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scooter
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 7:52:32 AM

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Good morning Rump and comp.,
I'm going to go ahead and offer up a big AMEN, in anticipation of this mornings sermon my friend.

Slippery, I think you should dye Coma n Tose's ear and nose hairs like, chartreuse, pink or fluorescent green
then braid them. Maybe shave their eye browse just for funbs

chef must be still stuck to her Marine, or engulfed in his essence. Maybe she's still celebrating OSU's come back victory yesterdayclapping

I see Callisto stopped in for a drink.
She has got quite a humorous poem out called; "Cum Enthusiast" thats worth the read.
It was right up my alley, as it's short, and not too many big, complicated words.
We happen to have a lot in common. I've been a "gum enthusiast" since the second grade.


Anyways, I hope a good Sunday is had by all

scooter..
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 12:59:35 PM

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Greetings, Scooter. Think you need to be named, Grand Senior Associate Deacon, or some such so you can give a warm-up act, so to speak, on those Sabbath days when the beloved Right Reverand was up late the night before in prayerful meditation over some gridiron encounter, or getting drunk, or both.

Meanwhile, with the Sacred Saints trailing in the second half, all are encouraged to lift their voices in prayer that the 'Who Dats' will overcome adversity and triumph in the end or, even better, in Caroline, I mean, Carolina.

Can I have even more, Amens?

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Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 4:35:39 PM

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I enjoyed the Bucs v. Giants game today. 'Cept they robbed me out of a nap on the couch in the rain. The game got so good I couldn't sleep. Have to toast the guy that caught the ball after it bounced off his opponents helmet. I love shit like that. Makes me laugh and yell HAPPY BIRTHDAY at the tv screen!
I kinda like Coma and Tose's new look the local Cosmetologist is giving them. Way to go SWW! The braided eyebrows are a nice touch. I'm not brave enough to go near their nose hair though. Good luck with that.
Scoot, my Marine is in Canada until the 2nd of October so my house is a mess, my legs are hairy and I stay up late. That's why I was late to the bar tonight. evil4 Whistle
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, September 17, 2012 3:53:39 AM

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Morning, Monday malcontents. There's a freshd pot of Busty coffee ready for the stout of heart and strong of stomach. As always, Beaver Breath Brandy is available to ease the pain.

So the question now before thee assembled barflies is does Terrance or Chef have the hairiest legs in the joint?

Meanwhile, let us pause for a moment of silence with the ceremonial lava lamp dimmed in grief over both the Saints and the Cowboys losing. :(

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Posted: Monday, September 17, 2012 6:20:58 PM

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I have to vote Terrance cause they tickle my bewbies when he nestles down for a nap. Mine don't tickle anybody but the cat.
scooter
Posted: Monday, September 17, 2012 8:51:29 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:
I enjoyed the Bucs v. Giants game today. 'Cept they robbed me out of a nap on the couch in the rain. The game got so good I couldn't sleep. Have to toast the guy that caught the ball after it bounced off his opponents helmet. I love shit like that. Makes me laugh and yell HAPPY BIRTHDAY at the tv screen!
I kinda like Coma and Tose's new look the local Cosmetologist is giving them. Way to go SWW! The braided eyebrows are a nice touch. I'm not brave enough to go near their nose hair though. Good luck with that.
Scoot, my Marine is in Canada until the 2nd of October so my house is a mess, my legs are hairy and I stay up late. That's why I was late to the bar tonight. evil4 Whistle


You women are all alike chef,K.
But that's why I think most men love yaRead it
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, September 18, 2012 6:43:03 AM

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Morning, grabbers and grabbies. Today's coffee is a warmed up version of yesterday's. Taste about the same which, come to think of it, isn't exactly a ringing endorsement.

If the old barkeep may be permited an observation on USA politics....

Mitt Romney's latest verbal gaff brought to my muddled mind this paraphrase of the late Ann Richards' crack about George H W Bush: Poor Mitt, born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, September 18, 2012 6:52:05 AM

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Caaaa-rap. that paraphrase should have read: Poor Mitt, born with a silver FOOT in his mouth.

Just goes to sho what can happen when I post after only one cup of coffee.

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Dirty_D
Posted: Tuesday, September 18, 2012 7:10:32 AM

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Its raining here, Im looking forward to a day of staying in bed...nevermind these fuzzy pj's!
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 18, 2012 2:15:59 PM

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Raining off and on here too. Gives me drag ass. I've done nothing constructive all day but read one story for the audio section. And email my husband off and on all day.
Pppfffttt and that's probably going to be all until beer thirty too.
DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, September 18, 2012 5:05:40 PM

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Good Afternoon Lushketeers...and Chef, what are we voting Terrance for...next president of the United States? Couldn't do much worse than the choices we got, if you ask me...

I was thinking maybe Coma and Tose should probably run in November...is it too late to get them in on the ballot? Someone here pull a few strings...they're not doing anything useful over here, might as well send them off to the White House where they'll fit right in...

My views on politics now fully expressed, let's get down to far more important matters...like what does it take to get a drink in this joint...

Any of that Beaver Breath Brandy left there Reverend? A tall glass of that would hit the spot right about now...

Cheers,
Alan.
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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, September 18, 2012 5:52:27 PM

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One pint jar of BBB coming up, Alan.

As for politics, what you done got against Coma and Tose? (note: I meant that in the figurative not literal, sense -- honest) I mean, those guys seem custom made for seats in the do-nothing US House of Reps. The President's job can get a tad hectic at time. Can you imagine a hectic Coma or Tose?

