About hidingmydarksecrets

Biography

I am different, and I mean that only in the best possible way.

I am legally employed, live quite comfortably, am good with who I am, and I do what I do regardless of what anyone says or does. I love taboo. The dirtier the better. I don't conform to what society says, nor do I give a shit what they think. I live my own life, and people need to live theirs.

I tell it how it is. No bullshit. No lies. And I'm not a fake. I don't want any of those either. I don't have time or interest in morons. I'm on this site to have fun, to meet people, and do my own thing. If you can't handle that? That's your problem.

i'm a straight guy. I would love to make friends who think like me. I'd be interested in something more if I find the right person. And if I don't? There's always masturbation.

Message me. Say hello. Read my stories. Send me comments. Send me money. Hell, send me you if you're cute, funny, friendly and like to hang out with someone different. And that's all folks...

Name:
Joey H
Sex:
Male 
Relationship Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Michigan, United States
Local Time:
15 Aug 2018 14:26
Interests:
Bicycle riding, reading, writing, music, masturbation and sex. Not necessarily in that order, but it's not to say I wouldn't mind masturbating while on a bike and listening to music.

I love sex. I especially love oral sex. I'll give it as long as a girl will enjoy getting it. Plain and simple, I get turned on, I have crazy hormones, and age means nothing. The dirtier the better.
Favorite Books:
Drama, Suspense, Legal Thrillers, True Crime
Favorite Authors:
Nicholas Sparks, John Grisham, Brad Metzler, Brad Thor, Vince Flynn, David Baldacci, JK Rowling, Stephanie Meyer
Favorite Movies:
Pulp Fiction, The Place Beyond The Pines, Moneybag, Trouble With The Curve, Jack Reacher, Mission Impossible, Action Movies, Drama and Suspense. Some romance is okay, but I'm telling you what, 50 Shades? Hottest damn movies ever put in theaters.
Favourite TV Shows:
Orange Is The New Black, Weeds (when it was on), Walking Dead, Baseball (huge fan), Chicago PD, Pretty Little Liars, Switched At Birth, The Fosters, Guilt, Dead of Summer.
Favorite Music:
U2, Ben Rector, Marcus Foster, Mumford & Sons, Judah & The Lion, Florence And The Machine, Coldplay, Duran Duran. One Republic, O.A.R., The Smiths, The Cure, The Clash, Queen, a LOT of metal and hard rock, and tons of others you probably haven't heard of. 80's Music is my favorite, and I think Eminem is a fucking genius.

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Topic: Has anyone ever watched or filmed you fucking?
Posted: 18 Jun 2018 23:15

Yes. It was brought up with some friends that wanted to watch. I enjoyed it. About a month later I was in a very taboo situation where it was discussed she wanted to watch me fuck. I enjoyed it more than anything I’d done. We actually talked about it later after the fact and slept together. A couple weeks later the chance came up again to allow someone to watch, tape and be sexually involved. No regrets.

Topic: Have you ever had sex or performed oral sex in front of others?
Posted: 06 Jan 2018 20:06

Yes. I love doing it, and love letting people watch me do it. And if someone will do it on me? In front of others? Hot as hell. Even better.

Topic: What do you think about when you masterbate?
Posted: 06 Jan 2018 20:04

The last person that I had sex with. Especially if it was amazing.

Topic: Potus45 - Will he be impeached?
Posted: 05 Nov 2017 00:28

I'm sorry, but every time I read "will he be impeached", I cannot help but laugh. Because 9 seconds after I see another one of those posts, the toad goes on Twitter or other social media, calls people discriminatory names, insults other countries, says derogatory things about people's race, color, creed, ethnic background or something else that anyone else would be arrested for, shot or hung, and he gets away with it.

Give it up. Anyone that voted for that worthless tool is responsible for him being in office, and you're stuck with him, as I am, for the remainder of his presidency. He is the biggest worthless piece of shit that I have ever seen in my life in office, but Hillary wouldn't have been worth a damn either, so one way or another, we would have been boned in the ass without lube.

Congrats to anyone that wanted this "Make America A Pile of Shit" in office. It's your fault this fucktard is running our country. Impeach him? I'm still laughing. The Russian tapes? Buying the election? Facebook information? All that? Who cares? It's done. He'll probably still keep doing it while he's in office. All he has to do is write an executive order telling anyone pursuing him to fuck off. And he wins.

Next.

Topic: Bikinis - the skimpier the better?
Posted: 13 Sep 2016 19:37

The funny thing is? I disagree, and I'm a guy.

I like bikinis, they are sexy as hell, but in truth, I'd prefer something a bit bigger on the bikini side, to leave it to my sexual imagination what it looks like underneath. Just a personal opinion and thought.

If a girl wears a bikini that is too skimpy, it leaves nothing to the imagination. Boring. I'd rather be left questioning.

Maybe I'm different. But too many guys are too damn predictable. I'm not.

Topic: top ten movies you can watch over and over
Posted: 13 Sep 2016 19:35

1. The Blues Brothers
2. Pulp Fiction
3. The Breakfast Club
4. Ferris Beuller's Day Off
5. Clockwork Orange
6. The Shining
7. Twin Peaks
8. Purple Rain
9. Joy
10. Spotlight

Topic: When was the last time you had sex? [BE HONEST]
Posted: 06 Aug 2016 21:17

Last night. Twice.

Topic: February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted: 06 Aug 2016 21:07

I'm sorry to say, but Trump is a fucking tool. Plain and simple. He insults our veterans. He insults people that matter. He's a racist. And you want that piece of shit as a leader? No.

