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Hey ladies, men alsways get a bad rap for masturbating to much, so I was just curious how frequently u ladies actually do. Also, we men tend to hide our naughty things under our mattress, where's your favorite spot to hid your naughty things?
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My bed has a drawer underneath it..all my erotic novels and toys are in this drawer
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Don't have to hide anything have a nightstand drawer full of mens and womens toys and another basket at the foot of the bed. Do have to remember to put them away instead of leaving them lay about to dry after cleaning them in case company has to use the bathroom so there isn't a dildo sitting on the sink! LOL Use them whenever the mood strikes. I'll never understand all the hang ups about masturbation and porn why people hide it from each other. Our house is a masturbation and porn approved zone either one of us can have at it at will!
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they are only hidden when my step son is over lol i really dont wanna have to explain what they are to him and his mother would kill me
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My naughty things are hidden in a drawer by the bed......they are only hidden because I have children and I don't want them running through the house with a vibrator strapped to their forehead like a unicorn!
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i am rather awful at hiding things... I always mean well and end up having to explain.. "It's another massager" ha..

when I was 16... I hid my vibrator in my guitar case. Boxing day Family Party was fun.. I was more interested in my friends and went to the pub.. Whilst Uncle Mike (weirdo he was too) decided to play a tune for the rest of the family..*cringe* need I say more
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My naughty things are hidden in a drawer by the bed......they are only hidden because I have children and I don't want them running through the house with a vibrator strapped to their forehead like a unicorn!


I hate when that happens!

Same here - I keep the vibe in a similar place, although my daughter is now getting old enough to stop snooping. But you never know....
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Bedside drawer, but previously in a velvet bag under my bed (I had a nosy roommate).

How often I indulge can be all over the map.

I do have to say that I finally went off the birth control pill 8 months ago, and I find I am SO much more in tune with my body now. When I am ovulating I literally could just stay in bed for about 3 days and have nonstop sex. It's ALL I can think about, bordering on being distracting to my regular life!! I need to have the toys handy if I can't have the real thing during that time. The BC pill really acts like an anti-depressant on a woman's sexuality. For years I was just feeling the same - very steady desires all month.
Now I am off the charts insatiable! Interesting thing to try if you've been on the pill for a long time.
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i have a special box with a lock on it. i masturbate as often as possible 3-4 times a day hell i love myself
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LOL, I own a sex shop... so hiding is a big WATEVA!!! In truth, I've gotta sell the toys everday, so I'd just rather use my good ole boyfriend... *hint hint* LOL...
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Mine are in bedside drawer,nowhere else to store them lol.
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I was at a friend's house at a formal grown up style party. And there was some little kids running around. They must have been about 3 years old. So everyone is standing around the living room talking about some boring shit and the kids run in holding a bottle of this below.



It was the cherry one and they had squeezed that shit all over themselves and they ran in waving the bottle around. The lady of the house looked fucking mortified... It was HILARIOUS. Especially cause all the ladies were all gung-ho about running over there to clean off the kids and carefully inspect the bottle to make sure it wasn't poisonous or something. Then the look on each one of their faces was priceless as they realized it was for making dick taste like fucking cherries.

Her hiding place must have sucked.
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My naughty things are hidden in a drawer by the bed......they are only hidden because I have children and I don't want them running through the house with a vibrator strapped to their forehead like a unicorn!


Now I understand why my mom got so mad at me that day when I ran thru the livingroom while her exercise group was there. I do know I learn a few new cuss words.
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Bedside drawers were the hiding place for my assorted glass toys, but nothings safe from nosy adolescent sons, who confessed in later life they found all my goodies including my large erotic reading library , before I discovered Internet lol
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i am rather awful at hiding things... I always mean well and end up having to explain.. "It's another massager" ha..

when I was 16... I hid my vibrator in my guitar case. Boxing day Family Party was fun.. I was more interested in my friends and went to the pub.. Whilst Uncle Mike (weirdo he was too) decided to play a tune for the rest of the family..*cringe* need I say more


How the hell did you answer that?!!
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I keep my toys in my night stand next to my bed. And as far as how often I masturbate, it varies but on average at least once a day, rarely a day goes by that I don't. And the more sex I have, the more I seem to masturbate too. Anyone else like that?
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I masturbate several times a day - sometimes more, sometimes less. Sometimes with toys but usually not.

My glass toys are kept in a plastic container in my closet. My realistic ones are in my bedroom drawer.
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Toys are all hidden in a box underneath my nightstand.
Prolific Writer
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My toys are kept in my bottom draw in my chest in my room. However, I do have them hidden around the house for times when I need to get at them....

Lol...
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My toys are kept in my bottom draw in my chest in my room. However, I do have them hidden around the house for times when I need to get at them....

Lol...
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I don't hide them, cos I was living alone, now I live with my boyfriend. I keep them in their own plastic box, under the bed. A little storage unit thing. smile
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