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Dani
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 12:22:04 PM

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Aww Sisters, bless your heart and all your parts. You have it looking quite....ummm...decent (?) in here.

Now dag nammit, how come no one's fixed me any of the Beaver Breath Brandy?!



RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 6:24:26 PM

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Sister Slippery, it grieves me to report that you did, indeed, consume many servings of the aforesaid intoxicant. Perhaps, when you fell off your bar stool and assumed a somewhat relaxed, horizontal posture, you inadvertently struck your head and now no longer recall the rather sizeable quantity you quaffed or the resultant, even more sizeable number now appearing on your bar tab.

Then again, perhaps not. ;)

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 6:50:46 PM

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Oh gosh, how unladylike of me. I hope I wasn't taken advantage of in my sleep. Embarassed

*absentmindedly rubs hickey on my neck*



RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 7:02:45 PM

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Slippery, considering the typical customer in this gin joint, odds are it would have been more like taking 'dis-advantage' of you.

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a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 9:50:42 PM

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Then where was Terrance when I was being taken 'dis-advantage' of?! cussing



RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, August 13, 2012 5:57:46 AM

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Morning, Monday morning moaners, mourners, and malingererererers.

To celebrate 'No Blackout Week' here in Lushland, there's plenty of hot, black coffee. There should also be some Bailey's, Beaver Breath Brandy, and a half-empty/full bottle of vintage Coffee-Mate for those wishing to enhance their caffine injection experience.

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dirty_D
Posted: Monday, August 13, 2012 6:48:07 AM

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I am moaning for sure this morning. A long hard weekend has left me sore and drained. Pour me something to get me going again.

This bar sure is shiney. I love the job Sisters did. Think I could persuade her to come to my place and preform too?
Dani
Posted: Monday, August 13, 2012 9:33:39 AM

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Morning...and just like Dianna, I am definitely moaning. Today I'm sitting on my ass and not a single ounce of fuck shall be given.

Now someone please pass me a shot of what the hell ever and keep 'em coming! Pint Drunk

Oh yeah, special thanks to Dianna for helping me to resolve a weird issue. Applause



Guest
Posted: Monday, August 13, 2012 3:45:27 PM

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naughtynurse wrote:
This bar sure is shiney. I love the job Sisters did. Think I could persuade her to come to my place and preform too?


Why thank you kind miss... and what would you like me to "preform" for you Dianna!!

Ok no messin around tonight cause i's been for a drink already and in the need for some more... line up the shots my good man... tequila first! drunken

Dirty_D
Posted: Monday, August 13, 2012 4:13:07 PM

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Here Elaine, let me buy you a drink and we can sit in the corner and discuss what I need help polishing ;)

Danielle, You are very welcome for everything!(and Ill get you a drink to, just because;D)
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, August 14, 2012 6:34:20 AM

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Morning, Lusharenos. It's Tuesday. Yeah, I know, neither one of us gives a good damn. But there is Caffine Fairy coffee and for the more adventureous among us, Danish that's only a day, or tow, or maybe three, old.

There's another thread on, The Pub, forum that asks for posters' personal trivia. Just about all information on me would be classified as 'trivial' but I've decided to post one here solely for Rumplations' cultured clientele and invite the rest of you to share some of your own .

Once upon a time, I was tear gassed while taking a dump. No, not from methane but the real stuff.

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, August 14, 2012 12:33:11 PM

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It's Titty Tuesday!




Oh, and something trivial about myself, you say?
I once had to rock a traumatized baby penguin to sleep.



Dirty_D
Posted: Tuesday, August 14, 2012 12:39:44 PM

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Titty Tuesday AND sisters birthday? YEAH!

I regularly get rocked to sleep by an elephant(yeap a real one).
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 14, 2012 2:41:05 PM

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Yeah it's my birthday and i've been to the pub to celebrate (again)...

Yeah drinks all round my man..... champagne Pour Wine

I was once stuck in the pub for two days because of snow.... carnage!

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 14, 2012 3:41:41 PM

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Happy Birthday Sisters.
Something cold and wet and strong Rumple, please?
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 14, 2012 3:48:44 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:
Happy Birthday Sisters.
Something cold and wet and strong Rumple, please?


