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Mr. Mighty

A local intrepid superhero is tested in ways he never imagined.

"Why, oh why, can't I fly like Superman?" Eric Mighty asked the mirror in his modest bathroom. For a man of superhuman strength he did not feel very super. He could do so much more if only he could fly. The Auda City Police Department had issued him a special phone that had a signal almost anywhere, far better than a standard civilian model. What help could he provide when he had to deal with...Read On

Added: 27 Dec 2015 | Category: Humor | Avg Score: 4.4 | Words: 4,475 | Tags: superhero  seduction  punishment  straight   | 3 Comments

welshman

How to Arouse your Woman

Some basic sex education!

So, you have her in a room, let's say it's the traditional bedroom. (Could be the kitchen or bathroom, but do not attempt the following at the pub, cinema or the like.) Help her undress, particularly her underwear if she is so adorned. Undo her bra, let it loosen, cup her breasts with it then remove, letting it fall to the floor. Nibble on her nape while you do so, if she has long hair tell...Read On

Added: 14 Dec 2015 | Category: Humor | Avg Score: 4 | Words: 591 | Tags: educational  humorous  arousal  humour   | 1 Comment

HalftoneTony

Paige's Sting

Paige and Azalea seize the opportunity to get their own back on their bullying boss

It all began when Azalea popped home at lunchtime to put some washing in and get something out of the freezer for dinner. Jared had been loafing about all morning but obviously he couldn't be trusted to do anything like that. When she got home he had managed to climb into a pair of boxers and an old singlet, and he was triumphantly waving a travel brochure. "You know that week's holiday...Read On

Added: 08 Dec 2015 | Category: Humor | Avg Score: 4.5 | Words: 6,407 | Tags: revenge porn  office sex  rough sex  voyeurism  caught  

David929

Shopping trips with Sherry

Sherry decides I need to go shopping for more clothes.

Slowly, Sherry and I begin to become more than just friends. Sex is off limits because neither of us want the possibility of a child, STD's, etc. She has no problem visiting me and I am still getting used to her place. Hardly anyone shows up at my house unannounced, while a few of her pals still drop in when they feel like it or if they are invited. Sherry or one of her bitches will ask me...Read On

Added: 07 Dec 2015 | Category: Humor | Avg Score: 5 | Words: 2,937 | Tags: humor  masturbation  crossdressing  spanking  voyeur  bsdm  exhibitionism   | 1 Comment

DarkSide

You’re Supposed To Be A Lesbian

Not your usual Janet and John story.

Debra walked into the house at about half past six in the evening. It had been a long day and she had spent most of it driving home. She was more than tired and just wanted to slip into Janet’s arms, have a snog, a grope of her tits and then maybe go out, or stay in for a meal. Debra walked into the lounge and saw a note on the table. She could see Janet’s handwriting and prepared for the...Read On

Added: 30 Nov 2015 | Category: Humor | Avg Score: 4.71 | Words: 1,566 | Tags: sex  big black cock  oral  facial  voyeurism  funny   | 6 Comments

David929

More Fun Time With Sherry

Mommy Sherry starts to show her feisty side.

Days turn into weeks and weeks turn into months... As time marches on, Sherry and I see each other more often and our notes at the stores are replaced with the usual conversation of a customer and associate. On weekends, she stops by my place and we talk, watch TV or do whatever is on the agenda. My co-workers and assorted friends understand that there is now a woman in the mix and to...Read On

Added: 21 Nov 2015 | Category: Humor | Avg Score: 5 | Words: 3,239 | Tags: spanking  voyeur  humor  crossdressing  masturbation  bsdm   | 1 Comment

David929

First Time With Sherry

'Just remember, Mommy Knows Best'

I am generally a good judge of character and can tell who I can poke fun with and who to steer clear of. My house is in an area with very little traffic. On warm mornings I take walks down to a skimpy male bikini and like to tan on my fenced-in deck in next to nothing or completely naked. I also get to see ladies in well-fitting attire as I drive or walk to work, which is always a plus....Read On

Added: 09 Nov 2015 | Category: Humor | Avg Score: 4.75 | Words: 1,163 | Tags: humor  masturbation  spanking  voyeur  exhibitionism  first time   | 6 Comments

Jasmine_x

Salted Popcorn

I was a senior in high school at the time. Even twenty seven years later, I can remember everything about that Friday night. Well, everything except the movie. It was June, 1988 and I had just asked my long term crush out on a date. I couldn’t believe it when she accepted my offer to go to the cinema that Friday. Becky Waters was the most popular girl in school and I was pretty much not...Read On

Added: 03 Nov 2015 | Category: Humor | Avg Score: 4.79 | Words: 1,196 | Tags: humor  humour  first date  popcorn  cinema  movies     | 17 Comments

Alexandra_A

Jack the pumpkin kink

Breaking magic spells sometimes requires extreme measures

I know this will sound incredible, unbelievable, but you have to believe me. I swear this is exactly as it happened. There were lots to choose from, dozens, but this one sort of called to me. It did! Honestly, I know it sounds... Anyway, when I got home, the wife just sneered at me. 'Bit early for Halloween isn't it?'  So what? There was a week to go, but she knows I like to have a...Read On

