About hidingmydarksecrets

Biography

I am different, and I mean that only in the best possible way.

I am legally employed, live quite comfortably, am good with who I am, and I do what I do regardless of what anyone says or does. I love taboo. The dirtier the better. I don't conform to what society says, nor do I give a shit what they think. I live my own life, and people need to live theirs.

I tell it how it is. No bullshit. No lies. And I'm not a fake. I don't want any of those either. I don't have time or interest in surrounding myself with idiots. If you are one? Keep moving.

i'm a straight guy. I would love to make friends who think like me. I'd be interested in something more if I find the right person. And if I don't? There's always masturbation.

Message me. Say hello. Read my stories. Send me comments. Send me money. Hell, send me you if you're cute, funny, friendly and like to hang out with someone different.

And that's all folks...

Name:
Joey H
Sex:
Male 
Relationship Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Michigan, United States
Local Time:
27 Jun 2017 08:20
Interests:
Bicycle riding, reading, writing, music, masturbation and sex. Not necessarily in that order, but it's not to say I wouldn't mind masturbating while on a bike and listening to music.

I love sex. I especially love oral sex. I'll give it as long as a girl will enjoy getting it. Plain and simple, I get turned on, I have crazy hormones, and age means nothing. The dirtier the better.
Favorite Books:
Drama, Suspense, Legal Thrillers, True Crime
Favorite Authors:
Nicholas Sparks, John Grisham, Brad Metzler, Brad Thor, Vince Flynn, David Baldacci, JK Rowling, Stephanie Meyer
Favorite Movies:
Pulp Fiction, The Place Beyond The Pines, Moneybag, Trouble With The Curve, Jack Reacher, Mission Impossible, Action Movies, Drama and Suspense. Some romance is okay, but I'm telling you what, 50 Shades? Hottest damn movies ever put in theaters.
Favourite TV Shows:
Orange Is The New Black, Weeds (when it was on), Walking Dead, Baseball (huge fan), Chicago PD, Pretty Little Liars, Switched At Birth, The Fosters, Guilt, Dead of Summer.
Favorite Music:
U2, Ben Rector, Marcus Foster, Mumford & Sons, Judah & The Lion, Florence And The Machine, Coldplay, Duran Duran. One Republic, O.A.R., The Smiths, The Cure, The Clash, Queen, a LOT of metal and hard rock, and tons of others you probably haven't heard of. 80's Music is my favorite, and I think Eminem is a fucking genius.

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Topic: Bikinis - the skimpier the better?
Posted: 13 Sep 2016 19:37

The funny thing is? I disagree, and I'm a guy.

I like bikinis, they are sexy as hell, but in truth, I'd prefer something a bit bigger on the bikini side, to leave it to my sexual imagination what it looks like underneath. Just a personal opinion and thought.

If a girl wears a bikini that is too skimpy, it leaves nothing to the imagination. Boring. I'd rather be left questioning.

Maybe I'm different. But too many guys are too damn predictable. I'm not.

Topic: top ten movies you can watch over and over
Posted: 13 Sep 2016 19:35

1. The Blues Brothers
2. Pulp Fiction
3. The Breakfast Club
4. Ferris Beuller's Day Off
5. Clockwork Orange
6. The Shining
7. Twin Peaks
8. Purple Rain
9. Joy
10. Spotlight

Topic: When was the last time you had sex? [BE HONEST]
Posted: 06 Aug 2016 21:17

Last night. Twice.

Topic: February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted: 06 Aug 2016 21:07

I'm sorry to say, but Trump is a fucking tool. Plain and simple. He insults our veterans. He insults people that matter. He's a racist. And you want that piece of shit as a leader? No.

I don't like Hillary either. I can't stand the thought of voting for either of those idiots. But Trump isn't going to bring back America to a leading role. He's going to wind up getting our country to go after each other, divide racial barriers, get people to kill each other, and he's going to end up with every other country in the world wanting to drop a bomb on us.

Great leadership role. He's a tool. And before I'd vote for someone like that? I'd vote for my dog.

Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 06 Aug 2016 20:37

U2 catalogue on my iPod.

Topic: Pokemon GO?
Posted: 31 Jul 2016 18:17

I honestly have friends that are into this, and they've said it's not only addicting, regardless of age, but socially it actually helps bring people out into society and meet others. What I have not yet seen is that it hasn't quite turned deadly (except people finding dead bodies), but so far, I haven't heard much of people running into issues with bad things.

I have friends that have done it, and they love it. I haven't gone down that road. Quite honestly, I'm waiting to see how long it lasts. "if" it continues, I may make an attempt.

Topic: Threesomes - Anyone done this?
Posted: 31 Jul 2016 18:11

Yes. I've done it. Multiple times. Mostly with younger girls that were curious and wanted to experiment. I have, however, done it one other time with another married couple that was interested, and it turned out the husband did not want to participate because he was more interested in seeing his wife with another man.

