About hidingmydarksecrets

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I am different, and I mean that only in the best possible way.

I am legally employed, live quite comfortably, am good with who I am, and I do what I do regardless of what anyone says or does. I love taboo. The dirtier the better. I don't conform to what society says, nor do I give a shit what they think. I live my own life, and people need to live theirs.

I tell it how it is. No bullshit. No lies. And I'm not a fake. I don't want any of those either. I don't have time or interest in morons. I'm on this site to have fun, to meet people, and do my own thing. If you can't handle that? That's your problem.

i'm a straight guy. I would love to make friends who think like me. I'd be interested in something more if I find the right person. And if I don't? There's always masturbation.

Message me. Say hello. Read my stories. Send me comments. Send me money. Hell, send me you if you're cute, funny, friendly and like to hang out with someone different. And that's all folks...

Name:
Joey H
Sex:
Male 
Relationship Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Michigan, United States
Local Time:
09 Dec 2018 21:03
Interests:
Bicycle riding, reading, writing, music, masturbation and sex. Not necessarily in that order, but it's not to say I wouldn't mind masturbating while on a bike and listening to music.

I love sex. I especially love oral sex. I'll give it as long as a girl will enjoy getting it. Plain and simple, I get turned on, I have crazy hormones, and age means nothing. The dirtier the better.
Favorite Books:
Drama, Suspense, Legal Thrillers, True Crime
Favorite Authors:
Nicholas Sparks, John Grisham, Brad Metzler, Brad Thor, Vince Flynn, David Baldacci, JK Rowling, Stephanie Meyer
Favorite Movies:
Pulp Fiction, The Place Beyond The Pines, Moneybag, Trouble With The Curve, Jack Reacher, Mission Impossible, Action Movies, Drama and Suspense. Some romance is okay, but I'm telling you what, 50 Shades? Hottest damn movies ever put in theaters.
Favourite TV Shows:
Orange Is The New Black, Weeds (when it was on), Walking Dead, Baseball (huge fan), Chicago PD, Pretty Little Liars, Switched At Birth, The Fosters, Guilt, Dead of Summer.
Favorite Music:
U2, Ben Rector, Marcus Foster, Mumford & Sons, Judah & The Lion, Florence And The Machine, Coldplay, Duran Duran. One Republic, O.A.R., The Smiths, The Cure, The Clash, Queen, a LOT of metal and hard rock, and tons of others you probably haven't heard of. 80's Music is my favorite, and I think Eminem is a fucking genius.

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Topic: Has anyone ever watched or filmed you fucking?
Posted: 18 Jun 2018 23:15

Yes. It was brought up with some friends that wanted to watch. I enjoyed it. About a month later I was in a very taboo situation where it was discussed she wanted to watch me fuck. I enjoyed it more than anything I’d done. We actually talked about it later after the fact and slept together. A couple weeks later the chance came up again to allow someone to watch, tape and be sexually involved. No regrets.

Topic: Have you ever had sex or performed oral sex in front of others?
Posted: 06 Jan 2018 20:06

Yes. I love doing it, and love letting people watch me do it. And if someone will do it on me? In front of others? Hot as hell. Even better.

Topic: What do you think about when you masterbate?
Posted: 06 Jan 2018 20:04

The last person that I had sex with. Especially if it was amazing.

Topic: Potus45 - Will he be impeached?
Posted: 05 Nov 2017 00:28

I'm sorry, but every time I read "will he be impeached", I cannot help but laugh. Because 9 seconds after I see another one of those posts, the toad goes on Twitter or other social media, calls people discriminatory names, insults other countries, says derogatory things about people's race, color, creed, ethnic background or something else that anyone else would be arrested for, shot or hung, and he gets away with it.

Give it up. Anyone that voted for that worthless tool is responsible for him being in office, and you're stuck with him, as I am, for the remainder of his presidency. He is the biggest worthless piece of shit that I have ever seen in my life in office, but Hillary wouldn't have been worth a damn either, so one way or another, we would have been boned in the ass without lube.

Congrats to anyone that wanted this "Make America A Pile of Shit" in office. It's your fault this fucktard is running our country. Impeach him? I'm still laughing. The Russian tapes? Buying the election? Facebook information? All that? Who cares? It's done. He'll probably still keep doing it while he's in office. All he has to do is write an executive order telling anyone pursuing him to fuck off. And he wins.

Next.

Topic: Bikinis - the skimpier the better?
Posted: 13 Sep 2016 19:37

The funny thing is? I disagree, and I'm a guy.

I like bikinis, they are sexy as hell, but in truth, I'd prefer something a bit bigger on the bikini side, to leave it to my sexual imagination what it looks like underneath. Just a personal opinion and thought.

If a girl wears a bikini that is too skimpy, it leaves nothing to the imagination. Boring. I'd rather be left questioning.

Maybe I'm different. But too many guys are too damn predictable. I'm not.

Topic: top ten movies you can watch over and over
Posted: 13 Sep 2016 19:35

1. The Blues Brothers
2. Pulp Fiction
3. The Breakfast Club
4. Ferris Beuller's Day Off
5. Clockwork Orange
6. The Shining
7. Twin Peaks
8. Purple Rain
9. Joy
10. Spotlight

Topic: When was the last time you had sex? [BE HONEST]
Posted: 06 Aug 2016 21:17

Last night. Twice.

