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Mum, aunt, sister, nurse, churchgoing United Methodist, writer of porn. In that order.

Name:
Jennifer
Sex:
Female 
Age:
38
Sign:
Virgo
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Paradise, British Columbia , Canada
Interests:
Reading, reading, reading, and also, reading. Oh, and shooting (Glock pistols), counted cross-stitch, knitting, gardening (particularly working on water gardens and raised beds), and floristry.
Favorite Books:
Through The Brazilian Wilderness; A Yellow Raft In Blue Water; Into Thin Air; Dominion; Passage To Juneau; Vox; U & I; Dead Wake: The Last Crossing of the Lusitania; Unbroken; A Widow For One Year; A Confederacy of Dunces; Lincoln; Catch-22; Schindler's List; Hitler's Willing Executioners: Ordinary Germans and the Holocaust; (misconceptions); Indian Killer; Under The Banner Of Heaven; 1861: The Civil War Awakening; God Is Not Great; The Hunt For Red October; Cadillac Desert; the entire Harry Potter series....the list goes on, and on, and on.
Favorite Authors:
Krakauer, Raban, Alexie, Dorris, Roosevelt, Ondaatje, Doig, Rowling, Erik Larson, Nicholson Baker, Naomi Wolf, Hitchens, Clancy, Kearns Goodwin...and again, the list goes on, and on, and on.
Favorite Movies:
The Harry Potter movies; The Hunt For Red October; Taken; Ocean's Eleven; Field of Dreams; Bull Durham; Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them; Run Silent, Run Deep; Crimson Tide; Indiana Jones and The Lost Ark; Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade; The Killing Fields; Hotel Rwanda; Major League (yes, really); Zodiac; All The President's Men; The English Patient...not much of a moviegoer but these round out my list of movies I can see over and over again.
Favourite TV Shows:
NCIS and its various spin-offs, anything news-related.
Favorite Music:
Widely varied taste in music...pretty much everything but metal.
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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 Jul 2017 00:32

...news about John McCain being diagnosed with the same form of cancer that took the lives of Sen. Ted Kennedy and VP Joe Biden's son, Bo. (sigh)

Yah, good man. I've always respected him, even though his political affiliation was not exactly to my taste.

The only positive thing I can say about his being diagnosed with a glioblastoma is that oddly enough, and as macabre as it may seem, it's generally the one kind of true brain cancer (as opposed to metastasis from a malignant lesion elsewhere in the body) that ranks high on the "okay cancer type to be diagnosed with" list. Yes, if you work at all in medicine, you develop a list of Ways I Want To Die. It's a thing.

Point is, glioblastomas, or gliomas, are very rapid in their development and encroachment on the whole of the brain itself--it's a thing called mass effect, wherein the tumour (in this case) pretty much squishes all of the rest of the brain against the skull. There are no viable surgical or medical interventions that will extend your life much beyond two years from the initial diagnosis--although since McCain's diagnosis was incidental (meaning that he doesn't actively have any symptoms resulting from mass effect, it wasn't being looked for during the surgery to remove the blood clot in his eyes, and so the finding was purely an accident) he may well live beyond the average of 14 months from diagnosis to death.

So why is it on my Ways I Want To Die list? Simply because by the time you find out about your glioma, there is nothing to be done but to get your affairs in order as quickly as possible and to go into hospice (palliative) care. Yes, some patients will relentlessly suffer through "weedwhacking" surgeries, repeatedly, but with a glioma, the glioma plays by house rules and always wins. Would much prefer a year or less of life made comfortable with palliative care than to have another type of malignant brain or other cancer that would offer me the remote hope of remission in exchange for going through aggressive and miserable therapeutic care.

Godspeed, Sen. McCain.

Topic: Highest Level of Education
Posted: 21 Jul 2017 00:06

M.P.H., B.S.N., B.Sc. (molecular and cellular biology).

Still, my most important title is "Maman".

