Forum posts made by hayley

Topic OMFG – Win 1 of 5 Gold Memberships in June!
Posted 28 Jun 2015 21:21

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Topic Last Post Wins!
Posted 05 Jun 2015 14:51

talk to the hand

https://upload.lushstories.com/820790466-hqdefault.jpg

where r the cats and dogs ?????

Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 05 Jun 2015 14:46

not meeee :(

Shhh

angel7

Topic Guy's Lush Profiles
Posted 03 Jun 2015 13:00

Why do so many men on Lush have such a sparse profile pages? I get so many guys hitting me up for a chat with a profile that looks something like this when I click on it: no profile pic (or the dreaded silhouette or some dumb avatar), no pics or just cock pics, and hundreds of hot chickie Lush friends in their friends area. Then they whisper to me in the room and want to go private right after the hi. The chat rooms are filled with this type of guy. Now here is my real question: why do guy's get so offended when I point out the obvious to them, that their profile screams, "ALL I WANT IS CYBERSEX WITH ANY BABE WHO'LL GIVE IT TO ME!" Why don't they just say that right up front in their profile and be done with it? Why act like you want to chat when you have no interest in it? Just trying to get into the head of these guys and what the hell they are thinking. Why not just be straightforward about it?

giggles... I know what they r thinking Embarassed ... no matter what their profile says! ... oh! u wrote it in block capitals.. Shhh

angel7

Topic Guy's Lush Profiles
Posted 03 Jun 2015 12:58

until recently, my profile simply said "I write."

kind of proud of that, to be honest. :)

yes but u r famously sexy so u don't need a profile at all sweet lady ... Embarassed
u always have great avatars toooooo

Shhh

angel7

Topic Guy's Lush Profiles
Posted 03 Jun 2015 12:55



I just want to point out that there are just as many ladies that have a profile as you describe... in fact possibly more.

ok! ok! I hear u ... giggles.. will post chapter three of my profile at the end of the month! without taking down chapters one and two ..
u men are never satisfied Big Hugs ..
need to find an editor....

Embarassed

Shhh

angel7

Topic choose a movie or song to describe the avatar above you, not the person, the avatar
Posted 24 Apr 2015 22:00

What A Feeling - FLASHDANCE

giggles ... Embarassed

Shhh

angel7

Topic Do you prefer to wax or shave your pussy or have it nicely trimmed.
Posted 21 Mar 2015 12:08

Waxed. Can't stand not being totally bald and smooth. Thinking about getting laser removal too :)

go laser ... totally bald and smoooooooth is soooo awesome Embarassed Shhh

angel7

Topic Write Any Word That Begins With "P"and Ends in "Y"
Posted 20 Mar 2015 13:23




Hands Haley my cheaters , I think you might need these more than I! :-"




Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed ... giggles... I actually don't know what 'cheaters' r ????

https://upload.lushstories.com/1798601619-lw now forum 4.JPG


giggles... Embarassed

promiscuity

Shhh

angel7

Topic Game: Would you like to have sex with the user above you?
Posted 19 Mar 2015 22:19




I'm game if she is Embarassed

Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed ... oh my Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed


675-lick giggles Embarassed

Topic Game: Would you like to have sex with the user above you?
Posted 19 Mar 2015 22:15



Could I watch angel7

u might fall out of the tree ??? ... giggles ... Embarassed BUT..

we could put u in the closet with the rest of the guys :D .. giggles

https://upload.lushstories.com/174373569-forum skeleton.jpg

Topic being watched
Posted 19 Mar 2015 14:35

it all depends on yr wife Embarassed .. giggles... and whether u fall out of the tree or not .. :D

you could hide in my closet with the other 'watchers' Embarassed ... giggles

https://upload.lushstories.com/1102309909-forum skeleton.jpg

Topic Using one word describe the person above you
Posted 19 Mar 2015 14:20

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious book

angel7

Topic Game: Would you like to have sex with the user above you?
Posted 19 Mar 2015 14:18

Oh yes.

