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seeker4
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 2:19:48 PM

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Actually, green is my afternoon tea (less caffeine). For morning, I go for black (orange pekoe or Earl Grey) and steep the hell out of it. Current favorite is the loose Earl Grey from David's Tea (a chain of mall-based tea shops up here in the Great White North).

Now coffee is the one where I don't get it. Other than some of the nicer specialty flavours, I just can't stand the taste.

One of my favorite, and most viewed, stories. Bill and his daughter-in-law Becky relieve their sexual frustration with a steamy summer fling.

Frustration and Relief

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 3:35:31 PM

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(sorta like the barkeep's brain) glasses8

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Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

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a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dirty_D
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 3:42:53 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Hot water and tea bags coming up. Busty may be challenged when it comes to coffee-making, but she's got boiling water down pat.

Scooter's kind words about your fine 'Morning' story reminded me that there's a very, very good, contest entry by, One Winged Angel titled, Fiona, Sex Fairy Extraordinaire. Sorry I can't post a link (my screen reader and Lush clash sometimes) but the story is funny, sexy and comes highly recommended.

glasses8


http://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/fiona-sex-fairy-extraodinaire.aspx

Here you go Rump!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 5:59:12 AM

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Morning, messangers of messing' around. Busty's boiled up a pot of hot water so Seeker can have a bit of tea, or hot chocolate, or whatever. For the rest of us, she's devised yet another variation on her 'Death By Caffine' special. Approach with caution.

Naughty nurse, you're just what the good Doctor Feelgood ordered. Thanks for the link to One Winged Angel's contest entry.

Presidential debates are over. To celebrate, Rumplations will be running another exclusive, One-For-Two special, on all drinks all day.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

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Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 12:04:20 PM

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Is that one dollar for two drinks? Count me in but don't say it too loud. DM might hear and we'd not have any booze left.
Dirty_D
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 2:25:14 PM

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me too, or is that two?
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 3:27:35 PM

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You ladies are so silly. The Rumplations "one For Two Special' gives customers the chance to buy one drink for the price of two. Deals like that don't come along every day, fortunately.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
seeker4
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 8:55:36 PM

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An imam, a priest, and a rabbi walk into the bar. Rump goes "what is this, some kind of joke?"

Thank you, thank you. Can I have my free drink now?

The entertainment does get free drinks, right?



One of my favorite, and most viewed, stories. Bill and his daughter-in-law Becky relieve their sexual frustration with a steamy summer fling.

Frustration and Relief

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, October 24, 2012 5:33:22 AM

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Happy Hump Day. You know, the nice thing about Busty's coffee is if you get past drinking the stuff still more or less sound of body and mind, the rest of the day should be a snap.

Talk about getting no respect...take my Seeker....pleas. Seeker, you are right, 'entertainment' does get free drinks, so just fork over a double-handful of dem Canada coins and we'll change the subject. ;)

YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE: Titty Tuesday has been moved to Titty Thursday this week only on account as how Slippery didn't drop in to remind us yesterday.

Oh, yeah, the World Series starts today. Giants vs Tigers. Anyone care to make a prognostication?

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

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Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Wednesday, October 24, 2012 6:52:54 AM

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Morning once again Rumple,

I would of been here earlier, but I was busy trying to make one of those prognostications.
What kind of alcohol do ya put in them things d'oh!

I'm putting all my Loonies on the Tigers.
Detroit in six Games.

Regaeman Man
Dani
Posted: Wednesday, October 24, 2012 10:54:35 AM

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Hi everyone...hi! hello2


seeker4
Posted: Wednesday, October 24, 2012 11:07:36 AM

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Hi, slippery. How are ya'? Tell me whatch'er drinkin' and I'll buy ya one. Pour Wine Pint Drunk

One of my favorite, and most viewed, stories. Bill and his daughter-in-law Becky relieve their sexual frustration with a steamy summer fling.

Frustration and Relief

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, October 24, 2012 12:00:20 PM

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Somehow, Scooter managed to get me to thinking. So if there really was a drink called a, Prognostication, what would be the ingredients?

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 24, 2012 1:51:41 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Somehow, Scooter managed to get me to thinking. So if there really was a drink called a, Prognostication, what would be the ingredients?

glasses8


Man that could go in so many directions. Fish is good for brain food and foretelling. Punxsutawney Phil is a prognosticator and he's a ground hog. Humm. A drink that smells like fish and looks like a ground hog?
seeker4
Posted: Wednesday, October 24, 2012 2:21:11 PM

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Maybe an anchovy preserved in the alcohol kind of the worm in mescal?

One of my favorite, and most viewed, stories. Bill and his daughter-in-law Becky relieve their sexual frustration with a steamy summer fling.

Frustration and Relief

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
Dani
Posted: Wednesday, October 24, 2012 2:42:27 PM

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See? Now seeker is a fella that knows how to treat a lady. I'm in a martini mood, hope that's ok with you Mr. Seeker, sir.


seeker4
Posted: Wednesday, October 24, 2012 4:47:04 PM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
See? Now seeker is a fella that knows how to treat a lady. I'm in a martini mood, hope that's ok with you Mr. Seeker, sir.


