About HappyEndings

Ok... I'm busted and I admit to it.... I am only here to have wanton sex with women that are shameless and insatiable... So sue me!!! LOL

At least I'm honest about it...

Patrick NOYB
Relationship Status:
Florida, United States
Sex, working out, sex, hiking, sex, mountain biking, sex, fishing, sex, hunting, sex, writing, and did I mention sex?
Favorite Books:
Too many to list.
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Favorite Movies:
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Favorite Music:
Anything but heavy metal.
Date Joined:
07 Dec 2011
Last Visit:
02 Oct 2015
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Number of Sex Partners a Dealbreaker?
Posted: 02 Oct 2015 03:35

Having a woman that has such a level of sexual hunger is in my mind like finding a unicorn. Keep her? I wouldn't let her get away!!! I don't believe they really exist.

Although I am kind of focusing on one woman right now I can assure you that I've known a few women in my life that had an insatiable sex drive and yes I have been used as a boy toy to satisfy them. Was I embarrassed or damaged by it in any way? NOT!!!! LOL

I admit that it seems to be a fairly rare thing but there ARE women with high sex drives that engage in sex acts with varied partners on a fairly regular basis. I think there are also a LOT of women that have become convinced to hide their sexuality away due to cultural pressures and here on Lush you can find literally hundreds of them... LOL

It's a shame that so many women are intimidated by the fear of being called or thought of as a slut. Until a woman becomes a slut she will never truly understand the enormous joy that comes with frequent sex with multiple partners when you totally surrender to it and it's joys and pleasures.

Remember the old saying "Is it true blondes have more fun?". Well... MY favorite is "Is it true sluts have more fun?"... And of course the answer is a resounding YES!!!

Take musicians for example as a parallel. We all know that it's true that only a bare handful ever make a decent living as musicians and it's only a bare handful of women that actually achieve the true slut status and they're having 90% of all the sexual fun and pleasure that's going around while the rest of the women hide out with their vibrators and stare at their computer or smart phone screens hoping for an orgasm.

There is, of course, the fear of STD's (easily fixed by condoms) and also the legitimate fear of getting hooked up with a predator that won't just be satisfied with some casual sex and the woman ends up on a morgue table like on CSI... YECH!!!

Girls... I'm not saying to drop all your inhibitions and start fucking every Tom, Dick, and Harry that comes your way but keeping that pussy hidden away while you wait for your knight in shining armor to come along isn't working out very well is it? LOL

Dang!!! There I go rambling again... If you're still reading this then you must have absolutely NO life and you should get away from the computer and meet someone new and do something exciting with them like perhaps... drum roll... SEX! ;)

Topic: Going Commando
Posted: 02 Oct 2015 03:00

I live in a college town and the pretty young coeds run around in yoga pants with no panties and seem proud of their camel toes. I can tell you that it keeps my body temperature at around 104 most of the time... LOL

It's actually so rare to see a panti line these days that I remember it for a day or so. Some of the women might be wearing a thong but even thongs leave a telltale "thong line" if you look close enough... Not that I'm looking that close... LOL

I don't think that nearly as many women go pantiless when wearing skirts or dresses but it keeps the men in heat trying to catch a peek so they can find out... ;)

Viva la Commando!!!

By the way.... How about THESE camel toes? ;)


Topic: does size matter??
Posted: 19 Sep 2015 04:34

I'm not a woman but I've had a LOT of women tell me size matters and I finally found proof that size really DOES matter.


Topic: Pissing Inside My Pussy
Posted: 14 Sep 2015 10:59

That's some trick! None of my boyfriends can switch plumbing that quickly! lol After they've cum, it takes them awhile to be able to pee!

I'm certainly not able to pee right away right after I cum and I can't imagine how to pull that one off.... (pun intended)

There are a LOT of people that think that peeing is sexual and there are an untold amount of websites and blogs devoted to just that. I don't get it but am not necessarily turned off or grossed out by it.

Squirting during orgasm by a woman is arguably peeing and it seems that even our medical professionals aren't in agreement about whether it's actually urine or not but I've been engaged in cunnilingus when a woman squirted and I really didn't have a lot of choice but to get it get all over the bed and myself so I swallowed it.

I didn't get sick or anything and really considered it very hot and exciting but to just be peed on doesn't wind my clock or get me all excited sexually but then again I haven't tried it. LOL

I guess to each his or her own. There are certainly many other fetishes that are much grosser than pee which is essentially not all that gross if you know what pee actually is and aren't taught that it's nasty.

If you're ever caught in a wilderness situation where water is very scarce then one of the accepted survival techniques is to drink urine. Also there are cultures usually in desert environments where it's quite common.

I guess I'm rambling which I'm often accused of but thought I'd put my 2 cents worth in.....

Topic: Guys only please: What would you do if a woman you didn't know came up and started kissing you o
Posted: 02 Sep 2015 09:51

When I was in my early twenties I was at a party and that exact thing actually happened to me. I had been checking her out and I'm sure she saw me doing it. I was somewhat shy back then and I guess she got tired of waiting for me to make a move.

It was GREAT and we ended up in the back seat of my car making out and it ended up with sex and a short term relationship that lasted a few months off and on.

It hasn't happened to me since but a replay would be nice. ;)

In answer to the question... If she was hot and I was attracted to her I'd welcome it and hope for more than kissing.

OK... I just went back and read the OP's question thoroughly and some of the first responses and I'll add this. If she was ugly I'd pull away and politely thank her. If she was average looking I'd think about it hard and decide what to do. If she was good looking with a nice body I'd be eager to get her in the sack and trying everything to get that working.... LOL

Topic: Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted: 02 Sep 2015 08:12


Pulling or pushing panties down

Topic: Is it really possible to grow your penis??
Posted: 02 Sep 2015 02:03

Testosteron pills can have that effect. But it's rare.

More misinformation. If testosterone is administered orally then the liver will quickly become damaged. Testosterone supplementation can only safely be given either as intramuscular injections or as a cream that is rubbed on and that then dissolves through the skin such as Androgel.

Oops.... I forgot that they can also insert testosterone pellets under the skin but that is just a different form of intramuscular delivery like injections.

Testosterone can increase one's sex drive and possibly blood delivery to the penis but the results would be marginal for penis size.

Topic: Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted: 01 Sep 2015 04:35


Hay or Straw on Floor or Ground

Topic: Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted: 31 Aug 2015 07:34


We don't call that moss we call it lichens down south here but I know what you mean....

Let's do long dark hair next.

Topic: Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted: 31 Aug 2015 04:09

Here we are on page 500 of the Lush Matching Photo Game and I'm having FUN!!! ;)


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