About hidingmydarksecrets



I am different, and I mean that only in the best possible way.

I am legally employed, live quite comfortably, am good with who I am, and I do what I do regardless of what anyone says or does. I love taboo. The dirtier the better. I don't conform to what society says, nor do I give a shit what they think. I live my own life, and people need to live theirs.

I tell it how it is. No bullshit. No lies. And I'm not a fake. I don't want any of those either. I don't have time or interest in morons. I'm on this site to have fun, to meet people, and do my own thing. If you can't handle that? That's your problem.

i'm a straight guy. I would love to make friends who think like me. I'd be interested in something more if I find the right person. And if I don't? There's always masturbation.

Message me. Say hello. Read my stories. Send me comments. Send me money. Hell, send me you if you're cute, funny, friendly and like to hang out with someone different. You can find me on KIK - hidingmydarksecrets - I love to chat.

And that's all folks...

Joey H
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Michigan, United States
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23 Oct 2017 15:36
Bicycle riding, reading, writing, music, masturbation and sex. Not necessarily in that order, but it's not to say I wouldn't mind masturbating while on a bike and listening to music.

I love sex. I especially love oral sex. I'll give it as long as a girl will enjoy getting it. Plain and simple, I get turned on, I have crazy hormones, and age means nothing. The dirtier the better.
Favorite Books:
Drama, Suspense, Legal Thrillers, True Crime
Favorite Authors:
Nicholas Sparks, John Grisham, Brad Metzler, Brad Thor, Vince Flynn, David Baldacci, JK Rowling, Stephanie Meyer
Favorite Movies:
Pulp Fiction, The Place Beyond The Pines, Moneybag, Trouble With The Curve, Jack Reacher, Mission Impossible, Action Movies, Drama and Suspense. Some romance is okay, but I'm telling you what, 50 Shades? Hottest damn movies ever put in theaters.
Favourite TV Shows:
Orange Is The New Black, Weeds (when it was on), Walking Dead, Baseball (huge fan), Chicago PD, Pretty Little Liars, Switched At Birth, The Fosters, Guilt, Dead of Summer.
Favorite Music:
U2, Ben Rector, Marcus Foster, Mumford & Sons, Judah & The Lion, Florence And The Machine, Coldplay, Duran Duran. One Republic, O.A.R., The Smiths, The Cure, The Clash, Queen, a LOT of metal and hard rock, and tons of others you probably haven't heard of. 80's Music is my favorite, and I think Eminem is a fucking genius.


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Topic: Bikinis - the skimpier the better?
Posted: 13 Sep 2016 19:37

The funny thing is? I disagree, and I'm a guy.

I like bikinis, they are sexy as hell, but in truth, I'd prefer something a bit bigger on the bikini side, to leave it to my sexual imagination what it looks like underneath. Just a personal opinion and thought.

If a girl wears a bikini that is too skimpy, it leaves nothing to the imagination. Boring. I'd rather be left questioning.

Maybe I'm different. But too many guys are too damn predictable. I'm not.

Topic: top ten movies you can watch over and over
Posted: 13 Sep 2016 19:35

1. The Blues Brothers
2. Pulp Fiction
3. The Breakfast Club
4. Ferris Beuller's Day Off
5. Clockwork Orange
6. The Shining
7. Twin Peaks
8. Purple Rain
9. Joy
10. Spotlight

Topic: When was the last time you had sex? [BE HONEST]
Posted: 06 Aug 2016 21:17

Last night. Twice.

Topic: February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted: 06 Aug 2016 21:07

I'm sorry to say, but Trump is a fucking tool. Plain and simple. He insults our veterans. He insults people that matter. He's a racist. And you want that piece of shit as a leader? No.

I don't like Hillary either. I can't stand the thought of voting for either of those idiots. But Trump isn't going to bring back America to a leading role. He's going to wind up getting our country to go after each other, divide racial barriers, get people to kill each other, and he's going to end up with every other country in the world wanting to drop a bomb on us.

Great leadership role. He's a tool. And before I'd vote for someone like that? I'd vote for my dog.

Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 06 Aug 2016 20:37

U2 catalogue on my iPod.

Topic: Pokemon GO?
Posted: 31 Jul 2016 18:17

I honestly have friends that are into this, and they've said it's not only addicting, regardless of age, but socially it actually helps bring people out into society and meet others. What I have not yet seen is that it hasn't quite turned deadly (except people finding dead bodies), but so far, I haven't heard much of people running into issues with bad things.

I have friends that have done it, and they love it. I haven't gone down that road. Quite honestly, I'm waiting to see how long it lasts. "if" it continues, I may make an attempt.

Topic: Threesomes - Anyone done this?
Posted: 31 Jul 2016 18:11

Yes. I've done it. Multiple times. Mostly with younger girls that were curious and wanted to experiment. I have, however, done it one other time with another married couple that was interested, and it turned out the husband did not want to participate because he was more interested in seeing his wife with another man.

