave it to the ladies to say "Ahhhh, men!"

Water? Well, okay..but I'd like mine with a woman in it LOL
Kitten86
Posted: Sunday, August 5, 2012 9:06:32 PM

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cute :-P :-D
Kitten86
Posted: Sunday, August 5, 2012 9:11:22 PM

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offers the rev a soothing hug, two asprin and a cool wash cloth for his eyes
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, August 6, 2012 5:03:30 AM

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Morning, to all lusty Lushlanders. The Caffine Fairy and Busty are pulling another 'Thelma and Louise' number so it's probably just as well they're on the road somewhere else. That means today's coffee is another example of my unique approach to coffee. It should be strong enough to wake most folks but, with luck, weak enough to not melt spoons.

In the NFL season opening event, last night's 'Ecclesiastical Exhibition' game, my Saints beat the Cardinals, 17-10. Yeah, it's was a meaningless pre-season game, but with the horrible off-season the Saints endured, any sort of good news is welcome.

Kitten, welcome to this literary landfill along the information highway and thanks for the TLC.

glasses8.

RUMPLATIONS (in, The Pub, forum) Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
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Posted: Monday, August 6, 2012 7:34:52 AM

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Blue Monday

Ingredients:
- 2 oz vodka
- 1/4 oz triple sec
- 1/4 oz blue curacao

Mix all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into a chilled martini glass
Dani
Posted: Monday, August 6, 2012 11:01:00 AM

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Afternoon Rumplators. Apparently I'm "under the weather" so I've been sent home. I guess sneezing all over lab samples and research is unsanitary.dontknow Anywho, got anything that'll knock me on my ass??



RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, August 6, 2012 2:25:37 PM

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Greetings, Slippery. Something tells me CB's 'Blue Mondays' would do the trick. Of course, there's the always reliable Tequila Shooters, or my 'Passion Provoking Pina Colada.' Your call.

glasses8

RUMPLATIONS (in, The Pub, forum) Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

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Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Guest
Posted: Monday, August 6, 2012 4:42:13 PM

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Evening Rumplators. That Blue thing looks great. William you are a treasure. I'll have one for each hand.
Hey Kitten! Welcome. Pull up a bar stool and don't mind the guys at the table with the glassy eyes. That's Coma and Tose. I think they've been here since the doors opened way back when. Truth be told, they're probably related to the guy the bar was named after.

Btw William, what's a quarter ounce? I say go for it and use a whole ounce.

Now if Scooter was here, he'd read something green into that question.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, August 6, 2012 5:20:00 PM

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Chef, truth be told, Coma and Tose were here way before Rumplations opened At the time, they were drinking 'Black Lable' beer, but since no waitress named 'Mable' was on the new staff, they switched to inhaling fumes, of which there are many around here. This contact high saves them money and trips to the latrine or, if it's out of action,(again) to the nearest dark corner.

glasses8

RUMPLATIONS (in, The Pub, forum) Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Dani
Posted: Monday, August 6, 2012 5:59:48 PM

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Whoo! Didn't need a Blue Monday to knock me on my ass. Took 2 Benadryl and was out for the count. I woke up thinking it was 5 am instead of pm. But on another note, Terrance decided to take advantage of my allergy medicine-induced stupor and tried to take my pole earnings.


Luckily I was too groggy to remember that I have severe arachnophobia...so I just snatched it right back from him. But how do I know something like this will never happen again?? I expect things like this from the sleazy guy who mysteriously drops off those tacos...but NEVER from Terrance. I'm so hurt. I don't think I shall ever recover from this.



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Posted: Monday, August 6, 2012 6:03:23 PM

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Chef K, like myself I see you like to "cook" or "brew" with the full seasonings, not dribbles and half-measures :) In which I recommend Monday night-Tuesday 'til noon Voodoo Shots using one full ounce each of layered

Ingredients:

1 oz. Tia Maria - top
1 oz. Rum Chata - creamy sandwich filling :)
1 oz. 151 Rum - bottom

Mixing instructions:

Layer the ingredients in the order given into a glass for a poussecafe (aka layered drink). A nuclear physicist taught me about poussecafes, in which the specific gravity of the various ingredients keep them separated in the glass, one atop the other. He'd sometimes make them with five, six, or even seven layers, like a rainbow. The various layers are poured slowly down the side of the glass or over the back of a spoon, so as not to mix the layers.

