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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, October 15, 2012 5:55:36 AM

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It's Monday ... sorry about that. Over indulgence in Busty's coffee and/or Beaver Breath Brandy may help. Try one or both and report back in, if possible.

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dirty_D
Posted: Monday, October 15, 2012 7:19:43 AM

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Hello?(listening to the echo roll through the bar) I guess no one missed me....
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, October 15, 2012 8:07:49 AM

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Oh, you were missed, you naughty nurse, you. Hope all is well in your patch, I mean, hum, well, so to speak.

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Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Monday, October 15, 2012 8:38:20 AM

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Good Morning Monday,

I'll give you that big Amen Rump. (:

I think thee Amazing Grazes look just fine with or without their choir robes on,
but I been wondering; if Coma or Tose were to fall out of their chairs while the place was empty,
would they make any noise?

That is so not true naughty, We all missed you.
Having a good naughtynurse would be every patients guilty pleasure,,

Of Course, having a good bar-keep is another.



Pint Drunk
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, October 15, 2012 11:51:49 AM

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Scooter wrote: Having a good naughtynurse would be every patients guilty pleasure,,

Of Course, having a good bar-keep is another.

===

One out of two ain't bad, Scooter. ;)

What'll ya have to drink?

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

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Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 15, 2012 1:28:20 PM

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Had my fill of coffee this morning now it's time for something stronger. I've got a 3/4 full gallon of rum anyone can have if they want it. Funny how when I was younger I loved rum. Now it's kinda sweet and yucky to me.
Do have some Russian vodka laying around somewhere. I might have to get into that tonight. In the meantime, a triple B sounds good Rump.
Hey Scootie! NN! Good to see ya'll.

Hubs sent this. Thought that was nice. Remember John D.?

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, October 15, 2012 4:39:29 PM

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Chef, it's a far, far better thing to get that vodka inside you instead of vice versa ... trust me on this one. ;)

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

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FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 5:38:07 AM

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Happy Titty Tuesday. Busty (a full-time TT participant) has put together something that smells, even tastes, a bit like coffee. Add enough Beaver Breath Brandy and it'll seem like ambrosia.

Maybe what's needed to boost business is a topless bar dancer. Busty says she'd love the job (and tips) job except that with the view of her feet being sorta obstructed, she's skittish about heights.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 10:02:25 AM

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Feels like I've been away for forever. Luckily Titty Tuesday brings me crawling back every time...it never fails.




RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 10:28:20 AM

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Just one more reason to give thanks for it being Titty Tuesday. :)

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Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 10:54:39 AM

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Aww, Sir Rump....you sure know how to make a girl blush.Embarassed


Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 3:45:39 PM

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I'm bored. Anything to drink here? Supposed to be cooling off the next few nights. hubby out of town, better get out the blankets. *sigh*
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 4:23:12 PM

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Evening, lushous Lushettes. Slippery, I was just 'telling it like it is'.
Chef, sorry about the one-on-none situation. Here's hoping all your batteries are charged. ;)

Read about a vintage cocktail today called a, Josephine Baker. Like you two, she was a very sexy broad. However, her drink included cognac, tawny port and apricot brandy, all sadly missing from the current Rumplations inventory. (sigh) What about a 'Harvey Wallbanger' instead?

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 4:38:23 PM

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Would love one!
I have all the ing. here too. Should make one in real life. I remember the first time I had one, I was under 21. Sitting on a barstool talking to my mother. After finishing it, I had to go to the loo. As I stepped down off the stool, the floor seemed to be closer/further away then I thought and I almost went on my ass. I still laugh about that.
Miss Baker's drink sounds kinda gross but that doesn't mean I wouldn't try it given the chance. evil4
I also like pink squirrels. bunny
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 5:26:40 AM

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Morning to all lolling in the land of Lush. There's some Danish of questionable ancestery available for the starving and/or dieting and Busty Best Brew to help wash 'em down. Beaver Breath Brandy will, as always, be there to help overcome the effects of the other two items.

Hum, a redhead who likes 'Pink Squirrels'. Sounds like a color clash to me.

