About Hasabrain2

Let's be honest. I'm a middle-age guy trying to have some fun online . . . maybe even in person if the circusmstances are right. I like most mainstream erotica. I don't see the point in bondage. Good sex makes both partners happy.

California, United States
I often get on Lush during my lunch break. (I live close to work). As I have to get back to work, I'm not always available to chat.
Favorite Books:
I read exclusively non-fiction. Everything from the Dark Emperors (a book about the decadence of ancient Rome) to Stephen Hawking (of "Brief History of Time fame).
Favorite Movies:
I like movies with good dialogue. Whether it is Star Trek or Casablanca I want good dialogue. Action movies are great (I like Jackie Chan espcially) but good diaglogue makes the movie meaningful.
Favorite Music:
Soft rock, some classical music and please don't hate me . . . disco.
Date Joined:
01 Feb 2011
Last Visit:
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted: 31 Mar 2015 13:04

Not many guys are brave enough like Jacob to wear briefs like that.

Topic: Have You Ever Insulted A Stranger Because of Their Looks?
Posted: 28 Mar 2015 15:43

I have to confess that, inadvertently, I insulted someone on Lush. I said that she looked like Madeleine Albright (the former Secretary of State if you don't remember). I was just noting the resemblance, nothing more.

Ok Madeleine Albright is not Michelle Obama (without the bald look she had on Jeopardy) but they are both smart women. In my book a "hot blonde (or brunette)" who is ignorant and/or self-centered is a turn-off.

Topic: guys do you like to be called daddy by a girl during sex or general or both
Posted: 12 Mar 2015 13:11

Absolutely not.

Topic: Are you on Fetlife?
Posted: 01 Mar 2015 16:12

While I am on FetLife, on a scale of 1-10, on average the women of Lush are two points
ahead of the women on FetLife.

Topic: Are you on Fetlife?
Posted: 21 Feb 2015 08:12

I'm on Fetlife, however some of the kinks at that site are a definite turn off.

Topic: First car you fucked in?
Posted: 16 Feb 2015 11:14

I never did it in a car. I did it in in a small plane once (while in the hangar). It was my uncle's
plane. After we were done, I thought all was well, except just as we were leaving I realized I
had kicked that latch off the fire extinguisher!!.

Topic: Escort services
Posted: 31 Jan 2015 10:11

Here's a story I've wanted to post for awhile, but never found they right forum.

I took ten days driving to "see the USA" on my cross-country to attend graduate school. Of course, I as a student I was watching every dime. I stayed in the cheapest hotels I could find. In one small city (I don't even remember its name) in the Midwest I went to check in at "cheap hotel." The desk clerk (who actually wasn't behind the desk when I arrived) said his credit card reader was down. He would have to take my card to the business next door. He told me how much a room was and I gave him my own and only credit card. I waited. I waited.

Fearing that I just been ripped off, I went to the business next door. Inside there was the desk clerk and a woman. The woman was dressed rather fancy for a cheap Midwest motel. I retrieved my card and out of the corner of my eye saw two women in lingerie. I was so focused on getting my card back, it was not until I got into my room I realized I walked into a brothel.

I did not partake of any the "services" if for not other reason than my parents were literally paying my way to college and the credit card bill was going to them.

Topic: What is your living situation?
Posted: 28 Jan 2015 12:49

I live in a 4 bedroom house with my spouse. We sleep in separate rooms. I also have a corporate apartment with my company

That's a most interesting arrangement. . . . I'd like a corporate apartment.

Still I do get a travel occasionally with work, so I can't complain -- too much.

Topic: What is your living situation?
Posted: 22 Jan 2015 18:54

I am in a very ho hum marriage. My wife and I can sit and watch TV and have a pleasant evening, but sexually she is little to me. She had gastric bypass years ago, has multiple surgical scars from reconstructive surgery, but it still significantly overweight. She hides sweets (I found them looking for a pair of scissors). Because of her weight her knees are shot. She hasn't been on top for years.

However, I live in a nice home, ten minutes from work, in a nice neighborhood, I can walk to he grocery story and bike downtown. The gym I belong to is five minutes a way (she has a membership but has gone maybe twice in two months).

