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Size Doesn't MatterOnly girls who date guys with small peens are forced to tell this lie. Fortunately, that's not me. My man is well hung and I am satisfied! But nothing can make a small penis shrink in size faster than hearing that dreaded sentence, and she is well aware of that. Hence the need to stretch the truth. Besides, if it bothered her that much then she wouldn't let your tiny man member near her va-jay-jay. You're The BestAre you starting to notice a trend? Most lies girls tell are linked to your man-meat. Because everyone knows that any good relationship is based on telling your guy how awesome he is in bed. She can't very well push you off of her and say "What the hell are you doing?" A girl with any kind of manners at all would never do such a thing. She knows that the best time to talk about your sexual prowess, or lack thereof, is not 5 minutes after you thought you made her climax. Keep in mind, this lie also goes hand in hand with faking an orgasm. Yes, I Had An OrgasmHave I told this lie? Of course. What woman hasn't? But I have to say, most lies leave me feeling guilty, so as I've grown wiser through the years I have started answering my boyfriend with a resounding, "NO." Hey if I didn't orgasm then I didn't orgasm, it's definitely not for a lack of trying on his part. But I will say that 9 out of 10 times ain't bad. Just know that if you weren't rockin' your significant other's world on a regular, then he/she wouldn't be with you. So take this one on the chin. Go, Have Fun With The GuysSure, this one seems harmless enough but nonetheless it is a little white lie. Truth is, your girl wants you to go out and have fun with the guys, just not too much fun. Why? Because it's kind of hard for her to continue her delusion of you being miserable without her if she sees you coming home with a smile plastered on your face and she's not the one who put it there. So go out, have fun with the guys, and enjoy it, just let the first thing out of your mouth when you get home be, "I missed you, babe." I Promise, I Won't Get MadLadies love this one. Guys, don't fall for it. No matter how fervently she promises not to get mad at you. It's a trap. Keep your mouth shut, because the second you spill the beans you can bet your ass, or any other part of your body, that you won't be getting any poon-tang anytime soon. Honestly, I can't tell you why women use this one. I guess it's just so we can get you to fess up to what you did. It gives us more ammunition to use on you later. Forgive And ForgetNow, most guys think that these two go together. If your girlfriend tells you that she forgives you then that's that, the dark cloud has gone and you will never again have to return to that conversation. But that's not what she is thinking. She's thinking, "He's so cute, but damn he's stupid" And just as sure as she's had that thought, months later, when you're sitting on the couch in front of the TV scratching your nads and watching the game, she's going to come in screaming and hollering and whatever that blowout was that you thought was long forgotten will be dredged up and thrown in your face. LMAO...mark my words. I'm Not MadThese are quite possibly the most dangerous three words in the English language. Because if she's saying she's not mad, then it means she's livid. So, why does she keep saying it? She thinks that if she says it enough times it will make it true. But alas, as you and I both know, that's not true. So, I suggest you hide all the things you love and run for cover because it's only a matter of time before her head explodes from all the seething anger coursing through her veins. I don't Know If I Want To Get MarriedShe's LYING! Who the hell doesn't know if they want to get married?! If she ever says this what she's really saying is one of two things; either she wants to get married but is in denial about the fact, or she's scarred that if she admits she wants to tether herself to you it will leave you running for the hills. Any woman who doesn't want to get married will say so flat out, without having to pause to think about it. In this case, just stereotype us. IDK means yes. I Love You Just The Way You AreThis is a huge untruth. Why? Because she wants to change everything about you. Unless you're a flaming meterosexual, then your girlfriend hates your clothes, hates your apartment decor, and thinks you are in desperate need of the kind of makeover only she can give you. Sleep with one eye open guys, or you may wake up in the morning all manscaped. I Love Your FriendsEvery woman knows that if her boyfriend's friends love her then she's home free. And if she really does love your BFFs then good for you, you've found a keeper. But if you see her cringe a bit or her skin crawl at the mere mention of them then you know she's lying. Why would she pretend to love your boys? Well, you just answered your own question. They're your boys! If she doesn't put on this facade then it's going to force you to choose between them and her, and there's a 50/50 chance that she could lose, so...
Watching the days go by, without you in my touch, has me missing you even more. I long for the day you’re back in my arms, holding me as you smooth the hair out my face, kissing me gently. Those tender moments are what I miss the most. I look at the pictures on my bedroom mirror, remembering those times of us smiling and playing around. I hate when I miss you this...
Added 13 May 2010 | Category Love Poems
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You make me so mad, When you move out, I'd be so glad. What is it about me that made you this way? But whatever it is, you still can't stay. I haven't said a mean word towards you, But for some reason, you like to abuse. You do and say what you THINK is cool, Which puts me right in the line of ridicule. I wish you well, I really do, I hope the best of luck comes to you. ...
Added 06 May 2010 | Category Love Poems
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You’re like a drug I need more of you You’re not good for me Yet I keep coming back I can’t have you That drives me wild I chase after you You change directions You intrigue me Your scent Your motivation Always keeps on my feet I wanna quit Just don’t know how Every time I try I crash and burn I relapse Some say I’m hopeless ...
Added 04 Apr 2010 | Category Love Poems
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An empty canvas Left untouched Nobody cares to leave a mark No emotion No future mapped out Just days sitting, collecting dust. Weeks passing, Still untouched Until one day A beautiful man came And painted a pretty picture Filled every space No corner left alone Finally feeling complete Apart of something great That beautiful man Was you....
Added 03 Apr 2010 | Category Love Poems
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My heart smiles The trees sing our song A melody Sweet, but full of meaning My joy Is overflowing So proud, my love has finally come Who knows what the future holds My first love One whom I’ll never forget Your sweet embraces Your loving gestures Everything about you makes me tingle Without you I’m lost In the sea of sadness But...
Added 02 Apr 2010 | Category Love Poems
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