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Biography

Mum, aunt, sister, nurse, churchgoing United Methodist, writer of porn. In that order.

Name:
Jennifer
Sex:
Female 
Age:
39
Sign:
Virgo
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Paradise, British Columbia , Canada
Interests:
Reading, reading, reading, and also, reading. Oh, and shooting (Glock pistols), counted cross-stitch, knitting, gardening (particularly working on water gardens and raised beds), and floristry.
Favorite Books:
Through The Brazilian Wilderness; A Yellow Raft In Blue Water; Into Thin Air; Dominion; Passage To Juneau; Vox; U & I; Dead Wake: The Last Crossing of the Lusitania; Unbroken; A Widow For One Year; A Confederacy of Dunces; Lincoln; Catch-22; Schindler's List; Hitler's Willing Executioners: Ordinary Germans and the Holocaust; (misconceptions); Indian Killer; Under The Banner Of Heaven; 1861: The Civil War Awakening; God Is Not Great; The Hunt For Red October; Cadillac Desert; the entire Harry Potter series....the list goes on, and on, and on.
Favorite Authors:
Krakauer, Raban, Alexie, Dorris, Roosevelt, Ondaatje, Doig, Rowling, Erik Larson, Nicholson Baker, Naomi Wolf, Hitchens, Clancy, Kearns Goodwin...and again, the list goes on, and on, and on.
Favorite Movies:
The Harry Potter movies; The Hunt For Red October; Taken; Ocean's Eleven; Field of Dreams; Bull Durham; Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them; Run Silent, Run Deep; Crimson Tide; Indiana Jones and The Lost Ark; Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade; The Killing Fields; Hotel Rwanda; Major League (yes, really); Zodiac; All The President's Men; The English Patient...not much of a moviegoer but these round out my list of movies I can see over and over again.
Favourite TV Shows:
NCIS and its various spin-offs, anything news-related.
Favorite Music:
Widely varied taste in music...pretty much everything but metal.
Website:
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Stories:
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Topic: How Many Fucks do you give?
Posted: 23 Sep 2017 08:25

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Topic: Awesome Award 9/18/17: Verbal
Posted: 18 Sep 2017 20:31

I think my poor Lily just lost some hearing from my high-pitched squealing with delight. I'm so happy for you, Jeff! Lily will recover.

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Topic: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Browncoffee!!
Posted: 17 Sep 2017 22:11

Happy Birthday, H.!



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Topic: Dressing for SEX
Posted: 17 Sep 2017 22:08

I don't know. I love myself some exquisite lingerie, and love 'dressing up' for my partner. Maybe it's the tease that I enjoy?

I never think of it as a bother. Even when I'm just going out for a (rare) night with the girls, it's lace top stockings and a skirt or dress just exactly short enough to expose a bit of pale thigh and stocking tops when I cross my legs, and exactly long enough to not reveal anything more.

Topic: Easter Eggs in your stories?
Posted: 17 Sep 2017 21:49

Yerp. There are "easter eggs" in Losing It and Neighbours , most obviously, but I try to include a little something in every story.

Topic: Southern Sayings
Posted: 17 Sep 2017 08:27

Not sure if it's Southern but a friend of mine (Hawai'ian, but raised most of her life in Florida) calls all her female friends "Mama". As in, "Come over here for a spell, Mama Jen". And she's a solid twenty years my senior.

Grammie was Canadian but lived in SE Missouri, always did love hauling me all through the Deep South "to see the Americans" when I was a child. I therefore know that "well, bless your heart" is not a compliment.

Topic: Gold Give-away guessing contest
Posted: 17 Sep 2017 08:20

Dirty Martini, because I fucking love that piece, Mike. 9 December 2017.

Topic: All About Nails - General discussion board (Brands, trends, maintenance tips...)
Posted: 16 Sep 2017 08:19

I'd love to have plain lacquered nails, but given that in a single shift I probably wash my hands 50+ times, plus alcohol foam/gel applications, the lacquer just can't hold up to the constant abuse of the natural nail.

I've had short, gel (shellac) nails for almost two years now, and they both look good and function well. My natural nails grow really fast, so I have to have fills about every 7 days, but if your nails don't grow crazy fast, and you're not bent on keeping them as short as I keep mine (mind you, I'm not a scrub or circulating nurse anymore, so I don't have to scrub for surgery), you could probably go two weeks or more between fills.

Colours I like are all by OPI: the Hello Kitty (don't laugh!) collection ("Look At My Bow!" and "Starry-Eyed For Dear Daniel"); the classics ("Pompeii Purple" and "I'm Not Really A Waitress Red"); and my new favourite, "Madam President". All are blue-pinks or blue-reds.

Anyway. Point being, sometimes you have to give up on natural.

Topic: What is it you look for?
Posted: 16 Sep 2017 00:09

The ability to keep up with me, in all arenas.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 16 Sep 2017 00:04

Well, I've not been on the site in a bit...popped in on my birthday, I think, but that's it. When your birthday is 9/11, you now consider it a "happy birthday" if no one chooses to drive a plane into a building, or attack an embassy, or otherwise terrorise the world. So yes, I had a happy birthday.

The divine Ms. H. WhatsApped me the cutest birthday messages. Also an implied threat about the contest and me entering it (or rather, not entering it). Hand that girl a crop already, I'm sure her hands are tired from smacking lazy asses who refuse to write with the grace and style and amazing velocity she herself is capable of achieving.

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Mike,  Enough endless talking.  You once said that it is not bragging if one can back up one’s words with action, and now it has come time to back up your words, mon petit.   Please see attached; everything has been arranged.  Yours, Jen. No further explanation. A ‘click,’ a mental turn as my brain processed those three short sentences, and time quite changed, my vision dimming as I...

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Unexpected Endings

This was not what she intended at all when she walked into the Yale Street pub. She’d meant to have a soothing after work shot or two of Drambuie, call it good, and head home. Not this. Certainly not this. Yet here she was, bent over for all to see, in the half-lit darkness of the alley behind the bar--she wasn’t even sure it was the same one that she’d walked into. Forehead and hands...

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Under Fire

I know now, what I did not know then. I know now that your scars run too deep to be kissed away, that my love and devotion would be nothing in the face of your pain. I know now that no amount of my attention, my need, my willingness to give up my everything to you, would do anything to keep you with me, to keep you as my partner and my lover. Perhaps it is better that I did not know...

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Silken Smoke

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Neighbours

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Hope you're doing well. Sorry I missed your birthday altogether - hope you had a good one!

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Hope you have the hap-hap-happiest of birthdays, Jennifer.

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Posted: 11 Sep 2017 07:49
Have a lovely birthday, Jennifer.

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Posted: 11 Sep 2017 05:11


Fancy celebrating in a bubbly bath?

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Have a Wonderful Birthday Jen and many Good Wishes to you 🎂

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Posted: 10 Sep 2017 19:38


I hope you have a wonderful day and all your birthday wishes come true.. ...
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