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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, April 22, 2013 4:45:50 PM

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On you, sexy Slippery, I'm sure the look would be devastating. ;)

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Mazza
Posted: Monday, April 22, 2013 4:51:23 PM

Rank: Mazztastic

Joined: 9/20/2012
Posts: 3,266
Location: Scotland, United Kingdom


Just for you, Rump!

I'd never heard of her.. She was gorgeous!
DirtyMartini
Posted: Monday, April 22, 2013 9:55:59 PM

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Good Evening Lushketeers...alright, I just posted another picture of Marilyn Chambers here...how many free drinks does that entitle me to?

Pass me down a bottle of Beaver Breath when you get a chance Rump...



I heard a rumor it's supposed to be Miss Mazza's birthday or something...that sounds like a good reason to party to me...so, pass me a bottle of bourbon for a chaser as well...thanks...

Cheers,
Alan.
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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 5:41:47 AM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Morning, lovers of the libidinous Lush life. Just opened a pack of Slim Jims for those who want something more than just Beaver Breath Brandy with their Busty brew.

Alan, are you telling us that the Great Maz and the fabled Marilyn Chambers share the same birthday? Hum, maybe there is something to all that zodiac stuff.

(slides down a bottle of BBB followed ay another filled with Old Misanthrop whiskey) Here you go, big guy. Between those birthdays and this being, TITTY TUESDAY, looks like we're facing a mess of celebrating today. :)

glasses8


Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 7:05:48 AM

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Funny how all these b-days happen to fall on Titty Tuesday. I'm beginning to think they're arranging it that way. Anyhoo, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAZZA!! occasion4 occasion7 occasion9 occasion1 occasion6

Oh yes, and here's some titties!




sugarbabe
Posted: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 7:49:13 AM

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For a dollar you can squeeze these.....then proceeds today will go for Mazza's Birthday present.






sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Mazza
Posted: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 3:57:35 PM

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Hee hee, thank you guys!! (I also share my birthday with William Shakespeare - also a purveyor of smut hahahah)

I had a truly wonderful day and am finally kicking back with a bourbon and coke - boy do I feel I deserve it!!




(Look, boobs AND booze! Ha!!)
LadySharon
Posted: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 6:14:52 PM

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Location: The Tundra, United States
I just got another job offer to work weddings. I'm going to take it, after I negotiate my salary.

Is this batch of Beaver's breath supposed to make me see spots?

The Roommates Trilogy:
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Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 7:40:06 PM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

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Posts: 2,945
Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Sharon, no doubt you're drinking the high-class BBB. The regular stuff just leaves you seeing old TV test patterns.

Speaking of boobs (we were, weren't we?) the aforementioned Ms Chambers was something of an oddity in an industry where silicon inplants and collagen injections are the norm. That is to say, her boobage is officially recorded as being a comparatively normal, 35 B. Live and learn.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 5:56:17 AM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Morning, all ye lovers of lascivious libertine literature. Start your day with a cup of Busty's world renowned coffee. After that, the rest of the day will be a snap, at least for the survivors.

Today is, of course, Hump Day. Mis-behave accordingly.glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Thursday, April 25, 2013 8:57:08 PM

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Hump day is almost better than tittie Tuesday,

Butt not quite.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, April 26, 2013 5:53:46 AM

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A big, TGIF, good morning to all lusty lads and luscious ladies of Lush. It's rainy, foggy and relatively cold here east of Luckenback. So in addition to Beaver Breath Brandy being available to help, you know, fortify Busty's coffee, there's a heaping helping of hot chocolate. Try combining some of all three in your mug.

Scooter! Glad I am the have you among us. Hope that double four-letter-word term, 'real life' isn't cramping your style.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Mazza
Posted: Friday, April 26, 2013 6:49:50 AM

Rank: Mazztastic

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Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
Afternoon all!! Scoot!! I've missed you, nice to see you back xxx
LadySharon
Posted: Friday, April 26, 2013 12:41:06 PM

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Happy Freaky Friday, everyone! I heard Scooter made an appearance in this fine establishment. It's warming up in my part of the Midwest, and I finally see the sun shining. Is it time to pull out the dumpster pool?

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, April 27, 2013 11:37:28 AM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Greetings fellow travelers down the great information highway. The really exciting news around here is Rumplations has been designated as the site for the Rumple-unit's...

2500th post.

Yeah, I know, kinda leaves you breathless, don't it? ;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Monday, April 29, 2013 7:17:31 AM

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Good mourning all, and Kudos on #2500 Mr Rumple. You're 1/4th the way to a million!
Now that's a lot a BS if you were to ask meRead it

Speaking of that double four-letter-word term "real life" Rump,
The missus and I celebrated 35 years of love, misery, defeat and excellent food Sunday!

Hey ya mazz, I missed you too, along with curlygirly, LadySharon, sugarbabe, slipperywhenwet, juicylucy (Oops, she's on a different site)
DirtyMartini, WellMadeMale and all the other fine folks from Lush.
I heard you went and had a Birthday on Tittie Tuesday. Bless your heart Mazza. Oh, and show us your bubbles!

boobieflash2
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, April 29, 2013 7:23:45 AM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
And a misanthropic Monday morning to all other malcontented mortals.

Busty's taking sick leave today...claims she sick and tired of putting up with me. Says she'd write about all the good times here at Rumplations except there's no 'Micro Fiction' category here at Lush. What a kidder.

