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sugarbabe
Posted: Thursday, December 13, 2012 7:53:14 AM

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after sleeping on that thought Mr.Rumple, Terrence and my spider (Thang)
could be the wet T-shirt judges. That should bring out the chills and thrills
of all those contestant's nipply nipples. boobieflash2 L35



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sugarbabe
Posted: Thursday, December 13, 2012 8:00:44 AM

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enjoy Mr.Rumple, scooter dropped the bowl....(ball)


sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, December 13, 2012 8:54:18 AM

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Good morning and a happy Tushy Thursday to all rampant, rowdy, and raunchy Rumplators.

Sugar, bless your heart, you done did real good. As a token of thanks, here's a mug of Busty's coffee, Beaver Breath Brandy, and hot chocolate with the coffee cut.

glasses8

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sugarbabe
Posted: Thursday, December 13, 2012 9:08:07 AM

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Aw, Thank You Mr. Rumple
always happy to oblige. BIG KISS to you with RED LIPSTICK!!!!!



sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Guest
Posted: Thursday, December 13, 2012 10:29:34 AM

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Who turned off the sun?! I mean hell! This is Florida and it's windy, chilly and rainy. Some nice hot toddy for the body please barkeep.
I need to get to cleaning this house soon. The Marines land a week from Friday and I've got baking, cleaning and wrapping to do. But I love it.
CurlyGirly
Posted: Thursday, December 13, 2012 11:16:59 AM

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chefkathleen wrote:
Who turned off the sun?! I mean hell! This is Florida and it's windy, chilly and rainy. Some nice hot toddy for the body please barkeep.
I need to get to cleaning this house soon. The Marines land a week from Friday and I've got baking, cleaning and wrapping to do. But I love it.


That's got to be so exciting. I'm sure you'll have a blast getting everything ready. thumbup

I moved on to Diet Coke at about 10 am, since I need to be amped up to *start* my Christmas shopping!! Maybe a little baking of Christmas cookies this weekend along with some homemade English toffee.



It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, December 13, 2012 3:58:54 PM

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Ah, Diet Coke (registered trademark), the low end of the speed spectrum.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Friday, December 14, 2012 11:12:40 AM

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Happy Frisky Friday, everyone. I have fresh coffee brewing, fresh doughnuts, and music on the jukebox.



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WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, December 14, 2012 11:32:30 AM

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very little tonk, top-heavy on the honky



Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident. - a tip of the hat to Charles Bukowski
sugarbabe
Posted: Friday, December 14, 2012 11:33:06 AM

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952-67 Lfunny OMG this place never ceases to amaze me!!!!

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LadySharon
Posted: Friday, December 14, 2012 11:40:25 AM

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Hi, guys! Have some drinks and put it on Alan's tab.

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Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

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Dani
Posted: Friday, December 14, 2012 1:35:51 PM

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Hi guys. I feel all awful and junk. It seems as if I only come around for the titties. I apologize. Drinks on me!occasion5 952-67



LadySharon
Posted: Friday, December 14, 2012 1:41:03 PM

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b229 That's ok. It's frisky Friday, so I'm ready for some action

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Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
Guest
Posted: Friday, December 14, 2012 1:50:04 PM

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I love it when Sharon's outta school.
Cheers and Happy Week-end everyone. Drinks on The Chef. Just poured some tequila in my belly button, any takers?
Guest
Posted: Friday, December 14, 2012 2:00:54 PM

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I like this song at Christmas.

LadySharon
Posted: Friday, December 14, 2012 2:38:08 PM

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I like that song, too. It's 5:00 p.m. somewhere. *does a body shot off Chef*

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
sugarbabe
Posted: Friday, December 14, 2012 5:10:39 PM

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LadySharon wrote:
I like that song, too. It's 5:00 p.m. somewhere. *does a body shot off Chef*


Chef, will ya please fill up your button? LadySharon was thirsty. I want 1 or 2. Pour Wine

Pour Wine

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


sugarbabe
Posted: Friday, December 14, 2012 6:38:08 PM

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Hey everyone.... Hey Rump check out the Bo Diddly and chuck berry video
it's 45mins long or so, so kick back and enjoy. I think you might like it. here's a cigar and a bourbon


sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, December 14, 2012 6:53:18 PM

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Is this the Rumplation's version of, 'Girls Gone Wild' or what?

