About gruffman76


Not usually that gruff... just a name.
I'm not good with written words - I can write but its not playing to my strengths.
So on here I much prefer to read others great stories - much better than I could do.
If I'm online feel free to chat, I'm not here to hurt anyone.

Have you ever read the t-shirts that say "If it's got wheels or boobs you're going to have trouble with it!" I like it.
It's a quick summary of me. I love all sorts of cars & bikes to various degrees - even the odd truck. And with women I have a varied interest.

I don't expect any ladies to actually read this. I assume that every half decent looking female here would be swamped by humourless drooling men attempting to seduce them with tactless advances.
But here goes.

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2000, New South Wales, Australia
Local Time:
23 Apr 2018 10:13
Cars, Bikes... hang on where am I...

Boobs, Bums, Legs & Tumms.
Smiles, curves, beating lashes, hidden stashes.
As they say sugar & spice & all things nice!

The softness of her touch, the intoxicating smells from her hair and skin. The quiet noises she makes when I make her feel good. Her muscles relaxing, limbs extending, anticipation building... Adrenaline following, heart pounding... Ahh good times.

I like the outdoors, I ride a MTB & A Duc but not together. I keep fit but not obsessively. I have a dog, a tuff dog not a toy one.
Favorite Books:
I don't know, I'm easily hooked.
I guess any book that a short arse uses to see over the dash is a good book.
As a young teen I saw a book/magazine called 200 pages of sucking and fucking - those images have stayed with me.
Favorite Authors:
Who wrote Batman?
Favorite Movies:
Action Adventure
Sci Fi to a degree
Drama if it's not too slow
Sorry to say but even the odd Rom Com...

Just no horror or scary stuff.
Favorite Music:
Laid back stuff
90s rock from teens
60s heaps of 60s


Date Joined:
22 Jul 2012
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Topic: Does it hurt if a guy goes too long without ejactulating?
Posted: 29 Dec 2013 06:11

normally no its all ok. guys whack off or nature plays its part while you sleep. but if there has been too much arousal with no release then sore blue balls are the order of the day!

Topic: He's married, I am single....he is not making enough time for me....should I bail out or stick w
Posted: 29 Dec 2013 06:03

Bail. swallow that bitter pill & move on

Topic: Guys only please: What would you do if a woman you didn't know came up and started kissing you o
Posted: 29 Dec 2013 05:57

I'd panic. These things don't happen to me!

Topic: What will you do if you were a girl
Posted: 29 Dec 2013 05:53

Publicly I'd strut my stuff & make men weak at the knees.
Privately I'd explore my new body - there's years of catching up to do!

Topic: Why are males so obsessed with anal sex
Posted: 29 Dec 2013 05:43

All males...? Some more than others. I've done it a few times at my partners request - I was happy to help. But I'd stop short of calling it an obsession.

Topic: Would you meet someone from Lush in person?
Posted: 29 Dec 2013 05:26

Maybe. I haven't so far but who knows.

Topic: What's the first thing you look at?
Posted: 06 Apr 2013 22:12

eyes, always the eyes. i try to add a smile

Topic: have you ever done or tried shower sex
Posted: 22 Jan 2013 16:48

yes i have.
in the middle of building a new bathroom with a bigger shower <img src="/images/emoticons/laughing7.gif" alt="laughing6">

Topic: Would being with an older virgin stop you?
Posted: 02 Dec 2012 16:55

No. If I liked you it wouldn't be an issue for me.

Topic: Completely shaven or landing strip?
Posted: 02 Dec 2012 16:53

A little hair. It tells me I'm getting closer...

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