Shaken, not stirred? Or maybe you want to be both? glasses8



One of my favorite, and most viewed, stories. Bill and his daughter-in-law Becky relieve their sexual frustration with a steamy summer fling.

Frustration and Relief

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
scooter
Posted: Wednesday, October 24, 2012 7:22:16 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:


Man that could go in so many directions. Fish is good for brain food and foretelling. Punxsutawney Phil is a prognosticator and he's a ground hog. Humm. A drink that smells like fish and looks like a ground hog?


LOL,,
I think chef deserves a free drink for that concoctionPour Wine
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, October 25, 2012 6:06:42 AM

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Morning, sex geeks and nookie nerds. There's another pot of Busty's so-called coffee lurking around here. Good thing we just got in a shipment of Beaver Breath Brandy to help assuage the pain.

Happy Titty Tuesday. Granted, today is Thursday, a day set aside to pay due homage to tantalizing tushies, but having let Tuesday slip by w/o recognizing the beloved event, this is a double-up day.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
seeker4
Posted: Thursday, October 25, 2012 8:05:34 AM

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So we get to celebrate both the T and the A? My day just got better (though I'm more of a T man than an A man myself).

One of my favorite, and most viewed, stories. Bill and his daughter-in-law Becky relieve their sexual frustration with a steamy summer fling.

Frustration and Relief

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 25, 2012 2:01:35 PM

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So since hurricane Sandy is blowing by and I'm getting feeder bands and rain from her, let's celebrate and have one of NOLA's and the French Quarter specials. A Hurricane for everyone on me.

And a bit of history to go with it.

Quote:
The hurricane is a sweet alcoholic drink made with rum and fruit juice, syrup or grenadine. It is one of many popular drinks served in New Orleans.

The creation of this passion fruit-colored relative of a Daiquiri drink is credited to New Orleans tavern owner Pat O'Brien. In the 1940s, he needed to create a new drink to help him get rid of all of the less popular rum that local distributors forced him to buy before he could get a few cases of more popular liquors such as scotch and whiskey.[1][2] He poured the concoction into hurricane-lamp-shaped glasses and gave it away to sailors. The drink caught on, and it has been a mainstay in the French Quarter ever since. It is more commonly served in a disposable plastic cup, as New Orleans laws permit drinking in public and leaving a bar with a drink, but prohibit public drinking from glass or metal containers.[3]

The hurricane is also the local name of a different cocktail on the islands of the Bahamas. The drink is composed of various measures of coffee liqueur, Rum 151, Irish cream and Grand Marnier, and is commonly found in the bars in and around downtown Nassau. Another variation on the Hurricane cocktail calls for 10 Cane light rum, Navan liqueur (a vanilla liqueur), orange juice, cranberry juice and a splash of lime.



seeker4
Posted: Thursday, October 25, 2012 2:02:57 PM

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Well blow me down. The chef has a great idea.

One of my favorite, and most viewed, stories. Bill and his daughter-in-law Becky relieve their sexual frustration with a steamy summer fling.

Frustration and Relief

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
scooter
Posted: Thursday, October 25, 2012 4:24:41 PM

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seeker4 wrote:
Well blow me down. The chef has a great idea.


LOL,
well shiver me timbers, give me about nine of them before DirtyMartini gets hereevil4

I definately like the idea of free drinks for the house, on the house, or what ever way they get here.
shoot, give me a one for two special for all I care, it's almost Friday!

Thanks chef,,
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, October 25, 2012 4:51:15 PM

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So what the weather wizards are saying is certain folks along the east coast could soon be getting a blow-job from Sandy, right?

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Posted: Thursday, October 25, 2012 6:22:07 PM

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That's about the size of it Rump.
And you're welcome Scootie Scoot.
And cheers to you too Seeker.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, October 25, 2012 7:34:30 PM

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Chef seems to have taken care of the menfolk around here. Being taken care of is a goodness.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
seeker4
Posted: Thursday, October 25, 2012 9:00:42 PM

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Especially when its chef doing the caring. Got any hurricanes left (the alcoholic kind that is)?



One of my favorite, and most viewed, stories. Bill and his daughter-in-law Becky relieve their sexual frustration with a steamy summer fling.

Frustration and Relief

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
LadySharon
Posted: Thursday, October 25, 2012 9:32:31 PM

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*sneaks in and gives chef a kiss on the lips and runs away*

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, October 26, 2012 5:41:00 AM

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SHARON! How goes it lady?

To honor the return of Lady Sharon, the Caffine Fairy stopped by with a CARE package (really a big coffee urn) filled with her caffinated ambrosia. No pushing and/or shoving, please. There'll be plenty for everyone once I get my second mug-full.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Posted: Friday, October 26, 2012 9:16:13 AM

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I see I missed the hurricane party. I'll share some coffee.

Here's hoping Sandy stays out to the east far enough not to affect us here.

Hi Sharon, you can't sneak out as easily as you sneak in.
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