About hidingmydarksecrets

Biography

I am different, and I mean that only in the best possible way.

I am legally employed, live quite comfortably, am good with who I am, and I do what I do regardless of what anyone says or does. I love taboo. The dirtier the better. I don't conform to what society says, nor do I give a shit what they think. I live my own life, and people need to live theirs.

I tell it how it is. No bullshit. No lies. And I'm not a fake. I don't want any of those either. I don't have time or interest in morons. I'm on this site to have fun, to meet people, and do my own thing. If you can't handle that? That's your problem.

i'm a straight guy. I would love to make friends who think like me. I'd be interested in something more if I find the right person. And if I don't? There's always masturbation.

Message me. Say hello. Read my stories. Send me comments. Send me money. Hell, send me you if you're cute, funny, friendly and like to hang out with someone different. You can find me on KIK - hidingmydarksecrets - I love to chat.

And that's all folks...

Name:
Joey H
Sex:
Male 
Relationship Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Michigan, United States
Local Time:
23 Jan 2018 23:06
Interests:
Bicycle riding, reading, writing, music, masturbation and sex. Not necessarily in that order, but it's not to say I wouldn't mind masturbating while on a bike and listening to music.

I love sex. I especially love oral sex. I'll give it as long as a girl will enjoy getting it. Plain and simple, I get turned on, I have crazy hormones, and age means nothing. The dirtier the better.
Favorite Books:
Drama, Suspense, Legal Thrillers, True Crime
Favorite Authors:
Nicholas Sparks, John Grisham, Brad Metzler, Brad Thor, Vince Flynn, David Baldacci, JK Rowling, Stephanie Meyer
Favorite Movies:
Pulp Fiction, The Place Beyond The Pines, Moneybag, Trouble With The Curve, Jack Reacher, Mission Impossible, Action Movies, Drama and Suspense. Some romance is okay, but I'm telling you what, 50 Shades? Hottest damn movies ever put in theaters.
Favourite TV Shows:
Orange Is The New Black, Weeds (when it was on), Walking Dead, Baseball (huge fan), Chicago PD, Pretty Little Liars, Switched At Birth, The Fosters, Guilt, Dead of Summer.
Favorite Music:
U2, Ben Rector, Marcus Foster, Mumford & Sons, Judah & The Lion, Florence And The Machine, Coldplay, Duran Duran. One Republic, O.A.R., The Smiths, The Cure, The Clash, Queen, a LOT of metal and hard rock, and tons of others you probably haven't heard of. 80's Music is my favorite, and I think Eminem is a fucking genius.

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Topic: Have you ever had sex or performed oral sex in front of others?
Posted: 06 Jan 2018 20:06

Yes. I love doing it, and love letting people watch me do it. And if someone will do it on me? In front of others? Hot as hell. Even better.

Topic: What do you think about when you masterbate?
Posted: 06 Jan 2018 20:04

The last person that I had sex with. Especially if it was amazing.

Topic: Potus45 - Will he be impeached?
Posted: 05 Nov 2017 00:28

I'm sorry, but every time I read "will he be impeached", I cannot help but laugh. Because 9 seconds after I see another one of those posts, the toad goes on Twitter or other social media, calls people discriminatory names, insults other countries, says derogatory things about people's race, color, creed, ethnic background or something else that anyone else would be arrested for, shot or hung, and he gets away with it.

Give it up. Anyone that voted for that worthless tool is responsible for him being in office, and you're stuck with him, as I am, for the remainder of his presidency. He is the biggest worthless piece of shit that I have ever seen in my life in office, but Hillary wouldn't have been worth a damn either, so one way or another, we would have been boned in the ass without lube.

Congrats to anyone that wanted this "Make America A Pile of Shit" in office. It's your fault this fucktard is running our country. Impeach him? I'm still laughing. The Russian tapes? Buying the election? Facebook information? All that? Who cares? It's done. He'll probably still keep doing it while he's in office. All he has to do is write an executive order telling anyone pursuing him to fuck off. And he wins.

Next.

Topic: Bikinis - the skimpier the better?
Posted: 13 Sep 2016 19:37

The funny thing is? I disagree, and I'm a guy.

I like bikinis, they are sexy as hell, but in truth, I'd prefer something a bit bigger on the bikini side, to leave it to my sexual imagination what it looks like underneath. Just a personal opinion and thought.

If a girl wears a bikini that is too skimpy, it leaves nothing to the imagination. Boring. I'd rather be left questioning.

Maybe I'm different. But too many guys are too damn predictable. I'm not.

Topic: top ten movies you can watch over and over
Posted: 13 Sep 2016 19:35

1. The Blues Brothers
2. Pulp Fiction
3. The Breakfast Club
4. Ferris Beuller's Day Off
5. Clockwork Orange
6. The Shining
7. Twin Peaks
8. Purple Rain
9. Joy
10. Spotlight

Topic: When was the last time you had sex? [BE HONEST]
Posted: 06 Aug 2016 21:17

Last night. Twice.

Topic: February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted: 06 Aug 2016 21:07

I'm sorry to say, but Trump is a fucking tool. Plain and simple. He insults our veterans. He insults people that matter. He's a racist. And you want that piece of shit as a leader? No.

I don't like Hillary either. I can't stand the thought of voting for either of those idiots. But Trump isn't going to bring back America to a leading role. He's going to wind up getting our country to go after each other, divide racial barriers, get people to kill each other, and he's going to end up with every other country in the world wanting to drop a bomb on us.