Not something I was going to decline :)

Topic: When was the last time you had sex? [BE HONEST]
Posted: 24 Jul 2016 21:32

About 3 hours ago.

Topic: masturbation leads to impotence in men??
Posted: 24 Jul 2016 21:32

I about choked on laughter when I read this. This is hilarious shit.

I'm older than a lot of people on this site, and I've been doing it for years, since I was a kid. And believe me, it hasn't affected my sex life or my ability to get off at all. Not one time have I ever had an issue with it.

So anyone that says that is obviously misinformed and full of shit.

Topic: What's Your Current Mood.
Posted: 24 Jul 2016 21:31

Horny as fuck.

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Katie (Part 6)

Moving into my house, settling in, dealing with the responsibilities that went along with the lawn work, upkeep, maintenance and all that was enough to keep me busy. It kept my mind off my shitty marriage, lack of sex life, and the unhappiness I was dealing with. I was able to stay busy, on the go, and always doing something somewhere. I'd on occasion hang out with friends, hang out with...

Added 19 Jun 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 7,251 | 10 Comments

My Best Friend's Sister

Even when I was younger, I'd always had friends anywhere from 3-5 years younger than I was. Mind you, I'd tried to socialize with people my own age, but for some reason, they were always too prude, too stuffy, too stuck up, or too damn old acting. Quite honestly, they just bored the shit out of me. Even as I was getting older, I still hung out with and dated younger girls. Some people used...

Added 29 May 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.54 | Views 18,752 | 7 Comments

I'd Never Done Something Like This (part 2)

It had been just over a week since my stepdaughter had her friends spend the night. And in that time, I'd heard from Christina a couple of different times. The first time she'd sent me a message on Facebook just saying hi, asking how things were going, and seeing what's up. She dropped off halfway through the conversation, and didn't respond back to a couple of questions I'd asked her. Being...

Added 14 May 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 39 | Avg Score 5 | Views 16,893 | 13 Comments

My Best Friend's Wife (Part 2)

After eight years of marriage, I had started looking outside the house. I didn't know how to do anything, what to do, or what would happen if I did do it. I knew I had enough female friends, but they all knew I was married. They knew I had kids. They knew that I'd been in my marriage for quite some time. And they knew I was that "nice guy", but I'd never tried to step out, regardless of...

Added 17 Apr 2017 | Category Cheating | Votes 32 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 17,395 | 12 Comments

My Best Friend's Wife

After almost eight years of marriage, I was bored. It's as simple as that. I was bored. When my relationship started, we got along well, hung out with others, had sex 3-4 times a week, and actually had fun. I don't know what changed it. Whether it was a combination of us getting older and her personality going down the toilet or mine getting more outgoing and active. She wanted to be more of...

Added 14 Mar 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 51 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 24,660 | 18 Comments

Katie (Part 5)

I'd bought my house, moved in, settled, got comfortable, and enjoyed living in a peaceful neighborhood. It was quiet, we had no problems, no hassles, liked most of the neighbors, and it was a good thing to be settled. It made it even better when I encountered my neighbor Katie. A cute young teenager, funny personality, laid-back, easy to talk to, and she loved to flirt. I went with it,...

Added 20 Feb 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 21 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 10,487 | 13 Comments

Allison (Part 5)

I'd never been a huge risk taker. I'd just done what was expected of me, gone through life the way I was supposed to according to society, minded my own business, and never stepped across the line. I just knew what was expected, and I didn't push the limits. I'm not really sure what changed that. It just happened. I started looking at girls I'd never looked at. I started flirting with my...

Added 27 Jan 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 9,555 | 12 Comments

The Things They (Don't) Teach You In School

By the time I decided to actually go to college, settle down, and figure out what I was going to do with my life, I was in my late 30's. Not that I had a bad life. Not that I had any complaints. Going through the time frame of my life, I'd hung out with friends, had decent paying jobs, enjoyed a lot of fun, drank a lot, partied a lot, and I'd gotten laid a lot. I had no complaints at all. ...

Added 04 Jan 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 35 | Avg Score 4.85 | Views 15,124 | 16 Comments

Allison (Part 4)

I don't know when it happened, but at some point over time, my house became the hang out for teeange girls. My daughter Sierra was sixteen, and at some point and time, I realized it was almost every weekend that she had anywhere from one to four friends spend the night on Friday which would lead to Saturday, and even on occasion, they'd spend Sunday night there as well. They'd get up on...

Added 26 Dec 2016 | Category Taboo | Votes 39 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 16,864 | 20 Comments

I'd Never Done Something Like This...

My step-daughter made a regular habit of having her friends spend the night at the house. Mind you, being in my mid thirties, it didn't bother me. She seemed to have young cute teenage friends, all sixteen and seventeen years old, and considering I'd been married for so long, was in a boring relationship, and I was always horny, I wasn't going to complain. I had no idea that teenage girls...

Added 05 Dec 2016 | Category Taboo | Votes 57 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 31,912 | 31 Comments

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