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Greetings, night owls. Seeker, you want that whiskey in a glass or should I just run a siphon hose from the bottle to you?Jen, you want...what...a pickled string beans? Does this joint look like some fancy kosher deli on the upper East Side of NYC? I mean to say... . 'Scuse me, Tanya wants to whisper something in my ear, the little mink. Say What? You're telling me we do have half a jar of the things on account as how you like 'em? Sweet mother-of-pearl.Okay, Jen, you'll get that extra strength bloody mary complete with a dang pickled gre...make that 'string' bean in a second. (sigh)<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/glasses10.gif" alt="glasses8"> Mmm. I knew there was a reason I liked you, Gil. Give Tanya a hug for me.
Mmm. Bloody Mary drinks with Tabasco? Yes, please. Twice over. May I have a pickled string bean instead of whatever it was you were going to stick in there instead? Thanks, Gil. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">
Okay, OP, ignoring the many, many laughs that can be had at expense of your spelling error in your title, I think that Liz's suggestion is a very good one. If a male friend (when I was available) had suggested a solo weekend away with me, I certainly would've been both flattered and quite sure of where he was going with his invitation. So will your friend. You may not like the answer, but as Meggsy pointed out, sometimes our pants (or panties) can literally be charmed off of us, and perhaps you have been doing that all this time with your friend. She may just be in the same place as you currently are--unsure how to proceed or act on her wants for fear of wreaking havoc on the relationship. Book a hotel room (you can cancel it), make restaurant reservations, and a few weeks ahead of time, invite her away for a weekend (or any two or three day period that works for her). Her response to your invitation will tell you exactly where you stand.Best of luck.~Jennifer, aka Agony Aunt Olivia's piss-poor stand-in
The Sympathizer ~Viet Thanh Nguyen
Jeff bought drinks and I missed it? Fuckendammit. Two pear ciders for me, please, or two of whatever passes for pear ciders here, thank you.
Again, not in general, and not alone, but yes. If mom is the main factor in forming a child's perception of women, mom is primarily responsible for the results of that. If she teaches her sons, women in short dresses or who go out alone are depraved and inferior beings, she raises her boys to become part of rape culture. Being the mother of three young sons, my initial reaction was to repudiate your comments. However...my own first instinct upon hearing of some heinous crime committed (rape and acts of terrorism being the two big ones) is to think, "Where was/is his mother"? So. Yes, I believe very much that a mother's interaction with her sons with regards to women very much influences not only their adult view of women but their adult worldview as well. Knowing that if you do X then Y will happen when your mother finds out--and she will find out--can be a very powerful deterrent to bad action. That said, I don't actively blame mothers for the actions of their sons. There are a thousand, a million choices one makes in raising a child, and to blame rape culture solely on the way a child is raised is entirely wrong.
My reputation? Sure I worry about my reputation vis a vis sex. I worry about being the best he's ever had or ever will have; wouldn't want to damage my reputation as a fair to excellent lover.
He had a status post shortly after the results of the last comp to the effect of being disappointed about the comp, had hoped to go out on a high note, but it was time to go back to the real world and make some money. Errmm...he'll be missed, but "time to go back out to the real world and make some money"? Who makes money publishing stories here? Show of hands? Anyone? No? He's brilliant and I hope that he comes back but really, we all have a non-Lush life that generally includes a career.
Full PPE. Its a hazardous activity. Really? You too?
“Settle down, love, we’re going to be fine.” Her pink glossed lips grazed his ears as she spoke these words, brushing the soft skin enough to comfort but not to further arouse. Her right hand was placed carefully, lightly but knowing, on his trembling body, that beautiful muscular body already tensed and ready for what he knew was to come. Telling rivulets of fragrant sweat ran unchecked...
Added 22 Aug 2016 | Category Flash Erotica
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This was not what she intended at all when she walked into the Yale Street pub. She’d meant to have a soothing after work shot or two of Drambuie, call it good, and head home. Not this. Certainly not this. Yet here she was, bent over for all to see, in the half-lit darkness of the alley behind the bar--she wasn’t even sure it was the same one that she’d walked into. Forehead and hands...
Added 23 Sep 2015 | Category Flash Erotica
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How did she come to be as she was currently? It had been an eminently ordinary first date, arranged by mutual friends, marked with the usual pleasantries and peppered with the occasional curious question about each other’s work and life in general. They’d shared a single bottle of 1997 Chateau Ste. Michelle gewurtztraminer, not enough to make her drunk, nor even slightly tipsy. Really,...
Added 26 Jan 2015 | Category Straight Sex
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It was hot, unusually so for the temperate marine climate of Seattle, and so she was as naked as could be without being fully so--stripped down to her pink and black lace bra and matching tanga cut pink and black lace panties. Still, at ten o’clock at night, with the house a balmy 75 F, that wasn’t enough. She needed to go outside, needed to feel the cooling night air against her skin, needed...
Added 04 Aug 2014 | Category Straight Sex
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She stripped out of her scrubs in the hospital locker room, tossed them into the soiled laundry bin, and stepped into one of the twenty identical shower stalls, pulling the plastic curtain shut behind her. The hot, just shy of scalding water hit her surprised skin and began washing away the disinfectant smell of work, to replace it with the rose scent of her perfumed body wash. She loved...
Added 04 Jul 2014 | Category Straight Sex
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I know now, what I did not know then. I know now that your scars run too deep to be kissed away, that my love and devotion would be nothing in the face of your pain. I know now that no amount of my attention, my need, my willingness to give up my everything to you, would do anything to keep you with me, to keep you as my partner and my lover. Perhaps it is better that I did not know...
Added 02 Jun 2014 | Category Straight Sex
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Soulless, silent, I am the woman of your dreams, even as I haunt your nightmares. I am everything and nothing at once, taking on the form necessary to take from you your very essence, to spill your mortal seed, my demon mouth and condemned cunt warm, wet and welcoming in perpetuity. Endless, insufferable want drives me on, drives me from bed to bed, man to man. I am damned to...
Added 25 May 2014 | Category Supernatural
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She was sitting in one of the two deep, mahogany coloured leather chairs positioned by the fire in the Hunt Club, a long white cigarette dangling carelessly from her slim, manicured fingers, when I first saw her. When I first fell in lust with her, rather. Her red slingback stiletto heels dangled from her stockinged feet, and her red silk sheath dress had slipped up just enough to reveal a...
Added 20 May 2014 | Category Straight Sex
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She walked into the corporate clean Starbuck’s, the chairs all neatly swept of crumbs, the faux mahogany inlay tables sparkling, as if they had never had a cup of coffee rested upon them. The store was crowded, relentlessly polite baristas working furiously to satisfy the needs of caffeine-deprived customers, and she fell into queue behind the last of these customers. She was dressed for...
Added 15 May 2014 | Category Oral Sex
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Arriving at the firing range, a nondescript white building dropped into the middle of an industrial district, she unloaded her range bag and gear from the boot of her car. Jeans, black v neck lightweight sweater, nothing special, just another morning to be spent throwing lead at paper and steel targets in preparation for competition. She noticed that her instructor’s car wasn’t in the parking...
Added 09 May 2014 | Category Straight Sex
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