About Hasabrain2


Let's be honest. I'm a middle-age guy trying to have some fun online . . . maybe even in person if the circusmstances are right. I like most mainstream erotica. I don't see the point in bondage. Good sex makes both partners happy.

California, United States
I often get on Lush during my lunch break. (I live close to work). As I have to get back to work, I'm not always available to chat.
Favorite Books:
I read exclusively non-fiction. Everything from the Dark Emperors (a book about the decadence of ancient Rome) to Stephen Hawking (of "Brief History of Time fame).
Favorite Movies:
I like movies with good dialogue. Whether it is Star Trek or Casablanca I want good dialogue. Action movies are great (I like Jackie Chan espcially) but good diaglogue makes the movie meaningful.
Favorite Music:
Soft rock, some classical music and please don't hate me . . . disco.


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Topic: Tattoos:yes or no?
Posted: 09 Feb 2017 21:32

Tattoos are a real turn off.

Women if you want to attract the "bad boy" get a tramp stamp or other tattoo. But remember "bad boys" often make bad fathers, bad employees
bad drivers, bad credit risks etc.

However, if you have the "Fortune 500" look, you will attract "Fortune 500" guys. A man who know how to treat his clients, suppliers,
subordinates etc., with respect, he will more likely respect you.

Topic: Sexual or non-sexual, what is the last thing you looked up online and where?
Posted: 31 Dec 2016 10:26

Man in the High Castle Season 2

That is one great show isn't it? Complex plot, good acting, great visuals.
The church scene was some powerful cinema.

Topic: Men cleaning up
Posted: 18 Dec 2016 14:34

I just had to add this. Sometime ago, I had really, really bad day at work and having a hot babe for a boss didn't help. When I got home, I got drunk. I usually don't drink on work nights and this was the middle of the week, but like I said I had a really bad day. So after awhile my lady friend and I go back to the bedroom. She hadn't been drinking at all.

Now normally I'm a considerate lover, but that night I was selfish. Realizing I was just thinking about my own pleasure, I dove down between her thighs and licked aggressively. I feel asleep not so after, but woke up a couple of hours later with the saltiest taste in mouth. It took a second of two to recognize why. In the morning, thinking my lady friend felt used, I asked "are you good?" The answer was a very heartfelt, "oh I'm good."


Topic: Guys your feelings on pubic hair on women
Posted: 08 Oct 2016 14:35

Natural, lightly trimmed, or "jet strip" is fine, but just have some. Totally bald . . turn off. Not womanly enough.

Topic: Predicting the Presidential election.
Posted: 25 Aug 2016 19:15

Let's see how accurately Lush members can predict the Presidential election.
Put down who you think will and how many million votes she (or he) will get.

I'll average the results at the end to see how "in tune" Lush members are with the electorate.

To help everyone guess reasonable numbers, here are the numbers from the last two elections:

Obama: 65.9 million Romney 60.9 million
Obama: 69.4 million NcCain 59.9 million

Thank you.

Topic: Sweaters in summer?
Posted: 11 Aug 2016 19:31

I was at the gym the other day. It was a hot day outside and the gym wasn't much that cooler. It had been that hot for days. . . so no surprise forecast.

Something "seemed wrong" with a woman who briefly caught my attention. She had a sweater tied around her waist. Who needs a sweater in such heat?

As summer wore one, I noticed a few more. Are these women really cold? Or do they tie their sweaters around the waist some other reason?

Topic: Pretending to use a cell phone.
Posted: 04 Jun 2016 13:10

I appreciate everyone's honesty. I haven't been give the cell phone brush off directly, just I have observed when I work at the gym, a lot of women seem to
reach for the cell phone just as a guy walks by.

I'm (obviously) a middle age guy, no one is checking me out. I don't exactly need to have my cell phone handy to suddenly pretend to text someone.

I shouldn't say "no one". The other day I got on the rowing machine, pretty soon a woman who is about five years old than me, starts using
the machine next to me. She starts chatting me up. For a few minutes I thought she was just the talkative type, then
it dawned on me. she was interested in me. Very odd feeling when the shoe is on the foot.

