About Green_Man


My avatar is not me.

I served in the Navy as a petty officer. Also, in the Army National Guard as a staff sergeant.

Most of my life was spent using computers in some way, whether as an operator, a programmer/analyst, in geographic information systems, or in the military.

My artistic side has emerged recently as I have spent much time in theatre. I enjoy acting, have always been a singer, and have been perfecting my dancing skills.

I'm here to please myself and bring pleasure to others. I accept (almost) all friend offers. I enjoy chatting and getting to know interesting people. I love to flirt and tease.

I am the first person to achieve an Omnium badge, before it was even a badge, writing in all available categories here on Lush.

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It's Complicated
A copse of cottonwoods, Kansas, United States
My main interests at the moment are traveling and the stage.

The theatre is a passion for me. To appear on stage, that is. I have been in seventeen plays in less than five years. I've tried to work on my singing and dancing, as well as acting, to be a worthy triple threat. My last classes were in ballet.

It should be clear that writing is important to me. With over 400 stories and poems I presently have the third highest number of pieces here on Lush. Poetry is especially dear to me. More than half of my pieces here on site are poems in every conceivable format.

And it is readily apparent that I love gathering badges here. It's a pleasure to check them out each day.
Favorite Books:
Pride and Prejudice, Roughing It, In The Best Families, Farewell My Lovely.
Favorite Authors:
Jane Austen, Mark Twain, Rex Stout, Raymond Chandler.
Favorite Movies:
Oh, What a Lovely War, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, April Fools, The Magnificent Seven, The Seven Samurai, Boys on the Side.
Favourite TV Shows:
Favorite Music:
Ennio Morricone, Les Miserables, Georges Delerue, Mumford and Sons, Duffy, Joaquin Rodrigo, fun., Adele, Florence and the Machine, Leonard Cohen, any Baroque (especially Albinoni, Bach, Vivaldi, and Telemann).


Date Joined:
09 Jun 2012
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Posted: 20 Jul 2018 08:06

Happy Birthday Sassy.

Topic: Windows - Looking Out or Looking in - Naughty of Nice
Posted: 19 Jul 2018 08:41


Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 18 Jul 2018 17:50

I see. I dont drink anymore -- but I wanted to see what the forum was like instead of chat. Still waiting on my approval for my first story -- though its really a poem. I honestly think it would have worked better if it were longer, but I had to post *something*

As you will notice I don't "drink" either. I usually drink the coffee produced by Big Bertha each morning. Our usual barkeep is the creator of the bar, Rumpleforeskin. If he is not around whoever arrives first in the morning may start the coffee brewing.

You normally wait longer to have a story or poem approved if you are not a premium member.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 18 Jul 2018 17:41

What on earth is that?

To be perfectly honest I don't know what the ingredients are anymore. I just know it was named for one of our regulars here, BrownCoffee, and the virgin part means it has no alcohol.

But there are lots of other drinks available. Ask and see if you will receive. <img src="/images/emoticons/regaeman.gif" alt="Regaeman Man">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 18 Jul 2018 17:23

Hey all, whats the topic of conversation?

Usually the principle subject for conversing is "what do you want to drink?"

Personally, I'll have a virgin Hannah, Rump man.

Topic: We've published 50,000+ stories and poems!
Posted: 17 Jul 2018 14:58

Is it possible to do one of these by number of views? It looks as if the order would be quite different. Edlangston's 12 million is simply awesome.

It would be much more difficult to do it by views. I got this info by going to "Magnifying glass" at the top of the screen, then clicking on "authors", and then clicking on the "stories" column. Doing it by views is not possible that way, unfortunately. <img src="/images/emoticons/eusa_doh.gif" alt="d&#39;oh!">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 17 Jul 2018 13:39

Thanks dude for buying my free drink. I really appreciate it.

As for my son. Him and I have been planning this for months to surprise the whole family. It went over really well. I left for work and came back with my son. No suspected anything. My wife wanted to kill me afterward for not telling her. But I am ok with it. I love pulling things like this on her.

This is better than great. I'll say this. It's okay to trick the lady if you really come through with the goods. This was the goods for sure, Jim. Best of luck to him.

I'll have a virgin Hannah for a toast to him.

Topic: We've published 50,000+ stories and poems!
Posted: 17 Jul 2018 13:33

Actually, I always thought Rachel would have more than that but I don't really pay that much attention to the stats. Had to check to even see what I'm up to. I have 42 stories and I'm tempted to leave it there for a while. Fans of Douglas Adams will know why. <img src="/images/emoticons/regaeman.gif" alt="Regaeman Man">

Yes, I understand that completely. Almost makes me want to delete lots of my stuff just to get back to 42 again. <img src="/images/emoticons/icon_flower.gif" alt="flower"> That's my "answer" and I'll stick to it. <img src="/images/emoticons/rocking.gif" alt="rocking">

Topic: We've published 50,000+ stories and poems!
Posted: 17 Jul 2018 13:07

You only posted that because you're third, didn't you?

You got me, dude. <img src="/images/emoticons/regaeman.gif" alt="Regaeman Man"> Hahahahahahaha.....

