About HappyEndings

Ok... I'm busted and I admit to it.... I am only here to have wanton sex with women that are shameless and insatiable... So sue me!!! LOL

At least I'm honest about it...

Patrick NOYB
Relationship Status:
Florida, United States
Sex, working out, sex, hiking, sex, mountain biking, sex, fishing, sex, hunting, sex, writing, and did I mention sex?
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Favorite Music:
Anything but heavy metal.
Date Joined:
07 Dec 2011
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Topic: meet after cyber sex
Posted: 10 Nov 2015 07:02

I've had up close and personal sex with a total of five women I've met here and it was always a wonderful experience. I think I've had cyber sex with all 5 before meeting but I'm not as clear on that because I don't value cyber nearly as highly or remember it nearly as well as face to face.

The most recent knows who she is and she will always have a special place in my memories and we had some marvelous sex and times together.

Topic: The Great Cunnilingus Survey
Posted: 10 Nov 2015 05:49

1. Why do you like eating pussy? What do you like about it? I like the whole Karma of pleasing the lady and pampering her... It's all about her and not about the man just getting a nut.

2. At what age did you start eating pussy, in relevance to the age at which you lost your virginity? Did performing oral come right away, or later? It was several years before I had my first intercourse after I started oral. The girls were several years older than I and very insistent that I needed to learn in order to be a good lover later. I bought it and I think it really DID make me a better lover later but their motives might have been a little more selfish than teaching me. LOL.

3. When performing oral on a lady, what pubic hair style do you like best? Is it different from your general preferences on the subject? I prefer closely trimmed but shaved/waxed is good too.

4. What can a woman do to make your experience of eating her pussy even better? What can she do to turn you on?
I like a woman to have good hygiene and to be very relaxed about oral sex and sex in general. It's quite hard with self conscious women that don't want anyone seeing their pussy or who are ashamed of oral. My favorite is women that will just take their pants off or pull their skirt/dress up and demand to be pleased... I NEVER turn them down... LOL

5. What can she do to turn you off from eating her pussy?
When they're uptight and nervous about the whole thing it's a turn off unless I'm seducing them and it works fairly quickly...

6. Think of the first time you went down a woman. Did you like it or no? Was your love of cunnilingus immediate, or did that come later?
I've loved it since day one lick one... ;)

7. Have you gone down on a lady in any unusual locations? If so, where? OMG... Too many to list here and some were pretty crazy.... On the hood of a car, in a public restroom, in an elevator, on a picnic table at a park, on a kitchen table in a vacant house to name a few. Pussy licking is where you find it... LOL

8. When a lady moves around a lot while you perform oral on her by actions, including: swirling her hips, legs shaking, pulling your hair, digging her nails into your back, wrapping legs around your head, etc., does this bother you or do you find this distracting at all? Not distracting or bothersome. It just get's me excited...

9. Honestly: do you like the smell/taste of pussy?
I absolutely CRAVE it... If man wasn't meant to eat pussy it wouldn't taste so damned good....

10. Optional: Describe the sexiest or most erotic time you have ever had while going down on a woman. Too many to list and the most erotic time was an off limits time that I can't tell about. Sorry.... Didn't mean to cop out but trust me it still get's me hard just thinking about it and it was years ago.

Topic: What Person, Thing, or Place do you think of most and miss?
Posted: 07 Nov 2015 23:26

Cripple Creek Colorado the way it was before gambling took over.
Sex on a rainy afternoon with nothing to do but explore each other's body.
The taste of a woman's pussy when she is so excited that she's dripping wet.
Blackberry cobbler.
Beefsteak tomatoes fresh from the garden and sweet as candy.
Sex in the back seat of my 67 2+2 Mustang (not kidding)
Red Snapper fresh caught and straight to the table
Pass-A-Grille beach skinny dipping at midnight
Young Love
That first kiss
The first time a girl let me pull her panties down
The last time a woman let me pull her panties down
The first time a girl went down on me
The last time a woman went down on me

NOW!!!! Having said all that I can tell anyone that is still reading this that although I miss all these things, that with certainty today will be the best day of my life and tomorrow will be even better and the day after will be the best yet...

Topic: If You Eat Pussy....
Posted: 11 Oct 2015 05:43

I guess that edging isn't what most of the women that have responded so far are looking for an/or enjoy. Although I would consider anything over an hour a marathon, I have, in fact, performed oral sex on a woman for about 4 hours but she had never had an orgasm before and I gave her my word that I wouldn't stop until she DID have one. WHEW!!! When she finally did I thought I was going to have to call her an ambulance for awhile there... LOL

Yes I agree that most women don't have the patience for hours of edging and prefer to cum several times in that first half hour or so and that's great but edging can build that first few orgasms to epic proportions. It's not for "amateurs" but if a woman is looking for something beyond that Plane Jane orgasm and wants to get into epic, mind blowing, screaming, squirting, sobbing, trembling, thrashing about and sweating profusely type orgasms then it might well take several hours of edging first and a man with an iron jaw and a VERY strong desire to thoroughly please a woman... LOL

The technique must vary widely during these marathon sessions to avoid certain parts such as the clitoris becoming raw and sore and positions will need to be changed to avoid cramping and other forms of pain for both concerned parties but it's worth it in my opinion and the woman will be eternally grateful if it works well....

