Let's be honest. I'm a middle-age guy trying to have some fun online . . . maybe even in person if the circusmstances are right. I like most mainstream erotica. I don't see the point in bondage. Good sex makes both partners happy.
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Spoiler alert about a minor scene in the new Jurassic movie:Throughout the movie there are several scenes of two technicians, one man and one woman, seated by each other in front ofcomputer consoles. The two have obviously been working side by side for months, if not years. Towards the dramatic end of the movie, he goes to kiss her. She says "I have a boyfriend." Didn't she have some responsibility to disclose that after working side by side for so long with the same guy? I know some women will say, "it's none of his business if she has a boyfriend". However, from the guy's point of view, if she doesn't mention him, it is like she is ashamed of her boyfriend or her silence says she is looking for something better to come along.I mention this because the woman I have sat across at work (and whom I am not all interested) for over three years, has never mentioned a boyfriend (or a girlfriend). I feel like it is a common courtesy to disclosed , otherwise it is like we are near strangers. Incidentally, from time to time, our attractive boss will mention her boyfriend by name. You can hear in her voice the love and pride she has in him.Comments
For those of you not familiar with the Eiffel Game, it goes like this. You ask a random group of people to estimate the height of the Eiffel Tower (of course you can Google, but that would be missing the point). The average of the responses will get pretty close to the actual height. This technique works elsewhere as well.So my question is: What percentage of women do you think accept formal marriage proposals on the spot? I know it must seem romantic for a woman to be asked and she says yes right away, but some guys are bound to be disappointed?So what percentage of guys get the bad news? (For clarity, anything except an on-the-spot genuine yes will we consider "bad news").So ladies, what percentage of women say yes?
I appreciate everyone's remarks. I'll keep opening door. If you are clearly first for the door, yes hold it open me, but please don't hold it open simply because I"m in the "mature" category.
Do want guys to open a door for you? It was just the way I was raised and I'm a little bit older than most of youhere. I get the impression that some young women don't like it.BTW, I don't like it when (unless I'm carrying a package or she is clearly ahead) of woman opening a door for me . . . please don't make me like a grandfather!
I know sometimes, to discourage unwanted male attention, women wear wedding rings when they are not married. But what about the opposite, not wearing a wedding ring when you are married? I mention this because years ago, I had monthly meetings with one of our vendors. The meetings were easy going, one woman from the vendor was always seemed particularly friendly with me. In the chit chat before the monthly meeting she never mentioned a boyfriend or husband. There was never a chance to talk with her with one of her coworkers present (usually at least one male coworker who I knew was married and by the way, wore a wedding ring). Eventually the project ended and there was a small celebration (just cake and punch). Finally, I would have a chance to socialize with her, but she brought her kids and expressed regret that husband couldn't make it! Also, I know, two rather attractive women in the office, who are married, but don't wear wedding rings. What gives?
I'm a member of a another sex site, that has videos, stories, and member webcams. I'd probably do nothing if a saw neighbor? Why? Well for each woman enjoying herself there are about seven guys having fun. So, roughly, there is a 6 in 7 chance, the neighbor on the webcam would be a guy.
What do men really want from a woman? How do we make you feel appreciated, yet we don't always take the time to show it. What do you want to do as soon as you get home? Decompress, eat... What makes you feel good about the relationship? ------There's a comedian out there, I can't remember his name, but his said men aren't complicated, "we want a beer and a naked lady." He went on to say "a guy can have a really bad but he gets to see a tit, he thinks he's had a good day."Seriously, though what guys often want is more the absence of things, such as "drama." Nothing is a turn off more than getting overly emotional about some slight real or imagined. (If the guy says "those jeans are tight." He doesn't necessarily mean you are fat. It might mean he does want other guys looking at your hot ass). Also be punctual. If you were meeting the President of the United States, you would be on time wouldn't you? Treat your guy like he is "King" (or President) and don't keep him waiting. In all cultures "inferiors" are made to wait. Don't give reason to make him feel inferior. Don't swear -- well not much at least. If you don't swear, he is more apt to treat you as lady, not as a sailor.Pick up the check every third or fourth date. (Why not split the check? Friends split checks. Your man is more than a friend.)
