Forum posts made by hayley

Topic Vegans and Cum-Swallowing
Posted 27 Feb 2015 09:42

A sperm faced, alack and forsooth
His moment of sexual truth
He'd expected to fall
On a womb's spongy wall
But was dashed to his death on a tooth

Topic Dirty Limericks Come and share
Posted 26 Feb 2015 06:56

A lovely Lush lady called Hayley
Posts on here, it seems, almost daily
With her dirty mind
She's one of a kind
And scatters her offerings quite gaily

Good on yer Hayley, keep 'em coming!

u r both very sweet and very handsome Big Hugs



and I cannot believe I just wrote that!!! .. and on Lush too Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

meanwhile .. from a fellow equestrian ..

A sperm faced, alack and forsooth
His moment of sexual truth
He'd expected to fall
On a womb's spongy wall
But was dashed to his death on a tooth

Topic What NOT to do naked ...
Posted 26 Feb 2015 06:48

appear in Court

that's funny .... giggles

today i watched a man welding ... def not on if naked Shhh

angel7

Topic Would you like a 3some with the 2 members Above You.....Yes or No?
Posted 26 Feb 2015 06:44

sorry guys Embarassed ... it's a "no" Shhh

angel7

Topic Replace One Word in a Song or Movie Title With "Orgasm"
Posted 26 Feb 2015 06:43

Singing In The Orgasm

.. the mind boggles ... gigglesShhh

angel7

Topic I AM
Posted 19 Feb 2015 11:34

I am back ........x

I am thinking .. "JJ is back!" ..
better check my knickers drawer .. Shhh

Embarassed

angel7

Topic I AM
Posted 19 Feb 2015 11:32

I am back ........x

I am thinking .. "JJ is back!" ..
better check my knickers drawer .. Shhh

Embarassed

angel7

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 19 Feb 2015 11:24

Want more coffee and Danish?

angel7

Topic Give a Stripper name to the person above you!
Posted 19 Feb 2015 11:19

Ms LEGS !!!

Topic Would you go private with the person above you
Posted 19 Feb 2015 11:15

Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed .... faints

Shhh

Embarassed

angel7

Topic A Story, 5 Words At A Time
Posted 19 Feb 2015 11:14

self adhesive condom coloured green...

Topic Dirty Limericks Come and share
Posted 19 Feb 2015 11:10

A notorious whore named Ms Hearse
In the pleasing of men was well versed
Reads the sign o'er the head
Of her well rumpled bed
"The customer always comes first"

Shhh

angel7

Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 19 Feb 2015 11:01

guys. guys. guys ... please stop teasing ...
with all the beautiful, sexy ladies on Lush ... well u know no male can have this spot ..
omg I wish she would hurry up and get here and sort u guys out ! .. giggles Shhh

angel7

Topic Say an interesting fact about yourself
Posted 16 Feb 2015 10:56

I really am addicted to coffee... Embarassed

Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 16 Feb 2015 10:36

mmmmm ... but there is one other ..

so will save this spot for her Shhh

Topic Today's Thought or Message
Posted 16 Feb 2015 10:32

https://upload.lushstories.com/1956403489-hhac life me now fb lw women.jpg

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 16 Feb 2015 10:20

Yourself should not be hyphenated.

why-not?... am hyphen addicted Embarassed Shhh
ooops!!!!

hyphenated is loss of virginity ??? Embarassed

Shhh

angel7

Topic How Did We Meet?
Posted 16 Feb 2015 10:14

Famous tearoom? I remember now... I rescued u from a hoard of Russian tourists in Alice's in Oxford .. they were looking for houses in an 'overspill' area of London and u sold them Pembroke for a mere 20Million sterling ... but refused to let them have your tail as a souvenir ....
Any news on Putin's offer for Christ Church? ... just wondering as they haven't heard from u .. Shhh

angel7

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 16 Feb 2015 09:58

Begin to believe in yourself ....

angel7

Topic What Are Some of The BEST Songs heard in a movie you saw?
Posted 15 Feb 2015 17:24

an old movie .. The Graduate..

I fell in love with Anne Bancroft Embarassed ... "Mrs Robinson"

and discovered Simon and Garfunkel and fell in love with their music.. well they r guys after all... giggles.. Shhh



angel7 angel7


Topic A Story, 5 Words At A Time
Posted 15 Feb 2015 17:08

... he urinated on an electric ...

Topic A Story, 5 Words At A Time
Posted 15 Feb 2015 17:07

... he urinated on an electric ...

Topic Dirty Limericks Come and share
Posted 15 Feb 2015 17:02

A worried young man from Stamboul
Discovered red spots on his tool
Said the doctor, a cynic,
"Get out of my clinic!
Just wipe off the lipstick you fool!"

Topic 8 free silver memberships - results.
Posted 14 Feb 2015 12:18

https://upload.lushstories.com/562182625-thankyou.gif

Thankyou John, you've put a lot of work into this. You're a star!

my thoughts entirely ... well done u Big Hugs

angel7

Topic The random thread
Posted 08 Feb 2015 11:59

https://upload.lushstories.com/756008063-forum wtf arse pill.jpg

Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 08 Feb 2015 11:31

HEYYYYY !!!... giggles ..Embarassed

this place is reserved for us girls !

Shhh

angel7

Topic Today's Thought or Message
Posted 08 Feb 2015 11:26

Sooooo .. I am pondering ... which is more painful? .. childbirth or a kick in the testicles ???

As a woman I would have to say childbirth ??

But if you REALLY think about it ... a year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say "It might be nice to have another child".

Never heard a guy say "I think I would like another kick in the nuts !!!".

Topic A Study In Pain !!!
Posted 08 Feb 2015 11:10

Sitting in our College Common Room, we were having a heated discussion on which was more painful ... childbirth or a kick in the nuts !!!

The guys argued that the kick was more painful than childbirth... the girls argued childbirth..

Well not all the girls... I have to admit that I think a kick in the nuts must surely be more painful than childbirth ???

My reasoning is this...

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child?"

I have never heard a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts !!! "

Shhh

angel7


Topic Alphabetical Adjectives
Posted 07 Feb 2015 14:10

jocose

Big Hugs

angel7

Topic Alphabetical Adjectives
Posted 07 Feb 2015 14:10

jocose

Big Hugs

angel7