About Hasabrain2

Let's be honest. I'm a middle-age guy trying to have some fun online . . . maybe even in person if the circusmstances are right. I like most mainstream erotica. I don't see the point in bondage. Good sex makes both partners happy.

California, United States
I often get on Lush during my lunch break. (I live close to work). As I have to get back to work, I'm not always available to chat.
Favorite Books:
I read exclusively non-fiction. Everything from the Dark Emperors (a book about the decadence of ancient Rome) to Stephen Hawking (of "Brief History of Time fame).
Favorite Movies:
I like movies with good dialogue. Whether it is Star Trek or Casablanca I want good dialogue. Action movies are great (I like Jackie Chan espcially) but good diaglogue makes the movie meaningful.
Favorite Music:
Soft rock, some classical music and please don't hate me . . . disco.
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Topic: Eiffel tower game: The missionary position
Posted: 25 Nov 2015 11:46

For those of you not familiar, the Eiffel Tower games goes like this. Most people don't know the height of the Eiffel Tower, but ask enough people to guess, the average of their
guess is going to be pretty close to the correct height (of course you could Google it, but that would be missing the point).

So here is my question, what percentage of time do you think sex occurs in the following positions.

Girl on Top (cowgirl):
All others:

Remember you answers need to total a 100 percent.

When I get 20 answers, I compute the averages. I will do it again at 40 answers.

Thank you.

Topic: Have you fucked or been fucked at Work or on the premise at Work?
Posted: 11 Nov 2015 11:24

Yes, in my younger days I worked for a small company and had keys to the office. As I was at home (after college) and my lady friend also lived at home, we couldn't get a room for the night, so we improvised and went to my office one evening. Halfway through it dawned on me there might be a night time cleaning crew. Some might get more excited at possibly being discovered, me, I worried about losing my job . . . my first real job after college. The same lady friend and I later had sex in my uncle's airplane (I had keys to the hanger). Oh the things you do to get laid when you are a young adult still living at home

Topic: Describe your penis as a movie title
Posted: 27 Sep 2015 18:43

Love Story.

Topic: What do you do to stay fit?
Posted: 27 Sep 2015 15:30

I have a membership at a franchise gym. Fortunately, I have a job with a flexible schedule and gets me out so I work out/swim at different gyms. My work out normally is 20 mins elliptical, 17 mins (3000 meters) on a rowing machine, and 20-30 mins (depending on if I have to get back to work) on different (and harder) elliptical.

I know with such a routine I won't make the Olympic team, but after all I will turn 57 next week.

Topic: Who should be the next US president?
Posted: 23 Sep 2015 16:52

So we should be suspicious of anyone who might criticize Obama's policies, because they may be a sexual hypocrite? Makes sense to me confused1 Should we also be suspicious of climate change alarmists, because Al Gore has a carbon footprint the size of Rhode Island?


Topic: What would you?
Posted: 23 Sep 2015 16:51

The gym I go to has "barrack" showers, meaning there are no partitions between the showers (i'm told the lady side has partitions). There one bank of four showers facing a bank of five. I go in an take the first shower on the bank of five. I'm the only in the shower. Maybe a minute later another guy comes. Instead of taking a shower on the other bank or further down the row, he starts showering next to me. Did he thnk I was gay and coming on to me? Or just coincidence?

Topic: Is anyone else tired of tattoos?
Posted: 18 Sep 2015 20:02

Yes. I've seen so many hot women at the gym, ruin their toned bodies with tattoos.

Topic: Does looking qualify as cheating?
Posted: 16 Sep 2015 12:29

Even Jimmy Carter admitted to lusting in his heart about someone other than his wife. And to him that was adultery.

Topic: Cheating My Husband
Posted: 26 Aug 2015 17:16

I know other poster have advised "full disclosure". However, once you admit to cheating it can't be undone.

However, you do have to worry about STDs.

A divorce might be a financial disaster for both of you.

If he does find out, tell him why you started, and why you let him continue. Do it without drama (guys hate drama).

Topic: Adam and Eve (the store)
Posted: 09 Aug 2015 22:22

I was, of all places, in Billings Montana on business. As I gassed up my rental car, the next business over was an Adam and Even store. Unlike similar stores, the windows were transparent, meaning you could easily she who was shopping (and for what). I want to know is that how all there stores?
I would think most people would want some privacy, but it is that a market thing to have the windows like that?

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A present from MaryBeth

True story? You decide A couple of years ago, I decided to lose weight and bought a bike for exercise. A few years later, I got a gym membership. Last Christmas, because I got tired of riding the bike in rush hour I got an elliptical machine. Between the workouts at home and at the gym and the long bike rides, I was, if I do say so myself, turning into middle-aged stud muffin. As I...

Added 28 Jul 2012 | Category Toys | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.33 | Views 10,693 | 1 Comment

Bare Music Part 2

Note: To fully appreciate this part 2, please read part 1 first. I went to the gallery to pick up Jennifer up for our date. She had Bare Music prominently displayed. She paid me a great compliment by pricing it three times as much as any similar sized painting. Jennifer and I had a wonderful dinner, but I had to call the evening short as I had a rare Saturday morning meeting to attend. ...

Added 11 Feb 2012 | Category Love Stories | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 1,429

Bare music part 1

Don’t be turned off by the first paragraph. The old people in the story have nothing to do with the sex; they are just part of the plot. Mom was getting on her years. She sold her house and moved into a nursing home. As she owned the house free and clear she had money to spare. She gifted me ten thousand dollars; the maximum amount allowed by the IRS before a gift of money has to be taxed....

Added 14 Jan 2012 | Category Group Sex | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.3 | Views 3,774 | 1 Comment

This gentleman always keeps his promise

Note: I wrote this story with a lush friend, who said she gets off watching guys get off. From our emails, it was understood our meeting would not lead to intercourse. It took awhile for her to be assured I would be gentleman and would not try to have sex with her once we got our clothes off. I assured her again and again I would respect whatever limits she set. She was finally convinced...

Added 07 Jun 2011 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 1 | Avg Score 4 | Views 4,468

Coach scores more than a victory

Author’s note: This is work of fiction. Since she moved in next door, I’ve always been on good terms with my neighbor Claudia. If I went away for the weekend, she would take care of my dog. If she went away I would take of her cat. She was younger than me, about 35, but in great shape. I gave hints from time to time that I wanted to be more than neighbors, but she hinted back that she was...

Added 19 May 2011 | Category Group Sex | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 8,877 | 1 Comment

Fun at the conference, Ver. 3.0

Author’s note: In real life I will be attending a professional conference in San Diego. Each fantasy can be read on its own. I was feeling really good. My presentation went exceptionally well. I was headed back to my hotel room to get ready to celebrate. I wasn’t sure what I was going to do to celebrate. I might hit the town or try out the fancy pool, but first I needed to go back to my...

Added 01 Apr 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4 | Views 4,058 | 1 Comment

Fun at the conference Version 2.0

Author’s note: This is the second story I have written about having “fun at the conference” and more are planned. Each story is distinct; the only similarity is that all the stories take place at a professional conference in San Diego in the summer. A conference, in real life, I hope to attend. San Diego is a great place to attend a professional conference. The air is warm, the people...

Added 07 Mar 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,083

The conference

Even though I am a respected, long-term professional employee, I don’t get much in the way of perks. There is no corner office or cute secretary to keep my appointments straight. No office at all, just a cubicle. But once in a while, meaning every three or four years, I do get to attend a professional conference. This year’s conference was in San Diego. This meant besides listening looking...

Added 11 Feb 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4 | Views 2,821 | 1 Comment

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