Absolutely the most arousing thing about the whole encounter was to watch my husband's dick sink into my sister-in-law's pussy from the back and to hear her moan with each instroke. (I'm Bob's wife, btw). Both of us girls had our elbows on the counter and our men entered us from the back. My sister-in-law achieved orgasm simply by my husband fucking her hard-me, as usual, I reached climax by masturbating myself as my brother-in-law fucked me nice and hard from the back. It was so sweet ---------------Not to sound judgmental, switching partners with another couple is one thing, but family? It would make Christmas (and other holidays) too awkward.
Not many guys are brave enough like Jacob to wear briefs like that.
I have to confess that, inadvertently, I insulted someone on Lush. I said that she looked like Madeleine Albright (the former Secretary of State if you don't remember). I was just noting the resemblance, nothing more. Ok Madeleine Albright is not Michelle Obama (without the bald look she had on Jeopardy) but they are both smart women. In my book a "hot blonde (or brunette)" who is ignorant and/or self-centered is a turn-off.
True story? You decide A couple of years ago, I decided to lose weight and bought a bike for exercise. A few years later, I got a gym membership. Last Christmas, because I got tired of riding the bike in rush hour I got an elliptical machine. Between the workouts at home and at the gym and the long bike rides, I was, if I do say so myself, turning into middle-aged stud muffin. As I...
Added 28 Jul 2012 | Category Toys
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Note: To fully appreciate this part 2, please read part 1 first. I went to the gallery to pick up Jennifer up for our date. She had Bare Music prominently displayed. She paid me a great compliment by pricing it three times as much as any similar sized painting. Jennifer and I had a wonderful dinner, but I had to call the evening short as I had a rare Saturday morning meeting to attend. ...
Added 11 Feb 2012 | Category Love Stories
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Don’t be turned off by the first paragraph. The old people in the story have nothing to do with the sex; they are just part of the plot. Mom was getting on her years. She sold her house and moved into a nursing home. As she owned the house free and clear she had money to spare. She gifted me ten thousand dollars; the maximum amount allowed by the IRS before a gift of money has to be taxed....
Added 14 Jan 2012 | Category Group Sex
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Note: I wrote this story with a lush friend, who said she gets off watching guys get off. From our emails, it was understood our meeting would not lead to intercourse. It took awhile for her to be assured I would be gentleman and would not try to have sex with her once we got our clothes off. I assured her again and again I would respect whatever limits she set. She was finally convinced...
Added 07 Jun 2011 | Category Quickie Sex
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Author’s note: This is work of fiction. Since she moved in next door, I’ve always been on good terms with my neighbor Claudia. If I went away for the weekend, she would take care of my dog. If she went away I would take of her cat. She was younger than me, about 35, but in great shape. I gave hints from time to time that I wanted to be more than neighbors, but she hinted back that she was...
Added 19 May 2011 | Category Group Sex
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Author’s note: In real life I will be attending a professional conference in San Diego. Each fantasy can be read on its own. I was feeling really good. My presentation went exceptionally well. I was headed back to my hotel room to get ready to celebrate. I wasn’t sure what I was going to do to celebrate. I might hit the town or try out the fancy pool, but first I needed to go back to my...
Added 01 Apr 2011 | Category Straight Sex
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Author’s note: This is the second story I have written about having “fun at the conference” and more are planned. Each story is distinct; the only similarity is that all the stories take place at a professional conference in San Diego in the summer. A conference, in real life, I hope to attend. San Diego is a great place to attend a professional conference. The air is warm, the people...
Added 07 Mar 2011 | Category Straight Sex
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Even though I am a respected, long-term professional employee, I don’t get much in the way of perks. There is no corner office or cute secretary to keep my appointments straight. No office at all, just a cubicle. But once in a while, meaning every three or four years, I do get to attend a professional conference. This year’s conference was in San Diego. This meant besides listening looking...
Added 11 Feb 2011 | Category Straight Sex
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