Anyway, I made today's coffee so you just know it'll be liquid ambrosia, probably.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, April 30, 2013 5:24:11 AM

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Busty's still put out and that means, of course, she's not putting out, any coffee, that is. So today's batch is another fine product of, COF (Cranky Old Fart) Producctions. Only thing is, it smells a bit, well, different. I think that was a cann of coffee I found under the bar, honest. Oh, and speaking of the bar, please don't spill any coffee on the bar, it gouges the surface and the smoke is a bother.

HAPPY TITTY TUESDAY!

While photos is fun, it occurs to me that what we need is a contest for the best, 100 word description of an attractive, female titty. (kind of figured some qualifiers might be needed)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, May 01, 2013 4:50:32 AM

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Morning, lurkers and lurkettes. The coffee maker's turned on. No, not Busty, the actual store-bought machine. Good luck.

Not sure of the significance of Hump Day falling on the first day in May, but here's hoping all your poles get danced around (not on) and/or all the poles you dance around are worthy of your efforts.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
CurlyGirly
Posted: Wednesday, May 01, 2013 7:07:33 AM

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Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 1,829
Location: United States


Happy Wednesday, Rump! Just stopping by to see if you have any coffee creamer I can borrow. I'm out of my usual above creamer. evil4 Enjoy the beautiful day!



It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, May 01, 2013 12:02:58 PM

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Good Afternoon my Lushketeer Friends...nice potato you got there Curly G...you gonna bring it with you everywhere you go to show off? Alright, rub it in...you got a potato, and we don't...

Anyway...Reverend Rump...what are the chance of you sending Busty down this way with a couple of tall glasses of Beaver Breath? I might be drinking heavily for the next few months, at least...and thanks for your useful suggestions over on the blue site about my upcoming author event...

Remind me not to hire you as a publicist...but, do send Busty down with the drinks...



Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5



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Mazza
Posted: Wednesday, May 01, 2013 12:30:25 PM

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Posts: 3,266
Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
CurlyGirly wrote:


Happy Wednesday, Rump! Just stopping by to see if you have any coffee creamer I can borrow. I'm out of my usual above creamer. evil4 Enjoy the beautiful day!



I hate the way you ALWAYS spoil my coffee!!!

I put through almost all of my stories today, to assign pictures to them - bless the verifying team, they turned them around ever so fast!! (I don't even think they swore at me hahahah)

Of course, a huge part of doing that was a strange mix of OCD and procrastination...

Better just have myself a drink I reckon... What's good? Okay, what won't kill me? Never mind, I'll take whatever is on offer


Pint Drunk cheers you lot!!

(Oh and Scoot? I've sorted you out with those bubbles) ;)
CurlyGirly
Posted: Wednesday, May 01, 2013 1:00:53 PM

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DirtyMartini wrote:
Good Afternoon my Lushketeer Friends...nice potato you got there Curly G...you gonna bring it with you everywhere you go to show off? Alright, rub it in...you got a potato, and we don't...

Anyway...Reverend Rump...what are the chance of you sending Busty down this way with a couple of tall glasses of Beaver Breath? I might be drinking heavily for the next few months, at least...and thanks for your useful suggestions over on the blue site about my upcoming author event...

Remind me not to hire you as a publicist...but, do send Busty down with the drinks...

Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5



You keep it up, Alan, and I'll finally know what to do with this potato. evil4


Potato envy is not pretty, My friend! Lfunny



It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, May 01, 2013 1:28:59 PM

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Let me guess...you have a loaded potato and you're not afraid to use it...

Do you have a permit to carry a loaded potato Curly-G?


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CurlyGirly
Posted: Wednesday, May 01, 2013 2:27:16 PM

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DirtyMartini wrote:
Let me guess...you have a loaded potato and you're not afraid to use it...

Do you have a permit to carry a loaded potato Curly-G?





Of course I have a loaded potato, and I'm not afraid to use it...or eat it. eat



It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



Mazza
Posted: Wednesday, May 01, 2013 2:31:16 PM

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Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
CurlyGirly wrote:





Of course I have a loaded potato, and I'm not afraid to use it...or eat it. eat


That looks Deee-licious!!! Damn you CG, you know how to make my mouth water evil4

look...



Has it come to this? Potato porn??? I never thought I'd see the day on Lush...

crybaby
CurlyGirly
Posted: Wednesday, May 01, 2013 2:39:41 PM

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Mazza wrote:


That looks Deee-licious!!! Damn you CG, you know how to make my mouth water evil4

look...



Has it come to this? Potato porn??? I never thought I'd see the day on Lush...

crybaby



That's how I make your mouth water? I thought it was...bootyshake

P.S. My potato porn comes in vodka form.



It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



Mazza
Posted: Wednesday, May 01, 2013 2:44:42 PM

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Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
yeah... mine too..

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, May 01, 2013 7:12:12 PM

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Damn joint's been working alive today. Not that all the work bothers me...not as long as it's being done by Busty. Still, there's nothing like a mess of supervision to wear a body down while building up a powerful thirst.

note to Lush's newest, Potato Queen. Better watch were you put that spud, CG, dem taters got eyes.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, May 02, 2013 2:41:42 PM

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To paraphrase the immortal Herman and his Hermits, "There's been a kinda hush all over Lush." Wonder if Nic forgot to pay the electricity bill. Then again, maybe it was just me. Many claim my power has been off for years.

Got in a new batch of, Ripple's Revenge, which may or may not be a sort of wine for the grape-heads among us.
Those seeking a more robust adult beverage should consider trying, Old Misanthrope Whiskey. No one is sure just where it's concocted, but nobody still standing after a couple snorts of the stuff has complained, so far.

glasses8


Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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