Great leadership role. He's a tool. And before I'd vote for someone like that? I'd vote for my dog.

Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 06 Aug 2016 20:37

U2 catalogue on my iPod.

Topic: Pokemon GO?
Posted: 31 Jul 2016 18:17

I honestly have friends that are into this, and they've said it's not only addicting, regardless of age, but socially it actually helps bring people out into society and meet others. What I have not yet seen is that it hasn't quite turned deadly (except people finding dead bodies), but so far, I haven't heard much of people running into issues with bad things.

I have friends that have done it, and they love it. I haven't gone down that road. Quite honestly, I'm waiting to see how long it lasts. "if" it continues, I may make an attempt.

Topic: Threesomes - Anyone done this?
Posted: 31 Jul 2016 18:11

Yes. I've done it. Multiple times. Mostly with younger girls that were curious and wanted to experiment. I have, however, done it one other time with another married couple that was interested, and it turned out the husband did not want to participate because he was more interested in seeing his wife with another man.

Not something I was going to decline :)

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Not What I Expected On Christmas

One thing you must know about my family is that they are different. Part of the different is in a good way. And part of the different is in a bad way. Very open-minded, very verbal, very blunt, very outgoing, and very friendly. But the other part of it isn't as easy to deal with. Loud, obnoxious, outspoken, and no filter. They really don't give a shit what they say or where they say it. They...

Added 28 Dec 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 10,345 | 8 Comments

My Best Friend's Sister (Part 3)

It wasn't something I'd planned. I thought about it all the time. Lord knows I thought about it more than I probably should have, but I knew it could cause some serious trouble. It could really fuck up a good friendship, and more than anything, I didn't want to be that guy caught cheating on his wife, screwing up his family, and all for a young teenage piece of ass. But it wasn't that easy...

Added 09 Dec 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.69 | Views 9,107 | 9 Comments

Brandy and Shannon (part 2)

Sitting at my desk in my office down in the basement, all I could do was stare at the wall. I could not believe what happened the night before actually happened. It was not planned. It was not intended, and then when it happened, I acted like a complete idiot. I was speechless, and when given the opportunity to respond in a good way, or even possibly let something more happen, I blew it. I...

Added 23 Nov 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 3,558 | 6 Comments

Brandy And Shannon (Part 2)

Sitting at my desk in my office, my head was spinning. All I could think about was what happened the day before. It started out so simple, and so easy. My sixteen year-old step-daughter Brandy came up, asked me for a hug, said she thought it would cheer me up, and I gave it to her. When she asked what was bothering me, and I didn't say much, she told me that another hug would help. I...

Added 22 Nov 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 20 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,314 | 7 Comments

Katie - Part 7

Living next door to a sixteen-year-old cute teenager was difficult enough. Seeing her in the bikini she wore, watching her amazing boobs bounce up and down as she was doing yard work. Staring at her ass as she walked across the backyard. I could not keep my eyes off her. I'm sure, aside from her age, her cute young body, and her attitude, that I was in a lousy marriage didn't help nor did...

Added 27 Oct 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 27 | Avg Score 5 | Views 10,656 | 14 Comments

Brandy and Shannon

A typical weekend at my house involves my step-daughter and anywhere from one to six of her friends coming over, renting movies, eating garbage food, and staying up until anywhere from one to three in the morning. A few occasions involved all-nighters, where everyone would sleep in until 2 in the afternoon. I'd typically let them do whatever they wanted. I really didn't set limits, because...

Added 09 Oct 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 33 | Avg Score 4.84 | Views 15,940 | 18 Comments

Life Changes

Life changes are never easy. They always take time. There is always an adjustment period. And it doesn't make it any easier if you are dealing with kids, changing school systems, moving all of your worldly possessions into a new house, trying to change your address and get used to living somewhere new for the first time in almost fifteen years. That's just the beginning of life changes. ...

Added 19 Sep 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 30 | Avg Score 4.61 | Views 11,225 | 17 Comments

I Knew It Wasn't Right But...

People are always going to judge someone. It doesn't matter who you are, what you do, how you live your life, who you date, what kind of car you drive, or how much money you have in the bank. You can live in a three million dollar house and you'll be judged. You can live in a one room apartment that looks like a dump and you'll be judged. It just depends on who's opinion you actually care...

Added 14 Sep 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 24 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 18,955 | 15 Comments

My Best Friend's Sister (Part 2)

It had only been a week since I'd gone out to dinner at Olive Garden with my best friend Amanda and her sister Miranda. And in that week, Miranda had called me, she'd messaged me on Facebook, and she'd made comments to me that would leave my dick hard at the end of the night. She'd then message me on Facebook, say something smart like "think about me before bed" and then sign off. I could...

Added 18 Jul 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 34 | Avg Score 4.81 | Views 17,483 | 13 Comments

Katie (Part 6)

Moving into my house, settling in, dealing with the responsibilities that went along with the lawn work, upkeep, maintenance and all that was enough to keep me busy. It kept my mind off my shitty marriage, lack of sex life, and the unhappiness I was dealing with. I was able to stay busy, on the go, and always doing something somewhere. I'd on occasion hang out with friends, hang out with...

Added 19 Jun 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 31 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 15,494 | 11 Comments

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