Let's be honest. I'm a middle-age guy trying to have some fun online . . . maybe even in person if the circusmstances are right. I like most mainstream erotica. I don't see the point in bondage. Good sex makes both partners happy.
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I appreciate everyone's honesty. I haven't been give the cell phone brush off directly, just I have observed when I work at the gym, a lot of women seem to reach for the cell phone just as a guy walks by. I'm (obviously) a middle age guy, no one is checking me out. I don't exactly need to have my cell phone handy to suddenly pretend to text someone. I shouldn't say "no one". The other day I got on the rowing machine, pretty soon a woman who is about five years old than me, starts using the machine next to me. She starts chatting me up. For a few minutes I thought she was just the talkative type, thenit dawned on me. she was interested in me. Very odd feeling when the shoe is on the foot.I kinda like it . . would have like it more is she was five years younger and without so much grey hair.
Ladies,Be honest, do you every you ever pretend to use your cell phone, just to show disinterest?
I don't have a picture, but my cat does have OCD. Most mornings I get up, feed him, and put away the dishes from the dishwasher that washed duing the night. He finishes eating aboutthe time I am about done and I let him outside. However, if there are no dishes, I go back to the other side of the house and start my exercise routine. The cat, even though there is a cat door to the outside in the kitchen, will go over the other side of the house and "help' me exercise until I walk back to the kitchen and let him out.
Where I work, the first floor is the lobby, storage etc. Most employees work on the second floor and arrive around 830 a.m. Almost everyone who works on the second enters through the employee entrance and walks thru a short hallway and up the stairs to the second floor. If a younger woman is ahead of me at the entrance door, she almost always holds the door open and motions me to go on ahead. I'm sick and tired of "age" before "beauty". What do I do? I don't like being treated like an old man who can't open a door for himself.
Scuba diving, after a break of many years I'm get re-certified.
we never talked about it, but she said she wants to try everything once, so I think if I tell her its my fantasy she would be willing to give it a try.and yes, one part of me would be angry, jealous, humilliated if she fucks another guy, but still at the same time, it turns me on so much.when I imagine this I always imagine it with a masculine black guy with a huge cock to fuck her really hard and cum inside her, and I have to clean her up, and if they want, clean him up too. I imagine her getting fucked hard, moaning and telling me how bigger he is than me, and he can make her cum many times, and that he will cum so much inside her that he will put a black baby inside her.thats my ideal fantasy... [----I think the dynamic with guys wanting to be a cuckold, has to be about just being a nice guy. A nice guy wants to give his wife a big diamond ring, a big trip to some exotic locale, or simply "a big house" Since few guys can afford these (to express their love) the opt to find a big dick (in dildo form or in the flesh). Few women are completely materialistic, but also very few aren't materialistic at all. The guy recognizing this truth wants (I assume) to get her what "big thing" he can afford. That said, have all the fun you want, but don't have the "bull" father a child for you. That is unfair to the child. All his/her life he/she will be asked you don't look like your father at all.
I'm a creature of habit, when I go the gym, I use the same machine in the second row as I always do. I do this whether the machine in the row in front of me is empty, being used by a man, or being used by a woman. Plenty of times, far too many to be coincidences, if it is young woman on the machine in front of me she leaves quickly. I get it. I'm the old guy, its like working out in front of your father (I get it, but it does get tiresome). However, I thought does the reverse work? Do women pick the machine to work out in front of the hot guy?
Is this Emma Watson? Some how I don't see her as pierced nipple type. Whether or not it is, lose the piercings. It clashes with the class.
I kwow this is "ask the gals" but I wanted to share. I was watching an episode of "sex brought me to the ER". (Yest it is a real show). In this episode the remote gets stuck in the on position and for some reason (I don't remember why) she couldn't get her pants/panties off. The vibe was going off constantly in her pussy all the way into the ER!
My husband used to buy lingerie when we were dating and before our children.We always go out for a nice dinner and usually there is some kind of a gift.He has bought bracelets, flowers and lately just gives me cash.Cash always works....xo Cash? Cash is something you give the high school graduate or a nephew or niece for Christmas.Tell me your size, I'll get you something nice.
True story? You decide A couple of years ago, I decided to lose weight and bought a bike for exercise. A few years later, I got a gym membership. Last Christmas, because I got tired of riding the bike in rush hour I got an elliptical machine. Between the workouts at home and at the gym and the long bike rides, I was, if I do say so myself, turning into middle-aged stud muffin. As I...
Added 28 Jul 2012 | Category Toys
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Note: To fully appreciate this part 2, please read part 1 first. I went to the gallery to pick up Jennifer up for our date. She had Bare Music prominently displayed. She paid me a great compliment by pricing it three times as much as any similar sized painting. Jennifer and I had a wonderful dinner, but I had to call the evening short as I had a rare Saturday morning meeting to attend. ...
Added 11 Feb 2012 | Category Love Stories
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Don’t be turned off by the first paragraph. The old people in the story have nothing to do with the sex; they are just part of the plot. Mom was getting on her years. She sold her house and moved into a nursing home. As she owned the house free and clear she had money to spare. She gifted me ten thousand dollars; the maximum amount allowed by the IRS before a gift of money has to be taxed....
Added 14 Jan 2012 | Category Group Sex
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Note: I wrote this story with a lush friend, who said she gets off watching guys get off. From our emails, it was understood our meeting would not lead to intercourse. It took awhile for her to be assured I would be gentleman and would not try to have sex with her once we got our clothes off. I assured her again and again I would respect whatever limits she set. She was finally convinced...
Added 07 Jun 2011 | Category Quickie Sex
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Author’s note: This is work of fiction. Since she moved in next door, I’ve always been on good terms with my neighbor Claudia. If I went away for the weekend, she would take care of my dog. If she went away I would take of her cat. She was younger than me, about 35, but in great shape. I gave hints from time to time that I wanted to be more than neighbors, but she hinted back that she was...
Added 19 May 2011 | Category Group Sex
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Author’s note: In real life I will be attending a professional conference in San Diego. Each fantasy can be read on its own. I was feeling really good. My presentation went exceptionally well. I was headed back to my hotel room to get ready to celebrate. I wasn’t sure what I was going to do to celebrate. I might hit the town or try out the fancy pool, but first I needed to go back to my...
Added 01 Apr 2011 | Category Straight Sex
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Author’s note: This is the second story I have written about having “fun at the conference” and more are planned. Each story is distinct; the only similarity is that all the stories take place at a professional conference in San Diego in the summer. A conference, in real life, I hope to attend. San Diego is a great place to attend a professional conference. The air is warm, the people...
Added 07 Mar 2011 | Category Straight Sex
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Even though I am a respected, long-term professional employee, I don’t get much in the way of perks. There is no corner office or cute secretary to keep my appointments straight. No office at all, just a cubicle. But once in a while, meaning every three or four years, I do get to attend a professional conference. This year’s conference was in San Diego. This meant besides listening looking...
Added 11 Feb 2011 | Category Straight Sex
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