I'm a fun loving guy.While most times I'm horny I don't just make friends as play things. I'm also a warm funny caring guy at times. I am straight that's the only word that holds any limit to what I would engage in sexually.
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the perfect woman is like a good cricket field two fine legs and a deep gully.
One day a little comes home and tells his mother" mommy today on the bus daddy made give my seat to a very beautiful lady." So the mother praise the boy for being generousbut the boy in turns tells his mother" Mommy i was sitting on daddy's lap."
A guy goes buy a tattoo artist and tattoos a hundred dollar bill to his cock.When he gets home his wife ask where was he, so he tells her. The wife isfurious and ask why did he get that tattoo. He replies 1 "I like to see my money grow." 2" I love money in my hand." and 3" Next time you decide to go shoppingand blow a hundred bucks you can just stay home and suck my cock."
one day a fairly young priest took a nun out to picnic, so they being attracted to each other ended up havingsex under a fairly large tree. up in the tree a guy was smoking a joint, so after the priest had cum and they were dressingthe nun as" father what if i get pregnant?" the priest replies" well sister the man above will take care of it"the man jumps down from the tree and says "not me i never sex no body"
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