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Poppet
Posted: Saturday, December 8, 2012 2:34:54 PM

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Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,422
Location: In Your Dirty Fantasies, United States
Scooter, I saw you missed coffee, snacks, and boobies. So this is all for you.. ;)




I hope you enjoy all them.. ;3

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, December 8, 2012 2:36:57 PM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 3,313
Location: Lost in the desert west of Apache Junction, USA
You Ohio natives know how to have a good time. Isn't it Hinckley, Ohio that celebrates, Buzzard Day? Just sorry I can't be there with you to share that marvel of nature. ;)

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RUMPLATIONS (in, The Pub, forum) Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
CurlyGirly
Posted: Saturday, December 8, 2012 4:36:16 PM

Rank: CurlyFries

Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 1,834
Location: United States
RumpMaster wrote:
Four drinks...for Coma and Tose? Do you have any idea what four free drinks would do to them. (hum) Now that you mention it, why don't I make those doubles?

Lush has just started a new contest but here at Rumplations, we're trying to come up with an idea for a contest to raise money for a most righteous cause, to wit, helping raise enough money so poor CG can replace her busted vibe.

One must prioritize one's priorities.




Scoot'sTheMan wrote:
Your right about one thing Rumpster, we need to help CG out, and fast.
I tried to rebuild Curly's vibe, but the torpedo shaped monster kept slipping off my work bench like a well oiled machine?
I suggest a Golf tournament sponsored by Lelo!


You're both just so thoughtful. It's obviously been a very trying week for me! Sorry I missed coffee again this morning. I've moved directly to the hard stuff.


Scoot, I tried your recommendation of dropping a new engine in, but I think that Harley engine might've been too much. Back to the drawing board.
LadySharon
Posted: Saturday, December 8, 2012 7:49:01 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 10/5/2007
Posts: 2,184
Location: The Tundra, United States
Hello, Lush and barflies. The semester is over and I have time to play with you guys. I hope one of the many bars here gives me . a call as a busgirl or a serving wench. I have some stories I'm working very hard on for your reading and voting pleasures. I'm off to write some more. Everyone gets a martini and some guy named Exakta666 is picking up the bill.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, December 9, 2012 10:31:21 AM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 3,313
Location: Lost in the desert west of Apache Junction, USA
Dearly beloved, we have much to pray over here at the First Church of the Burning Bush and DHL

.1. That CG gets a new or good as new rebuilt vibe.
2. That if the vibe Scooter is trying to repair for her falls off his workbench again, this time it won't crush one of his toes when it lands.
3. That Lady Sharon will get that serving wench she requested.
4. That Slippery will get it on with whatever she wants to get.
5. That a representative of the USMC will soon make a renewed assault on Chef's virtue.
6. That Poppet gets her fancy tickled or vice versa.
7. And that old Exacta666 or his partner in crime, Dirty Martini, will become such a successful writer he'll have time to hang out here, bumming drinks from Sugar, Maz, and Naughty Nurse.

Can I have a big, Amen?

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin glasses8

RUMPLATIONS (in, The Pub, forum) Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
LadySharon
Posted: Sunday, December 9, 2012 11:40:47 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 10/5/2007
Posts: 2,184
Location: The Tundra, United States
AMEN!


The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, December 9, 2012 2:07:24 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 819,713
Oh I def will say RAMEN to that one!

Rump? Will you dress up like Santa so I can sit on your lap? We can dress Coma and Tose up as elves too. Hang some garland from them and maybe a ornament from their ears.
There was a good looking recipe in the Parade section of the paper today. I'm itching to try it. Except there's no one here but me to eat it. And I'm diabetic. lolz. I'd make it for Christmas when the Marines land but, I've already bought the makins for Red Velvet Cake. Check this out.

Christmas Rum Cake
1 cup chopped pecans or walnuts
1 box yellow cake mix w/pudding in the mix
3 eggs
1/2 cup cold water
1/2 cup rum
1/3 cup oil
Glaze:
1/4 pd butter
1/4 cup water
1 cup granulated sugar
1/2 cup dark rum
For the cake, preheat to 325 spread buts in the bottom of a greased and floured bunt pan. Mix the rest together and pour over the nuts and bake about an hour or until the toothpick comes out clean. Come on, everyone knows how to bake a cake. Let cool and invert onto a serving plate.
Then the glaze is melting the butter in a saucepan stirring in the water and sugar. Boil 5 minutes stirring constantly. Remove from heat and stir in rum. Spoon and brush onto the cake.
Doesn't that sound good? And easy!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, December 9, 2012 3:00:10 PM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 3,313
Location: Lost in the desert west of Apache Junction, USA
I'll drink to that. Moist, tasty and intoxicating just like some l...but I shouldn't be indiscreet. ;)

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RUMPLATIONS (in, The Pub, forum) Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Poppet
Posted: Sunday, December 9, 2012 7:47:52 PM

