I have been divorced five years and have no children. And a sporadic sex life. I'm average height, kind of fleshy but not fat, love music and sports. Looking for ladies as well as men. don't be shy, girls.
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Hope it goes well for you. No cricket to take your mind off things, but here's a little story you might enjoy (I didn't write it, Elizabeth).Eighteen months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2010.Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, periodically and without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off..Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2011, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2011, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.Help requested please Regards, Troubled User --------------------------------------------- Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from a Girlfriend application to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run everything. It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 1.2. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.You are right that you cannot go back to Girlfriend 1.2 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under 'Warnings-Alimony/Child Support.'I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation.. I suggest installing the background application 'Yes Dear' to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C: \ APOLOGISE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGISE command before the system will return to normal anyway.Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Overuse of its support programs will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0..WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause catastrophic failure and irreversible damage to the operating system.
Grant certainly was a nice guy, Yvette thought. He was kind and polite. And amusing. She knew all this despite never having had a proper conversation with him. They couldn’t converse, because she spoke only French, he spoke only English and they hadn’t had time to resort to dictionaries or online translators. They had met just two hours earlier and Grant was now massaging her navel with...
Added 24 Mar 2015 | Category Mature
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I was sixteen and a virgin. As someone who people tend to regard as feisty (even if they don’t really know what that means) and sassy, the situation was not to my liking. But what do you do? If no boy wants to fuck you, that’s just too bad. I dressed like any other teenage girl – tight jeans, tops designed to show off my reasonably impressive boobs, and high heels sometimes to give...
Added 09 Dec 2014 | Category First Time
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It was one of those teen/twenty parties, where everyone sits around drinking and smoking weed until no one can really function anymore. That’s how I was, anyhow. I had gone past the stage of dancing and then past the stage of sitting there, listening to the music and thinking ‘wow, this is the best song ever’, until the next one comes on and that is the best song ever. I had duly elected...
Added 10 Oct 2014 | Category Group Sex
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When a guy tells you he’s married, you’ve got to appreciate the honesty. So many will pretend they’re not, but you can usually tell one way one another. So when I met Kell and started getting along with him remarkably well, I was disappointed but grateful at the same time when he announced that he was matrimonially challenged. It didn’t stop him from taking me out for lunch and it didn’t stop...
Added 16 Sep 2014 | Category Bisexual
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This was very different for me. I was naked, in bed, on my back: so far, so normal. But what was above my face was not another face, nor an expectant cock. It wasn’t a man descending onto me to try to get me to lick something. It wasn’t any part of a man. It was a woman’s crotch. To be more specific, it was the aromatic, hairy, untended crotch of my acting tutor. She was a full-bodied...
Added 11 Sep 2014 | Category Lesbian
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Peter was a very nice guy: good looking, intelligent, funny, kind. He was very popular and I was quite flattered that he was interested in me. He would seek me out when I was with friends in bars and at gigs, and talk to me and buy me drinks (I’d buy him drinks too, I hasten to add). I was also very aware that when he thought I wasn’t looking, he would be looking at me with a kind of dreamy...
Added 29 Aug 2014 | Category Group Sex
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Elvira was a cleaner. That wasn’t her only claim to fame, and it wasn’t how she thought of herself, but it’s what she was known as in her home town. She cleaned houses for people with too little time, or inclination, to do it themselves. What she really was was a sensuous woman. Tall, black, nicely put together with sizeable breasts that were her favourite feature. She wasn’t stupid...
Added 14 Aug 2014 | Category Interracial
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