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scooter
Posted: Friday, October 05, 2012 3:31:59 PM

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TGIFA, Thank God It's Friday Afternoon,

Nice to see the place hopping again. Must be Coma an Tose drawing the crowds in.
I wouldn't drink that coffee strait Sprichler if I was you. I recommend; as much Bat Outta Hell whisky as you can get in there.

It's good to see you in person DirtyM. I see signs of you all around the Internet, but your never availablePint Drunk
If you put twice as much Rum in your glass to equal; 302 proof. Wouldn't that make it 151% alcohol content?

Give me a couple of them Rump, and several for the bar,,,
Thanks DMRegaeman Man
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Posted: Friday, October 05, 2012 3:57:16 PM

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I'll give one of those Bat OUtta Hell whiskys a shot. the coffee did surprisingly clear up the cold, so for the weekend why not make sure it's all gone right?

If i'm still standing after that Rump, I'll try one of your special Pina Coladas to finish me off
scooter
Posted: Friday, October 05, 2012 4:58:05 PM

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Sprichler wrote:
I'll give one of those Bat OUtta Hell whiskys a shot. the coffee did surprisingly clear up the cold, so for the weekend why not make sure it's all gone right?

If i'm still standing after that Rump, I'll try one of your special Pina Coladas to finish me off


Sprich,,

You wanna give BOH a shot, or do you want a shot!
OK, it's your hang-overRead it

LOL, you should try two next time Mr Sprinchler
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, October 05, 2012 5:35:33 PM

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Okay, let me get this straight, Scooter wants 604 proof of rum, or something like that, in the form of two Colada 151 doubles. Sprinchler wants another hit on Busty's coffee with a generous slug of of Bat Out of Hell whiskey. Then assuming he's still with us, a Colada 151. Not sure if that's a single or double.

Meanwhile, Help less Alan needs a double Colada 151 'cause he's, well, Dirty Martini.

Now do I have all that right, more or less?

glasses8

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Posted: Friday, October 05, 2012 7:51:28 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Okay, let me get this straight, Scooter wants 604 proof of rum, or something like that, in the form of two Colada 151 doubles. Sprinchler wants another hit on Busty's coffee with a generous slug of of Bat Out of Hell whiskey. Then assuming he's still with us, a Colada 151. Not sure if that's a single or double.

Meanwhile, Help less Alan needs a double Colada 151 'cause he's, well, Dirty Martini.

Now do I have all that right, more or less?

glasses8


Nope. You forgot my Sex on the Beach.


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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, October 05, 2012 8:04:40 PM

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Sorry, Slippery. Coma drank up all the cranberry juice. Claims it eases at least one of his urinary complaints. What about grapefruit juice and vodka, you know, a Grayhound?

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, October 05, 2012 8:17:33 PM

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Just want to say you're doing fine there Right Reverend...keep the 604 proof Colodas moving along here...

What was that you said about me before Scooter? You saw me somewhere out on the internet? If that happens again, just call me back into the bar where I belong...I try not to wander too far from a good drink...


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scooter
Posted: Friday, October 05, 2012 11:35:03 PM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:


Nope. You forgot my Sex on the Beach.


clapping Way to slide in there slippery
Buz
Posted: Saturday, October 06, 2012 8:12:00 AM

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I was at the Braves-Cardinals game last night and witnessed the most momentous blunder I have ever seen by umpires. Most likely the Braves were going to lose the game but to lose it after the umpires made one of the greatest errors in baseball history will forever cheapen this 1 game play-off. This game will be forever tainted. A tainted loss for the Braves and a tainted victory for the Cardinals all because the umpires didn't follow the actual rules of baseball. A second major blunder when the home plate umpire did not overrule the erroneous 'infield fly rule' call. One would think that the league had actually borrowed the replacement refs that were used earlier by the National Football League.

Many fans responded in a really bad manner throwing things onto the field and causing a 2o minute delay. But the when the umpires dish out shit they cause a shit response. A black eye for the National League.

All of this does not excuse the Braves horrible fielding in that game. They didn't take care of business when they had the chance.

Good morning all! Have some hot coffee and a hot breakfast, it's Saturday!

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, October 06, 2012 10:55:57 AM

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Greeting, gropers and gropettes. Busty must be off her feed. Today's coffee , while not exactly okay, is much less bad, honest.

Buz, sounds like those umps were also off their feed. No excuses for the Rangers. They just faded down the stretch. (sigh)

Here's hoping everyone has a sexistential Saturday. (sips coffee -- grimaces)

glasses8

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, October 07, 2012 12:56:08 PM

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Dearly beloved, Rumplations has been declared a 'No Joy' zone for today. I'd tell you why, but thanks to a generous intake of communion wine, I've forgotten what I was drinking to forget. Probably something sacred like sports or sex.

Feel free to join in the despondency. There's a half-gal of 'Old Skule Buster' alcohol available for the non-winos among us. Coma and Tose both recommend it lowly so you may want to approach it prayerfully.

Can I have a small, amen?

The Right Rev Rumple Fore, uh, something or other, I forget glasses8.

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Dani
Posted: Sunday, October 07, 2012 11:27:46 PM

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Wait...you got Coma and Tose coherent enough to offer an opinion on something? That in and of itself is a miracle. Coma still hasn't noticed that penis I drew on Tose's face with a Sharpie...


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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, October 08, 2012 5:24:42 AM

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Morning, Monday moaners. Busty says she outdid herself with today's coffee. I'm not sure, but she may have been snickering, even sniggering, at the time. Approach with caution -- and a full glass of Beaver Breath Brandy as a chaser/antidote.

