Forum posts made by hayley

Topic Do you prefer to wax or shave your pussy or have it nicely trimmed.
Posted 21 Mar 2015 12:08

Waxed. Can't stand not being totally bald and smooth. Thinking about getting laser removal too :)

go laser ... totally bald and smoooooooth is soooo awesome Embarassed Shhh

angel7

Topic Write Any Word That Begins With "P"and Ends in "Y"
Posted 20 Mar 2015 13:23




Hands Haley my cheaters , I think you might need these more than I! :-"




Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed ... giggles... I actually don't know what 'cheaters' r ????

https://upload.lushstories.com/1798601619-lw now forum 4.JPG


giggles... Embarassed

promiscuity

Shhh

angel7

Topic Game: Would you like to have sex with the user above you?
Posted 19 Mar 2015 22:19




I'm game if she is Embarassed

Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed ... oh my Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed


675-lick giggles Embarassed

Topic Game: Would you like to have sex with the user above you?
Posted 19 Mar 2015 22:15



Could I watch angel7

u might fall out of the tree ??? ... giggles ... Embarassed BUT..

we could put u in the closet with the rest of the guys :D .. giggles

https://upload.lushstories.com/174373569-forum skeleton.jpg

Topic being watched
Posted 19 Mar 2015 14:35

it all depends on yr wife Embarassed .. giggles... and whether u fall out of the tree or not .. :D

you could hide in my closet with the other 'watchers' Embarassed ... giggles

https://upload.lushstories.com/1102309909-forum skeleton.jpg

Topic Using one word describe the person above you
Posted 19 Mar 2015 14:20

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious book

angel7

Topic Game: Would you like to have sex with the user above you?
Posted 19 Mar 2015 14:18

Oh yes.

I can make u say that.... Embarassed :D

LOUDLY ... :D Embarassed

giggles...
Embarassed
Shhh

angel7

Topic Talk in song titles
Posted 19 Mar 2015 14:14

"I Talk To The Trees"



Shhh

blah5

Topic What Might You Find in The Closet of the Person Above You, (In Pictures)?
Posted 19 Mar 2015 14:08

https://upload.lushstories.com/908893818-Skeletons-in-Closet-Preventing-Landing-Job_0 forum.jpg

Mr Michael Tomas ... 1926 World 'Hide-Go-Seek' Champion

Shhh

angel7

Topic What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Posted 19 Mar 2015 13:51

https://upload.lushstories.com/22408906-forum weird.jpg
yaaayyyyyyyy doritos :D

giggles.. Embarassed Shhh

angel7

Topic Write Any Word That Begins With "P"and Ends in "Y"
Posted 19 Mar 2015 13:42


Here's one that is the close to a man's heart ... Pantry.


omg!!! do u keep panties .... oops! misread ...gigglesEmbarassed

guess keep cake or bikkies in yr breast pocket :D Embarassed

Shhh

angel7

Topic Write Any Word That Begins With "P"and Ends in "Y"
Posted 19 Mar 2015 13:40

puberty :D Embarassed

omg!!!! is that breaking the rules??? Embarassed

Shhh

angel7

Topic white women dating black men
Posted 15 Mar 2015 16:01


If it is a problem, ask them to wash!

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48704000/jpg/_48704295_threegenerationsofwelshminers_national_museum_wales_464.jpg

OMG!!!! Lfunny Lfunny Lfunny
u r soooo awesome Frank

=d>

Topic white women dating black men
Posted 15 Mar 2015 15:57

How come a lot of white women prefer to date black men? I would just like to know your opinion. Thank you.

maybe what they say is true ? ... giggles EmbarassedEmbarassed

Shhh

angel7

Topic Your Catch Phrase Or "Buzz Word" for Person or Persons who annoy you
Posted 15 Mar 2015 15:54

dill brain !!!!! or drip !!!

a 'drip!' may graduate to 'a steady drip!' ... giggles

Shhh

angel7

Topic If you could only eat one candy for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Posted 12 Mar 2015 13:30

Turkish delight ... Shhh

angel7

Topic Server migration
Posted 10 Mar 2015 11:15



Sprite, it is a common mistake, you need to fill it with water first

I tried this .. Embarassed Shhh

the man who came to fix my pc doesn't like u ...
giggles..

fortunately he has left me instructions on what to do next time.. book

can't decide whether he is just plain rude or extremely kinky... Embarassed .. giggles..

anyway .. it won't fit .. even I know that Embarassed Shhh

and he calls himself a 'technician' !

angel7

Topic Server migration
Posted 10 Mar 2015 11:01

D omain N ame S ystem, without which we would never go anywhere in teh Intarwebs. It's like the address book for domain names so your computer can actually find the computer that runs www.lushstories.com.