I kinda like it . . would have like it more is she was five years younger and without so much grey hair.

Topic: Pretending to use a cell phone.
Posted: 29 May 2016 09:10

Be honest, do you every you ever pretend to use your cell phone, just to show disinterest?

Topic: A little OCD never hurt anyone, right?
Posted: 08 May 2016 15:11

I don't have a picture, but my cat does have OCD. Most mornings I get up, feed him, and put away the dishes from the dishwasher that washed duing the night. He finishes eating about
the time I am about done and I let him outside. However, if there are no dishes, I go back to the other side of the house
and start my exercise routine. The cat, even though there is a cat door to the outside in the kitchen, will go over the other side of
the house and "help' me exercise until I walk back to the kitchen and let him out.

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A present from MaryBeth

True story? You decide A couple of years ago, I decided to lose weight and bought a bike for exercise. A few years later, I got a gym membership. Last Christmas, because I got tired of riding the bike in rush hour I got an elliptical machine. Between the workouts at home and at the gym and the long bike rides, I was, if I do say so myself, turning into middle-aged stud muffin. As I...

Added 28 Jul 2012 | Category Toys | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.29 | Views 12,533 | 2 Comments

Bare Music Part 2

Note: To fully appreciate this part 2, please read part 1 first. I went to the gallery to pick up Jennifer up for our date. She had Bare Music prominently displayed. She paid me a great compliment by pricing it three times as much as any similar sized painting. Jennifer and I had a wonderful dinner, but I had to call the evening short as I had a rare Saturday morning meeting to attend. ...

Added 11 Feb 2012 | Category Love Stories | Votes 1 | Avg Score 4 | Views 1,814 | 1 Comment

Bare music part 1

Don’t be turned off by the first paragraph. The old people in the story have nothing to do with the sex; they are just part of the plot. Mom was getting on her years. She sold her house and moved into a nursing home. As she owned the house free and clear she had money to spare. She gifted me ten thousand dollars; the maximum amount allowed by the IRS before a gift of money has to be taxed....

Added 14 Jan 2012 | Category Group Sex | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.33 | Views 4,344 | 3 Comments

This gentleman always keeps his promise

Note: I wrote this story with a lush friend, who said she gets off watching guys get off. From our emails, it was understood our meeting would not lead to intercourse. It took awhile for her to be assured I would be gentleman and would not try to have sex with her once we got our clothes off. I assured her again and again I would respect whatever limits she set. She was finally convinced...

Added 07 Jun 2011 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 1 | Avg Score 4 | Views 5,059

Coach scores more than a victory

Author’s note: This is work of fiction. Since she moved in next door, I’ve always been on good terms with my neighbor Claudia. If I went away for the weekend, she would take care of my dog. If she went away I would take of her cat. She was younger than me, about 35, but in great shape. I gave hints from time to time that I wanted to be more than neighbors, but she hinted back that she was...

Added 19 May 2011 | Category Group Sex | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 9,798 | 1 Comment

Fun at the conference, Ver. 3.0

Author’s note: In real life I will be attending a professional conference in San Diego. Each fantasy can be read on its own. I was feeling really good. My presentation went exceptionally well. I was headed back to my hotel room to get ready to celebrate. I wasn’t sure what I was going to do to celebrate. I might hit the town or try out the fancy pool, but first I needed to go back to my...

Added 01 Apr 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4 | Views 4,608 | 1 Comment

Fun at the conference Version 2.0

Author’s note: This is the second story I have written about having “fun at the conference” and more are planned. Each story is distinct; the only similarity is that all the stories take place at a professional conference in San Diego in the summer. A conference, in real life, I hope to attend. San Diego is a great place to attend a professional conference. The air is warm, the people...

Added 07 Mar 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,371

The conference

Even though I am a respected, long-term professional employee, I don’t get much in the way of perks. There is no corner office or cute secretary to keep my appointments straight. No office at all, just a cubicle. But once in a while, meaning every three or four years, I do get to attend a professional conference. This year’s conference was in San Diego. This meant besides listening looking...

Added 11 Feb 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4 | Views 3,176 | 1 Comment

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