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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, June 3, 2013 7:41:01 PM

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Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 3,133
Location: Lost in the ozone west of the Pecos, United States
Scarlet, you sweet thang. Sorry about the decibel level being beneath your standards. If this link works (very doubtful) it should liven things up a bit. If it doesn't work, the URL should still be good. Meanwhile, I'll be out back cussin' and kickin'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsSVcRYh8dE

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Tuesday, June 4, 2013 10:18:12 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 10/5/2007
Posts: 2,184
Location: The Tundra, United States
Hello, everyone. My home internet is down at home, so I have to conduct business at the library. That, or my neighbor caught on to someone stealing her internet service. I have fresh doughnuts and bagels here for everyone, along with tequila-infused coffee.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, June 4, 2013 11:01:13 AM

Rank: Big-Haired Bitch
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Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 7,178
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
I know it's been beyond forever since I've dropped by. But can I come in if I bring titties?





seeker4
Posted: Tuesday, June 4, 2013 11:05:49 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 10/17/2012
Posts: 5,576
Location: Canada
Did someone says "tequila-laced coffee" and "titties"? This sounds like fun...


Steamy Dreams, stories by Seeker4

If I was going to do an anthology of my Lush stories, these are some that I would be including. I'll change this every couple weeks or so. This week, some that go back to my early days on Lush.

His Secret, Her New Passion - A wife discovers her husband's secret, and turns it into a sexy revival for herself and him.

The Christmas Angel's Gift - A lonely Christmas Eve turns into a steamy Christmas tryst.

Stormy With a Chance of Passion - An chance reunion relights the fires of an estranged couple.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, June 4, 2013 7:48:32 PM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 3,133
Location: Lost in the ozone west of the Pecos, United States
Sharon, Yaz has been suffering a similar condition. Deep sympathy is hereby extended to both of you.

Slippery, you and your titties have been missed...if you know what I mean.. Tuesday's just ain't the same when the 'Titty Fairy' is out of pocket. ;)

Seeker, yes you did but, sad to say, some sorry individual(s) got to it first. I'd say something about feeling your pain but, right now, I'm not feeling much.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, June 5, 2013 11:24:36 AM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 3,133
Location: Lost in the ozone west of the Pecos, United States
Happy Hump Day, fellow Lushlanders and depraved denizens of Rumplations.
To help get you in that 'Hump Day' mood, got a one-for-the-price-of-two special on 'Old Overshoe: the despair of Needmore Ky'. Stuff would probably best be described as 'whiskey' although 'alcohol with assorted impurities' might be a bit more accurate. Anyway, the price is right, at least for the bar, and the proof is listed as: don't ask. What's not to like?

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Thursday, June 6, 2013 10:08:32 AM

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Location: The Tundra, United States
Happy Thirsty Thursday, everyone! Pour Wine Pint Drunk

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
savanna
Posted: Friday, June 7, 2013 8:37:00 AM

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Joined: 4/10/2010
Posts: 2,337
Location: Tel Aviv, Israel
scarletblue wrote:

Hiya patrons of the best bar in lush town ...

Just popping in yet again to say hellooo .. It's rather quiet in here confused5

Coffee cake ESP for sav ...

If you need anything else angel ,just ask .. I took the liberty of hiring a .. Waiter dontknow ..( he looks like a waiter confused1 )



Clears throat ..
Erm .. Heard the service was not so great in this uh erm fine establishment Whistle
Lolz
Hope ya all doing well and are misbehaving .. Within reason of course !













You call that a Waiter? You know me better then that This is what I like Sweet pea
scarletblue
Posted: Friday, June 7, 2013 4:15:00 PM

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Joined: 3/12/2010
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Location: Giving you pleasure..
Apologies my angel ..

But the hour was late and that was the best I could do at such short notice ..

Liar



Dirty_D
Posted: Friday, June 7, 2013 8:36:28 PM

Rank: Head Nurse
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Posts: 7,543
Location: Soaking up the sun, United States
slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
I know it's been beyond forever since I've dropped by. But can I come in if I bring titties?



Slippery, I've been gone for awhile also. Tuesday's just aren't the same without your titties! (sighs!)


DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, June 8, 2013 12:14:39 AM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,900
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
Good Evening my Lushketeer friends...is that Savanna I see here gracing this fine establishment with her lovely presence? Long time, no see there...I see you couldn't tear yourself away...yeah, I know the feeling...

Rump...pour a couple of tall glasses of your finest alcohol with assorted impurities and slide a glass in front of myself and Miss Savanna...I think she probably needs a drink after being away so long...heck, I know I do anyway...just, um, put it on somebody's tab for now...after all, what's a few bucks between friends, right?

Anyway, yeah good to see you back in this place Miss Savanna...we got a lot to catch up on, not sure where to start, but hang out here long enough and you'll figure most of it out...