I don't like Hillary either. I can't stand the thought of voting for either of those idiots. But Trump isn't going to bring back America to a leading role. He's going to wind up getting our country to go after each other, divide racial barriers, get people to kill each other, and he's going to end up with every other country in the world wanting to drop a bomb on us.

Great leadership role. He's a tool. And before I'd vote for someone like that? I'd vote for my dog.

Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 06 Aug 2016 20:37

U2 catalogue on my iPod.

Topic: Pokemon GO?
Posted: 31 Jul 2016 18:17

I honestly have friends that are into this, and they've said it's not only addicting, regardless of age, but socially it actually helps bring people out into society and meet others. What I have not yet seen is that it hasn't quite turned deadly (except people finding dead bodies), but so far, I haven't heard much of people running into issues with bad things.

I have friends that have done it, and they love it. I haven't gone down that road. Quite honestly, I'm waiting to see how long it lasts. "if" it continues, I may make an attempt.

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Christina (Part 2)

I was sitting at my computer desk, staring at the screen. All I could think of was that Christina, my stepdaughter Katie and their friend Allison were upstairs in Katie's room talking about God knows what, maybe sleeping, or for all I know, maybe doing more than just that with each other. I sat there staring at my screen, horny as hell, and desperately wanting a couple of things. I wanted...

Added 08 Jul 2018 | Category Teen | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 10,824 | 8 Comments

Miranda

The first time I went to Tennessee, I was a kid. It was a great experience. I had the fortune of seeing Graceland, where Elvis lived. The next time I went, I had the opportunity to see Nashville. This was years before it exploded into a busy metropolitan area. The country world was slowly but surely moving to Nashville, taking it over, and when I saw it with my family, the craziness hadn't...

Added 23 Jun 2018 | Category Teen | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.56 | Views 8,401 | 7 Comments

Christina

My stepdaughter liked to have friends over to the house on the weekends when her mom was working. The reason being, I knew through the years, was simple. Her mom was a prude, very stuffy, stuck up, and although we had kids, she didn't like to be around a lot of young people. So my stepdaughter would make mentions on Wednesday or Thursday about having friends over. I'd always say yes. I...

Added 01 Jun 2018 | Category Taboo | Votes 45 | Avg Score 4.98 | Views 24,042 | 24 Comments

Elizabeth (Part 3)

Sitting at my desk the next evening, I wasn't sure what the hell I was going to do. Just one night earlier, I was turned on, horny, worked up, and desperately needed to get off. I actually had intended to just watch some porn as I was known to do, take care of business and go to bed. Until Elizabeth dinged my phone. One thing led to another. And I was able to watch her cum right in front of...

Added 24 May 2018 | Category Taboo | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 7,872 | 12 Comments

An Activity that wasn't planned on our vacation (part 3)

My wife and stepdaughter were in the city. We were on vacation in Tennessee. I'd just talked to Mandy on the phone. I was shocked beyond words when my stepdaughter said she knew we were doing something. I didn't know how the fuck to answer. Considering at the time, I was married, she was sixteen, her friend Katie was sixteen, and I was married to Mandy's mom. I didn't give her a direct...

Added 07 May 2018 | Category Teen | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 18,728 | 7 Comments

Elizabeth (part 2)

It had been two days since I heard from Elizabeth. I hadn't gotten a message from her on KIK. I hadn't heard a word from her. I didn't know if I'd scared her off. Hell, I didn't know if she had gotten off the way she wanted to, had enough, and I'd never hear from her again. I figured, what the fuck, nothing I could do about it. So I went on about life. I was doing my thing. I'd hang out with...

Added 29 Apr 2018 | Category Taboo | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 8,512 | 7 Comments

An activity that wasn't planned on our vacation (part 2)

My wife, stepdaughter and I were on vacation in Tennesse. My stepdaughter Mandy had brought her friend Katie with her. Driving down through the mountains had already been an amazing time. We loved the sights, played the license plate game, had been joking and laughing, and listening to Katie make perverted dirty comments made the drive even better. Looking at the stuffed up attitude of my...

Added 26 Mar 2018 | Category Teen | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 17,285 | 10 Comments

Elizabeth

I'd used chat programs and messengers for years. It's not something that was new to me. But over the years, as technology changed, and things happened, I'd lost touch with a lot of people I'd chatted with through Yahoo, AOL and other messengers I'd had. It just wasn't the same. With texting, chat rooms, social media and all that, it was easier to make friends and keep up with them online. ...

Added 28 Feb 2018 | Category Taboo | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 14,854 | 11 Comments

My Best Friend's Sister (Part 4)

I knew that if I kept doing what I was doing, it would not turn out good. But I also couldn't stop myself. And I don't think I wanted to stop what I was doing. Because Amanda was so fucking cute, so young, so outgoing, so full of spunk, and just didn't care that she was flirting with me, and she was twenty years younger than me. I liked Amanda. She was a cute girl. I'd met her in college....

Added 23 Feb 2018 | Category Taboo | Votes 21 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 10,524 | 5 Comments

An activity that wasn't planned on our vacation

I hadn't looked forward to a vacation like this in a long time. Yes, I'd gone on vacations with my wife and kids. Yes, I'd had a pretty good time. Yes, I'd been lucky enough to go different places around the country. But this was different. I was excited because I was going to a vacation spot I'd been to a number of times, staying in a cabin in the mountains. Being outside in the...

Added 16 Feb 2018 | Category Teen | Votes 40 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 20,047 | 17 Comments

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