Actually, and this is the truth, I wanted to get it up because Sprite was listed on it at number 20. I just love that spritely lady. <img src="/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed">

And, as always, my bestie, Mysteria27 is right there at number two. =d&gt;

Topic: We've published 50,000+ stories and poems!
Posted: 17 Jul 2018 11:11

I thought it would be cool to show the top twenty contributors to that number of stories and poems. Sorry it came out wonky. <img src="/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed">

Rank           Username                     No. of stories                     No. of views

1                 Adagio                               879                                  1,684,023
2                Mysteria27                          810                                  9,664,147
3                Green_Man                        495                                   2,682,408
4                kornslayer1                         433                                  5,460,108
5                elliotlacey31                        391                                     343,266
6                Master_Jonathon                378                                   5,206,108
7                Darkside                              229                                   2,246,908  
8                Bunny12                              223                                   1,631,909
9                edlangston                           219                                 12,097,132
10              angieseeroticpen                 215                                    3,892,691
11              CommunicationDirectr         215                                    2,876,271
12              Nordic_Pixie                        200                                        244,853
13              Banes1                                186                                    2,456,081
14              davedax97                           184                                    1,195,372
15              Tuppie                                  183                                    1,388,524
16               Peter242                              170                                    4,324,113
17               Poppet                                 162                                    3,628,818
18               RejectReality                       160                                     1,843,878
19               DanielleX                             157                                     3,627,749
20               sprite                                    151                                     1,775,534

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Stories Published By Green_Man All Stories »

The Smile That Tells It All

It's really just the smile That tells it all. A smile that seems transcendent To our core. Complete fulfillment,  Existential bliss  For every beating heart that feels its Glow. A happy smile of joy and sweet delight That spins our moods from blueness   Into glee. To utter satisfaction with this life. Such smiles Are bringers of a glowing light. Of sunshine,  Exultation for  Each life. ...

Added 17 Jun 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 18 | Avg Score 5 | Views 249 | 17 Comments

Huckleberry Wine

In huckleberry wine they soared  Serenely and rhapsodically Among the gracefully delectable scents of lavender Tripping in pulchritude laden steps of bliss Singing out melodically trembling notes Spinning stunning arabesques of wonder Sipping ambrosial offerings From the goblets of the gods Touching hands Fingertips Beatific smiles of serenity To the veneration of all future desires ...

Added 05 Jun 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 12 | Avg Score 5 | Views 232 | 10 Comments

Peen Goes To The Mall

Peen was people watching. He nodded companionably at each person that passed by. It was nice and pleasant here in the mall. He had seen several groups of old folks working their arms and legs as they pounded out a mile or two around the circuit of the shopping center. He pretty much ignored them with a quirky smile. But the gaggles of girls were more fun to see as they giggled down the...

Added 01 Jun 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 1,401 | 12 Comments

That Thing I Do

You know that thing I do You know that thing That sets your heart to beating Thump...thump...pounding pulse In time with mine That sets your legs to trembling Shake...shake...shivery quake In time with mine That sets your breast to heaving Sigh...sigh...shuddering breath In time with mine That thing I do So often when you writhe So close to where my fingertips May touch That thing I do...

Added 25 May 2018 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 16 | Avg Score 5 | Views 495 | 14 Comments

Peen Watches Television

Peen was in the day room watching television. He laughed at the antics of The Three Stooges. It was in the early afternoon and there were not a lot of other men around. Most people were on duty at this time. He was on sick leave because of a twisted ankle. The doc had given him a chit to get out of duty that morning at sick call. He popped some salted Spanish peanuts into his mouth and...

Added 19 May 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 14 | Avg Score 5 | Views 985 | 13 Comments

Starlight, Starbright

You are the starlight in my starless night.  The moonglow in my wine. My eyes slowly droop Under the cover of the ersatz forgetfulness and sedation,  Deep into my slumbrus abode, To my nightly home where I restlessly drowse,  We are together. Where the stars fill my heart  Not the sky. Glittering on the backs of eyelids. That is you. The starlight in my starless, coal-black night. As...

Added 10 May 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 13 | Avg Score 5 | Views 245 | 13 Comments

The Simple Wondrous Touch

My darling at my side, she feels my giddy pride, The singing of the wheels a serenade As the touch of mystery joins we two together once again, Double digits frolic...            who knows where or when. Mariachi music infuses the air with lighthearted mirthful Whimsy, With exuberance, With prankish joy. The touch of the digits expands our gaiety galore...            much more and more....

Added 08 May 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 16 | Avg Score 5 | Views 298 | 13 Comments

Recommended Read Pancakes, Greyhounds, and Virgins

All of us have secrets. We might wear an intangible mask to hide something we think is shameful. Something that we fear would give others reason to mock us, to laugh at us, to expose us as one not really worthy of admiration. We wear that mask to hide a simple truth when it might not even matter at all. How often we fear exposing what is truly of little concern in the broader landscape of...

Added 05 May 2018 | Category College Sex | Votes 26 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,581 | 23 Comments

The Tree of Life

Mulberry trees (Morus spp.) are a species that are gender fluid—they may first be male, then female, then change back again. You can find individual mulberry trees that are dioecious—with only male flowers or only female flowers. But right next to such a tree might be a monoecious specimen, bearing both male or female flowers. And to add another veil of intrigue, sometimes...

