The author answers a personal ad and strikes gold.
Nothing was looking that good during the afternoon. I was surfing through the personal ads, and, while I enjoy looking at all the fantastic pictures of dicks, nothing was really jumping out at me. The ads were depressingly illiterate, and, after a while, they all started to look the same. "Come JO my really small pinus." (If that's how you spell, your "pinus" is as small as your brain.) ...Read On