Good news! It's hump day and there's now only one Presidential debate left. Gonna be down in the old Sinkhole State. Boca Raton ... that's in the neighborhood of Chef and Naughty, right?

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Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

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Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dirty_D
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 6:34:55 AM

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Yea, but I have cast my vote already, so it's immaterial to me :)

I'd rather debate the merits if chefk's punk squirrel :D
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 10:58:11 AM

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Naughty, whatever blows up your skirt is okay by me. ;)

BTW, it's probably just my system, but the link to your e-book wouldn't work for me.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 11:51:54 AM

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Happy Humpday! How's about something to whet my whistle while I straighten my hair?!


Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 2:02:40 PM

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I'm the same as NN. Cast my vote last week. I don't like the control this one is going to have. They can't address each other. The questions are controlled all kinds of restrictions. What a crock of shit.
On a lighter note. I found the best BBQ place this afternoon. Real, honest to god bbq. Made with real smoke from wood. Nothing liquid. Good ribs, the bark was perfect. Mac and cheese was a little dry but even the cornbread had jalapenos in it. And of course Southern Champagne. = Sweet tea.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 3:31:49 PM

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Chef, you've done gone a flung a cravin' on me.

Slippery, somewhere behind the bar is, I'm told, a photo of Coma and Tose nude at a bath house that'll straighten anyone's hair.So do you wWant that drink to be a double or triple?

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

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Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 5:22:17 PM

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Here ya go Rumpster. Dig in in your mind.




RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 6:12:11 PM

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It's knuckle-sucking good, Chef. Many thanks. Just one question, if I get mental indigestion, what do I take, a couple aspirins?

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 6:40:51 PM

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Nawp, you'll have a brain fart and it'll all be gone.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, October 18, 2012 6:04:52 AM

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Morning, devotees of delightful debauchery. Speaking of debauched, Busty's whipped up a new pot of her coffee-like brew. Haven't tried it myself, you understand, but Terrance caught a quick whiff and burrowed his way down to the bottom of the hot pistachio nuts dispenser. Approach with caution and Beaver Breath Brandy.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Thursday, October 18, 2012 10:09:09 AM

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Aww Rump...I thought you liked me. But suggesting I look at a naked pic of Coma and Tose has shown me how you really feel.crybaby


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, October 18, 2012 10:56:21 AM

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Oh, no, Slippery. No offense intended. I was just suggesting a possible way to save a bit of money and time, honest. ;)

What about a double Harvey Wallbanger to help ease your suffering?

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 2:49:55 AM

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Nervously walking into the bar , wondering who the sharks are. How are you going to make a new girl welcome
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 4:04:23 AM

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Morning, TGIF, and all that jazz/ Busty's come up with yet another pot of something sort of like coffee. Give it a try, then take two shots of Beaver Breath Brandy and check back whenever possible.

Emerald Green, welcome to this scene of old world culture and charm. Just think of Rumplations as the toxic waste dump littering the info highway running through the Land of Lush.

As for introductions: Busty serves, so to speak, as the bartender's ever feckless Seeing Eye Trollop. The barkeep, that's me, being blind as the proverbial bat and a registered dirty old man,, will probably try to pull the old, "getting To Know You Thanks To Female Anatomy By Braille, but it hasn't worked yet so no reason to start with you.

Our resident derelicts are Coma and Tose sitting over atthe the corner table. They're mostly harmeless if you stay upwind of them. Terrance the Tarantula is Chef's 'particular friend' and heads up security around here. Currently he's residing in the hot pistachio nut dispenser to discourage folks taking 'freebies' and 'cause it's nice and warm.

So, what'll you have to drink?

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dirty_D
Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 9:24:01 AM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Naughty, whatever blows up your skirt is okay by me. ;)

BTW, it's probably just my system, but the link to your e-book wouldn't work for me.

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Click the banner itself RF and thanks for looking!
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Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 9:26:29 AM

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chefkathleen wrote:
Here ya go Rumpster. Dig in in your mind.






tell me this is in FL!!! I love good bbq and ohhh the sweet tea...
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