Added 23 Apr 2018 | Category Monster Sex | Votes 16 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,646 | 14 Comments

It's Only Just a Fantasy

Carlita lost her virginity to a boyfriend after the junior prom. It wasn't so bad. At least, she was pretty sure she came when Freddy was coming inside of her. And she made sure he used the condom she forced him to buy at the Walgreen's on the way to the dance. It did kind of feel the same as when she touched herself in her room late at night. Only she could come a lot harder by herself....

Added 15 Apr 2018 | Category Incest | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 5,064 | 6 Comments

Stories Coauthored By Green_Man

Charity Work

 At fifty-two I like to think I am still in great shape and have my figure intact. I am a loving wife and adore my husband. Our sex life is incredible. I do, however, love sex and orgasms. And every orgasm makes me hornier. This tends to lead me astray, especially when apart from my spouse. I do feel guilty about cheating on my husband but not enough not to do it. I have a newly...

Added 07 May 2018 | Category Cheating | Votes 30 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 7,093 | 18 Comments

A Maid's Bet

I was at my gym working out on a Thursday morning when I ran into Mike. Mike grew up in the house directly behind mine. He was twenty years old and had just finished his sophomore year of college. He has a full ride scholarship as a linebacker at a Division II school. He is six-feet, five-inches, two hundred forty-five pounds, and all muscle. He kept his head completely shaven claiming it...

Added 08 Feb 2018 | Category Interracial | Votes 41 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 16,682 | 22 Comments

Malaysian Gang Bang

It was the finish of a long rough year and I was really feeling it. Although, I really shouldn’t complain. My husband adores me and I adore him. He's a Fortune 500 VP so I want for nothing. I don’t go looking for affairs. However, when he's out of town I seem to attract the predatory type. I do resist but I don't always seem to resist hard enough. I am NOT making excuses, just stating the...

Added 04 Feb 2018 | Category Group Sex | Votes 37 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 13,511 | 25 Comments

Photoshoot gets out of hand

This is her favorite way of being seduced. Step by step. As one thing leads into another, one after the other.  Her wedding anniversary is coming up and she wants to do something special and sexy for her husband. She works out three to five days a week, and at least two of those workouts is with a trainer, so she stays fit. She has a wonderfully sexy body for a forty-nine year old lady....

Added 05 Dec 2017 | Category Seduction | Votes 50 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 17,700 | 29 Comments

My Son's Black Roommate

I was a forty-six year old trophy wife, even if I do say so myself. I work out three to five days a week to stay fit. I am five-feet-four inches tall and I have a 36D 28 34 body shape. My husband is a senior vice-president for a Fortune 500 company and he travels a lot. Recently he left on one of his week long trips. I decided to visit my son, Mike, at his college where he is a senior. I took...

Added 21 Nov 2017 | Category MILF | Votes 80 | Avg Score 4.81 | Views 40,279 | 48 Comments

Coming Home; Part One

For nearly four generations this house here on Jackson Forge had been the home of my father's father, and my father. Not much to look at. An 1800's log cabin with a cobblestone walkway, a stone chimney, and a roof made of neglected tree bark. Surrounded by dense brush and briers. Looked more like a house on those cheesy b-roll movies where the family living in it likes to make love with...

Added 01 Nov 2017 | Category Love Stories | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,454 | 5 Comments

The Bluebirds in My Heart

There's a bluebird in my heart that Wants to get out,  But I'm too tough for him, I say, stay in there, I'm not going To let anybody see You - Charles Bukowski -    When loneliness became a part of me In such a way that others could not see. My heart forgot to feel, it hurt so much, And locked itself up tight against a touch. The bluebirds came to nest, they lost their way. They...

Added 24 Jan 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 737 | 25 Comments

My Lover Of The Night

When I was in my late teens, he visited me in my sleep, often. The very first time was the night I turned sixteen years of age. I've always thought that he was my birthday present from the universe, celebrating my emergence into womanhood. I felt like I had known him all my life. I became familiar with all his physical attributes and his presence in the air every time he came to visit at...

Added 07 May 2017 | Category Supernatural | Votes 25 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 3,791 | 23 Comments

Run for Cover

  Better run for cover Better hide your heart Once you start to love her You’re never gonna stop   Shining like a diamond Precious jewel of lust Singing out a melody Gliding into the room   Charming all the stars Hypnotizing the moon Electrifying your body Taking over your soul   No one can deny her No one wishes to Better run for cover She’s gonna win your heart...

Added 08 Jul 2015 | Category Love Poems | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 1,261 | 27 Comments

eBooks Published By Green_Man

Paisajes De La Lujuria (Spanish Edition)
Paisajes De La Lujuria (Spanish Edition)

Esta colección de cuentos eróticos abarca varias categorías de conductas sensuales. Incluye historias heterosexuales, lesbianas, bisexuales, y sexo oral. Está dirigido a un público adulto y maduro. Ninguna persona menor de 18 años debe estar leyendo esta...

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