Topic: Number of Sex Partners a Dealbreaker?
Posted: 02 Oct 2015 03:35

Having a woman that has such a level of sexual hunger is in my mind like finding a unicorn. Keep her? I wouldn't let her get away!!! I don't believe they really exist.

Although I am kind of focusing on one woman right now I can assure you that I've known a few women in my life that had an insatiable sex drive and yes I have been used as a boy toy to satisfy them. Was I embarrassed or damaged by it in any way? NOT!!!! LOL

I admit that it seems to be a fairly rare thing but there ARE women with high sex drives that engage in sex acts with varied partners on a fairly regular basis. I think there are also a LOT of women that have become convinced to hide their sexuality away due to cultural pressures and here on Lush you can find literally hundreds of them... LOL

It's a shame that so many women are intimidated by the fear of being called or thought of as a slut. Until a woman becomes a slut she will never truly understand the enormous joy that comes with frequent sex with multiple partners when you totally surrender to it and it's joys and pleasures.

Remember the old saying "Is it true blondes have more fun?". Well... MY favorite is "Is it true sluts have more fun?"... And of course the answer is a resounding YES!!!

Take musicians for example as a parallel. We all know that it's true that only a bare handful ever make a decent living as musicians and it's only a bare handful of women that actually achieve the true slut status and they're having 90% of all the sexual fun and pleasure that's going around while the rest of the women hide out with their vibrators and stare at their computer or smart phone screens hoping for an orgasm.

There is, of course, the fear of STD's (easily fixed by condoms) and also the legitimate fear of getting hooked up with a predator that won't just be satisfied with some casual sex and the woman ends up on a morgue table like on CSI... YECH!!!

Girls... I'm not saying to drop all your inhibitions and start fucking every Tom, Dick, and Harry that comes your way but keeping that pussy hidden away while you wait for your knight in shining armor to come along isn't working out very well is it? LOL

Dang!!! There I go rambling again... If you're still reading this then you must have absolutely NO life and you should get away from the computer and meet someone new and do something exciting with them like perhaps... drum roll... SEX! ;)

Topic: Going Commando
Posted: 02 Oct 2015 03:00

I live in a college town and the pretty young coeds run around in yoga pants with no panties and seem proud of their camel toes. I can tell you that it keeps my body temperature at around 104 most of the time... LOL

It's actually so rare to see a panti line these days that I remember it for a day or so. Some of the women might be wearing a thong but even thongs leave a telltale "thong line" if you look close enough... Not that I'm looking that close... LOL

I don't think that nearly as many women go pantiless when wearing skirts or dresses but it keeps the men in heat trying to catch a peek so they can find out... ;)

Viva la Commando!!!

By the way.... How about THESE camel toes? ;)


Topic: does size matter??
Posted: 19 Sep 2015 04:34

I'm not a woman but I've had a LOT of women tell me size matters and I finally found proof that size really DOES matter.


Topic: Pissing Inside My Pussy
Posted: 14 Sep 2015 10:59

That's some trick! None of my boyfriends can switch plumbing that quickly! lol After they've cum, it takes them awhile to be able to pee!

I'm certainly not able to pee right away right after I cum and I can't imagine how to pull that one off.... (pun intended)

There are a LOT of people that think that peeing is sexual and there are an untold amount of websites and blogs devoted to just that. I don't get it but am not necessarily turned off or grossed out by it.

Squirting during orgasm by a woman is arguably peeing and it seems that even our medical professionals aren't in agreement about whether it's actually urine or not but I've been engaged in cunnilingus when a woman squirted and I really didn't have a lot of choice but to get it get all over the bed and myself so I swallowed it.

I didn't get sick or anything and really considered it very hot and exciting but to just be peed on doesn't wind my clock or get me all excited sexually but then again I haven't tried it. LOL

I guess to each his or her own. There are certainly many other fetishes that are much grosser than pee which is essentially not all that gross if you know what pee actually is and aren't taught that it's nasty.

If you're ever caught in a wilderness situation where water is very scarce then one of the accepted survival techniques is to drink urine. Also there are cultures usually in desert environments where it's quite common.

I guess I'm rambling which I'm often accused of but thought I'd put my 2 cents worth in.....

Topic: Guys only please: What would you do if a woman you didn't know came up and started kissing you o
Posted: 02 Sep 2015 09:51

When I was in my early twenties I was at a party and that exact thing actually happened to me. I had been checking her out and I'm sure she saw me doing it. I was somewhat shy back then and I guess she got tired of waiting for me to make a move.

It was GREAT and we ended up in the back seat of my car making out and it ended up with sex and a short term relationship that lasted a few months off and on.

It hasn't happened to me since but a replay would be nice. ;)

In answer to the question... If she was hot and I was attracted to her I'd welcome it and hope for more than kissing.

OK... I just went back and read the OP's question thoroughly and some of the first responses and I'll add this. If she was ugly I'd pull away and politely thank her. If she was average looking I'd think about it hard and decide what to do. If she was good looking with a nice body I'd be eager to get her in the sack and trying everything to get that working.... LOL

Topic: Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted: 02 Sep 2015 08:12


Pulling or pushing panties down

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