About hidingmydarksecrets

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I'm a different kind of guy. I mean that in the best way possible. I know how to treat people. I am legally employed. I take showers. And I know how to treat people. But I also have a side of me "society" would not approve of. And frankly? They can fuck off. It's my life and it's my business.

I openly admit I enjoy table. Most people can't accept it, don't like it or don't want to hear it. If that's you? Don't ask. I"m not interested. I"m me. And that's all I"m ever going to be.

Interested? Message me. I'm kinda cool. I can actually carry on a conversation unlike 90% of the idiot guys on this site who can't spell their own fucking name.

Send me love. Send me money. Hell, if you're cute and want to have fun? Send me you. We can write stories. Tell tales. Make movies. And all sorts of fun shit :)

Name:
Joey H
Sex:
Male 
Relationship Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Michigan, United States
Local Time:
16 Jul 2019 06:16
Interests:
Bicycle riding, reading, writing, music, masturbation and sex. Not necessarily in that order, but it's not to say I wouldn't mind masturbating while on a bike and listening to music.

I love sex. I especially love oral sex. I'll give it as long as a girl will enjoy getting it. Plain and simple, I get turned on, I have crazy hormones, and age means nothing. The dirtier the better.
Favorite Books:
Drama, Suspense, Legal Thrillers, True Crime
Favorite Authors:
Nicholas Sparks, John Grisham, Brad Metzler, Brad Thor, Vince Flynn, David Baldacci, JK Rowling, Stephanie Meyer
Favorite Movies:
Pulp Fiction, The Place Beyond The Pines, Moneybag, Trouble With The Curve, Jack Reacher, Mission Impossible, Action Movies, Drama and Suspense. Some romance is okay, but I'm telling you what, 50 Shades? Hottest damn movies ever put in theaters.
Favourite TV Shows:
Orange Is The New Black, Weeds (when it was on), Walking Dead, Baseball (huge fan), Chicago PD, Pretty Little Liars, Switched At Birth, The Fosters, Guilt, Dead of Summer.
Favorite Music:
U2, Ben Rector, Marcus Foster, Mumford & Sons, Judah & The Lion, Florence And The Machine, Coldplay, Duran Duran. One Republic, O.A.R., The Smiths, The Cure, The Clash, Queen, a LOT of metal and hard rock, and tons of others you probably haven't heard of. 80's Music is my favorite, and I think Eminem is a fucking genius.

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Topic: Has anyone ever watched or filmed you fucking?
Posted: 18 Jun 2018 23:15

Yes. It was brought up with some friends that wanted to watch. I enjoyed it. About a month later I was in a very taboo situation where it was discussed she wanted to watch me fuck. I enjoyed it more than anything I’d done. We actually talked about it later after the fact and slept together. A couple weeks later the chance came up again to allow someone to watch, tape and be sexually involved. No regrets.

Topic: Have you ever had sex or performed oral sex in front of others?
Posted: 06 Jan 2018 20:06

Yes. I love doing it, and love letting people watch me do it. And if someone will do it on me? In front of others? Hot as hell. Even better.

Topic: What do you think about when you masterbate?
Posted: 06 Jan 2018 20:04

The last person that I had sex with. Especially if it was amazing.

Topic: Potus45 - Will he be impeached?
Posted: 05 Nov 2017 00:28

I'm sorry, but every time I read "will he be impeached", I cannot help but laugh. Because 9 seconds after I see another one of those posts, the toad goes on Twitter or other social media, calls people discriminatory names, insults other countries, says derogatory things about people's race, color, creed, ethnic background or something else that anyone else would be arrested for, shot or hung, and he gets away with it.

Give it up. Anyone that voted for that worthless tool is responsible for him being in office, and you're stuck with him, as I am, for the remainder of his presidency. He is the biggest worthless piece of shit that I have ever seen in my life in office, but Hillary wouldn't have been worth a damn either, so one way or another, we would have been boned in the ass without lube.

Congrats to anyone that wanted this "Make America A Pile of Shit" in office. It's your fault this fucktard is running our country. Impeach him? I'm still laughing. The Russian tapes? Buying the election? Facebook information? All that? Who cares? It's done. He'll probably still keep doing it while he's in office. All he has to do is write an executive order telling anyone pursuing him to fuck off. And he wins.

Next.

Topic: Bikinis - the skimpier the better?
Posted: 13 Sep 2016 19:37

The funny thing is? I disagree, and I'm a guy.

I like bikinis, they are sexy as hell, but in truth, I'd prefer something a bit bigger on the bikini side, to leave it to my sexual imagination what it looks like underneath. Just a personal opinion and thought.

If a girl wears a bikini that is too skimpy, it leaves nothing to the imagination. Boring. I'd rather be left questioning.

Maybe I'm different. But too many guys are too damn predictable. I'm not.

Topic: top ten movies you can watch over and over
Posted: 13 Sep 2016 19:35

1. The Blues Brothers
2. Pulp Fiction
3. The Breakfast Club
4. Ferris Beuller's Day Off
5. Clockwork Orange
6. The Shining
7. Twin Peaks
8. Purple Rain
9. Joy
10. Spotlight

Topic: When was the last time you had sex? [BE HONEST]
Posted: 06 Aug 2016 21:17

Last night. Twice.

Topic: February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted: 06 Aug 2016 21:07

I'm sorry to say, but Trump is a fucking tool. Plain and simple. He insults our veterans. He insults people that matter. He's a racist. And you want that piece of shit as a leader? No.