Yeah, not much has changed as far as this crowd goes...same cheap watered down booze and slow service...Coma and Tose are still sitting in the same seats as when you last saw them two years ago...btw, nice of you to join us over on the blue site...now that's a classy site, that there blue site is...no bar over there though, strictly brown baggin' it, but we survive nicely...

Yeah, we try to keep it a class act over there...not saying whether it's high class or low class...but, it definitely has class...

Anyway...let me get back over there and do my hall patrol duties...make sure nobody's running through the forum with scissors...that sort of thing...see y'all later...

Thanks for the drinks there Reverend Rump...much obliged...

Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5


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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, June 8, 2013 10:50:10 AM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 3,133
Location: Lost in the ozone west of the Pecos, United States
Greetings, Lushland. Nothing like me being out of pocket for a couple days to bring in the customers, or maybe it was the one-for-two special on 'Old Overshoe' whiskey.

Savanah, welcome back...again. Slippery and Naughty-one, youse guys have been missed. Sharon, you're the best. Alan, you're, uh, Dirty Martini.

I'm happy to announce the return of Terance the Tarantula. Apparently the dry warmth of his nook in the Hot Pistachio Nut dispenser outweighed the somewhat humid heat in the cleavage of a certain former customer...at least with summer and the hurricane season underway in Florida.

Those who have been reaching in for a free handful of nuts are now officially warned to cease and desist, or offer him a nice bribe.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dirty_D
Posted: Saturday, June 8, 2013 10:53:08 AM

Rank: Head Nurse
Moderator

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Posts: 7,543
Location: Soaking up the sun, United States
We needed the rain. I was glad to see Andrea, except I needed to drive in it.


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, June 10, 2013 2:18:43 PM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 3,133
Location: Lost in the ozone west of the Pecos, United States
A high-lit type question for the vast Rumplations literati to consider:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6CkeckRQ4U

You got answers...I got questions...now if only they happen to match. ;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
seeker4
Posted: Monday, June 10, 2013 2:44:49 PM

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Joined: 10/17/2012
Posts: 5,576
Location: Canada
You might want to mention to Terance that a hot nut dispenser may not be the safest place for a tarantula. In at least one country that I know of (Cambodia), roast tarantula is served as a snack. And, yes, when I eventually get there I plan to eat me a tarantula. So watch out, Terance.stirthepot


Steamy Dreams, stories by Seeker4

If I was going to do an anthology of my Lush stories, these are some that I would be including. I'll change this every couple weeks or so. This week, some that go back to my early days on Lush.

His Secret, Her New Passion - A wife discovers her husband's secret, and turns it into a sexy revival for herself and him.

The Christmas Angel's Gift - A lonely Christmas Eve turns into a steamy Christmas tryst.

Stormy With a Chance of Passion - An chance reunion relights the fires of an estranged couple.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, June 10, 2013 5:13:59 PM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 3,133
Location: Lost in the ozone west of the Pecos, United States
Seeker, just thought you should know that Terrance has just put you on his: Subject To Further Review, list. Still, it could be worse, I guess. ;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
savanna
Posted: Tuesday, June 11, 2013 7:15:07 AM

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Location: Tel Aviv, Israel
Hi Guys and Dolls Thank you for the welcome. Yea things still look the same around here dust and all. Well What shall we drink today?
seeker4
Posted: Tuesday, June 11, 2013 7:46:28 AM

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Joined: 10/17/2012
Posts: 5,576
Location: Canada
I'll have a glass of what's in her right hand, a glass of what's in her left hand, and then a big helping of what's in the middle. Lwinking

Steamy Dreams, stories by Seeker4

If I was going to do an anthology of my Lush stories, these are some that I would be including. I'll change this every couple weeks or so. This week, some that go back to my early days on Lush.

His Secret, Her New Passion - A wife discovers her husband's secret, and turns it into a sexy revival for herself and him.

The Christmas Angel's Gift - A lonely Christmas Eve turns into a steamy Christmas tryst.

Stormy With a Chance of Passion - An chance reunion relights the fires of an estranged couple.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, June 11, 2013 12:28:57 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 779,317
Hi everyone, Im new here. Ive been reading the stories for ages, so ive now decided to join. XX
seeker4
Posted: Tuesday, June 11, 2013 12:31:05 PM

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Joined: 10/17/2012
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Location: Canada
Odette wrote:
Hi everyone, Im new here. Ive been reading the stories for ages, so ive now decided to join. XX


Welcome aboard, Odette. Don't let Rump and Terrance scare you off. They're both harmless. Mostly.

Care for a drink?

Pour Wine



Steamy Dreams, stories by Seeker4

If I was going to do an anthology of my Lush stories, these are some that I would be including. I'll change this every couple weeks or so. This week, some that go back to my early days on Lush.

His Secret, Her New Passion - A wife discovers her husband's secret, and turns it into a sexy revival for herself and him.

