I'm on Fetlife, however some of the kinks at that site are a definite turn off.

I never did it in a car. I did it in in a small plane once (while in the hangar). It was my uncle's
plane. After we were done, I thought all was well, except just as we were leaving I realized I
had kicked that latch off the fire extinguisher!!.

Here's a story I've wanted to post for awhile, but never found they right forum.

I took ten days driving to "see the USA" on my cross-country to attend graduate school. Of course, I as a student I was watching every dime. I stayed in the cheapest hotels I could find. In one small city (I don't even remember its name) in the Midwest I went to check in at "cheap hotel." The desk clerk (who actually wasn't behind the desk when I arrived) said his credit card reader was down. He would have to take my card to the business next door. He told me how much a room was and I gave him my own and only credit card. I waited. I waited.

Fearing that I just been ripped off, I went to the business next door. Inside there was the desk clerk and a woman. The woman was dressed rather fancy for a cheap Midwest motel. I retrieved my card and out of the corner of my eye saw two women in lingerie. I was so focused on getting my card back, it was not until I got into my room I realized I walked into a brothel.

I did not partake of any the "services" if for not other reason than my parents were literally paying my way to college and the credit card bill was going to them.

I live in a 4 bedroom house with my spouse. We sleep in separate rooms. I also have a corporate apartment with my company

That's a most interesting arrangement. . . . I'd like a corporate apartment.

Still I do get a travel occasionally with work, so I can't complain -- too much.

I am in a very ho hum marriage. My wife and I can sit and watch TV and have a pleasant evening, but sexually she is little to me. She had gastric bypass years ago, has multiple surgical scars from reconstructive surgery, but it still significantly overweight. She hides sweets (I found them looking for a pair of scissors). Because of her weight her knees are shot. She hasn't been on top for years.

However, I live in a nice home, ten minutes from work, in a nice neighborhood, I can walk to he grocery story and bike downtown. The gym I belong to is five minutes a way (she has a membership but has gone maybe twice in two months).

I would divorce her, but I would lose the house, have to pay and arm and a leg in alimony and would have a huge commute because I couldn't afford to live anywhere near work.

We have one away in college, and soon another. Even in-state the tuition bill is ridiculous . . .

Sorry to be a downer, but that what I live everyday. Thanks for reading this post.

When you are on a first real date (I mean date not just meeting for coffee) with a guy, do you expect him to pay? Or is there my equality in dating now?

He has been admired by millions.

I have gym membership in a local chain of gyms. I usually go to the gym near home, but once in a while because of work, I use the gym in a nearby city.
Sometimes, usually at the end of my workout (when to be honest I'm a little sweaty) gets on a treadmill in the front row of machines. (I prefer the elipitical machines in the second row). She doesn't wear a ring and we have smile at each other in the mirror.
How do I introduce myself without it being awkward? I can't hang around for her to end her work out as I have to get back to work.

I don't have a picture to post. I just wanted my profile pic to show as it fit the category. Comments welcome.
(See my profile for one more).

I agree with the no-means-no sentiment of some users, but if your are willing to risk
the relationship, suggest a threesome. . . with a guy you know to be bi. Add some wine.
However, be careful what you wish for, sometimes the idea is better than reality.

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Added 07 Mar 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,900

Even though I am a respected, long-term professional employee, I don’t get much in the way of perks. There is no corner office or cute secretary to keep my appointments straight. No office at all, just a cubicle. But once in a while, meaning every three or four years, I do get to attend a professional conference. This year’s conference was in San Diego. This meant besides listening looking...

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