I would divorce her, but I would lose the house, have to pay and arm and a leg in alimony and would have a huge commute because I couldn't afford to live anywhere near work.

We have one away in college, and soon another. Even in-state the tuition bill is ridiculous . . .

Sorry to be a downer, but that what I live everyday. Thanks for reading this post.

Topic: First date
Posted: 28 Dec 2014 17:53

When you are on a first real date (I mean date not just meeting for coffee) with a guy, do you expect him to pay? Or is there my equality in dating now?

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A present from MaryBeth

True story? You decide A couple of years ago, I decided to lose weight and bought a bike for exercise. A few years later, I got a gym membership. Last Christmas, because I got tired of riding the bike in rush hour I got an elliptical machine. Between the workouts at home and at the gym and the long bike rides, I was, if I do say so myself, turning into middle-aged stud muffin. As I...

Added 28 Jul 2012 | Category Toys | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4 | Views 9,733 | 1 Comment

Bare Music Part 2

Note: To fully appreciate this part 2, please read part 1 first. I went to the gallery to pick up Jennifer up for our date. She had Bare Music prominently displayed. She paid me a great compliment by pricing it three times as much as any similar sized painting. Jennifer and I had a wonderful dinner, but I had to call the evening short as I had a rare Saturday morning meeting to attend. ...

Added 11 Feb 2012 | Category Love Stories | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 1,178

Bare music part 1

Don’t be turned off by the first paragraph. The old people in the story have nothing to do with the sex; they are just part of the plot. Mom was getting on her years. She sold her house and moved into a nursing home. As she owned the house free and clear she had money to spare. She gifted me ten thousand dollars; the maximum amount allowed by the IRS before a gift of money has to be taxed....

Added 14 Jan 2012 | Category Group Sex | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.3 | Views 3,430 | 1 Comment

This gentleman always keeps his promise

Note: I wrote this story with a lush friend, who said she gets off watching guys get off. From our emails, it was understood our meeting would not lead to intercourse. It took awhile for her to be assured I would be gentleman and would not try to have sex with her once we got our clothes off. I assured her again and again I would respect whatever limits she set. She was finally convinced...

Added 07 Jun 2011 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 1 | Avg Score 4 | Views 4,043

Coach scores more than a victory

Author’s note: This is work of fiction. Since she moved in next door, I’ve always been on good terms with my neighbor Claudia. If I went away for the weekend, she would take care of my dog. If she went away I would take of her cat. She was younger than me, about 35, but in great shape. I gave hints from time to time that I wanted to be more than neighbors, but she hinted back that she was...

Added 19 May 2011 | Category Group Sex | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 8,332 | 1 Comment

Fun at the conference, Ver. 3.0

Author’s note: In real life I will be attending a professional conference in San Diego. Each fantasy can be read on its own. I was feeling really good. My presentation went exceptionally well. I was headed back to my hotel room to get ready to celebrate. I wasn’t sure what I was going to do to celebrate. I might hit the town or try out the fancy pool, but first I needed to go back to my...

Added 01 Apr 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4 | Views 3,662 | 1 Comment

Fun at the conference Version 2.0

Author’s note: This is the second story I have written about having “fun at the conference” and more are planned. Each story is distinct; the only similarity is that all the stories take place at a professional conference in San Diego in the summer. A conference, in real life, I hope to attend. San Diego is a great place to attend a professional conference. The air is warm, the people...

Added 07 Mar 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,928

The conference

Even though I am a respected, long-term professional employee, I don’t get much in the way of perks. There is no corner office or cute secretary to keep my appointments straight. No office at all, just a cubicle. But once in a while, meaning every three or four years, I do get to attend a professional conference. This year’s conference was in San Diego. This meant besides listening looking...

Added 11 Feb 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4 | Views 2,611 | 1 Comment

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Posted: 17 Dec 2014 06:28
You're welcome! And thanks for the compliment!
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Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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Thank you for adding me as a friend x

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Posted: 30 Dec 2011 16:57
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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