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Mother, sister, nurse, lover, churchgoing United Methodist, writer of porn. In that order.

Name:
Jennifer
Sex:
Female 
Age:
38
Sign:
Virgo
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Paradise, British Columbia , Canada
Interests:
Reading, reading, reading, and also, reading. Oh, and shooting (Glock pistols), counted cross-stitch, knitting, gardening (particularly working on water gardens and raised beds), and floristry.
Favorite Books:
Through The Brazilian Wilderness; A Yellow Raft In Blue Water; Into Thin Air; Dominion; Passage To Juneau; Vox; U & I; Dead Wake: The Last Crossing of the Lusitania; Unbroken; A Widow For One Year; A Confederacy of Dunces; Lincoln; Catch-22; Schindler's List; Hitler's Willing Executioners: Ordinary Germans and the Holocaust; (misconceptions); Indian Killer; Under The Banner Of Heaven; 1861: The Civil War Awakening; God Is Not Great; The Hunt For Red October; Cadillac Desert; the entire Harry Potter series....the list goes on, and on, and on.
Favorite Authors:
Krakauer, Raban, Alexie, Dorris, Roosevelt, Ondaatje, Doig, Rowling, Erik Larson, Nicholson Baker, Naomi Wolf, Hitchens, Clancy, Kearns Goodwin...and again, the list goes on, and on, and on.
Favorite Movies:
The Harry Potter movies; The Hunt For Red October; Taken; Ocean's Eleven; Field of Dreams; Bull Durham; Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them; Run Silent, Run Deep; Crimson Tide; Indiana Jones and The Lost Ark; Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade; The Killing Fields; Hotel Rwanda; Major League (yes, really); Zodiac; All The President's Men; The English Patient...not much of a moviegoer but these round out my list of movies I can see over and over again.
Favourite TV Shows:
NCIS and its various spin-offs, anything news-related.
Favorite Music:
Widely varied taste in music...pretty much everything but metal.
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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 24 Apr 2017 17:03

So happy, Jeff! And I've never talked much with Layla, to my detriment, but please pass on my congratulations! Ballpark date for the wedding? Is this the first true Lush marriage?

Topic: donald trump for president
Posted: 24 Apr 2017 09:24

As for the Pacific war that was the only part of WWII which the U.S.A. and the other allies won as they most definitely lost the one in Europe .

Wow. One grandfather landed on Juno Beach, the other was already a German P.O.W. (and repeat escapee) well before Pearl Harbour. My grandmother was an RCAF nurse assigned to the British division tasked with the liberation of Bergen-Belsen.

All three were awarded medals of the highest order for their service.

So, what I'm saying is, would you please be so good as to read one fucking history book written by an actual historian and not some dumbass Pepe cocksucking motherfucker before posting absolute bollocks nonsense, please? Thank you.

Topic: 29 people shot in less than 18 hours in Chicago
Posted: 24 Apr 2017 08:48

This is such a silly, circular argument.

If you don't like guns, for whatever reason, you don't like guns. Come to my home range and throw some lead downrange, and you'll suddenly understand why shooters call it a "negligent discharge", not an "accidental discharge". The use of the word 'negligent' implies that a human , a responsible adult human, made a one-off mistake (or series of mistakes) that led to tragedy. The term "accidental" does not place any blame on anyone but the weapon itself.

I am tired of seeing this "but, but...that two year old picked up the gun!" Yah, and pulled the trigger. Why isn't the parent who who chose to not lock up the gun, who chose not to drop the magazine and clear the chamber, in jail on charges of manslaughter or similar lesser count of murder ? Throw in some child endangerment charges too, just for grins.

Don't believe me? PM me. I am as of this moment offering to take any Lush Gold or Platinum member to the range as my guest.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 24 Apr 2017 07:48

carefully placing Terrence back on top of the nut dispenser, giving him a fond good-bye pet

Ahem. Bill, may I borrow the keys to the stockroom? Also, may I have a glass of water and two orders of double Jack Daniels, neat? And maybe a couple of hand towels? That stockroom can get...tight. And messy.

Seems that Shawn is a bit worried about his first collaboration, his first submission to Lush, period, and I think he needs a little dose of Cowboy Up, courtesy of his collaboration partner. Check that, his collaboration partner needs a little dose of him, and then is going to smack his fine ass, kiss him hard and tell him to cowboy right the fuck up.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 24 Apr 2017 06:48

*sighing* now I want H. to send me a batch of Anzac biscuits...I've tried to make them, and failed miserably.

Topic: Ppl are real big behind the keyboards
Posted: 24 Apr 2017 04:22

Camille, welcome to Lush.

You'll find that the onslaught of unsolicited messages and friend requests dies down a bit after a while. Until then, the "block" button is your friend. Again, welcome and please don't presume that the actions of the few represent the community as a whole.

Topic: 29 people shot in less than 18 hours in Chicago
Posted: 24 Apr 2017 02:30

Is your finger on the bang switch? No? Then the gun is not discharging a projectile. No pistol in the history of ever has discharged upon being dropped or otherwise mishandled barring depression of the trigger. Which, if you're only familiar with guns from the movies or from your imagination, is actually something that takes at least some modicum of force and intent.

Guns in and of themselves are not responsible for gun violence. Last I checked, none of my girls (Glock 34, Glock 26, Glock 36, Glock 43, Sig p229) had ever managed to escape their biometrically controlled safe, shed their trigger guards, seat their own magazines, rack their own slides and then proceed to go on a shooting rampage.

I do not know that there is one single solution to gun violence, but to expect that those who would act with evil intent would go skipping happily down the block to turn in their illicit weapons is to expect the realisation of a carefully constructed fantasy.

FTR, I do not hunt, I rarely if ever carry a firearm on my person--although I do occasionally teach defencive pistol classes--and I own nothing material in my house worth sacrificing a human life over. Nothing.

Unless an intruder is posing a direct, immediate, incontrovertible threat to myself or my family, I am not going to draw; however, if I am forced to draw, I will immediately sight in and fire until slide lock into centre of mass. Meaning, I am not going to stand there and yell, "I have a gun!". I am going to dial 911--probably not for the first time--put the phone on speaker as I order the individual to remove himself from my house. If we're all lucky, he'll back up and the police will arrive. If we are not--well, it is what it is. The individual who absorbed bullets until slide lock made his decision, and I was forced into making mine.

Yes, I am an odd duck in the world of firearms enthusiasts. I am female, I am a Democrat, and I am not obsessed with home defence--most of the time, my girls are actually at the range, and are not even at home with me. Norman and Lily pretty much have the home defence thing down.

Again, when any one of my girls is home, she has her magazine removed, her slide locked back and a trigger guard in place, all whilst inside a biometrically controlled gun safe. I am a responsible gun owner. I am not a threat. I may well be your best defence.

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 23 Apr 2017 22:12



I know the answer to both of these questions, buddy.

Besides, next time you feel like being pedantic about others' grammar, I'd invite you to recall that you just misspelled the two-letter word 'of'.

Thanks, SP, I just snorted tea laughing.

Topic: I AM
Posted: 22 Apr 2017 22:22

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Posted: 22 Apr 2017 08:40
Good day, Jennifer.

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you're a rather intriguing woman. knitting needles and glocks, oh my... lol looking forward to getting to know you

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