I'm still processing, Jingle Bell Cock' for any hint of political correctness. All results have come up (so to speak) negative, fortunately. ;)

My fav contemporary Christmas song is a bit hard to find on U-Tube. 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' by Vince Vance and the Valiants with Cristy Lane is in a class by itself. So is the much more often heard cover by Mariah Carey. However, that one is in the retard class. Posting it here risks the wrath of the Rumple-unit, not to mention the retribution of the Right Rev..

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
sugarbabe
Posted: Friday, December 14, 2012 7:07:34 PM

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smiling up at rump

I'm still processing too send me a beer

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, December 14, 2012 7:54:18 PM

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(places an extra large tankard filled with the pride of St. Louis, 'Griesedieck, beer) Here you go, Sugar, you sweet thang. ;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Friday, December 14, 2012 10:18:55 PM

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sugarbabe wrote:


Chef, will ya please fill up your button? LadySharon was thirsty. I want 1 or 2. Pour Wine

Pour Wine



My button is full and so is my cleavage. Ready to be air dried. Or tongue washed. evil4
CurlyGirly
Posted: Saturday, December 15, 2012 7:14:42 AM

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Good morning, Rumpkids. Goodness, is this what happens over here when I'm sleeping??? thumbup

I come bringing good cheer (well, there is half a bottle of good cheer left). Since I only drink coffee in the am, you'll need to start drinking quick if you wanna catch up.




Going Christmas shopping today in the rain. Fa la la la la la la la la la (I think that was enough la's??)






It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



sugarbabe
Posted: Saturday, December 15, 2012 8:39:15 AM

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Merry Christmas Mr Rumple...
I looked and looked til I couldn't look no more.
and this I hope will be a winner. It sounds like Cristy Lane,
but didn't say it was her. A very beautiful Christmas song tho.
kick back and enjoy.


sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


sugarbabe
Posted: Saturday, December 15, 2012 11:54:59 AM

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Sizzling Saturday...Taken ya back rump to 1955- this was recorded live with all kinds of great musicians on stage with him in 1985.



sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


sugarbabe
Posted: Saturday, December 15, 2012 1:51:23 PM

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I am so glad this jukebox is still 5 for a quarter.


sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, December 15, 2012 3:02:55 PM

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Seasonal salutations, satyrs and sirens.

Sugar, you found the real McCoy, or in this case, Cristy Lane. Many thanks.

BTW, the price on the jukebox is five cents a song or three for a quarter. Don't ask me why, I was drunk when it happened, honest.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, December 15, 2012 4:46:06 PM

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Good Afternoon my Lushketeer friends...hope all is well in your neck of the woods...

Yeah Rump, five cents a song or three for a quarter...hmmm...let me get three...I just need to borrow a quarter from someone...

Anyway, what I really need is a drink...I spent all afternoon putting my tree up...it was a lot of work, but it was worth it...I think it looks quite festive actually...


Anyway...can I get a bottle of Beaver Breath down here...just take the cap off and stick a straw in it...that should work for now...
Cheers,
Alan.
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Guest
Posted: Saturday, December 15, 2012 4:58:08 PM

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Alan that made me chuckle thanks for that. After seeing the man across the street beat his puppy today, I needed it.
I'll have a double anything and one for each hand.

On another sad note, I remember jukeboxes that were 3 plays for a quarter. *sigh* does this mean I'm getting old?
DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, December 15, 2012 5:19:15 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:


On another sad note, I remember jukeboxes that were 3 plays for a quarter. *sigh* does this mean I'm getting old?


You and me both...I think we're all getting older, I noticed...not sure how that works...dontknow

Yeah, I think we could all use a laugh lately...I'm trying to avoid listening to the news, but people around me have it on...just sayin'

Pass another bottle of Beaver Breath this way...


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