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scooter
Posted: Friday, October 26, 2012 10:22:07 AM

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Good afternoon to all that get the memo,

It's good to see you Lady S.
What you been into lately? We demand; details and enough love to share amongst us.
Names, places, dates, all that stuff.

Dani
Posted: Friday, October 26, 2012 11:40:09 AM

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Aww. I miss everything. Hurricane parties...Titty Tuesday (TWICE)!!

I'm so sad now. crybaby


"Sometimes, unity is more terrifying than rage." - Deray McKesson

seeker4
Posted: Friday, October 26, 2012 11:56:23 AM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
Aww. I miss everything. Hurricane parties...Titty Tuesday (TWICE)!!

I'm so sad now. crybaby


I'll buy you another martini if that'll cheer you up.


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scooter
Posted: Friday, October 26, 2012 11:58:31 AM

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Hey, "look what the winds blew in"

Pardon the pun there slippery, but I wouldn't mind if every day was Titty Tuesday!

seeker4
Posted: Friday, October 26, 2012 12:00:45 PM

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Must have been a heckuva wind but sure beats finding driftwood and dead fish on the beach after a storm.

An outdoor tryst leads to making new friends, having new erotic experiences, and more...

New Friends

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
Dani
Posted: Friday, October 26, 2012 12:50:46 PM

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Aww scoots and seeker, you 2 sure know how to cheer a gal up. I'm so lucky.


"Sometimes, unity is more terrifying than rage." - Deray McKesson

seeker4
Posted: Friday, October 26, 2012 1:20:31 PM

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Now if only I could get lucky.

*ducks*


An outdoor tryst leads to making new friends, having new erotic experiences, and more...

New Friends

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
Poppet
Posted: Friday, October 26, 2012 2:46:49 PM

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Okay, I'm going to give this a try. I actually forgot I posted in here, I got a little lost in the forums, but found myself again.. I don't know how to make a sig. I want to though! Let's see if I can properly post links without messing that up!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/her-everything.aspx

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, October 26, 2012 5:31:24 PM

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Evening, sports fans and fans of sporty fannies. Pop, feel free to experiment on Rumplations. Your link worked fine BTW, taking me right to your fine story which I read, then commented on and cast my vote (Will the election never come and, even better, go?)

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Poppet
Posted: Friday, October 26, 2012 11:17:55 PM

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Thank you so much!! I sent you a message asking something. I hope you don't mind! : )

Nope, It won't. By the time this election comes and goes, before we know it, It'll be back!!! @.@

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, October 27, 2012 11:30:08 AM

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Happy High Noon (CDT) Lushers and Lushettes.

Pop, thanks for the 'heads up' about your msg. My 'msg alert seems to have fallen short of perfection. I'll check my Lush line, then my e-mail a bit later. Feel free to question or just ask questions about anything I say. Discussing writing is a goodness for me.

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FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Poppet
Posted: Saturday, October 27, 2012 2:38:10 PM

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Well, I had asked what you meant, in your comment to my story, what you meant by "Sing-song"?

Her Everything

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 27, 2012 2:50:02 PM

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I love drive by kisses. Thanks Sharon. Man! Get a girl all hot and bothered and then disappear. Whew! I think I need to go for a swim in that cold cement pond out back.
Still have a batch of Hurricanes left. DM hasn't been here, so help yourselves. Rump? Will you do me the honor of pouring?
I'm actually wearing sweat pants today. It's cloudy, windy and 75 degrees. Whistle evil4
seeker4
Posted: Saturday, October 27, 2012 3:34:26 PM

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Glad it's 75 degrees somewhere, because it's cool and wet here. About 48 degrees on your scale (9 Celsius)

I'll take one of those hurricanes off your hands, m'dear.

An outdoor tryst leads to making new friends, having new erotic experiences, and more...

New Friends

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, October 27, 2012 5:55:52 PM

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Yaba Daba Do me! I finally massaged my message function enough so it did, function, that is, meaning Poppet should have gotten a reply, probably, with luck, maybe. Still have to reply to a nice 'thank you' the Maz-unit sent and another from BAT, but for now I'll just bask in this rare accomplishment and swill cheap booze, a not so rare accomplishment.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
CurlyGirly
Posted: Sunday, October 28, 2012 8:37:56 AM

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Since I got a personal invitation from Scooter, I thought I would pop in finally and say "HI." Embarassed I did bring my own pumpkin spice coffee, which might be spiked in the not too distant future. *cheers*



It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, October 28, 2012 10:24:19 AM

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(CG, anyone who would visit a place recommended by Scooter has questionable taste and even worse judgement. In other words, you're our kind of Curly Girly. Welcome to Rumplations.)

Gather round people wherever ye be stoned, for the 'Vacancy' light is now flickering above the portals to the, First Church of the Burning Bush and Discount House of Lickers.

Oh, dearly beloved, have you ever meditated on the power of that three-letter word, NOT. Backwards, it spells TON (ain't that heavy?). Just think what life would be like if Charlton Heston had left out that little word while up on the hill getting the tem strokes from Cecil B. deMille.

I mention this as a reminder to certain brothers that, Thou shalt NOT, I say again, NOT, consume ever last drop of the communion wine..again and forever more.

Failure to take this gentle suggestion to heart could result in repeal of passes to rehearsals of our all-female choir, 'The Amazing Graces' who, rumor has it, will be trying on their new babydoll choir robes.

Can I have a really big, AMEN?