My Saints finally broke into the win column yesterday so life, as we know it, can continue.

glasses8


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OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:historical contest entrybackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

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Posted: Monday, October 08, 2012 6:47:30 PM

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Aww, Sir Rump. I'm excited for you and your Saints. And to celebrate, all your drinks for the rest of the week are on me!occasion5


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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, October 09, 2012 5:25:18 AM

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Morning, fellow feelers and feelettes. There's plenty of day-old coffee. Better drink it now or you'll be facing two-day old coffee.

Many thanks for your kind offer, Slippery. Now try to stop giggling or the glasses balanced on your belly (and elsewhere) might tip over.

glasses8

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Posted: Tuesday, October 09, 2012 6:41:32 PM

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Phew...I barely made it in time for Titty Tuesday!




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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, October 10, 2012 5:36:45 AM

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Morning, on this post-Titty Tuesday, Wednesday. Funny how it always seems to work out that way.

The Caffine Fairy dropped off a mercy shipment this morning so the hot, brown liquid now available actually tastes like real coffee, honest.

glasses8

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sugarbabe
Posted: Wednesday, October 10, 2012 9:40:01 AM

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I finally make it back to the bar and what do I find in the girls room?
oops... that was the mens room!




someone slipped him the old coffee I bet.

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


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Posted: Wednesday, October 10, 2012 12:32:26 PM

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afternoon one and all. I'll have something, cool and wet and has to be strong. Humidity has gone down here in the sunshine state and it makes you glad to be here. The pool temp says that the water is 82. I may have to break down and put on a bathing suit. My midnight swims are getting farther apart as the water gets cooler.
Hope everyone is feeling fine.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, October 10, 2012 4:08:08 PM

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Welcome back, Sugar. Sorry about the, uh, condition of the men's room. Let me get you a drink (I'll put it on Dirty Martini's tab) to make up for the shock. Care to try one of Chef's wet, cold and strong, Navy SEAL, drinks. Not sure, exactly, what's in the thing but it goes around intimidating, Death By Degeneracy, so it must be stout.

Chef, wearing of swimsuits for midnight swims is considered bad form unless they are made with a clingy, transparent material.

glasses8

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Posted: Friday, October 12, 2012 3:46:39 AM

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Hi ya all, make that 2 Mr.Rumple.
I heard he (Dirty M) was at the help desk
trying to get free drinks. d'oh!
He won't mind. oh hell give the whole bar 1.
we'll just blame it on the monkey. evil4

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, October 12, 2012 5:00:20 AM

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Greetings to Lushers and lust objects. Judging from the dust on the bar, it might have been a mistake to put Coma and Tose in charge while my 'puter was ailing. However, this morning they're back at their usual table, cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon in hand and seem a bit stunned from all the frantic inactivity yesterday.

Fortunately, Terrance saw to it that things didn't get too in-of-hand, so to speak.

glasses8

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scooter
Posted: Friday, October 12, 2012 8:28:11 AM

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Good morning Rump and Rumpleator patrons from all corners of the world,

My favorite day of the week is here again and I plan to enjoy all 24 hours of it.
That dust that you seed'oh!, well, feel on the bar isn't from lack of activity Rump.
We had Lily Munster come in and spray a fresh dusting of fresh dust so to speak, for Halloween effects.
Now if we could just get that under-worked Terrance outta chefs cleavage long enough to spin a few webs,
and maybe have sugarbabe do a few of her world class pumpkin carvings, we could get down to the real
business at hand, like drinking beer.

occasion5, Here's to the longest weekend ever,,

scooter..
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, October 12, 2012 4:23:33 PM

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How's it hanging, Scooter? Chronologically speaking, this may not be the actual longest weekend, but it'll seem that way around here. The 'Austin City Limits' music festival will be going on until Sunday or the last 'music lover' passes out.

So the question now before the bar is, what'll you have to drink?

glasses8


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Posted: Friday, October 12, 2012 11:04:04 PM

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Looks like it's you an me Rump,

How about a Rum and Coke, I'll drink the Rum and you can have the Coke!
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Posted: Saturday, October 13, 2012 6:34:38 AM

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I hear you need a pumpkin to add some
ambiance in this here gin joint.




sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


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Posted: Saturday, October 13, 2012 1:22:41 PM

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Who has the time to carve pumpkins like that?
I'll have a shot of something Rump. Don't care what it is. One for each hand please?
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, October 13, 2012 3:53:26 PM

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Greetings, football fans. Sugar, I'll have you know this joint has ambiance. Granted, most would categorize it as a befouled smog, but it IS ambiance. Still, your gift will have a place of honor.

Scooter, you are such a sport. Letting me have all the Peruvian Marching Powder is such a generous act. ;)

Chef, hope your weekend is filled with wanton woo-hoo. (slides over a double shot of Beaver Breath Brandy) Here you go. Hope it'll keep thing rolling.

Everyone who predicted West Va. would be trailing Texas Tech 35-7 at halftime is hereby entitled to a free drink.

glasses8

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, October 14, 2012 8:02:07 AM

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Morning, dearly beloved. With attendance down here at the First Church of the Burning Bush and Discount House of Lickers, three plans have emerged to turn things around.

1. Shorten and otherwise improve the sermons.
2. Garb, The Amazing Graces, our all-female choir, with even skimpier and/or transparent choir robes.
3. Give out seconds, even thirds, of the communion wine.

Now dearly beloved, I want each of you to prayerfully meditate and give your thoughts on this issue. Can I have a big, Amen?

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OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:historical contest entrybackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, October 14, 2012 8:04:58 PM

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George Burns: Say goodnight, Gracie.
Gracie Allen: Okay, George Goodnight, Gracie.
Jimmy Durante: And goodnight, Mrs. Kalabash, wherever you are.
Porky Pig: That's all, folks.

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OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:historical contest entrybackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

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