About HeraTeleia


Mum, aunt, sister, nurse, churchgoing United Methodist, writer of porn. In that order.

Paradise, British Columbia , Canada
Reading, reading, reading, and also, reading. Oh, and shooting (Glock pistols), counted cross-stitch, knitting, gardening (particularly working on water gardens and raised beds), and floristry.
Favorite Books:
Through The Brazilian Wilderness; A Yellow Raft In Blue Water; Into Thin Air; Dominion; Passage To Juneau; Vox; U & I; Dead Wake: The Last Crossing of the Lusitania; Unbroken; A Widow For One Year; A Confederacy of Dunces; Lincoln; Catch-22; Schindler's List; Hitler's Willing Executioners: Ordinary Germans and the Holocaust; (misconceptions); Indian Killer; Under The Banner Of Heaven; 1861: The Civil War Awakening; God Is Not Great; The Hunt For Red October; Cadillac Desert; the entire Harry Potter series....the list goes on, and on, and on.
Favorite Authors:
Krakauer, Raban, Alexie, Dorris, Roosevelt, Ondaatje, Doig, Rowling, Erik Larson, Nicholson Baker, Naomi Wolf, Hitchens, Clancy, Kearns Goodwin...and again, the list goes on, and on, and on.
Favorite Movies:
The Harry Potter movies; The Hunt For Red October; Taken; Ocean's Eleven; Field of Dreams; Bull Durham; Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them; Run Silent, Run Deep; Crimson Tide; Indiana Jones and The Lost Ark; Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade; The Killing Fields; Hotel Rwanda; Major League (yes, really); Zodiac; All The President's Men; The English Patient...not much of a moviegoer but these round out my list of movies I can see over and over again.
Favourite TV Shows:
NCIS and its various spin-offs, anything news-related.
Favorite Music:
Widely varied taste in music...pretty much everything but metal.


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Topic: Scottish kilts
Posted: 30 May 2017 00:03

Yes, please....nothing hotter than a guy in a kilt or a Utilikilt. 5.11 TactiKilts make my heart absolutely require that an AED be immediately available.



Topic: Story isnt getting posted, need help
Posted: 29 May 2017 19:45


You're missing that the moderators/story verifiers are volunteers, it's a holiday weekend in many countries, you are submitting your first story to the site, and sometimes a combination of factors such as these might possibly lead to a delay in the posting or rejection of your story.

As to your copyright question, I do not understand what it is that you are asking.

Welcome to Lush.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 25 May 2017 06:57

Alas, working this morning. So a giant cup (mug?) of whatever sludge coffee-like substance is left, please. With cream and sugar, please...you might need to get Mike for the "cream" part. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed">

Topic: Porn or Real Girls?
Posted: 24 May 2017 16:29

Aren't they one and the same? <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/eusa_think.gif" alt="Think">

I think most female member's pics are "borrowed", although that seems to be changing. Me, I was too lazy to go find a pic for my avatar, so yah...that's just me in my avi. The OP may not know about the high "borrowing" rate.

Side note: Please, jack off or whatever to my stories, not so much my picture. Please. Thank you and have a lovely day.

ETA: What a surprise. Georgiagirl23, way to steal other women's pictures off of Google to set your profile up to look like that's you. Wow. It took me exactly two minutes to find your "borrowed" pics. Classy.

Topic: Describing Cyber Sex
Posted: 24 May 2017 02:35

So I'm thinking that maybe the OP is trying to write his first erotica piece and is hoping to use chat transcripts to accomplish that feat?

I really--and this is only my opinion--don't think that trying to incorporate all of the elements of any given "sexy chat" is a particularly good idea. I've seen it done once, where the author lifted whole direct dialogue from a chat he'd had with me and put it into his story.

Besides feeling slightly violated (plagiarism is plagiarism, and if you lift my words wholesale from a tract, it's plagiarism) the story was perfectly awful. Not seamless, very jumpy--I couldn't even follow it, and I was part of the story. He eventually killed it, I believe, and has left the site.

Point being, read the divine Ms. B, read Jen, read other writers. Learn to use the "sexy chats" more as research and less as actual verbatim material. Good luck.

Topic: The Lush Liar Liar Quiz - The answers are up and it's tiebreak time!
Posted: 19 May 2017 19:06

Going with false, false, false. Sorry. Just not that imaginative.

Topic: rules of blood and gore
Posted: 18 May 2017 21:49

Yeah, how someone can even have an idea that a nurse might even slightly be interested in a patient or resident is beyond me...when I'm at work, I'm there to work. It's not fun. Scary most times, dreading when things might go wrong. Maybe some nurses have done something like that before? But I'd rather be dead before that. Job stress is too real to act like being a nurse is sexy for even half a second...it really, really isn't.

Yup. Like I said, maybe talk to an actual nurse before writing some kind of romantic nurse/patient or nurse/physician story. Yes, herds of residents arrive every July, and yes, herds of them have "naughty nurse" fantasies, but...no. As to getting it on with an actual patient? He must be bloody well kidding. Besides violating assorted ethics laws, yah...in my case, my patients tend to be unconscious.

So yah. Work is work. Work is not romance. Nurses are professionals and, at least in my case on my floor, treated as key members of the care team. I'm not interested in my patient's dick...I'm interested in his I/O and his SpO2.

Topic: Gutted, RIP Chris Cornell
Posted: 18 May 2017 02:44

Well, Golden Gardens park in Seattle is sure to be covered in bouquets by morning. He was a good man.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 18 May 2017 02:35

Nah, fam. Mike, get me two of those Mexican Coca-Colas, the kind in the glass bottle, made with cane sugar. And get H. the same.

Side note: I am wayyyy too old to be using either the words "nah" or "fam", but H. has seduced me.

Topic: Would you date a garbage man?
Posted: 17 May 2017 23:38

People can be assholes no matter their occupation, whether they're a rubbish collector or an artist, they didn't start being a prick as soon as they got the job, they've always been one. I don't know what you do for a living but chances are your job didn't automatically make you an ass.

This. Read it, Hasabrain2. Read this. No matter your occupation, you've definitely got some insecurity issues. I'd suggest a therapist but I'm sure that you quite think those sorts are for the weak, and you are definitely for sure not insecure or weak.

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