I can make u say that.... Embarassed :D

LOUDLY ... :D Embarassed

giggles...
Embarassed
Shhh

angel7

Topic Talk in song titles
Posted 19 Mar 2015 14:14

"I Talk To The Trees"



Shhh

blah5

Topic What Might You Find in The Closet of the Person Above You, (In Pictures)?
Posted 19 Mar 2015 14:08

https://upload.lushstories.com/908893818-Skeletons-in-Closet-Preventing-Landing-Job_0 forum.jpg

Mr Michael Tomas ... 1926 World 'Hide-Go-Seek' Champion

Shhh

angel7

Topic What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Posted 19 Mar 2015 13:51

https://upload.lushstories.com/22408906-forum weird.jpg
yaaayyyyyyyy doritos :D

giggles.. Embarassed Shhh

angel7

Topic Write Any Word That Begins With "P"and Ends in "Y"
Posted 19 Mar 2015 13:42


Here's one that is the close to a man's heart ... Pantry.


omg!!! do u keep panties .... oops! misread ...gigglesEmbarassed

guess keep cake or bikkies in yr breast pocket :D Embarassed

Shhh

angel7

Topic Write Any Word That Begins With "P"and Ends in "Y"
Posted 19 Mar 2015 13:40

puberty :D Embarassed

omg!!!! is that breaking the rules??? Embarassed

Shhh

angel7

Topic white women dating black men
Posted 15 Mar 2015 16:01


If it is a problem, ask them to wash!

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48704000/jpg/_48704295_threegenerationsofwelshminers_national_museum_wales_464.jpg

OMG!!!! Lfunny Lfunny Lfunny
u r soooo awesome Frank

=d>

Topic white women dating black men
Posted 15 Mar 2015 15:57

How come a lot of white women prefer to date black men? I would just like to know your opinion. Thank you.

maybe what they say is true ? ... giggles EmbarassedEmbarassed

Shhh

angel7

Topic Your Catch Phrase Or "Buzz Word" for Person or Persons who annoy you
Posted 15 Mar 2015 15:54

dill brain !!!!! or drip !!!

a 'drip!' may graduate to 'a steady drip!' ... giggles

Shhh

angel7

Topic If you could only eat one candy for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Posted 12 Mar 2015 13:30

Turkish delight ... Shhh

angel7

Topic Server migration
Posted 10 Mar 2015 11:15



Sprite, it is a common mistake, you need to fill it with water first

I tried this .. Embarassed Shhh

the man who came to fix my pc doesn't like u ...
giggles..

fortunately he has left me instructions on what to do next time.. book

can't decide whether he is just plain rude or extremely kinky... Embarassed .. giggles..

anyway .. it won't fit .. even I know that Embarassed Shhh

and he calls himself a 'technician' !

angel7

Topic Server migration
Posted 10 Mar 2015 11:01

D omain N ame S ystem, without which we would never go anywhere in teh Intarwebs. It's like the address book for domain names so your computer can actually find the computer that runs www.lushstories.com.

(Gav's not the only geek on here)


awwwwwww ... what's wrong with the man on the bike driving the generator... ???? dontknow

OMG!!!! Gav in lycra !!!!!!!! Embarassed Embarassed Shhh

tg for computers !
angel7

giggles...


https://upload.lushstories.com/1145065349-gav in lycra aus flag.jpg

Topic Talk in song titles
Posted 07 Mar 2015 23:09

If I were the only girl in the world ... and u were the only boy ... Embarassed

nothing!

Shhh

angel7

Topic What's your favourite joke?
Posted 07 Mar 2015 23:07

An Irishman walks out of a bar ..... giggles... Shhh

angel7

Topic A Study In Pain !!!
Posted 07 Mar 2015 22:57

Since I have never given birth, I cannot comment on how painful it is, although I was present at the birth of my first child. I have suffered from proctitis fulgex (look it up), as did my mother in law, and she said it was worse than childbirth. A migraine can also be pretty disabling. But pain tolerance is very subjective, and one person can cope with what another person finds disabling. So there is no true answer to this conundrum, and to argue about it is really futile.

I have heard that it is possible for a man to experience the pain of childbirth ... all he needs to do is take his top lip in both hands and pull it over the top of his head !! ... am sorry u experienced such a horrible condition... and apologise if my black humour offends u :D

Topic Dirty Limericks Come and share
Posted 06 Mar 2015 13:10

A geneticist living in Delft
Scientifically played with himself
And when he was done
He labelled it 'son'
And filed him away on a shelf

Topic A Study In Pain !!!
Posted 06 Mar 2015 13:00



Brilliant!! And almost impossible to argue with. I may use that - are there royalties involved? laughing6 hello1
laughing3

... no royalties .. giggles.. use away ... mmmm might cost u a Pour Wine ... giggles Embarassed Shhh

angel7