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WellMadeMale
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Would you go without sexual relations (with another human) of any kind - for an entire year for $100,000 USD....tax free?

Self masturbation is allowed....but $1000.00 is deducted from your account each and every time you punch the clown or reach for your rabbit.

This is open to all - virgins, swingers, sex-addicts, weekend warriors.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Dancing_Doll
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No... but I'd do it for $500K...

Incidentally, are there any deductions if you orgasm in your dreams?! There's no way you can control where the sand-man takes you when you sleep... I find this happens quite often for me... I'm not doing anything physically (nor am I in a position where anything is touching or rubbing against me).. its purely all in my head. But the orgasms do wake me up.

If there are deductions for that, then I'd need the $500K to make it all worthwhile, cause the funds would probably start dwindling pretty fast... lol
sassycheergirl
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I would try to, but i would end up with nothing...
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Sassy
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Easy to answer for me HELL YEAH!!!!
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Been there and done that, mores the pity, not through choice, can I have the money now?
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All I can say is where's my money!?!?! LOL Yes i can.
ducky69
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I think I could make it or at least try....So how and who would be the judge, they would have to watch you every second of the day.....
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I'd do it and on day 366, I'd throw a hell of an orgy for all of you in the Bahamas, with Tech Goddess under me, I mean, at my side.



I hope you don't mind flying.
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Quote by WellMadeMale
Would you go without sexual relations (with another human) of any kind - for an entire year for $100,000 USD....tax free?

Self masturbation is allowed....but $1000.00 is deducted from your account each and every time you punch the clown or reach for your rabbit.

This is open to all - virgins, swingers, sex-addicts, weekend warriors.


So you are talking masturbation culminating in an orgasm? Non-orgasmic masturbation wouldn't count then, I assume.

I definitely could take the challenge either way
nicola
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Sure, wouldn't make much difference to my lifestyle

I gest. I could probably go without for a year, 100K gets you a quarter of a house. Heck, I could probably go 4 or 5 years without, there's plenty of time to make up for it afterwards.
LadyX
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No way. I will make money another way lol. I can't do without every kind of sex.
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Hell yeah! Where's my 100K?
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Of course.

And for those that are considering the challenge, will only charge a small yearly fee to ensure you do not slip up.

Have my ways...
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I could, but my wife would begin to suspect something was up after a week. If I let her in on the prospect, I suppose she would support it; After all, she's not the one being billed for twitching rabbit ears. I would also need to put my Fleshlight in a locked case and stop reading and writing erotica. For that matter I would need to stop the porn watching all together ... no need to crank up the blue ball express during this exercise. Which leaves me alone in the house with an extremely horny wife -- trying to focus on NOT having sex. For the sake of the money; to take the pressure off of me, and to mitigate her insatiable hunger for the grinding action of muscular thighs pressed against her ass, I would probably need to hire out a professional. Somebody (or somebodies?) to service her, under my direction. While I am sequestered. A surrogate husband.

The Surrogate Husband ... Hmmmm ... sounds like the start of a story. (Runs off to write the idea down in his story blog.)

EDIT: I did run off and outline the story (novella) on my blog (listed in my sig). I didn't want to plug up this space with the tangent ramblings, but would be interested if anybody thought this was worth pursuing? The Surrogate Husband: A husband, a wife, $500,000 and a chastity device. Not your typical cuckold story?
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sure, why not?
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Quote by WellMadeMale
Self masturbation is allowed....but $1000.00 is deducted from your account each and every time you punch the clown or reach for your rabbit.


Really? What if I agree but in the end I masturbate too many times? Do I have to pay back money if I exceed 100 self pleasure sessions within one year? Or am I just no longer eligible for any money at all?


Jill, you and I would probably end up owing them money!! hehehehe

Yes, I could and have done it, now pay up!!
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I'd do it and on day 366, I'd throw a hell of an orgy for all of you in the Bahamas, with Tech Goddess under me, I mean, at my side.



I hope you don't mind flying.



Love the plane, Rocco.... can I use that as a logo??
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Lol.. the easy answer.... of course.
If this were to ever happen, I think it's best not to have a count down... because then the anticipation devil kicks in... and then.. BAM.. he says "give it to me now!"
And your prized possessions would start sending signals to want to be relieved... if you can learn to ignore those little bumps in your road to $100,000, i think it's very possible no matter how many nymphos or nymphettes beg to differ lol silly
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I think I'd be able to do it, especially for $100,000. It'd be hard (no pun intended), but I'm sure I could do it.
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HELL FUCK NO. The six weeks after the baby was born about killed me, and i didnt go 6 weeks but momma did. Well not quite 6 weeks for her, self pleasure got me thru it. LOL
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chrscllngs
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just get married to my wife, you'll do it, but it'll cost you lots!
ChelleLaBelle
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I could do it!!!!!! Where's my money!?!?!??!
OrionTat
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I wouldn't however cause with the -1000 per masturbation I would use up all the money in a week :/
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I wouldn't however cause with the -1000 per masturbation I would use up all the money in a week :/


Don't worry....somebody will send you a bill for what you owe!
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I could, but my wife would begin to suspect something was up after a week. If I let her in on the prospect, I suppose she would support it; After all, she's not the one being billed for twitching rabbit ears. I would also need to put my Fleshlight in a locked case and stop reading and writing erotica. For that matter I would need to stop the porn watching all together ... no need to crank up the blue ball express during this exercise. Which leaves me alone in the house with an extremely horny wife -- trying to focus on NOT having sex. For the sake of the money; to take the pressure off of me, and to mitigate her insatiable hunger for the grinding action of muscular thighs pressed against her ass, I would probably need to hire out a professional. Somebody (or somebodies?) to service her, under my direction. While I am sequestered. A surrogate husband.

The Surrogate Husband ... Hmmmm ... sounds like the start of a story. (Runs off to write the idea down in his story blog.)

EDIT: I did run off and outline the story (novella) on my blog (listed in my sig). I didn't want to plug up this space with the tangent ramblings, but would be interested if anybody thought this was worth pursuing? The Surrogate Husband: A husband, a wife, $500,000 and a chastity device. Not your typical cuckold story?


Sounds good, might want to up the stakes though, say a million instead of just 500 000... otherwise whats the point of hiring out.. you'd probably spend most of the money made.. unless you're already wealthy...
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I'm a 37 year-old virgin. I'm sure I can manage another year.
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Not a chance in hell, there's a better chance of me winning th lottery
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Would you go without sexual relations (with another human) of any kind -
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So does that mean I can go visit the sheep in the field next me? Or borrow my neighbours dog?
WellMadeMale
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Would you go without sexual relations (with another human) of any kind -
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So does that mean I can go visit the sheep in the field next me? Or borrow my neighbours dog?


Why not. I know a few men and women who have pets as a substitute for intimacy with human partners. errr
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Hell no. I could probably make it without sex, but not without masturbation.