Yes, I'm in largely sexless relationship . Because of her medical problems, when we do have sex, I have been on top
every time this millennium. A divorce not only due to alimony, but tax consideration, health insurance (I'm on her policy)
I would be out over 40% of my monthly pay. I live in an area where housing is expensive, I can't even afford
a mobile home in a nice park on that 60%. An apartment in a decent neighborhood would be even more.

On subject of flowers I thought I would share t)s true story. I was dating a girl in college. We had known each other since Jr High, but things were starting to get serious. I had to work on Valentine's Day before taking her out
I stopped at the florist nearest her house. I remarked to the young man at the counter that the flowers looked wilted (it was a small shop) No joke, he told me the flowers had been in a funeral earlier in the day. There was no time to go any where else, so I arrived without flowers. The relationship fizzle a couple of months later. I just wonder if the flowers had been fresh if my life would have taken a different turn.

It would be lovely. I would think he was old fashioned and trying to impress me. And I would be sweet, accordingly.

True story: a guy I was dating got me "flowers" for no reason one Friday night. They looked like black rose buds, which threw me. I wasn't sure if they were a gift or he was breaking up with me. But, then, all impish, he shows me that they unfold into sheer black panties. We hadn't had sex yet; in fact I hadn't had sex with anyone yet. Freaked me the fuck out.

I think we lasted another week or two.

Unless you're really, really sure of the girl, just flowers are a better bet than panties.

Yes panties would be a bit much especially on a first date,

What would think if I guy brought you flowers on a first date? Is he romantic? Trying too hard?
Terribly old fashioned?

What is your opinion?

Most agree that a peaceful resolution, that protects American interests goes through China.

Please mail (an email will just get an automated response about visas etc.) a letter like this to the Ambassador of China
The address:

Embassy of the People Republic of China
220 Wisconsin Ave. NW Ste 110
Washington DC
20007

Do your part to help set change the course of history and promote peace, while protecting America. Thank you.
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Dear Ambassador Tiankai,



You have no doubt observed that America is very much politically divided. President Trump has many detractors who are passionate not only against his policies, but his style as President. Others support the President and feel his “fire and fury” talk is just what is needed to push the North Korean crisis into a peaceful resolution.

Whether the detractors or the supporters are correct is not important. Americans speak with one voice on this point: All ballistic warheads which can threaten Guam or any other part of the United States and all nuclear capabilities must be removed from North Korea, preferably peacefully.

I trust your government understands this point and will do all it can to promote the swift removal of ballistic warheads and nuclear weapons from North Korea.

My username is self-explanatory too.

While I enjoy read stories on Lush, I also enjoy reading the daily newspaper, a popular science magazine, and nonfiction on a variety of different topics.

You should be poised for a world of hurt. And if you go through with this crazy idea, if the results or the child isn't yours, NEVER allow your child to know. That would be cruel. You raised the child as the father. I seriously suggest you let sleeping dogs lie. Leave it alone!

I have a feeling you have a masochistic fetish. Don't force that kind of pain on your child and family.



I disagree with this advice, find out if your are the father. If your are not and the bio dad dies, the child you raised could be an heir.
Also, your child when becomes an adult will be giving YOUR medical history as the father -- not the bio dad (if is someone else).

Finally, alleged bio dad may blab (Hey I screwed so and so's wife) if there is "bad news" to share better for you and your wife, then there be a rumor about town.

Yes they can get too big. Occasionally I watch "Botched" a true-to-life program about all types of plastic surgery.

Excessive large/misshapen implants are common procedures the two doctors on the show resolve.

Tits can be easily too small. A woman should look like a woman.

However a woman with an A cup, can still have great sex. A guy with a commensurately small dick. . . not as much.

Yes turn on. FYI there is a very funny Camelltoe (or three ) out there.

My question: Don't most woman know how they look?

Call me old-fashioned, but I have no desire to have anyone's tongue anywhere near my asshole, nor get my tongue near hers.

True story? You decide A couple of years ago, I decided to lose weight and bought a bike for exercise. A few years later, I got a gym membership. Last Christmas, because I got tired of riding the bike in rush hour I got an elliptical machine. Between the workouts at home and at the gym and the long bike rides, I was, if I do say so myself, turning into middle-aged stud muffin. As I...

Added 28 Jul 2012 | Category Toys | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.29 | Views 13,240 | 2 Comments

Note: To fully appreciate this part 2, please read part 1 first. I went to the gallery to pick up Jennifer up for our date. She had Bare Music prominently displayed. She paid me a great compliment by pricing it three times as much as any similar sized painting. Jennifer and I had a wonderful dinner, but I had to call the evening short as I had a rare Saturday morning meeting to attend. ...

Added 11 Feb 2012 | Category Love Stories | Votes 1 | Avg Score 4 | Views 1,941 | 1 Comment

Don’t be turned off by the first paragraph. The old people in the story have nothing to do with the sex; they are just part of the plot. Mom was getting on her years. She sold her house and moved into a nursing home. As she owned the house free and clear she had money to spare. She gifted me ten thousand dollars; the maximum amount allowed by the IRS before a gift of money has to be taxed....

Added 14 Jan 2012 | Category Group Sex | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.36 | Views 4,576 | 3 Comments

Note: I wrote this story with a lush friend, who said she gets off watching guys get off. From our emails, it was understood our meeting would not lead to intercourse. It took awhile for her to be assured I would be gentleman and would not try to have sex with her once we got our clothes off. I assured her again and again I would respect whatever limits she set. She was finally convinced...

Added 07 Jun 2011 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 1 | Avg Score 4 | Views 5,270

Author’s note: This is work of fiction. Since she moved in next door, I’ve always been on good terms with my neighbor Claudia. If I went away for the weekend, she would take care of my dog. If she went away I would take of her cat. She was younger than me, about 35, but in great shape. I gave hints from time to time that I wanted to be more than neighbors, but she hinted back that she was...

Added 19 May 2011 | Category Group Sex | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 10,178 | 1 Comment

Author’s note: In real life I will be attending a professional conference in San Diego. Each fantasy can be read on its own. I was feeling really good. My presentation went exceptionally well. I was headed back to my hotel room to get ready to celebrate. I wasn’t sure what I was going to do to celebrate. I might hit the town or try out the fancy pool, but first I needed to go back to my...

Added 01 Apr 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4 | Views 4,802 | 1 Comment

Author’s note: This is the second story I have written about having “fun at the conference” and more are planned. Each story is distinct; the only similarity is that all the stories take place at a professional conference in San Diego in the summer. A conference, in real life, I hope to attend. San Diego is a great place to attend a professional conference. The air is warm, the people...

Added 07 Mar 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 1 | Avg Score 4 | Views 2,526

Even though I am a respected, long-term professional employee, I don’t get much in the way of perks. There is no corner office or cute secretary to keep my appointments straight. No office at all, just a cubicle. But once in a while, meaning every three or four years, I do get to attend a professional conference. This year’s conference was in San Diego. This meant besides listening looking...

Added 11 Feb 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4 | Views 3,342 | 1 Comment