The Christmas Angel's Gift - A lonely Christmas Eve turns into a steamy Christmas tryst.

Stormy With a Chance of Passion - An chance reunion relights the fires of an estranged couple.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, June 11, 2013 5:52:00 PM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 3,133
Location: Lost in the ozone west of the Pecos, United States
Seeker, it's passing strange how you show up just in time to welcome Odette and make a pass at Savanna. Keep up the good work.

Odette, welcome to this scene of cyberspace culture and charm. You might want to avoid the Coma and Tose, our redisnet old fart derelicts over at the corner table...at least unless you manage to get upwind.

Savanna, thought about you today. I'm reading a book set in Egypt and couldn't recall the sound of a jackel howling. Thanks to a quick trip to U-Tube, I now know there's a park in your fair city with a pack of them lending, I presume, a touch of middle eastern ambiance to the place. Now that's a park I'd like to visit. :)

Drinks are on Seeker..so, what da ya want, already?

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, June 12, 2013 7:09:19 AM

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Location: Lost in the ozone west of the Pecos, United States
Morning, Lushlanders. Busty's outdone herself with this morning's coffee. But if you approach with caution and fill over half your mug with Beaver Breath Brandy, chances are pretty good that you'll recover, probably. (sips...shudders)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
seeker4
Posted: Wednesday, June 12, 2013 7:14:53 AM

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Location: Canada
RumpleForeskin wrote:
Seeker, it's passing strange how you show up just in time to welcome Odette and make a pass at Savanna. Keep up the good work.



It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it when you're not around laughing6 . Can't let the ladies go unnoticed (not that they usually do around here).


Steamy Dreams, stories by Seeker4

If I was going to do an anthology of my Lush stories, these are some that I would be including. I'll change this every couple weeks or so. This week, some that go back to my early days on Lush.

His Secret, Her New Passion - A wife discovers her husband's secret, and turns it into a sexy revival for herself and him.

The Christmas Angel's Gift - A lonely Christmas Eve turns into a steamy Christmas tryst.

Stormy With a Chance of Passion - An chance reunion relights the fires of an estranged couple.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, June 12, 2013 3:42:00 PM

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Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 3,133
Location: Lost in the ozone west of the Pecos, United States
Seeker, if I was highly motivated, your last post would have lead me to finding that scene from 'Blazing Saddles' where Mel Brooks says, "Work, work, work," while staring into the heaving, and barely concealed, bosom of his, uh, personal assistant. Fortunately, I'm not...that motivated, that is. That is all. ;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
savanna
Posted: Wednesday, June 12, 2013 9:56:54 PM

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Good Morning all Welcome Odette stay and drink with us. Oh Seeker make that pass on me giggles RumpleForeskin Loves to watch how the booze are pour all over us
seeker4
Posted: Thursday, June 13, 2013 6:52:07 AM

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Joined: 10/17/2012
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Location: Canada
Mmmmmm. I'd drink from that glass ;). So, what are you wear... er ... drinking today, savanna?

Steamy Dreams, stories by Seeker4

If I was going to do an anthology of my Lush stories, these are some that I would be including. I'll change this every couple weeks or so. This week, some that go back to my early days on Lush.

His Secret, Her New Passion - A wife discovers her husband's secret, and turns it into a sexy revival for herself and him.

The Christmas Angel's Gift - A lonely Christmas Eve turns into a steamy Christmas tryst.

Stormy With a Chance of Passion - An chance reunion relights the fires of an estranged couple.
savanna
Posted: Friday, June 14, 2013 9:22:34 AM

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Posts: 2,337
Location: Tel Aviv, Israel
seeker4 wrote:
Mmmmmm. I'd drink from that glass ;). So, what are you wear... er ... drinking today, savanna?




Oh I waited and waited but nobody came around So I had to down it all on my own

seeker4
Posted: Friday, June 14, 2013 9:28:10 AM

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Joined: 10/17/2012
Posts: 5,576
Location: Canada
Yeesh. No wonder the cooler's empty.


Steamy Dreams, stories by Seeker4

If I was going to do an anthology of my Lush stories, these are some that I would be including. I'll change this every couple weeks or so. This week, some that go back to my early days on Lush.

His Secret, Her New Passion - A wife discovers her husband's secret, and turns it into a sexy revival for herself and him.

The Christmas Angel's Gift - A lonely Christmas Eve turns into a steamy Christmas tryst.

Stormy With a Chance of Passion - An chance reunion relights the fires of an estranged couple.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, June 15, 2013 7:48:06 PM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 3,133
Location: Lost in the ozone west of the Pecos, United States
Your two need to work at improving connections. Something might be getting scrambled in the translation from guy-type Canadian to gal-type I.

glasses8sraeli

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, June 17, 2013 6:23:58 PM

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Posts: 3,133
Location: Lost in the ozone west of the Pecos, United States
On sober reflection...I'd rather not.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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