About HappyEndings


I guess it's time I updated my profile. I'm living the dream in NW Florida and spending way too much time working and not enough playing. In 2016 I want to get back outdoors where I'm happiest and get back to work on that bucket list. Life is too short to be unhappy or bored.

Now if there were only a cure for my permanent horniness. LOL

Patrick NOYB
Relationship Status:
NW Florida, Florida, United States
Local Time:
12 Dec 2017 20:52
Sex, working out, sex, hiking, sex, mountain biking, sex, fishing, sex, hunting, sex, writing, and did I mention sex?
Favorite Books:
Too many to list.
Favorite Authors:
None in particular
Favorite Movies:
Too many to list.
Favourite TV Shows:
Don't watch TV. Don't even have cable or satellite service.
Favorite Music:
Anything but heavy metal.


Date Joined:
07 Dec 2011
Last Visit:
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Topic: Sensuality
Posted: 06 Dec 2017 01:50


OMG... She shouldn't EVER have a problem getting a date or to have someone take her home. All she'd have to do is stick out that magnificent tongue and people would simply swoon... LOL

Topic: Bed size and relationships. My thoughts, what are yours.
Posted: 30 Nov 2017 12:50

I don't think anyone's mentioned the extra room to have many forms of sex and that's what I like about my king. With other beds (I had a queen for many years) I was always partially hanging off the sides or foot of the bed and since I got a nice king sized bed that's rarely a problem.

I'm a cuddler and I still cuddle before and after sex.

Just one man's experience and opinion.

Topic: Are you gals willing to try new things sexualy even if they sound weird or funny?
Posted: 25 Sep 2017 01:45

The definition of figging was just a google away... Ugh... This doesn't sound like fun... LOL


Topic: Would you let yourself be tied up during sex?
Posted: 25 Sep 2017 01:20

Only if you trust them completely? C'mon guys... Then there's no thrill in not knowing what will happen next.

In order to completely have control taken away from you the option of GIVING control to someone else is taken off the table.

If you want to experience the absolute thrill of being yanked out of your comfort zone and having fear and uncertainty rule your emotions and thoughts then you don't GIVE control to someone else.

When you wake up with the feeling that something isn't quite right and you quickly discover that you are handcuffed and manacled and completely naked and exposed with someone that leans over and hoarsely whispers in your ear that they're going to make you their bitch, then you know the fear and the true surrender as your masculinity is yanked from you like candy from a baby and you're meat to be used and abused.

You and only you are the focus of being beaten and humiliated. You and only you are the object of someone's desire to finally be the boss with absolute authority. The one that handcuffed you is feeling the power they've never before had and it's a heady and exhilarating feeling of finally acquiring that dream situation where they can get back at you for all the times you made them feel helpless and inferior....

It can sometimes take a long time for you to completely surrender as all thoughts of you controlling the situation and getting what you really want slowly melt away and as you become totally submissive.

When you finally arrive at total surrender, then and only then can you experience the feeling of being truly dominated when your only desire is to please your captor and the only sounds you can make are mewling....

You will be dominated and you will be used for someone else's pleasure and guess what? You have a hard on reading this don't you? ;)

Topic: What turns you on about younger girls?
Posted: 03 Sep 2017 01:34

There is a freshness that youth brings to the table that is undeniably attractive.

There is nothing on this planet more beautiful than a young female that is blossoming and discovering her sexuality.

That beauty and freshness fades as the years progress and it quickly becomes fat rolls and disillusionment as women succumb to gravity and discover that men are turned off by what they're becoming.

Some women work out and watch what they eat and stay healthy and forever capture that freshness and beauty of youth but most let themselves go and are forever frustrated that they wasted those years when they were plump with hot sexuality that was a gift from nature and that they don't have the discipline to preserve or recapture it.

Don't get me wrong... I like women of all ages but those that don't take care of themselves are distinctly less appealing.

Before I start hearing the screams that I'm a sexist, let me point out that the same to some degree applies to men.

Topic: When did you know you were submissive?
Posted: 16 Aug 2017 05:01

I'm of the alpha male category and have always been the alpha when having sex but have had a few instances when my sex partners wanted to tie me up and have some fun with a role reversal and I must say that it is very satisfying to be forced to submit when you're normally the dominant one. The tying up takes away the option for me to suddenly become the aggressor.

It can take awhile before I can completely let go and enjoy it but it's probably about the most exciting thing that I experience after I let go and submit.

So when did I discover this? About 20 years ago when I woke up mostly already tied up by a gf that then subjected me to what felt like a few hours of mild torture and some humiliating situations with her bestie gf including face sitting and other embarrassing stuff.

I had so many huge orgasms that I lost track and was a bit shaky and unsure of myself for several hours afterward.

When an alpha lets go and submits there's so much to let go of that if they can relax and let it happen it's simply profound and incredibly exciting.

Topic: would u let a man suck your dick if no one would find out?
Posted: 16 Aug 2017 04:48

I finally gave in to this recently. There is a whole world full of cocksuckers that are just hoping for a big fat juicy cock in their mouths and if you ever let one go down on you then it's pretty hard to resist after that.

If you're well endowed then they'll literally beg you to let them suck you off.

Women just don't seem to be nearly as motivated to suck cock as gay men and many men get all or almost all of their sexual relief from male cocksuckers.

I'm totally straight but the old saying that "a stiff dick has no conscience" applies most of the time. LOL

Men are such dogs eh? LOL

Topic: What are you Complimented most for ??
Posted: 08 Aug 2017 13:17

My big fat cock... Why can't women just like me for my mind?

They all just want to use me... I'm so hurt... ;)

Topic: What is Your Deepest Fear?
Posted: 28 Jul 2017 05:03

It may sound like a brag but I have no "deepest fear"....

But I have likes and dislikes and I dislike people that publicly disrespect others especially when they certainly don't deserve it.

I like people that are kind an show respect for other's opinions even when they sorely disagree with those opinions.

I like people that have a free spirit and have the courage to express their opinions on public forums even if those opinions might earn them ridicule from the trolls.

Topic: African Big Game Trophy Hunting
Posted: 14 Jul 2017 14:48

As soon as I saw the title of this thread I knew there would be a lot of emotion and name calling.

I'm a hunter and although I eat what I hunt, I don't have a problem with hunters legally taking trophy game animals and paying fees that help support game parks and game management. We will soon have our only chance to see game in Africa in game parks. All the decisions to let hunters legally take those animals are made by the people that manage the game and they're fine tuning the population that is being crowded out by the explosion of the human race. That's the biggest problem and a large part of why many species are threatened.

That's the way it is everywhere that I know of that people are still allowed to hunt.

The second biggest problem in Africa is poaching which is WAAAAAY bigger in sheer numbers of animals killed than the few that are legally hunted.

Notice that there was no name calling in this post and that I didn't call anyone a liar or idiot or anything else like that? I just stated my opinion based on the facts I'm aware of. It's called polite discourse.....

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