About housedad56


If you ask a q, be prepared for a straight answer. If not don't ask. I'm not a tongue and cheek person. I call black, black and white, white and I don't beat around the bush. If you want to pvt me ask 1st.

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Florida, Florida, United States
all kinds
Favorite Books:
Don't have a fav. But I don't judge a book by it's cover. Just like people, the outer package can be misleading.
Favorite Movies:
Master & Commander, In Harms Way. No one really is a fav because my tastes do vary not by actor or director but by content and whole layout.
Favorite Music:
various. But no rap, very little country and alt


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01 Jun 2010
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Topic: My wedding day is ruined!
Posted: 21 Jul 2010 12:07

<img src="/images/emoticons/binkybaby.gif" alt="binky"> <img src="/images/emoticons/binkybaby.gif" alt="binky"> <img src="/images/emoticons/binkybaby.gif" alt="binky"> you have got to be kidding.
people don't look to see if someone else is having
an occasion such as a wedding or birthday before they
make plans of their own. Stop crying and move on. Life
is too short as it is.

Topic: Where is their Sign??
Posted: 19 Jun 2010 02:59

and ppl wonder why the world is as it is. duh.

Topic: Forum Game: Sexy Chain
Posted: 16 Jun 2010 09:09

ooopppps didnt see it all last word was sizzling......

Topic: Forum Game: Sexy Chain
Posted: 16 Jun 2010 09:07


Posted: 16 Jun 2010 09:04

<img src="/images/emoticons/eusa_doh.gif" alt="d&#39;oh!"> <img src="/images/emoticons/thumbsup.gif" alt="thumbup"> uuuummm I'll try but it's hard to guess. I know, it's the blonde in the middle. The one with no tan. I think.

Topic: The farmers daughter
Posted: 11 Jun 2010 08:37

One night a young man was traveling down a country road. He wasn't from around here so he didn't know where he really was. All of a sudden, his car started to act funny and then died. He couldn't get it started again and looked around for a house to phone a tow. He spotted one about a 1/4 up the road and started walking toward it. As he approached the house he saw the lights were still on meaning someone was still awake. He knocked on the door and a farmer answered. He told the farmer "Sir, my car broke down just down the road. Could I please use your phone to call a tow." The farmer eyed the young man and said,"At this time of night you ain't gonna git no tow. I guess I could put you up for the night and you can call in the morning."The young man replied, "Thank you very much sir. I do appreciate this." Following the farmer to the guest bedroom, the farmer said, "I have one rule for you young man, you leave my daughter alone. I know how you city folk are about young girls." Just at that moment, the daughter emerged from the bathroom The young man thought to himself,"OMG, she is hot." The daughter smiled and winked as she walked into her bedroom. The farmer stopped at the next room and said "You'll sleep here." the young man thanked him and entered the room. Just about 15 minutes later, the farmer came in with a big basket of eggs. The young man was puzzled by this and asked, Why the eggs sir." the farmer replied, "So you stay put and leave my daughter alone." At that moment, the daughter walked by the door and with a warm smile, gave a little wave. When the farmer finished he walked out and closed the door. The young man could not stop thinking about the daughter and how much he wanted to do her. After about a half hour, the young man thought "Oh damn, I've got to have her." He started to move and broke a few eggs. He moved some more and broke even more eggs. Thinking "Oh hell, I'll clean this up later." got up, tiptoed to the daughter's room and screwed her brains out. When he returned to his room and saw the eggs, he thought, "How am I going to fix this." Thinking quickly, he gathered all the broken shells, cleaned up the yolks and glued the shells back together. Placing them around himself, he fell into a fitful sleep.

In the morning, the farmer walked into the room, seeing the young man asleep, he picked up an egg and broke it. It was empty. He pick up another and broke it. Empty again. He picked up another and another and another. All empty. The farmer went to get his shotgun, walked out to the hen house and said,"All right, which one of you roosters been using a rubber."

Topic: The Gangster and The Gates of Heaven
Posted: 07 Jun 2010 11:41

<img src="/images/emoticons/bj.gif" alt="bj"> Thank you. All compliments accepted.

Topic: Word association game
Posted: 07 Jun 2010 09:01

<img src="/images/emoticons/3some.gif" alt="3some"> fireworks

Posted: 07 Jun 2010 07:05

<img src="/images/emoticons/thatshot.gif" alt="thatshot"> sometimes you just have to love life to the fullest........

Topic: Makenzie: My favorite college hottie!
Posted: 07 Jun 2010 06:46

<img src="/images/emoticons/dancenude.gif" alt="dancenude"> verrrry hot and fuckable

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