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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, September 2, 2012 11:41:29 AM

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Location: Lost in the desert west of Apache Junction, USA
Good noon, luscious Lush ladies. It would be a goodness to have Mazza return. Real life can be a bother.

Guess all the Ohio faithful are sending waves of sympathy to Michigan after the 41-14 dismantling Alabama laid on them last night. Then again, maybe not. ;)

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a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

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LadySharon
Posted: Sunday, September 2, 2012 2:29:58 PM

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Afternoon, Lushies. I'm going to a mini convention to meet some of the sexual deviants on here this weekend. I have to find a pair of come fuck-me heels for the event.

What, no church service? I hope Illinois decimates any team that comes across them this year.

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Dani
Posted: Sunday, September 2, 2012 6:55:52 PM

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Hello. hello2



RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, September 2, 2012 7:57:44 PM

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And a bottom of the evening to you, oh, Slippery one. How's your Labor Day weekend going so far?

Lady Sharon, attendence has been skimpier than the micro-mini robes of 'The Amazing Graces.' I figger it'll pick up soon, but till then, it ain't been worth turning on the A/C in the sanctuary.

glasses8

RUMPLATIONS (in, The Pub, forum) Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, September 3, 2012 11:56:04 AM

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AHere's wishing a leisurely Labor Day to all, even those not delivering a baby. (rim shot) :)

Think I'll use some of the, Toad Suck Tequila to make a batch of margaritas. Any takers?

glasses8

RUMPLATIONS (in, The Pub, forum) Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Dani
Posted: Monday, September 3, 2012 4:14:08 PM

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Happy Labor Day folks and folkettes. What's a girl gotta do for a drink around here??drunken



RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, September 3, 2012 6:23:09 PM

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What', asks Slippery, is a gal gotta do for a drink around here? Well, what about shouting, "Rumple, you fish-faced fool, gimme one of those margaritas made with Toad Suck Tequila. Can't be any worse than the rest of the swill served around here ... can it?

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RUMPLATIONS (in, The Pub, forum) Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Dani
Posted: Monday, September 3, 2012 9:02:00 PM

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Thanks Sir Rump, but these 2 nice fellas I just met named Coma and Tose said they'd "take care of me"...whatever that means. And one asked me for my phone number, but he passed out before I had a chance to give it to him.dontknow



RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, September 4, 2012 5:53:46 AM

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Good Morning, Lushland. It's gonna be a blue Monday all day this Tuesday so Busty made the coffee extra strong. Beaver Breath Brandy is available to either cut the stuff or aid in recovery.

Slippery, hate to let you down, but Coma and Tose can't take care of their dental floss collection, much less a lacivious lass such as thee. On the other hand, Terrance has about eight of them and.....

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FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, September 4, 2012 9:26:48 AM

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Aww. And they seemed like such nice guys...when they were conscious, anyways.

But I won't let it get me down. It's Titty Tuesday!





RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, September 4, 2012 3:20:58 PM

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Slippery, if you join Coma and Tose in celebrating T/T, odds are they'll stay at least semi-alert much longer. ;)

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FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 4, 2012 4:03:02 PM

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Hey Rump. Something strong and wet and don't stop until your arm falls off. evil5
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, September 4, 2012 6:30:25 PM

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At first I thought you wanted a Navy SEAL but, if so, then my arm falling off made no sense. For some reason, there's plenty of mix left for Toad Suck Tequila margaritas. They're half-price during, Happy Hour, which is, a rather elastic concept around here.

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RUMPLATIONS (in, The Pub, forum) Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, September 5, 2012 6:20:15 AM

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Hello, Lushlanders. It's Hump Day -- behave accordingly.

Something that sorta resembles coffee is available. Please don't spill any on the bar. Those gouges are hard to sand out.

glasses8

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FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Princess4Jim
Posted: Wednesday, September 5, 2012 1:35:48 PM

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Happy Wednesday Everyone!




RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, September 5, 2012 3:25:07 PM

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Greetings, Princess. Sorry Sharon wasn't here to greet you.

Care for a 'Toad Suck Tequila Margarita'?

glasses8

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FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, September 6, 2012 6:06:11 AM

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Morning to all good men and bad women. Something sort of like coffee is available for the brave and bold. Beaver Breath Brandy is available for those needing something to bolster their bravery and boldness.

Cowboys beat Giants 24-17. The NFL season is underway. Please remember that while all creeds and beliefs are welcome, the New Orleans Saints are the official team of Rumplations. :)

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FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Dirty_D
Posted: Thursday, September 6, 2012 6:09:24 AM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Good Morning, Lushland. It's gonna be a blue Monday all day this Tuesday so Busty made the coffee extra strong. Beaver Breath Brandy is available to either cut the stuff or aid in recovery.