Thanks Chefess

Now is the second line a request or a statement!! evil4
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, August 14, 2012 4:24:34 PM

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HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SISTERS!

My image posting days are over, but try to imagine a really big birthday cake with a hunky Chippendale guy popping out holding a bottle of champagne in one hand, a couple glasses in the other-- and it all being just for you.

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Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
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a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, August 15, 2012 6:26:11 AM

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Morning, heat wave honeys and hunks. It's supposed to hit 104 here east of Luckenbach. Therefore, in addition to hot coffee and tea, there's also iced coffee and tea for those wanting to chill out but still needing their daily caffine fix. As always, Beaver Breath Brandy is available. Use as directed.

While I'm still wondering about Slippery and that penguin, we interrupt the quest for personal trivia to report on the latest sex scandal in California.

A male member (so to speak) of the San Fernando city council in a regular televised council meeting announced he was, as rumored, having an affair with another (female) member of the council. That lady was sitting nearby. When his ex-wife began raising hell in the crowd, he had her thrown out.

Meanwhile, another female council member admitted to having an affair with a city cop but insists she didn't intefere with a personelle matter involving him. At present, the city is facing a seven-diget deficit and all but two members of the council are facing recall.

Is this a great country, or what? :)

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Wednesday, August 15, 2012 1:56:26 PM

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Happy Hump Day! Man, that's the biggest oxymoron ever.

Anywho, thanks for the gossip Sir Rump. I'm sure it'll make for an awesome convo the next time the girlfriend and I are doing our nails. Damn...I'm such a girl.cat



RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, August 15, 2012 5:10:33 PM

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Afternoon, Slippery. Forgot to mention that a few months before all this went down, the town's chief of police was in a sex scandal of his own involving a police cadet. For a valley town of 2500, those folks know how to keep things interesting. ;)

So, what'll ya have to drink?

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
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a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, August 15, 2012 5:14:41 PM

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Oops. Wouldn't want to pass on false info about San Fernando. The town's population is about 25,000, not the 2500 as previously reported. RF

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 9:17:39 AM

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Morning Rumplators. Had my coffee. Time for something cool and wet.
Any suggestions?
Dani
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 9:50:04 AM

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Morning folks. I'll take something sweet & refreshing. Maybe even minty....how 'bout a mojito?



RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 11:31:07 AM

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Greetings, ladies. I hope you two recall that in this den of low-class culture, a boilermaker is considered an exotic drink. ;) However,, I'll try to get, Coma and Tose, Rumplations' cracked research team working on a recipe for a, mojito.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
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a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 11:43:02 AM

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These are the days that I long for Sir Cutter. But here goes nothing...



Ingredients

Ice
6 ounces light rum
12 mint sprigs, or spearmint, 8 roughly broken apart
6 tablespoons fresh lime juice
4 tablespoons sugar
Club soda
4 slices lime

Directions

Place ice in beverage shaker then add in the rum, 8 broken up mint sprigs, lime juice and sugar. Shake well and serve over ice in a high ball glass. Top off each glass with a splash of club soda.

Garnish each with a slice of lime and a sprig of mint.

Yields 4 servings



Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 11:58:56 AM

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Evenin All....

Hey Rev RF can i ask a question?

Good thought so....

What is under your hat(s) dontknow

DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 12:09:54 PM

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Good Afternoon Lushkins...what you got there Slippery? Is that a mojito?

I think you really need a bigger one to get the party going...


Anyway...nice to see you Elaine, and hope you had a nice birthday...how's the new Audi TT doing? Just be careful parking it outside here in this neighborhood...and whatever you do, don't pass the keys to anyone pretending to be a parking valet...

While I'm here...what's the drink special today? Actually, that mojito looks nice...I'll take one of those in a large bucket myself...

Cheers,
Alan.
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Dani
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 2:53:42 PM

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You're absolutely right Mr. Martini, sir. How selfish of me!

Mojitos all around! They're all on me.



RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 6:17:00 PM

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Sisters, you silly thing, that's a head under those hats. ;)

With all these limes and that mint, there's an odd scent of something clean and citrus smelling befouling the usual funk around here.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 6:17:19 PM

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I have never had one of those in my life. I'll try it. evil4
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