About HeraTeleia


Mum, aunt, sister, nurse, churchgoing United Methodist, writer of porn. In that order.

Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Paradise, British Columbia , Canada
Reading, reading, reading, and also, reading. Oh, and shooting (Glock pistols), counted cross-stitch, knitting, gardening (particularly working on water gardens and raised beds), and floristry.
Favorite Books:
Through The Brazilian Wilderness; A Yellow Raft In Blue Water; Into Thin Air; Dominion; Passage To Juneau; Vox; U & I; Dead Wake: The Last Crossing of the Lusitania; Unbroken; A Widow For One Year; A Confederacy of Dunces; Lincoln; Catch-22; Schindler's List; Hitler's Willing Executioners: Ordinary Germans and the Holocaust; (misconceptions); Indian Killer; Under The Banner Of Heaven; 1861: The Civil War Awakening; God Is Not Great; The Hunt For Red October; Cadillac Desert; the entire Harry Potter series....the list goes on, and on, and on.
Favorite Authors:
Krakauer, Raban, Alexie, Dorris, Roosevelt, Ondaatje, Doig, Rowling, Erik Larson, Nicholson Baker, Naomi Wolf, Hitchens, Clancy, Kearns Goodwin...and again, the list goes on, and on, and on.
Favorite Movies:
The Harry Potter movies; The Hunt For Red October; Taken; Ocean's Eleven; Field of Dreams; Bull Durham; Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them; Run Silent, Run Deep; Crimson Tide; Indiana Jones and The Lost Ark; Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade; The Killing Fields; Hotel Rwanda; Major League (yes, really); Zodiac; All The President's Men; The English Patient...not much of a moviegoer but these round out my list of movies I can see over and over again.
Favourite TV Shows:
NCIS and its various spin-offs, anything news-related.
Favorite Music:
Widely varied taste in music...pretty much everything but metal.


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Topic: Our perception on Lush - how we are perceived here?
Posted: 12 Nov 2017 10:21

Pretty much the same online as off. I definitely use swear words more on here than in real life, but that's about the only difference. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/confused1.gif" alt="confused1">

Topic: Moderator of the Month, for October
Posted: 09 Nov 2017 21:04

Congratulations Curvy!! <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/pintdrunk.gif" alt="Pint Drunk">

Topic: Full Bush, Trimmed or Fully Shaven or Waxed
Posted: 09 Nov 2017 20:59

Professionally waxed but just starting the laser treatments.

Topic: How to control only automatic assault rifles in current circulation in the US?
Posted: 09 Nov 2017 20:33

Require that ALL rifles old in the USA be designed/engineered in a way that they cannot be converted to fully automatic. Add to that legal requirement that even on semi-automatic, it has to be engineered to have a shut off after 3 shots, so that the gun has to be rechambered. Limit the legal size of clips, unless specially federal licensed.

Outlaw bump stocks. Bump stocks are NOT protected by any Constitutional Amendments. Neither are clips.

Currently, a NATO style semi-automatic assault rifle can be bought for as cheap as $475 on sale at Academy Sports (a large sporting goods chain). It comes with a 30 round clip and uses NATO ammunition. The ammunition isn't cheap but it's not ridiculously priced either. For about $50 someone can order the parts to turn that gun into fully automatic. And the internet is crowded with sites and videos that show how to convert the gun to fully automatic.

Then have ATF raid the hell out of inner-city gangs, white supremacists groups, and drug syndicates to confiscate their enormous cache of illegal weapons.

Then HOW the hell do you shut down internet sites and videos that show how to convert guns to fully automatic, that show how to make bombs... all kind of bombs like pipe bombs, mail bombs, car bombs, fertilizer bombs, homemade hand grenades, etc. and fucking etc.?

It's really the latter that is a problem. People--at least the legal non-criminal sort--are too worried about ATF attention to convert to fully automatic, or at least that's the vibe I get at competitions. I could be wrong. But bump stocks? Fuck that. Same for suppressors. Nobody needs a bump stock AR-15 and absolutely nobody needs a suppressor. EarPros, guys, look into them.

All that said, yah, with the all the videos and G-d only knows what else available online, I could probably have my AR-15 converted to fully automatic in a week or less. Which is horrible.

Topic: Have you ever been searched by customs?
Posted: 08 Nov 2017 23:36

Yup. Nothing interesting.

Topic: forceful sex
Posted: 07 Nov 2017 21:32

I tore my partner's shirt off in the heat of the moment. All I can say is, buttons everywhere .

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 26 Oct 2017 10:09

Surgery day. Going under at 1415. Will probably be hospitalised overnight, which is exactly every nurse's worst nightmare--you hear every alarm, every code, everything, meaning no sleep or fitful sleep at best. Going to do my best to convince my ortho surgeon that it's cool, I can go home. I think he'll probably maybe possibly agree. I hope. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/confused1.gif" alt="confused1">

Topic: What is the funnest thing you have done naked???
Posted: 24 Oct 2017 20:16

Wasn't quite naked, in a very short negligee, with a barn coat that just covered my bum over that, but a generator had failed at the police agency I volunteer at and so at 0200 I was over working on an electrical panel with seven troopers trying very hard not to look at me.

It wasn't funny at the time, but funny now.

Topic: WHY?
Posted: 24 Oct 2017 20:11

why is everything about black cock now?
Is staying in your race that difficult? <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/baglady.gif" alt="Fugly">

Someone has issues with Small Penis Syndrome. Also No Sex In Ever Syndrome. Also Blame The Blacks Syndrome. "Staying in race..."? I politely invite you to fuck off, sir.

Topic: Preference in positions?
Posted: 24 Oct 2017 19:45


Nah, fam.** CFO.

**H.'s fault for the phrasing.

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Would he look good in a home knitted sweater, Jen?

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