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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, August 7, 2012 4:15:31 PM

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Sounds like a challenge for the renowned Rumplations' think tank, but then, so is getting in out of the rain.

So who'd like to try the official cocktail of New Orleans, a Sazerac?

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Dani
Posted: Tuesday, August 7, 2012 4:17:59 PM

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I thought a Hand Grenade was the official drink of Nawlins. Tried one of those when I went there for my 21st b-day. Had another one and a half and I woke up with my shoes on my hands and my head between my legs.



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Posted: Tuesday, August 7, 2012 5:54:01 PM

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I want WEENIE WEDNESDAY!!!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, August 7, 2012 5:55:38 PM

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A few years ago, the La. Legislature, a bastion of clear thinking and virtuous civic responsibility if there ever was one, passed something (gas, kidney stone, out?) that made the title official.

The latest contest winners have been posted. Check out the 'Announcements' forum for the names of all the good writers. For the rest of us, a double-shot of 'Old Overshoe Whiskey: the despair of Needmore, Ky) is on the house.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

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Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, August 7, 2012 6:00:00 PM

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'Weenie Wednesday' does have a certain ring to it. Keep up the good work, Sister Chef.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

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Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Dirty_D
Posted: Tuesday, August 7, 2012 6:09:16 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
A few years ago, the La. Legislature, a bastion of clear thinking and virtuous civic responsibility if there ever was one, passed something (gas, kidney stone, out?) that made the title official.

The latest contest winners have been posted. Check out the 'Announcements' forum for the names of all the good writers. For the rest of us, a double-shot of 'Old Overshoe Whiskey: the despair of Needmore, Ky) is on the house.

glasses8


The winners were excellent! If I hadn't entered early, I never would have had the courage to enter!


Dani
Posted: Tuesday, August 7, 2012 9:26:56 PM

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Oh no. Sir Cutter is no longer with us. This makes me quite sad. crybaby



RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, August 8, 2012 5:37:37 AM

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Is it just me, or does this feel more like 'Dip' than 'Hump' Day?

Whatever the case, the Caffine Fairy left us a pot of her beatific brew. There's also some doughnut holes for those into doughnuts or holes.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Dirty_D
Posted: Wednesday, August 8, 2012 7:01:37 AM

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RF, you know I care for some camels right? It is ALWAYS hump day here!



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Posted: Wednesday, August 8, 2012 9:20:11 AM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
Oh no. Sir Cutter is no longer with us. This makes me quite sad. crybaby


What the hell?
Ahh man! I hate that. He was one of the good guys.
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Posted: Wednesday, August 8, 2012 9:21:43 AM

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RumpyRumpyRumpy!! Today's the day! 11pm tonight!! YEAH!!!Big Hugs hello1
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, August 8, 2012 11:08:29 AM

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Chef, somewhere in the background the old song 'There'll Be A Hot Time In The Old Town Tonight' can be heard. :)

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Dani
Posted: Wednesday, August 8, 2012 11:50:26 AM

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chefkathleen wrote:


What the hell?
Ahh man! I hate that. He was one of the good guys.


Hopefully his account is merely suspended or something for some oversight and that he didn't just drop off the face of Lush. This place shan't (lol, shan't) be the same without him. crybaby



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Posted: Wednesday, August 8, 2012 2:15:27 PM

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He wasn't suspended as far as I know. There's usually a discussion if someone is to be "let go"

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, August 8, 2012 5:27:28 PM

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Only positive spin possible is that his account having vanished means he's probably in good health. Whatever the case, here's hoping it's just a temporary situation.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, August 8, 2012 6:17:02 PM

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I agree and best of luck to him too.
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Posted: Wednesday, August 8, 2012 10:47:33 PM

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I'm gonna miss his graphics.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, August 9, 2012 5:00:12 AM

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Morning, to all good, lusters after the Lush life. Congrats on making it to Thursday. Coffee of dubious quality is hot, there's also water of a similar temp and buns complete with hot crosses.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Dani
Posted: Thursday, August 9, 2012 8:17:11 AM

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Bumpy night...in all the best ways imaginable. Now pass me some coffee please. coffee



RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, August 9, 2012 3:23:36 PM

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Greetings Slippery, Guess you got the coffee you wanted 'cause I just Went to get myself an afternoon cup and discovered the pot had been drained except for the grounds, sludge and BS (bottom settlement). That is, of course, the best part with all the minerals and nutrients so I'm doing fine. How's about you?

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Dani
Posted: Thursday, August 9, 2012 4:51:39 PM

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Aww, I apologize Sir Rump. Next time, I'll make sure you get the very best of the next pot of coffee. And how about this: Your drinks for the rest of the week are on me. Deal?dontknow

P.S. Ignore the fact that the week's almost over.



RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, August 9, 2012 6:45:10 PM

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If all my drinks are on you, does that mean I get licking priviledges, he asks, hopefully.;)

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Dani
Posted: Thursday, August 9, 2012 7:49:15 PM

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Sir Rump, you scamp!Embarassed

Do you even have to ask?f-hihi



RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 4:40:01 AM

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It's Friday! Guess that makes saying 'Good Morning' a bit reduntant. Got in a new case of Beaver Breath Brandy which should help folks gag down Busty's coffee.

Slippery, of course I'd ask. After all, it's a universally acknowledged truth that when it comes to being a gent, I've got manners I ain't never used.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Dirty_D
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 8:21:15 AM

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Give me a cuppa that joe, I have to get everything in order for the weekend. No more lazing around for me!


Dani
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 12:34:55 PM

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Save some of that coffee from me nurse!



RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 4:25:45 PM

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With all these caffine-addicts on the prowl, better put on a pot of triple expresso strength, dark roast coffee with chicory. With plenty of Beaver Breath Brandy available to cut the stuff, it should be a winner.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Dani
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 4:30:09 PM

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I need a respite from the Think Tank. That thing ain't for the faint hearted. argue

I never thought I'd say this...but pass me some of that Beaver Breath Brandy, please.



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Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 4:13:56 AM

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Seesh it sort of pongs a bit in here - with the problem yesterday guess no ones been in to clean up. It reminds me of a boys toilet at a nightclub just before closing time! Embarassed

As i'm the first here guess i'll don my little maid outfit and a feather duster and see if i can make it respectable for the good folks round here. By respectable i mean usable - if it became a respectable joint no one would come in drunken
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 6:25:38 AM

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Good morning, French maide Sisters. I bet you think I'm going to ask a lot of questions, maybe even drop a few crass remarks about how you know about closing time in the men's room of some bar. But not me. No way. Never happen for I'm sure you were just there doing missionary work among the drumken derelicts.

Oh, dearly beloved, let us rejoice at the goodness of Sister Sisters and pray she or someone equally saintly will be there when it's closing time for the rest of us.

Can I have a big, Amen?
The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin glasses8


Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
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