Slippery, hate to let you down, but Coma and Tose can't take care of their dental floss collection, much less a lacivious lass such as thee. On the other hand, Terrance has about eight of them and.....

glasses8



I'll never send big blue sympathy, unless it's in the form of laughter!!


Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 6, 2012 12:45:41 PM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
Aww. And they seemed like such nice guys...when they were conscious, anyways.

But I won't let it get me down. It's Titty Tuesday!



When i looked at this i suddenly found myself in a trance - it's very hypnotic, almost theraputic drunken

Now i've recovered i'll have Vodka and Lime on the rocks
Dani
Posted: Thursday, September 6, 2012 8:39:27 PM

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I need a drink. Don't ask me any questions. Someone just get me an effin' drink!crybaby



annieXO
Posted: Friday, September 7, 2012 12:39:09 AM

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I may not have any news or gossip, but I definitely wish this was a real bar because I could DEFINITELY use a drink tonight. School is killer right now. College is supposed to be fun, right!? Eek
scooter
Posted: Friday, September 7, 2012 3:55:33 AM

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Good morning Rump and company,
sorry I been AWOL for a spell. Life is full of priorities, and things that go bump in the night.

It's good to see everybody dressed in back-to-school clothing and football jerseys, but,
I prefer the more colorful birthday suits and bikinis that I've grown to enjoy so well.

annieXO, sounds like you need a few more frat. parties and one less term paper.

I owe you two or three amens Rump. Just gimmie a double Toad-Suck Tequila, a triple Beaver Breath Brandy,
and a half pint of Busty's finest beans as punishment Rump.
All in one glass.

Pint Drunk
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, September 7, 2012 6:48:22 AM

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Morning, lusters after the Lush life. There's plenty of Busty's coffee available today. Granted, most of it is leftover from yesterday, but that shouldn't effect the taste of her brew.

Slippery, I made you the same drink Scooter just ordered. That should give both of you an early start on the weekend, or knock you out until Sunday afternoon. Either way, enjoy.

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FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 8, 2012 12:20:40 PM

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Evening fellow drinkers.

It was nice of Scooter to pop in and apologies for his absence. And make up for lost time whilst he was at it with a cocktail to end all cocktails drunken

Well it's Saturday night and i'm billynomates tonight so i'd thought i'd pop in for a few beers or ciders if you have them, put a few tunes on the jukebox and party the night away.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, September 8, 2012 2:19:02 PM

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Greetings, Sisters. Little short on cider, but there's plenty of Lone Star beer and somewhere in the back of the storeroom should be a case of Boone's Farm Apple wine. According to Busty, there's no 'sell by' date but she claims to have noticed a Carter/Mondale In '76 sticker. Your call.

The old Wurlitzer could use a good workout. Give it a whirl.

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RUMPLATIONS (in, The Pub, forum) Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 8, 2012 3:13:16 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
The old Wurlitzer could use a good workout. Give it a whirl.


By 'Wurlitzer' you do mean that thing sat in the corner that makes some noise and not Mr Martini who is usually sat in a corner reciting poetry! i would hate to give the wrong one a good workout! Embarassed

Well i have looked on the record machine and there is nothing that would even get my foot tapping, let alone get up and dance to. More beer please...
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 9, 2012 1:05:34 PM

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It's been a while since I was here last time.. just wanted to say hi glasses8

I don't know about your customs anymore, but lets say that next round is on me Pour Wine

cheers Pint Drunk
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, September 9, 2012 2:59:01 PM

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Greetings, She. Around here we're pretty unaccustomed to customs, so to speak. However, your generous offer is gratefully accepted, at least by your beloved bartender whose once-beloved Saints are stinking up the Super Dome. (sigh)

Sisters, that the Rumplations juke box let you down is, indeed, a downer. Since She is buyting, have a drink -- or two -- or three. You get the idea.

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a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Callisto
Posted: Sunday, September 9, 2012 9:32:09 PM

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This is my first time posting in here.. so.. just saying hello. Thank you RumpleForeskin, for the invite to this thread :)
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, September 10, 2012 5:50:20 AM

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Morning, gambolers in the elysian fields of Lushland. No, I didn't forget "Good" -- "Good forgot me. My Saints went down hard to the Redskins. However, two of my three college teams, LSU and La. Tech won, the former rolling over Washington while the latter outscored Houston. Grambling lost to TCU which is no crime.

Callisto, welcome to Rumplations. Busty (she's my seeing-eye trollop) has brewed up a batch of something that sorta smells like coffee. Many around here find an unhealthy shot of Beaver Breath Brandy helps to get the stuff down while others skip the coffee and go straight for the booze -- in fact, a lot of folks do that. Whatever you decide, good luck.

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RUMPLATIONS (in, The Pub, forum) Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
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