Forum posts made by fuckaround66

Topic not for yanks
Posted 17 Jun 2013 02:30

the perfect woman is like a good cricket field two fine legs and a deep gully.

Posted 17 Jun 2013 02:02

One day a little comes home and tells his mother" mommy today on the bus daddy made
give my seat to a very beautiful lady." So the mother praise the boy for being generous
but the boy in turns tells his mother" Mommy i was sitting on daddy's lap."

Topic seeing money grow
Posted 17 Jun 2013 01:46

A guy goes buy a tattoo artist and tattoos a hundred dollar bill to his cock.
When he gets home his wife ask where was he, so he tells her. The wife is
furious and ask why did he get that tattoo. He replies 1 "I like to see my money
grow." 2" I love money in my hand." and 3" Next time you decide to go shopping
and blow a hundred bucks you can just stay home and suck my cock."

Topic a priest and a nun
Posted 17 Jun 2013 01:20

one day a fairly young priest took a nun out to picnic, so they being attracted to each other ended up having
sex under a fairly large tree. up in the tree a guy was smoking a joint, so after the priest had cum and they were dressing
the nun as" father what if i get pregnant?" the priest replies" well sister the man above will take care of it"
the man jumps down from the tree and says "not me i never sex no body"