Dirty_D
Posted: Monday, August 6, 2012 6:18:05 PM

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Hey yall, slept half the day away... But I'm ready to dance the night away with slippery now! Pass me a Blue Monday!


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, August 6, 2012 7:21:28 PM

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Slippery, being as how Terrance is in charge of security around here, I'm sure he was just trying to make sure your stash was not molested while you were off in the land of nod, honest.

glasses8

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Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Dani
Posted: Monday, August 6, 2012 9:06:53 PM

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Phew! And for a second there I thought Terrance was trying to pull one over on me. Silly me, I guess I shoulda known better. I'd give him a kiss, but there's still that damn arachnophobia thing I'm dealing with. But tell chef to keep her quarters, because Terrance's next nap in the nut box is on me! Now about that strange taco guy...Think



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Posted: Tuesday, August 7, 2012 1:17:10 AM

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Try an cocktail from here in Kenya. we call it a "Dawa" which means medicine in Swahili.
Its Vodka, Lime, honey and crushed ice
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, August 7, 2012 4:46:18 AM

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Morning, perpetual perverts and proliferators of porn. It's Tuesday. Sorry about that. But there is some strong coffee to assuage the caffine deprived (depraved?) and a bag full of biscuits and sausage Busty says she found in the parking lot of a truck stop outside of Lubbock. Enjoy.

Aries, welcome to this outpost of bad taste. Many thanks for the new drink. If you and CB ever combine forces, there won't be a sober person in this joint. Granted, that's the normal state of affairs around here but these will be, no doubt, classier drunken slobs and sluts. :)

glasses8

RUMPLATIONS (in, The Pub, forum) Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Kitten86
Posted: Tuesday, August 7, 2012 6:51:56 AM

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anyone else like jameson and coke? Thanks rev
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Posted: Tuesday, August 7, 2012 9:37:31 AM

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I'll try the new drink :)


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Posted: Tuesday, August 7, 2012 10:38:19 AM

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Alcohol, like laughter, is one of the better medicines. Heck, we even have a (Naughty) Nurse off duty here :)
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, August 7, 2012 11:07:56 AM

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It's Titty Tuesday!!





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Posted: Tuesday, August 7, 2012 11:11:50 AM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
It's Titty Tuesday!!



I LOVE titty Tuesday!! Embarassed


Dani
Posted: Tuesday, August 7, 2012 11:21:23 AM

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naughtynurse wrote:


I LOVE titty Tuesday!! Embarassed


Really? Even more than Taco Tuesday??



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Posted: Tuesday, August 7, 2012 12:29:15 PM

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Oh! It's Titty Tuesday! Thank Goddess, that explains it. I thought my jeans had shrunk.




*sets up the bar*
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Posted: Tuesday, August 7, 2012 12:48:43 PM

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Damn, it's hot today. Who wants free ice cream?


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Posted: Tuesday, August 7, 2012 12:50:01 PM

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WOW! I love this place! One Voo Doo shot and one Dawa please. I want to try both. Looks and sounds yummy.
Poor Terrance. Just looking out for the girls and their cash. He's as honest as a spider can be. You must have been laying on your stomach Slippery. He likes to cuddle up in cleavage but the dead presidents nose must have looked warm to him so he tried that. Either that or the light bulb is burned out in his hot nuts again. I'll have to go have a look. I see your brought Bouncing Betty with you on this fine Tuesday.
I heard Mable is on the table down the street so we shouldn't have to be worrying about her anymore. Poor C&T. She was known to sell almost anything for that 2 bucks.
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another great drink from Africa

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Dani
Posted: Tuesday, August 7, 2012 2:11:40 PM

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Terrance, you rascal!



RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, August 7, 2012 2:47:57 PM

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Reading today's posts got me to, if not exactly thinking, at least wondering: if this is Titty Tuesday, in two more days, will it be, Tushy Thursday? If so, then what'll we do with Fanny Friday the next day? Can't have too much of a good thing, of course.

Speaking of good things, that Terrance can be a scamp but his heart is in the right place, probably.

glasses8

RUMPLATIONS (in, The Pub, forum) Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, August 7, 2012 3:36:09 PM

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Actually, there's Wacky Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, and Fanny Friday. There are only 2 days of the week that get designated body parts. The world (and the English language) isn't prepared for a body part for each day of the week.



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