Topic: If you met the person above in a dark alley...
Posted: 20 Jul 2017 23:50

We're both Canadian. So, naturally, we'd engage in the "No, you go ahead"/"No, YOU go ahead" or the "I'm sorry"/"Terribly sorry to disturb you" game.

Topic: We all know every girls body is different. But what's some things in general, every girl likes sexually?
Posted: 17 Jul 2017 22:53

Sitting in a bathtub filled to the brim with $100 bills, whilst sipping a good Champagne and reading erotica.

Seriously, there's no "secret" that will do it for every woman, every time, under any circumstance. Sorry to be the one to break it to you, OP.

Topic: Moderator of the Month, for June
Posted: 17 Jul 2017 08:43

Congratulations! Thank you for giving so generously of your time and skills to the site.

Topic: African Big Game Trophy Hunting
Posted: 16 Jul 2017 20:56

Required reading: Dominion: The Power of Man, the Suffering of Animals, and the Call To Mercy , by Matthew Scully. Brilliantly researched book, brilliantly written. You're welcome.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 16 Jul 2017 20:14

Hello, just stumbled across this ...

Well, if you've got the stumbling part down, you're halfway to being a Rump Regular. Basics: Don't pet Terrence the tarantula, unless you're me, which I'm pretty sure you're not; ignore any noises coming from the stockroom; the hot tub is out back, it's a dumpster but hey, it works; and don't mind that stripper's pole set up just about in the middle of the room.

Welcome, love and have a seat here at the bar. Might want to throw down a handkerchief or something, looks to be a tad sticky, that one does. I'm Jennifer. Tall, Canadian, mum, doting aunt, and sometimes writer of passable wank material. Lovely to have you here.

Topic: Get In Here and Wish Nicola A Happy Birthday!!
Posted: 15 Jul 2017 09:29

Wishing Lush's founder and all-around awesome Nicola a Happy Birthday!!


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Topic: African Big Game Trophy Hunting
Posted: 15 Jul 2017 07:55

Big game trophy hunting, whatever language may be employed to justify it, is abhorrent. Particularly abhorrent are "canned" hunts, which are found both in the U.S. and abroad. In a "canned" hunt, the animals are literally fenced in--there is no sportsmanship (if you can call killing something for the sake of killing something "sport"), just a guide driving a client around until the designated animal, who cannot escape and may even have been intentionally acclimated to humans, is found for the client to "hunt".

Every time I see one of those photos, of some idiot posing with their "trophy", I lose a little more faith in humanity. Pretty sure, though, that a special place in Hell is reserved for those who would kill for the sake of killing.

Topic: Does the 2nd Amendment only apply to white people?
Posted: 14 Jul 2017 09:41

Am I comfortable with a person of any colour walking around with a slung rifle? No. Is it legal? Yes. Was the guy who did the stroll through the airport with a slung AR making a statement, and do I think that "making a statement" is an idiotic reason to do something like what he did? Yes, and yes. Would he have been treated very differently had he been non-white? Yes, absolutely. It is an unfortunate truth that the U.S., and especially DHS and TSA agents, is/are not colourblind.

Like the two dolts who walked into a Chipotle about a year ago with slung rifles, this guy does exactly nothing for those who are responsible members of the gun owning community. My feelings on open carry are pretty much the same as those on open carry of long arms--you're an idiot for doing it, it's not illegal, but it's also not illegal for me to keep a very careful watch on you, or remove myself and my family from whatever establishment you happen to be frequenting. It's also not illegal for me to advise the establishment of my reasons for leaving.

You want to play mall ninja? Go ahead, tac it up, but you're still a weak, stupid excuse for a human being. Also? You'd be the first guy shot by a *real* bad guy.

As with WellMadeMale, I own multiple firearms. I won't give the exact number because at the end of the day, it doesn't matter. Still, seeing threads like this, where everyone is playing every card in the deck, is a disappointment and again, it's an embarrassment to me personally and to responsible gun owners everywhere.

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