Yes turn on. FYI there is a very funny Camelltoe (or three ) out there.

My question: Don't most woman know how they look?

Call me old-fashioned, but I have no desire to have anyone's tongue anywhere near my asshole, nor get my tongue near hers.

That I am not sure about who s the real father of my baby.


You need to tell him and the child (if old enough) the truth. The child will find out sometime (23 and me, ancestry.com, somehow).

Also, genetic history is important for any medical issues.

Yes it was a good film with good acting, but it reflects a double standard.
Imagine a movie with a 24 year old man and a 17 year old girl. In some states, their sexual behavior would be considered child abuse.
A man seducing/developing a relationship was a teenager who be considered exploitative. Critics would say "why can't that
man find a woman his age? What is wrong with him?"

I also didn't like the smoking.

If you Google "hottest movies on Netflix" you should see "Blue is the warmest color" among the movies listed.

Now, I admit I started watching this just for the hot scenes, but it is actually quite a good movie. (Much, much better than
some of other listed). I believe it won honorable mention at Cannes'

Just wondering if anyone else had seen it?

we never talked about it, but she said she wants to try everything once, so I think if I tell her its my fantasy she would be willing to give it a try.
and yes, one part of me would be angry, jealous, humilliated if she fucks another guy, but still at the same time, it turns me on so much.
when I imagine this I always imagine it with a masculine black guy with a huge cock to fuck her really hard and cum inside her, and I have to clean her up, and if they want, clean him up too. I imagine her getting fucked hard, moaning and telling me how bigger he is than me, and he can make her cum many times, and that he will cum so much inside her that he will put a black baby inside her.
thats my ideal fantasy...

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Please, if do act on your fantasy, don't let the bull father a baby. A night worth of fun isn't worth decades of questions of "why doesn't (name of child)' look like (your name)?

Ok, let's break this down as a riddle. A NFL quarterback, a high school PE coach, and a garbage man walk into a bar.

What are the chances that only the garbage man will get lucky?

Two situations:

1) A strip club in San Francisco. I was young and the lap dances felt really, really good. I came hard. Glad I had on jeans and it was nighttime when I got out.

2) Wife was well along in pregnancy, hadn't got any in weeks. We started kissing in the kitchen. She rubbed her hand against my crotch standing up. I think she felt it was the least she could do. We hadn't had sex in weeks and wouldn't for weeks after the baby. While she didn't get any physical satisfaction, she was happy I was happy.

Flight schedules for a vacation to Florida.

I don't want to debate this issues to death. But Wilt Chamberlain, the basketball legend boasted he had slept with a 10,000 women (yes 10,000).

Even if he slept with just a 1000, does anyone really think the black (or white) guy working the graveyard shirt at 7/11 would be so lucky?

Since the beginning of civilization, a certain portion of the female population has gravitated to the rich and powerful.

There was no safety net in ancient times. There was no social safety net, better to be King's consort than a poor peasant and risk starvation with the next bad harvest.

These days more women become doctors, lawyers, and graduate college than men. I would imagine that most, like their male counterparts would want
to marry/live with someone like them. That is just how people are.

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Don’t be turned off by the first paragraph. The old people in the story have nothing to do with the sex; they are just part of the plot. Mom was getting on her years. She sold her house and moved into a nursing home. As she owned the house free and clear she had money to spare. She gifted me ten thousand dollars; the maximum amount allowed by the IRS before a gift of money has to be taxed....

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Note: I wrote this story with a lush friend, who said she gets off watching guys get off. From our emails, it was understood our meeting would not lead to intercourse. It took awhile for her to be assured I would be gentleman and would not try to have sex with her once we got our clothes off. I assured her again and again I would respect whatever limits she set. She was finally convinced...

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Author’s note: This is the second story I have written about having “fun at the conference” and more are planned. Each story is distinct; the only similarity is that all the stories take place at a professional conference in San Diego in the summer. A conference, in real life, I hope to attend. San Diego is a great place to attend a professional conference. The air is warm, the people...

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Even though I am a respected, long-term professional employee, I don’t get much in the way of perks. There is no corner office or cute secretary to keep my appointments straight. No office at all, just a cubicle. But once in a while, meaning every three or four years, I do get to attend a professional conference. This year’s conference was in San Diego. This meant besides listening looking...

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