About HeraTeleia


Mum, aunt, sister, nurse, churchgoing United Methodist, writer of porn. In that order.

Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with Baldr
Paradise, British Columbia , Canada
Reading, reading, reading, and also, reading. Oh, and shooting (Glock pistols), counted cross-stitch, knitting, gardening (particularly working on water gardens and raised beds), and floristry.
Favorite Books:
Through The Brazilian Wilderness; A Yellow Raft In Blue Water; Into Thin Air; Dominion; Passage To Juneau; Vox; U & I; Dead Wake: The Last Crossing of the Lusitania; Unbroken; A Widow For One Year; A Confederacy of Dunces; Lincoln; Catch-22; Schindler's List; Hitler's Willing Executioners: Ordinary Germans and the Holocaust; (misconceptions); Indian Killer; Under The Banner Of Heaven; 1861: The Civil War Awakening; God Is Not Great; The Hunt For Red October; Cadillac Desert; the entire Harry Potter series....the list goes on, and on, and on.
Favorite Authors:
Krakauer, Raban, Alexie, Dorris, Roosevelt, Ondaatje, Doig, Rowling, Erik Larson, Nicholson Baker, Naomi Wolf, Hitchens, Clancy, Kearns Goodwin...and again, the list goes on, and on, and on.
Favorite Movies:
The Harry Potter movies; The Hunt For Red October; Taken; Ocean's Eleven; Field of Dreams; Bull Durham; Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them; Run Silent, Run Deep; Crimson Tide; Indiana Jones and The Lost Ark; Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade; The Killing Fields; Hotel Rwanda; Major League (yes, really); Zodiac; All The President's Men; The English Patient...not much of a moviegoer but these round out my list of movies I can see over and over again.
Favourite TV Shows:
NCIS and its various spin-offs, anything news-related.
Favorite Music:
Widely varied taste in music...pretty much everything but metal.


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Topic: The Versions of Me
Posted: 19 Feb 2018 11:17

Like H., I overwrite rather than save various drafts, so I've nothing to share. I do have great admiration for authors who actually take the time to lay out an outline and save drafts; my default to Flash Erotica is more due to lack of time than to any great gift or preference for writing Flash Erotica.

Topic: crashes
Posted: 18 Feb 2018 21:14

crashed tonight

easy to tell when the chat rooms all have zero people in them when a connection finally is restored.

As Nicola has said six different ways to Sunday, your concerns are her concerns and her concerns are being addressed at present. No need to keep not-so-subtly slamming the site. Thank you.

Topic: Do you look your age?
Posted: 13 Feb 2018 07:23

True conversation:

Random Target Shopper: "You have such beautiful skin! What do you use?"

Me: "Dial. And water."

My mother has very few wrinkles even as she closes in on 71, so I guess it's a genetic thing, because I'm too damn cheap and too damn busy to be slathering "anti-aging" cream on my skin.

Topic: Visiting my girlfriend for Valentine's Day. What should I bring?
Posted: 07 Feb 2018 07:17

A ring. 18k, simple, and something in the 1.00 ct range. Picking up a package of those instant ring sizer thingys (they're called Ring Snuggies or something) would be thoughtful, as it's unlikely that you're going to nail her ring size the first time around. You can have it professionally sized either there in Shenzen or back home (I'm making the presumption that eventually you will make your home in Canada).

It's a generalization to say that the Chinese prefer higher-end jewellery, but I'd call it an accurate one, from personal experience. You also need to bring gifts for her family, especially as it will be the Lunar New Year.

Good luck!! <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

Topic: Medical Exam Stories/Roleplays
Posted: 04 Feb 2018 18:33

No. Just no. Did I mention yuck, no? No.

My suggestion is that you find some other way to channel your "naughty nurse" or "dirty doctor" fantasies, because bleeccch NO.

Topic: Do you have a dog or a cat? Both?
Posted: 27 Jan 2018 20:30

One dog (Lily, spayed Anatolian Shepherd x Great Pyrenees) and one cat (Niles, neutered DSH). Both "secondhand".


Topic: Aziz Ansari Sexual Assault Allegations. Do you consider what he did sexual assault?
Posted: 22 Jan 2018 02:16

Nah. She gave and received oral sex. She wasn’t playing hard to get and he didn’t misunderstand her.

I don't know where the truth lies in this particular instance, but really, Trinket? Her receiving oral sex means that she wanted it? Maybe Australia is some magical place, but in the rest of the world, women are in one way or another brought up to be conciliatory, passive, and to easily deign to power, whether real or imagined.

It's entirely within the realm of possibility that the accuser in this particular instance submitted to oral sex and failed to leave when she had the opportunity to do so out of an extreme sense of politesse. Does this make it rape or sexual assault on par with what other women have suffered? No, probably not. Does this make it absolutely unacceptable to do what Ansari did? Yes.

Topic: Assertiveness Test
Posted: 21 Jan 2018 21:31

My score was 80 on that test. Make of that what you will.

Topic: Would you sell yourself?
Posted: 18 Jan 2018 22:16

Yah, no.

Topic: Signet ring
Posted: 18 Jan 2018 20:56

I have 17kt (yes, seventeen--the British were a little weird with gold purity) Victorian-era signet ring that my jeweller, who specializes in estate and otherwise "secondhand" jewellery, found for me. It had never been engraved, so Joel engraved my first and last initials in it, in a beautiful scroll pattern.

Do I wear it all the time, or even very often? No. However, when I do, I receive tons of compliments. It's a work of art. Point being, I like my signet ring and I like wearing it, so I give exactly zero fucks as to the question of what other people might think of me for wearing it.

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