Rank: Cheeky Chick

Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,422
Location: In Your Dirty Fantasies, United States
RumpleForeskin wrote:
Dearly beloved, we have much to pray over here at the First Church of the Burning Bush and DHL

.1. That CG gets a new or good as new rebuilt vibe.
2. That if the vibe Scooter is trying to repair for her falls off his workbench again, this time it won't crush one of his toes when it lands.
3. That Lady Sharon will get that serving wench she requested.
4. That Slippery will get it on with whatever she wants to get.
5. That a representative of the USMC will soon make a renewed assault on Chef's virtue.
6. That Poppet gets her fancy tickled or vice versa.
7. And that old Exacta666 or his partner in crime, Dirty Martini, will become such a successful writer he'll have time to hang out here, bumming drinks from Sugar, Maz, and Naughty Nurse.

Can I have a big, Amen?

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin glasses8


Amen and I'll drink to that
Who's with me?



RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, December 10, 2012 6:30:00 AM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 3,313
Location: Lost in the desert west of Apache Junction, USA
Morning, Lushlanders. It's Monday. Yep, it happened again. To help buffer the experience, I've mixed up a batch of, Rumple's Rejuvenater: equal parts Busty's coffee (for that unique bite), hot chocolate (to off-set the previous ingredient, and Beaver Breath Brandy (in case #2 needs help in dealing with #1)

I'd like to dedicate my latest story over on StoriesSpace "Old Friends or New Lovers?" to Poppet. She recently posted a very kind comment on the Lush version of that story "Friends or Lovers?" which I'd inflicted on Lush readers a couple years ago. Any comments are a goodness, but ones on old stories are especially nice to get.

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RUMPLATIONS (in, The Pub, forum) Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Guest
Posted: Monday, December 10, 2012 2:55:00 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 819,713
Link us Baby!
Make it easy.
Poppet
Posted: Monday, December 10, 2012 4:03:39 PM

Rank: Cheeky Chick

Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,422
Location: In Your Dirty Fantasies, United States
Alright I'm about to shamelessly plug in my poems. I've never really understood poems but this week I have felt very.... I don't know, poem worthy, I guess? I'd love to find out what others think. I've gotten good results thus far but want to see what others think.. Please take the time and read them.

I Miss

The Way You Always

Both are love pained poems. The way you long to still have someone you've lost. These are my true heart of heart feelings. Be easy with me.

LadySharon
Posted: Monday, December 10, 2012 4:49:56 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 10/5/2007
Posts: 2,184
Location: The Tundra, United States
Hi, bar dwellers. I am taking the break in between semesters to fill out applications for the schools I want to transfer to when I graduate from the community college I attend. I have Northwestern and Columbia in my cross hairs, since they both have great journalism programs I want to get into. Hopefully, you all will see my bylines in newspapers, magazines, or online publications.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, December 10, 2012 5:30:24 PM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 3,313
Location: Lost in the desert west of Apache Junction, USA
Sharon, don't forget the University of Missouri school of journalism. It's supposed to be one of the best. Don't know if it fits your needs, but the Iowa Writer's Project has a great rep..

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RUMPLATIONS (in, The Pub, forum) Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
LadySharon
Posted: Monday, December 10, 2012 7:37:51 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 10/5/2007
Posts: 2,184
Location: The Tundra, United States
Rump, I'm looking at Mizzou as well. My cousin goes there and she loves it.

I went over to the other site and read Rump's story. I left a comment and voted on the story. I have to get my lazy ass in gear and post some of the stories I completed already. One last edit of a double penetration scene and it's going up.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, December 11, 2012 6:16:45 AM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 3,313
Location: Lost in the desert west of Apache Junction, USA
Morning, lusters and lustettes for the Lush life. For those who want something more than just Beaver Breath Brandy to help, uh, modify the taste of Busty's brew, a traveling salesman stopped by and Busty coaxed him into leaving a whole bunch of sample bags of barbecued pork skins. Just the thing to get your mornings off to a memorable start.

Sharon, thanks for the kind comment on my latest insult to English letters over on SS. Looking forward to that upcoming DP story of yours. No doubt it'll help me get over the Saints losing last weekend.

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RUMPLATIONS (in, The Pub, forum) Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
scooter
Posted: Tuesday, December 11, 2012 7:59:18 AM

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Joined: 2/24/2010
Posts: 2,689
Location: Ohio
Even though poppet hooked me up last week with cinnabons, coffee and boobies,
there's no way I'm missing Tittie Tuesday this week.

So if Busty's brew doesn't quite perk you up completely this morning, maybe these babies will!


Thanks to mazza for sending this one to my pageBig Hugs

Sorry CG, that Harley engine may have been a bit much. Them dang things leak oil anyways.
I have an old Wash machine you can borrow for the time being. It's got one hell of a spin cycle. (:

Your right again Rump,
The Buzzards return to Hinckley Ohio every year on March 15th. Thousands of fans show up to witness the spectacle.