Not something I was going to decline :)

Topic: When was the last time you had sex? [BE HONEST]
Posted: 24 Jul 2016 21:32

About 3 hours ago.

Topic: masturbation leads to impotence in men??
Posted: 24 Jul 2016 21:32

I about choked on laughter when I read this. This is hilarious shit.

I'm older than a lot of people on this site, and I've been doing it for years, since I was a kid. And believe me, it hasn't affected my sex life or my ability to get off at all. Not one time have I ever had an issue with it.

So anyone that says that is obviously misinformed and full of shit.

Topic: What's Your Current Mood.
Posted: 24 Jul 2016 21:31

Horny as fuck.

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Brandy and Shannon

A typical weekend at my house involves my step-daughter and anywhere from one to six of her friends coming over, renting movies, eating garbage food, and staying up until anywhere from one to three in the morning. A few occasions involved all-nighters, where everyone would sleep in until 2 in the afternoon. I'd typically let them do whatever they wanted. I really didn't set limits, because...

Added 09 Oct 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.81 | Views 10,191 | 15 Comments

Life Changes

Life changes are never easy. They always take time. There is always an adjustment period. And it doesn't make it any easier if you are dealing with kids, changing school systems, moving all of your worldly possessions into a new house, trying to change your address and get used to living somewhere new for the first time in almost fifteen years. That's just the beginning of life changes. ...

Added 19 Sep 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 30 | Avg Score 4.68 | Views 9,749 | 18 Comments

I Knew It Wasn't Right But...

People are always going to judge someone. It doesn't matter who you are, what you do, how you live your life, who you date, what kind of car you drive, or how much money you have in the bank. You can live in a three million dollar house and you'll be judged. You can live in a one room apartment that looks like a dump and you'll be judged. It just depends on who's opinion you actually care...

Added 14 Sep 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 16,588 | 16 Comments

My Best Friend's Sister (Part 2)

It had only been a week since I'd gone out to dinner at Olive Garden with my best friend Amanda and her sister Miranda. And in that week, Miranda had called me, she'd messaged me on Facebook, and she'd made comments to me that would leave my dick hard at the end of the night. She'd then message me on Facebook, say something smart like "think about me before bed" and then sign off. I could...

Added 18 Jul 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 30 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 13,626 | 11 Comments

Katie (Part 6)

Moving into my house, settling in, dealing with the responsibilities that went along with the lawn work, upkeep, maintenance and all that was enough to keep me busy. It kept my mind off my shitty marriage, lack of sex life, and the unhappiness I was dealing with. I was able to stay busy, on the go, and always doing something somewhere. I'd on occasion hang out with friends, hang out with...

Added 19 Jun 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 29 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 12,916 | 10 Comments

My Best Friend's Sister

Even when I was younger, I'd always had friends anywhere from 3-5 years younger than I was. Mind you, I'd tried to socialize with people my own age, but for some reason, they were always too prude, too stuffy, too stuck up, or too damn old acting. Quite honestly, they just bored the shit out of me. Even as I was getting older, I still hung out with and dated younger girls. Some people used...

Added 29 May 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 31 | Avg Score 4.52 | Views 29,584 | 10 Comments

I'd Never Done Something Like This (part 2)

It had been just over a week since my stepdaughter had her friends spend the night. And in that time, I'd heard from Christina a couple of different times. The first time she'd sent me a message on Facebook just saying hi, asking how things were going, and seeing what's up. She dropped off halfway through the conversation, and didn't respond back to a couple of questions I'd asked her. Being...

Added 14 May 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 41 | Avg Score 5 | Views 20,520 | 13 Comments

My Best Friend's Wife (Part 2)

After eight years of marriage, I had started looking outside the house. I didn't know how to do anything, what to do, or what would happen if I did do it. I knew I had enough female friends, but they all knew I was married. They knew I had kids. They knew that I'd been in my marriage for quite some time. And they knew I was that "nice guy", but I'd never tried to step out, regardless of...

Added 17 Apr 2017 | Category Cheating | Votes 30 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 22,268 | 13 Comments

My Best Friend's Wife

After almost eight years of marriage, I was bored. It's as simple as that. I was bored. When my relationship started, we got along well, hung out with others, had sex 3-4 times a week, and actually had fun. I don't know what changed it. Whether it was a combination of us getting older and her personality going down the toilet or mine getting more outgoing and active. She wanted to be more of...

Added 14 Mar 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 54 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 28,878 | 20 Comments

Katie (Part 5)

I'd bought my house, moved in, settled, got comfortable, and enjoyed living in a peaceful neighborhood. It was quiet, we had no problems, no hassles, liked most of the neighbors, and it was a good thing to be settled. It made it even better when I encountered my neighbor Katie. A cute young teenager, funny personality, laid-back, easy to talk to, and she loved to flirt. I went with it,...

Added 20 Feb 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 22 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 12,719 | 13 Comments

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