About GotYourCakeAndAteIt
Biography

Young British Gent. Music-lover. Disorganised mess. Repressed geek. Occasional Prince Charming. More occasional scoundrel. Amateur writer of smut and bad sexual innuendos involving cakes. Pleased to meet you.

If you have anything nice/naughty/nasty to say about my submissions, or anything else in particular, I'd love to hear from you. I have an extremely busy personal life which sometimes keeps me away from Lush for weeks on end, but I always keep an eye on my inbox.

PS: I apologise for my tendency to write in a weird blend of two very different languages; English (UK) and English (USA).

Name:
Cakey McCakerson
Sex:
Male 
Relationship Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Interests:
A good Sunday roast
White wine
Smooth jazz
Wildly passionate and experimental sex
A good jumper or cardigan
Not necessarily in that order, nor one at a time.
Favorite Books:
Filth - Irvine Welsh
High Fidelity - Nick Hornby
Shade’s Children - Garth Nix
Saxon Stories - Bernard Cornwell
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Series - Douglas Adams
The Harry Potter Series - J. K. Rowling (Because I'm fucking cool)
Favorite Authors:
The authors of all the above. (Highly male dominated, terrible I know. I’m in the process of balancing this...)
Also all of the supremely talented LS authors that I’m following
Favorite Movies:
Gone Girl (The novel's on my reading list)
Inception
The Matrix
Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
(It's easy to see where the inspiration came from for my stories)
Favourite TV Shows:
Just the usual comedies/dramas/epic fantasy involving dragons (You know the one I'm talking about), nothing special.
Favorite Music:
Everything from Etta James to Slipknot via Submotion Orchestra. I made a playlist somewhere over there ---->
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Date Joined:
28 Apr 2014
Last Visit:
08 May 2015
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2,018 times
Friends:
15
Followers:
6
Days in Chat:
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Days on Site:
0
Forum Posts:
30
Stories:
5
Badges:
6
Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Alive or dead, who is your favorite guitarist?
Posted: 01 Jan 2015 06:28

Joe Bonamassa!
(Skip to 1:28 if you're feeling impatient, first solo is at 3:25)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSQwj3s8Y4s

Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 31 Dec 2014 13:24

Close To My Fire - Beth Hart & Joe Bonamassa
Most beautiful song I've ever heard.

Topic: Bedroom Games - Do you play?
Posted: 17 Sep 2014 06:58

Sexy Monopoly (When you go bankrupt you have to pay with your clothes. When you go clothesrupt you have to pay with... favours.)

Topic: How many of you, actually look at the PROFILE of the person you're asking to be friends with?
Posted: 17 Sep 2014 01:54

Isn't this what a profile is for?

Topic: Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted: 11 Sep 2014 14:45

Neighbourhood heard us last night.

Topic: Guys, if you could be a woman for 1 month, what would you do?
Posted: 19 Jun 2014 13:24

I'd do loads of ironing and cooking to see if it evoked a profound sense of fulfillment.

Topic: If you could change sex for a day, what would you do?
Posted: 19 Jun 2014 13:10

(Question for the guys also, but I'm more interested in what the girls have to say)

Haven't been able to find this already posted in the forums, apologies if it's been asked before!

If you could change sex for a day, what would you do?

Topic: Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:
Posted: 19 Jun 2014 11:32

You're gonna have to keep that cast on for four to six weeks... Please stop using kitchen appliances to heat your 'rod', to be honest I'm surprised there's anything left.

Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 18 Jun 2014 14:36

Stay With Me -- Sam Smith

Saw him in Manchester a few days ago, absolutely stunning voice.


Old Pine - Ben Howard

Topic: Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:
Posted: 17 Jun 2014 13:50



I remember you quite well and the photo's lodged with my legal representative are valued at a great deal more than $5,000

Touché.

DOCTOR DOCTOR, YOUR PATIENT APPEARS TO HAVE GONE DELUSIONAL!
GET HER IN A STRAITJACKET ASAP! AND GAG HER TOO!
WHATEVER SHE SAYS ABOUT ME POSING FOR PHOTOS WEARING AGENT PROVOCATEUR AND GETTING MARRIED TO A SMALL MEXICAN PROSTITUTE CALLED PACO, IT'S NOT TRUE!

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Stories Published By GotYourCakeAndAteIt
Caught Red-Handed

“So, gentlemen, how would you like to play this?” Red threw out the question as she checked her wristwatch. Thirty minutes remained until breakout, so long as everything went according to plan, and then she’d be rich enough to consider retirement. For now though, she was locked inside the vault with her two associates. Or her henchmen, as she preferred to think of them. “We sit...

Added 31 Dec 2014 | Category Group Sex | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.7 | Views 8,964

Recommended Read Total Mindfuck

The Valkyrie glided over the city night in silent victory. ‘Mission accomplished!’ Jack declared as he set coordinates to HQ. Vicky laughed and ruffled his hair. ‘Damn straight! Good work out there big shot!’ Jack suppressed a grin as the purple-clad vixen settled into the co-pilot seat, secretly glad she had chosen to sit in the cockpit rather than with Carlos in the hold....

Added 27 May 2014 | Category Supernatural | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 4,712 | 13 Comments

Unwillingly Yours

Matt flopped down on the sofa and flicked through the Friday afternoon selection of mediocre TV. Good workout , he thought . Being the boss did have its perks, but brought along the inevitable tendency to eat away all his ‘Me time’. He enjoyed being a manager for the most part, although it had taken a while to get used to having so many people to shepherd. Today had been one of the...

Added 30 Apr 2014 | Category Cheating | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 12,693 | 10 Comments

Friends Comments
Friends Comments

She
Posted: 12 Mar 2015 14:39

She
Posted: 07 Jan 2015 11:15
Have excellent start in new year! xx

BDSMBarbieDoll
Posted: 01 Dec 2014 19:17


Hugs kisses Happy Birthday.
Lush
Posted: 01 Dec 2014 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

She
Posted: 30 Sep 2014 16:19
Glad you are enjoying your cakes

trinket
Posted: 11 Sep 2014 03:23
Thanks for accepting...again. 😜

She
Posted: 20 Aug 2014 16:40

considering the quality of this cake, I believe I drained my sources

BDSMBarbieDoll
Posted: 11 Aug 2014 01:48





long time no hear! xxxxx

Milik_the_Red
Posted: 09 Aug 2014 03:34

Milik_the_Red
Posted: 02 Aug 2014 22:13
Thank you for your friendship

BDSMBarbieDoll
Posted: 18 Jul 2014 04:28

BDSMBarbieDoll
Posted: 18 Jul 2014 04:27

BDSMBarbieDoll
Posted: 18 Jul 2014 04:26
how are you?

She
Posted: 07 Jul 2014 13:28
You've got your first RR badge!! Congratulations, well deserved one
here, you can celebrate with these

Milik_the_Red
Posted: 07 Jul 2014 03:03

Milik_the_Red
Posted: 25 Jun 2014 02:28
shrpsf
Posted: 19 Jun 2014 20:36
Hey, thank you for the add!

Very cool banners, by the way. Doesn't look amateurish at all xx
Jayne33
Posted: 18 Jun 2014 15:37

She
Posted: 17 Jun 2014 23:24
here, some extra cakes, so you won't take mine!

Milik_the_Red
Posted: 13 Jun 2014 03:05
Just saying hi!
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