(Gav's not the only geek on here)


awwwwwww ... what's wrong with the man on the bike driving the generator... ???? dontknow

OMG!!!! Gav in lycra !!!!!!!! Embarassed Embarassed Shhh

tg for computers !
angel7

giggles...


https://upload.lushstories.com/1145065349-gav in lycra aus flag.jpg

Topic Talk in song titles
Posted 07 Mar 2015 23:09

If I were the only girl in the world ... and u were the only boy ... Embarassed

nothing!

Shhh

angel7

Topic What's your favourite joke?
Posted 07 Mar 2015 23:07

An Irishman walks out of a bar ..... giggles... Shhh

angel7

Topic A Study In Pain !!!
Posted 07 Mar 2015 22:57

Since I have never given birth, I cannot comment on how painful it is, although I was present at the birth of my first child. I have suffered from proctitis fulgex (look it up), as did my mother in law, and she said it was worse than childbirth. A migraine can also be pretty disabling. But pain tolerance is very subjective, and one person can cope with what another person finds disabling. So there is no true answer to this conundrum, and to argue about it is really futile.

I have heard that it is possible for a man to experience the pain of childbirth ... all he needs to do is take his top lip in both hands and pull it over the top of his head !! ... am sorry u experienced such a horrible condition... and apologise if my black humour offends u :D

Topic Dirty Limericks Come and share
Posted 06 Mar 2015 13:10

A geneticist living in Delft
Scientifically played with himself
And when he was done
He labelled it 'son'
And filed him away on a shelf

Topic A Study In Pain !!!
Posted 06 Mar 2015 13:00



Brilliant!! And almost impossible to argue with. I may use that - are there royalties involved? laughing6 hello1
laughing3

... no royalties .. giggles.. use away ... mmmm might cost u a Pour Wine ... giggles Embarassed Shhh

angel7

Topic Dirty Limericks Come and share
Posted 05 Mar 2015 12:55

mmmmmmmmm ... feeling I'm on my own here ... :(

ah well ...

A tired young trollop from Nome
Was worn out from her toes to her dome
Eight miners came screwing
She said, "Nothing doing!
One of you has to go home"

Topic Pick-Up lines ----- really bad ones that are quite funny
Posted 05 Mar 2015 12:49


“Great legs, what time do they open?”

you r a terrible man Frank... giggles Embarassed ... but sooooo cute Embarassed Shhh

angel7

Topic tablets vs. laptops
Posted 04 Mar 2015 11:31

I like laptops because you can put them on a surface. You can do the same with tablets, but then you need to go getting stands and stuff like that. The full sized keyboard is the main advantage for me, but if I'm doing something small, like transferring money, especially on the go, a tablet is ideal. They do both have their places, but for writing and everyday use, a laptop can't be beat. For casual use and smaller tasks, a tablet is good.

Yr avatar is fantastic .. giggles Shhh

Topic tablets vs. laptops
Posted 04 Mar 2015 11:30

I think each has it's place .. depending how yr lifestyle blends with these tools ... for me it's laptop and smart phone ... tablet just overlaps .

Do I confess here that I still write letters? No. 1 grandmother, plus several elderly aunts, do not know how to use a computer Shhh

Topic Dirty Limericks Come and share
Posted 03 Mar 2015 10:55

A lass at the foot of her class
Asked a brainier chick how to pass
She replied, "With no fuss
You can get a B-Plus
By letting the prof pat your arse"

Topic EMERGENCY Services ?????
Posted 03 Mar 2015 10:41

About 10am this morning, I was walking around the harbour when I noticed a terrorist strapping on an explosive vest. He then slipped from the quayside and fell into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat, probably because of the weight of all the explosives he was carrying.
If he didn't get help he would surely drown!

Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires u to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coastguard, the Fire Department, the Emergency Ambulance Service, even the Immigration Department.

It is now 7:40pm; he has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet responded.

I am starting to think that I have wasted five stamps.

angel7

Topic How many words do you know?
Posted 02 Mar 2015 10:54

50093

I don't think it is consistent for 10/10 maybe depends on how hard the abstruse words are.

did u get 93 for "abstruse" ???

giggles.. angel7