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Sunday, October 28, 2012 10:27:50 AM

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A really big Edit: ya beat me to the post Rump, probly cause I was busy lapping up almost ever last drop of communion wine drunken
I'll give you that really big Amen tho

Good morning foul weather friends,

Hey CurlyGirly,
You don't mess around, do ya! (of course, I gathered that after reading "The Conference Call")
I'm glad you made it, and a dram of spiked, pumpkin spiced coffee sounds seasonal.

Rump,

Is it too late to make a new prognostication on the World Series?
I think it's a bit late for Detroit to take it in six games.
They might do well to win just one now crybaby
I've come to the conclusion that any team within 160 miles of Cleveland is doomed.

I think from the looks of the TV, DirtyMartini has about had his fill of Hurricanes chef.
All the more for the rest of us occasion9
Don't get any of that white sea foam on ya dirty,,

Better button the hatches, I think Sandy is for real.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, October 28, 2012 11:05:25 AM

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Brother Scooter, you may be onto something...besides my foot, that is. Cleveland seems to have become the Bermuda Triangle of sports. Even the mighty U of Ohio bit the dust for the first time on Saturday:(

Yours in deepest sympathy,
The right Rev Rumple Foreskin glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Sunday, October 28, 2012 12:36:20 PM

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I've been busy with school. They finally blocked porn so I can't come on here and play. My internet was broken and it finally got fixed when I threatened to sue them and expose their practices. I'm also working very halrd on my writing so I can post more goodies on here. I have a blog for my erotica that I write under a pseudonym. I hope everyone who lives on the East Coast evacuated and moved inland from Frankenstorm's path. Hopefully, I can spend more time on here and bring in some more business to this fine establishment.

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, October 28, 2012 3:01:49 PM

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LADY SHARON! Glad to hear you're back on the old info highway. If you don't want to post a link to your blog in this dump, would you feel okay with sending me the link by Lush Letter? No problem if you'd rather not., of course. Not sure I'd want me befouling my blog either.:)

Cowboys are going down like a turd in a well-lighted cesspool (13-0 1st qtr). Saints meet the other Manning tonight at Denver.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Sunday, October 28, 2012 3:20:34 PM

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Rump-a-licious, I'll post it on here.

Sylvia G. Walker

I'm going to post more on there relatively soon.

The Roommates Trilogy:
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Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, October 28, 2012 6:05:47 PM

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Sharon, your blog is now bookmarked on my 'puter and my, uh, heart, yeah, that's it, my heart. ;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
CurlyGirly
Posted: Sunday, October 28, 2012 6:18:33 PM

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scooter wrote:
Hey CurlyGirly,
You don't mess around, do ya! (of course, I gathered that after reading "The Conference Call")
I'm glad you made it, and a dram of spiked, pumpkin spiced coffee sounds seasonal.


Thanks for the warm welcome, Rump. Looks like a great place to hang out, no matter what Scoot says. Scooter, no more wasting time for me. I'm taking life by the balls, literally, now! evil4 evil4



It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



Poppet
Posted: Sunday, October 28, 2012 10:23:10 PM

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I don't know if this is the proper place to post this, If it is cool. If not. My bad it can get deleted.

I'm getting so sick of how rude and mean people on Lush actually are..

Way to keep it real. ._.


**Annoyed**

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 5:47:59 AM

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Morning, Monday moaners. Something sorta like coffee is hot and wet. Beyond that...who knows?

Poppet, sorry you've run into a bad patch. Lushers, at least the sentinent ones, tend to be good guys. Hope my msg about your story wasn't so badly mangled, a not uncommon event, that it came off as anything more than just writer-to-writer talk. If to err is human, I've got me one mess of humanity.

CG wrote: I'm taking life by the balls, literally, now!

Talk about your advanced female empowerment, he says, searching for a protective cup.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dirty_D
Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 7:59:32 AM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Brother Scooter, you may be onto something...besides my foot, that is. Cleveland seems to have become the Bermuda Triangle of sports. Even the mighty U of Ohio bit the dust for the first time on Saturday:(

Yours in deepest sympathy,
The right Rev Rumple Foreskin glasses8


OU might have gone down but OSU is still going strong and undefeated. Not that it matters we are still on parole and not allowed to participate in the BCS. I will agree though that Cleveland is the black hole of sports teams. But man their fans are loyal(although one has to question that loyalty!)

Hey CG! Good to see you around!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 10:20:34 AM

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Naughty, as a 'from the beginning' Saints fan, I can appreciate stubborn loyalty in the face of odds, common sense and the derision or, even worse, pity of others.

BTW 1: Apparently my screen reader and Lush banners don't get along. Please include that link in your next post, assuming you're so inclined.

BTW 2: Speaking of assumptions, Dirty Martini surfaced on Facebook earlier today so we can probably assume that our New Jersey problem child is still online and afloat, at least for now.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Poppet
Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 10:56:53 AM

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You're message was fine, That has nothing to do with it. I know where you're coming from with what you said. I didn't even notice I had done what I did. So I'm glad it was pointed out to me. Though if anyone has an issue with it. I really don't care! lol

No, Just getting tired of hearing all the same "talk" by guys. Telling me what they think I want to hear so they can get what they want they once they do treat me like crap. So, I guess it's time to avoid "chats." At least private ones. I guess I shouldn't have expected a whole lot. I'm sure there are some nice guys out there!


Again, Sorry about the rant.. :( Just needed to blow some steam.

Immense Pleasure

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 3:37:43 PM

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The chat room is labeled, 'terror incognito' on my Lushland map. Even when I could see, neither my mind nor my fingers were fast enough for that joint. As for nice guys at Lush, while there could be a few, none of 'em hang around Rumplations, well, maybe with the exception of Terrance the Tarantula, but only on one of his good days.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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