Topic: February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted: 06 Aug 2016 21:07

I'm sorry to say, but Trump is a fucking tool. Plain and simple. He insults our veterans. He insults people that matter. He's a racist. And you want that piece of shit as a leader? No.

I don't like Hillary either. I can't stand the thought of voting for either of those idiots. But Trump isn't going to bring back America to a leading role. He's going to wind up getting our country to go after each other, divide racial barriers, get people to kill each other, and he's going to end up with every other country in the world wanting to drop a bomb on us.

Great leadership role. He's a tool. And before I'd vote for someone like that? I'd vote for my dog.

Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 06 Aug 2016 20:37

U2 catalogue on my iPod.

Topic: Pokemon GO?
Posted: 31 Jul 2016 18:17

I honestly have friends that are into this, and they've said it's not only addicting, regardless of age, but socially it actually helps bring people out into society and meet others. What I have not yet seen is that it hasn't quite turned deadly (except people finding dead bodies), but so far, I haven't heard much of people running into issues with bad things.

I have friends that have done it, and they love it. I haven't gone down that road. Quite honestly, I'm waiting to see how long it lasts. "if" it continues, I may make an attempt.

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Julia (Part 2)

Julia was not someone I would have ever really looked at sexually. It sounds shallow but her face is "cute" enough, but that's where it stops. Her personality is too loud, her behavior is too obnoxious, she is annoying as hell, and people just get sick and tired of her big mouth. We'd had casual conversations, we'd talked off and on, and her being part of the "family" required me to be nice....

Added 03 Dec 2018 | Category Teen | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.82 | Views 3,467 | 13 Comments

Sarah (Part 3)

Sarah had been my daughter's friend for years. A bigger girl with a bigger chest, bigger ass, bigger legs, and pretty good sized hips. I will openly admit, I had never been sexually attracted to a girl "her size" and I know that sounds shallow. I just had my tastes in girls, younger, older, etc., and it always involved somewhat smaller petite girls, a certain body, and a figure that I had...

Added 20 Nov 2018 | Category Teen | Votes 14 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,778 | 14 Comments

Sarah (Part 2)

I could not believe Sarah and I had gone downstairs in the basement of my house. Nor could I believe that she was standing in front of with her beautiful boobs pushing against me. Hell, I couldn't believe that we'd spent about fifteen minutes making out in the basement. To start out with, her saying, "let's go downstairs," was one hell of a shock. Sarah had been my daughter's friend for...

Added 03 Nov 2018 | Category Teen | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 7,931 | 21 Comments

Not What I Expected To Happen At A Hockey Rink

I had been officiating ice hockey for about two years. I'd been to close to fifty different rinks all over. I'd met a ton of people, I'd had a great experience, and I'd been involved in the communities in a great way. I'd met some amazing people but yes, I'd also met some assholes. I'd met some families, I'd met coaches all over the place, and I'd gotten to be known by a lot of people. I...

Added 25 Oct 2018 | Category Teen | Votes 27 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,863 | 27 Comments

Sarah

I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth when I heard someone knock on the door. I had a mouthful of toothpaste so I tried my best to answer. I can't imagine what the hell I sounded like, but it must have been enough to let someone know I wasn't going to have a problem being disturbed. The door opened and my stepdaughter's friend Sarah opened the door. "I have no idea what you said with...

Added 15 Oct 2018 | Category Taboo | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 22,840 | 28 Comments

Julia

She was never one that I'd even given a second look at. It wasn't only her physical build (yes that sounds shallow but it's just what it is), but more than anything her personality. She's always been obnoxious, loud, and acted like an idiot more times than not. I simply tolerated her because she was part of the "other" side of our family. She was related through people in the family so...

Added 01 Oct 2018 | Category Taboo | Votes 24 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 10,925 | 12 Comments

When Your Hormones Go Crazy (Part 7)

I couldn't believe what had happened. It's not like I hadn't thought about it for a long-ass time. But seriously, being "that guy" that is in the perfect position for young teenage pussy, getting laid by one of your step-daughter's friends, and having the most amazing sex you could imagine with a girl that age. But it happened. My step-daughter had always had friends over. The...

Added 16 Sep 2018 | Category Taboo | Votes 21 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 9,229 | 12 Comments

Vacation

The night before, my stepdaughter, her best friend, my wife and I were in the hot tub. The girls were wearing bathing suits. My wife was wearing a typical one-piece bathing suit that showed off nothing. It was to be expected. The problem was, however, that my stepdaughter was wearing a two-piece bikini that showed off a massive amount of cleavage. For her age, she had boobs bigger than...

Added 13 Sep 2018 | Category Teen | Votes 32 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 16,117 | 18 Comments

Christina (Part 3)

As I stared at Christina's little ass walking across the living room all I could think of is that I hope to God nobody knows what's going on, what we've talked about, or has any idea of what my almost-forty-three-year-old mind is thinking about this high school girl. You and I both know about society, the taboo bullshit people deal with, things people don't talk about, and judgment that goes...

Added 20 Aug 2018 | Category Teen | Votes 27 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 11,868 | 10 Comments

Christina (Part 2)

I was sitting at my computer desk, staring at the screen. All I could think of was that Christina, my stepdaughter Katie and their friend Allison were upstairs in Katie's room talking about God knows what, maybe sleeping, or for all I know, maybe doing more than just that with each other. I sat there staring at my screen, horny as hell, and desperately wanting a couple of things. I wanted...

Added 08 Jul 2018 | Category Teen | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.85 | Views 17,721 | 9 Comments

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