Chef: What's with all dem initials, you know, the ones starting out, PPP...? LOL is a stretch for me.

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Dani
Posted: Tuesday, September 18, 2012 6:01:11 PM

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Aww. I missed Titty Tuesday. That makes me a sad panda. Not even giving Coma & Tose a makeover can cheer me up. crybaby


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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, September 19, 2012 7:51:11 AM

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Morning, wanders in the world of wanton woo-hoo. There's a fresh pot of coffee this morning. Don't get me wrong, the pot is fresh, but the coffee inside the pot is, let's just call it a vintage brew.

Weep not, Slippery. I'm told by widely disrespected authorities that Tuesday occurs about once a week. So hang tough and, not unlike a bad taco or annoying house guest, odds are it will return.

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Posted: Wednesday, September 19, 2012 7:59:50 AM

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Come here Miss Slippery, Ill console you :)
Dani
Posted: Wednesday, September 19, 2012 4:04:27 PM

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naughtynurse wrote:
Come here Miss Slippery, Ill console you :)


I find placing my head in a full bosom quite consoling...is that what you're offering?


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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, September 19, 2012 7:27:08 PM

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Slippery wrote (to Naughty Nurse): I find placing my head in a full bosom quite consoling...

Couldn't agree more, Slippery, especially the uncovered variety.

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Buz
Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 6:04:51 AM

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Good morning y'all. I sure hope everyone is doing great. What have you been up to Rumpy?

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Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 6:29:39 AM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:


I find placing my head in a full bosom quite consoling...is that what you're offering?


If you would like...it would be an appropriate post titty tues celebration!

Hi Buz, are you slumming in here with the rest of us?
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 8:22:54 AM

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Naughty Nurse, anyone showing up in here is, by definition, slumming. If his beloved Georgia Bulldogs keep winning, Buz might show up a bit more often to remind us of that accomplishment. :)
As for what I've been up to, I'd say about six foot, same as always.

Just so you know, on this day back in 1934, Sophia Loren was born. That might have been in the depth of the depression, but she was/is anything but depressing. Feel free to post photos of Ms Loren.

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Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 5:25:09 PM

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adele
Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 10:45:33 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Naughty Nurse, anyone showing up in here is, by definition, slumming. If his beloved Georgia Bulldogs keep winning, Buz might show up a bit more often to remind us of that accomplishment. :)
As for what I've been up to, I'd say about six foot, same as always.

Just so you know, on this day back in 1934, Sophia Loren was born. That might have been in the depth of the depression, but she was/is anything but depressing. Feel free to post photos of Ms Loren.

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, September 21, 2012 6:25:28 AM

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Morning, Lushketteers. Coffee, of sorts, is available as is Beaver Breath Brandy to serve as an antidote.

Adele wrote:
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
To which the old barkeep says: So true, but there is, for the very blessed amongst us, Maker's Mark.

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Posted: Friday, September 21, 2012 6:39:01 AM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Morning, Lushketteers. Coffee, of sorts, is available as is Beaver Breath Brandy to serve as an antidote.

Adele wrote:
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
To which the old barkeep says: So true, but there is, for the very blessed amongst us, Maker's Mark.

glasses8


I LOVE Maker's Mark. I have been a true fan of his since...well Ky.


Waiiitttt, I bet you mean a different Maker's Mark...
DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, September 22, 2012 1:22:14 AM

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Good evening there Lushketeers...Hey Reverend, I heard you say something about posting pictures of Sophia Loren...if I recall, I think you said for every picture of Sophia we post, we get a free drink...yeah, I'm quite sure that's what I heard...well, here's three for a start...




Anyway...I'll take my triple shot of Beaver Breath...hope all is well around here...and btw, check out my first newspaper interview if you have not already...
S. Amboy resident finds a world of exposure on the Internet
Cheers,
Alan.
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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, September 22, 2012 8:30:42 AM

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(slides a tripple Beaver Breath Brandy towards Alan) Mega-congrats on the interview, big guy. Got to say, however, that the thought of you being 'exposed' on the 'net makes being blind a great comfort. :)

Congrats are also hereby officially extended to all fans of the renewed Big Red Machine who will be in this year's MLB playoffs.

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scooter
Posted: Sunday, September 23, 2012 5:50:08 AM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
(slides a tripple Beaver Breath Brandy towards Alan) Mega-congrats on the interview, big guy. Got to say, however, that the thought of you being 'exposed' on the 'net makes being blind a great comfort. :) Applause

Congrats are also hereby officially extended to all fans of the renewed Big Red Machine who will be in this year's MLB playoffs.

I thought Alan was the Big Red machine?
:glasses8


Good morning Lush friends,
What better place to be a Lush than in a fine saloon such as Rumps, I always say.
Nice work Jankowski. Keep up the hard work with those interviews and make us all famous one of these days...

slippery, you gave me an idea!
Here's a nice set

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, September 23, 2012 9:08:24 AM

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Scooter, you're not the only one to get interesting ideas thanks to, Slippery. ;)

Can I have a really BIG, Amen?

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, September 23, 2012 4:54:30 PM

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This joint's just working alive, or stumbling around half-dead, as the case may be. In recognition of my once proud Saints falling to 0-3 after today's o/t loss to KC, I'm introducing a new drink: Death By Degeneracy. The basic ingrediants are 151 proof rum, cut with a double-shot of moonshine and a healthy slug of Beaver Breath Brandy. Floor shavings and sterno may be added to taste.

Any takers?

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Posted: Sunday, September 23, 2012 7:17:57 PM

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Titties! And it's not even Tuesday! Thanks Scooter....you sure are swell.


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