About grumpydesign
Biography

I'm on here for the stories but I also hope to meet and chat with some fun and interesting people who might come my way. Somewhere along the way I got brave enough to start posting some of my own stories so send any complaints or accolades my way if you feel the desire. Feel free to say hi if you want, I'm pretty open and easy to talk to.

Name:
grumpydesign
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Libra
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Interests:
art
movies
music
comics
some video games
Favorite Movies:
Too many to name but I'll give it a try...
Ghostbusters
Indiana Jones and The Raiders of the Lost Ark
Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade
Back to the Future
E.T.
Beverly Hills Cop
Captain America: The First Avenger
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Marvel's The Avengers
Guardians of the Galaxy
Wedding Crashers
Arsenic and Old Lace
It Happened One Night
His Girl Friday
Mr. Smith Goes To Washington
Inception
Batman Begins
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Men Who Stare At Goats
Ocean's Eleven
Star Wars (the original trilogy)
Star Trek (2009)
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Hot Fuzz
The World's End
A Million Ways to Die in the West (yes, I'm amazed I like it too)
The old school Universal monster movies
Favourite TV Shows:
Doctor Who
The IT Crowd
The Flash
Chuck
Supernatural
Arrow
Modern Family
MASH
Smallville
Alias
Friends
Fraiser
Favorite Music:
U2
30 Seconds to Mars
Better Than Ezra
Black Lab
Goo Goo Dolls
Counting Crows
Imagine Dragons
Kings of Leon
90s alternative music
80s pop music
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Date Joined:
08 May 2014
Last Visit:
01 Jul 2015
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Story behind your avatar
Posted: 02 Jun 2015 10:06

I wanted to have a pic of me without it being completely me... so in an odd "Batman" fashion, it's me acting silly at work.Fugly

Topic: when did you masturbate last?
Posted: 02 Jun 2015 08:19

Last night! ;)

Topic: Have you fucked or been fucked at Work or on the premise at Work?
Posted: 28 May 2015 10:22

Not fully fucking in the office, but years back there were a few times where I fooled around after hours in my office with girls since I still lived at home and had no where else to go. Hell, even the day my high school gf and I broke up, we went back to my office and she took off her top so I could play with her breasts one last time. Was never so sad to see breasts in my life...

Topic: Yahoo messenger
Posted: 27 May 2015 15:51



No, it's not just you. I got rid of the app, because the crashing was so frequent. I prefer Kik.

Glad it's not just me. I've also used kik too. I liked the video option on there.

Topic: skype voice sex
Posted: 27 May 2015 13:31

Yes I have and thought the sound quality was amazing compared to just phone. And, yes, I have done the cam option a few times as well. Definitely a fun way to enjoy yourself.

Topic: What is the riskiest place you have ever masturbated?
Posted: 27 May 2015 13:06

In a hallway back in high school because my gf at the time had me so worked up... she put her mouth on me when I came and it turned into the first time I ever came in her mouth.
Also I jerked off on her parents' bed one afternoon while we were together, again, she took me in her mouth when I came.
Beyond that?

In the car during phone sex.
At the office.
In the bathroom at work back in the day.
And in my ex's front yard when she and I hung out one summer afternoon, she let me cum on her stomach.

Topic: Yahoo messenger
Posted: 27 May 2015 12:55

Yes, I did have it for a while on my phone but recently deleted it. It's not a bad way to keep in touch, but I hate how when you send images it can time out on delivery. Maybe that's just my case?

Topic: Have You Ever Been Heartbroken?
Posted: 20 May 2015 06:56

Yes, I've been in love before. The sort of crazy, over the top sort of love that you see in the movies. It was only once that it happened like that for me, but that was more than enough. Never have been able to recapture that feeling ever since but I guess it is nice to know it did happen once.

Topic: Phone sex
Posted: 18 May 2015 13:27

Done it many, many times during my twenties and a few in my thirties. With the right person and the right tone of voice, the right amount of moaning, etc, it's such a sexy way of enjoying yourself rather than just with a story or video. I'm a big fan!

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Stories Published By grumpydesign
Recommended Read Melody

As sad as it is to admit, some days I feel two or three times my age. That's pretty rough to say when you're only in your thirties, but with all the things I've had to do to make sure I hit each and every month's deadlines at work, I sometimes feel like I never shut off. I always seem to be worried about the things I have to deal with in the morning and trying to keep up with the next day's...

Added 29 Jul 2014 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 3,705 | 7 Comments

Melody - Part 2

Golden fingers of sunlight started reaching through the blinds to hit me in my sleepy eyes. I rubbed my eyes and let out a long, slow yawn. After a few quick blinks I looked over to see the musical auburn goddess, Melody, laying sweetly at my side. Her hair was tussled about a little from bed head and, if I'm honest, made her look even sexier than she was from the night before. "Good...

Added 10 Aug 2014 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,887 | 5 Comments

Clara And Shawn - Parts One and Two

Part One: Clara It has been another long, boring day at the university but I am nearly finished with the research for my thesis. Now I only have to pull it all together and write it up. As if that is the easy part! I am sitting in the library staring at my laptop, willing the words to write themselves and thinking about everything but my thesis. I look around the room to see who else is in...

Added 30 Jul 2014 | Category Love Stories | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,598 | 2 Comments

All Because Of A Silk Robe

Ok, I'll admit it. My twenties were one long decade of trying to escape loneliness. After a pretty huge, life-altering breakup just after turning twenty, I found solace online as I licked my emotional wounds. Chat rooms were my escape. I'm sure if I counted up all of the hours I spent slumming around in chat rooms during my early twenties I'd probably have about five years tacked on to the end...

Added 31 Jul 2014 | Category Masturbation | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 5,663 | 4 Comments

The Wingman

Alan sat on his roommate's hand-me-down sofa half watching cartoons on their borrowed 40 inch TV while reading through a stack of comics. He let out a sigh, laying back on the couch as he enjoyed the freedom of his first apartment. Well, it wasn't true freedom since Alan had his roommate, Andy, in his life now. But with how often Andy liked going out over the last month since moving in,...

Added 02 Aug 2014 | Category Masturbation | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 4,523 | 4 Comments

The Wingman - Part 2

"Dude, can you please promise me that you'll try not to give me a lot of shit tonight?" Andy's favor seemed pretty genuine to Alan as they walked down the hallway to Karen's apartment. Alan's smile didn't help Andy's nerves. Considering how much Andy could drive him nuts, Alan loved that he was the one holding the power in this situation. After all, Alan had nothing to lose tonight. Andy...

Added 24 Aug 2014 | Category Novels | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,355 | 2 Comments

The Wingman - Part 3

Alan was restless. The hand-me-down couch wasn't the most comfortable makeshift bed he'd ever laid on. Funny how it was very comfortable when Cassie was cuddling with him not long ago. With all of his history with the big break up and long distance relationships since then, Alan wasn't sure what to do. As much as he thought he was being a gentleman to let her sleep in his bed instead of...

Added 05 Mar 2015 | Category Masturbation | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,756 | 2 Comments

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