I don't like Hillary either. I can't stand the thought of voting for either of those idiots. But Trump isn't going to bring back America to a leading role. He's going to wind up getting our country to go after each other, divide racial barriers, get people to kill each other, and he's going to end up with every other country in the world wanting to drop a bomb on us.

Great leadership role. He's a tool. And before I'd vote for someone like that? I'd vote for my dog.

Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 06 Aug 2016 20:37

U2 catalogue on my iPod.

Topic: Pokemon GO?
Posted: 31 Jul 2016 18:17

I honestly have friends that are into this, and they've said it's not only addicting, regardless of age, but socially it actually helps bring people out into society and meet others. What I have not yet seen is that it hasn't quite turned deadly (except people finding dead bodies), but so far, I haven't heard much of people running into issues with bad things.

I have friends that have done it, and they love it. I haven't gone down that road. Quite honestly, I'm waiting to see how long it lasts. "if" it continues, I may make an attempt.

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Ally

As I'm sitting here on my computer writing this at almost two in the morning, I'm still asking myself a simple question - Where the hell did that come from? I will say this - What happened last weekend was not what I would have ever expected from one of my daughter's friends. And it definitely was not anything I ever would have expected from her friend Ally. Ally comes from a different kind...

Added 07 Jun 2019 | Category Teen | Votes 42 | Avg Score 4.84 | Views 5,107 | 15 Comments

What A Vacation

My wife and I had planned a vacation for about three months. We'd rented a cabin, made all of the arrangements, took the time off work, and had the dates set. We were taking my stepdaughter Karley and we'd told her she was welcome to invite a friend. I have to admit I was somewhat surprised when she said she'd asked her friend Katie. I knew Katie but only had met her a few times. Karley...

Added 14 May 2019 | Category Teen | Votes 27 | Avg Score 4.84 | Views 7,903 | 11 Comments

Amanda

I'd been officiating hockey for almost ten years. I thought I'd seen everything. And boy, was I wrong. One night, heading into the ice rink to officiate my games, I found there was construction going on at the rink. The floors on one side of the rink were all torn up. The other side had some things going on. Some walls had been taken down. There were construction signs all over the place....

Added 03 May 2019 | Category Teen | Votes 28 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,745 | 17 Comments

Lindsay

I had only met my daughter Julie's friend Lindsay a year earlier. Lindsay and her mom had moved to town and had enrolled in my daughter's school. Within a couple of months she'd hit it off with my daughter, hung out with her, had been to the house, and my daughter found someone that she was pretty similar to. Both girls had an obnoxious personality at times, very outspoken, very blunt, and...

Added 07 Apr 2019 | Category Teen | Votes 40 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 7,252 | 10 Comments

Brandy (Part 2)

I could not believe that I'd spent the whole evening with my step daughter Kylie, her friend Katie and her other friend Brandy playing truth and dare. Jesus, I was so fucking turned on every time Kylie had friends over. They would come over, change later in the evening into t-shirts and shorts, I'd see their chests puffing out as they walked around the house, stare at their asses, and I...

Added 18 Mar 2019 | Category Teen | Votes 33 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 7,064 | 12 Comments

Brandy

I've been married for almost twenty years. I just turned forty-two. And I will openly admit I have not been a saint. I've had my experiences outside of my marriage. I've done crazy things that I would not explain to my neighbors, co-workers, friends or people that I know in my personal life. They simply wouldn't get it. They would judge. Call me a cheater. Call me a liar. Call me a pig. Call...

Added 06 Mar 2019 | Category Teen | Votes 33 | Avg Score 4.74 | Views 7,839 | 15 Comments

Carly (Part 3)

My stepdaughter, wife and I had gone to the mall that afternoon. My wife had to work that night and about 6pm had left the house. My stepdaughter, Miranda and I were in the house with my wife's friend Carly. I hadn't expected to have the afternoon that I did. The afternoon concluded with an early evening of my stepdaughter flirting with me, Carly flirting with me, us having dirty...

Added 24 Feb 2019 | Category Cheating | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.81 | Views 5,161 | 8 Comments

Haley

My stepdaughter Haley had just turned sixteen. I had just wished her a happy birthday and gotten a hug from her. I didn't realize when she'd come up to me and wrapped her arms around me that something would happen. But it did. I felt her small chest push into my chest. I felt her body push against mine. And when I leaned down to kiss her, she leaned in, kissed me softly on the mouth, and...

Added 14 Feb 2019 | Category Taboo | Votes 48 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 13,283 | 20 Comments

Sarah (Part 4)

The last time my daughter's friend Sarah was at the house, we'd gone as far as you could go when messing around. Naked, making out, fingering, touching, licking, sucking, and even fucking. I'd taken a huge risk and entered her without a condom. She stopped me, telling me that she wasn't on the pill. And knowing that she was sixteen, I couldn't do it. There was no way I could risk getting one...

Added 16 Jan 2019 | Category Teen | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 8,514 | 10 Comments

Carly (Part 2)

My wife and I had spent the day at the mall hanging out with my stepdaughter, Miranda. We'd gone out all day, had a great time and had walked around for almost the entire day/evening. We'd had a great lunch, saw almost every store in the mall, ate some junk food, and headed home. On the trip, we were joined by my wife's friend Carly. A cute younger girl that she knew from work with long...

Added 10 Jan 2019 | Category Cheating | Votes 31 | Avg Score 4.59 | Views 7,615 | 9 Comments

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