Dani
Posted: Tuesday, December 11, 2012 9:26:37 AM

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Moderator

Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 7,209
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
Being that we've been enjoying titties every Tuesday for quite some time now, Titty Tuesday is sort of losing its flair. So to put the spark back into Titty Tuesday, I've found a special pair of titties. That's right folks...these aren't just any tits, but the tits of the beautiful Ms. Halle Berry. Enjoy!





LadySharon
Posted: Tuesday, December 11, 2012 9:34:01 AM

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Joined: 10/5/2007
Posts: 2,184
Location: The Tundra, United States
Hello, Lush! I brought some eggs, bacon, sausage, toast, and freshly-brewed coffee for everyone. For lunch, I'll make some reubens with sweet potato fries and a chef salad. *goes into the kitchen and cooks naked.*

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
Poppet
Posted: Tuesday, December 11, 2012 11:18:58 AM

Rank: Cheeky Chick

Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,422
Location: In Your Dirty Fantasies, United States
Happy Titty Tuesday




Guest
Posted: Tuesday, December 11, 2012 11:31:41 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
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Sharon=My girl crush. evil4
I love it when someone cooks for me. And naked makes it even better.
Made my first batch of homemade caramels today. Never done it before. They're still cooling but fingers crossed they turned out ok. Hubs loves homemade caramels. His grandmother used to make them at Christmas every year and bitch about it for the rest of the holiday. evil5
LadySharon
Posted: Tuesday, December 11, 2012 12:03:34 PM

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Joined: 10/5/2007
Posts: 2,184
Location: The Tundra, United States
Food's ready!

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, December 11, 2012 12:47:44 PM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 3,313
Location: Lost in the desert west of Apache Junction, USA
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, he says, letting his belt out yet another notch while following his nose to the food.

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RUMPLATIONS (in, The Pub, forum) Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, December 12, 2012 5:55:31 AM

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Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 3,313
Location: Lost in the desert west of Apache Junction, USA
Morning, Rumplators. Just sitting on a bar stool, sipping Busty's coffee (it's best to be seated when going one-on-one with a cup of her coffee) and thinking about all the recent food related posts.

They reminded me of the old joke where the big bad wolf ambushes Little Red Riding Hood and growls, "Red, I'm gonna eat you up."

She shifts her basket of goodies from one arm to another, gives him a scowl and says, "Eat, eat, eat, doesn't anyone wont to fuck around here, anymore?"

glasses8

RUMPLATIONS (in, The Pub, forum) Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
sugarbabe
Posted: Wednesday, December 12, 2012 9:24:40 AM

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Oh Rumple, Rumple, Rumple, ask and you shall receive...



sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


sugarbabe
Posted: Wednesday, December 12, 2012 10:13:09 AM

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Hi ya all, Having a great 12-12-12
I have a new game we could play
to help raise money to buy CG and all
of us in need of a new lelo vibe.
Why stop at Titty Tuesday, we could do
Wet & Wild Wednesday, wet T-Shirts with a twist....Hula Hooping!







Looks like everyone is having fun!!


We need a new drink made for the contest Mr.Rumple.
WET & WILD =wildturkey and a hint of lemon drop!

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, December 12, 2012 11:01:48 AM

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Posts: 3,313
Location: Lost in the desert west of Apache Junction, USA
Hi ya, Sugar. Thanks for the music vid. Now, as for 'Wet T-shirt Wednesday Hula Hooping' I'm not sure the world is ready for that. I mean, Terrance the Tarantula couldn't join in the fun, could he?

glasses8

RUMPLATIONS (in, The Pub, forum) Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
sugarbabe
Posted: Wednesday, December 12, 2012 11:07:03 AM

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Joined: 9/30/2010
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Location: northeast, United States
Not this one but he and chef could do a stew on Freakin Friday!




sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


LadySharon
Posted: Wednesday, December 12, 2012 2:59:28 PM

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Joined: 10/5/2007
Posts: 2,184
Location: The Tundra, United States
Has anyone seen Terrance lately? It's happy hour and let's get wild!Pint Drunk Pint Drunk Pour Wine Pour Wine

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, December 12, 2012 7:06:25 PM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 3,313
Location: Lost in the desert west of Apache Junction, USA
Sharon, I do like your spirit, especially when you're filled with spirits.

Sugar, your mind is debased and debauched. Way to go!

Fellow Rumplators, the old Rumple unit needs a favor. Not only is it the holiday season, tomorrow is Tushy Thursday. Therefore, I'd much appreciate someone hunting up the Playboy centerfold shot of, Karen McDougall, possesser of the world's greatest bubble butt dressed in her white boots and looking over her shoulder at the camera..and then post it here on the wall.. It's sort of a holiday tradition. Scooter tracked down an image and posted it here last year, but has been out of pocket recently.

Someone might as well do the dirty deed cause otherwise I'll just keep pissing and moaning..I mean, even more than usual.

glasses8.


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a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
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