Added: 28 Oct 2015 | Category: Humor | Avg Score: 4.83 | Words: 1,354 | Tags: pumpkin  halloween  masturbation  spell   | 6 Comments

benawriter

The Tongue Stimulator

An attempt at a little sexual humor

Riley sat in the waiting room feeling awkward and embarrassed. What man would go to such lengths to satisfy his girlfriend, anyway? But there seemed no other alternative. He had always been able to satisfy his European girlfriend, Yora, when she wanted oral sex from him, but recently she attended a face sitting class with a friend and now seemed obsessed with it. He had no objection...Read On

Added: 17 Oct 2015 | Category: Humor | Avg Score: 5 | Words: 1,052 | Tags: sexual  humor  oral  doctor  tonguing   | 4 Comments

WritersFriend

A Little Place Called Heaven

An homage to O. Henry, written too late for the "Money Talks" competition.

It sounded easy, but wait till I tell you. Me and Jake O’Leary had just finished up a short-time bid for a bad-check beef at Warm Springs, a min-security bucket in Carson City, and through some scams we’d scraped together close to three thousand bucks, but we needed seven thou to buy into a major credit-card grift. We brainstormed and cogitated, trying to think of a way to top up our...Read On

Added: 28 Sep 2015 | Category: Humor | Avg Score: 5 | Words: 4,103 | Tags: kidnapping  seduction  bondage   | 1 Comment

CommunicationDirectr

Making a Fantasy Come True at a Comedy Club

Public sex was risky, but a Bucket List' item I needed to cross off my to do' list...

I had been dating Michelle about a year and while we always had fantastic sex, it was always on her terms. After a year of an "on -gain-off-again" relationship, I wanted to try something different - sex in public. At first, Michelle was not very keen on the idea. “Look,” I argued, “We can keep it discreet, but still have fun.” Michelle finally acquiesced under intense pressure. We...Read On

Added: 18 Aug 2015 | Category: Humor | Avg Score: 5 | Words: 1,502 | Tags: comedy  public sex  fantasies   | 1 Comment

penismightier

Cum Shower

All he wanted was to ease his loneliness

Let me just preface this little narrative by saying that I am not the most proficient of lovers. I have trouble meeting ladies. I don’t know why. I’m shy, you could say. But I'm human, like Morrissey says, and I need to be loved, just like anybody else does. So, instead of going out and meeting someone, I thought I’d try hiring a prostitute. I’d never done it before. And, to be honest,...Read On

Added: 05 Jul 2015 | Category: Humor | Avg Score: 3.2 | Words: 1,770 | Tags: cum shower  prostitute  fetish   | 3 Comments

omnivour

Clone A Willy or The Troubles of Mixing Science and Sex

don't try this at home unless you are secure in your manhood

Most of the stories I write are sweet, romantic and a representation of real life. Complete with dialogue and feelings. This story is not one of those. This could probably be considered a real life account of a humbling experience. The wonderful woman in my life, Maddi, has come to enjoy sex in her middle years. Since our divorces we have been making up for lost time. She has gotten...Read On

Added: 30 Jun 2015 | Category: Humor | Avg Score: 5 | Words: 1,875 | Tags: penis  replication  tapioca  gooey  messy  dang  near   | 4 Comments

MrDeep

Dating in North Dallas

The nightmare of post-divorce dating

Three things can happen in a marriage and two are bad. I’m experiencing one of the bad things. It’s called divorce. Hi! I’m Mike Dawson. I go by M.D. What am I doing now? I am now sitting in my girlfriend’s Sunday school class at a protestant mega-church. It’s a class for divorced singles. The speaker is telling them how men don’t understand their wives and moms, and there is one reason...Read On

Added: 06 May 2015 | Category: Humor | Avg Score: 4.1 | Words: 5,126 | Tags: humor  fellatio  lesbian  dating  divorce   | 5 Comments

ManofAdventure

A trip to the shops

Who said that shopping is boring...

"Can I help you, sir?" I turned to appraise the lady who was offering me her assistance. I liked what I saw. Petite. Clothes clinging to her as if their life depended on it, emphasising what looked like a perfectly proportioned chest. Brunette, shoulder length hair. Black shirt ending at the waist. First two buttons undone. Some form of necklace; no, a crucifix with the cross...Read On

Added: 25 Apr 2015 | Category: Humor | Avg Score: 5 | Words: 944 | Tags: humour  flirting  seduction     | 8 Comments

Eves_Garden

No Ticket if I Lick it, Officer

I can't pay for this ticket officer.....not with money anyway

Oh I love a man in uniform...I know why you roared up behind me on that motorcycle officer....I know why you have to give me a ticket...but I can't pay for it....unless you'll accept a bribe? You want to handcuff me while I suck your big cock? You might have to use a little....supplemental...Read On

Added: 01 Mar 2015 | Category: Humor | Avg Score: 5 | Words: 56 | Tags: police  motorcycle  handcuffs  blowjob  humour   | 9 Comments

ricinatl

My Journal

Can't figure my wife out so I'm keeping a Journal

Journal Entry: November 14, 2014 Today I again asked my wife for sex and as usual she made up some lame excuse. It's going on two months now and my masturbating is becoming more regular. Journal Entry: November 19, 2014 I may have had a bit of a break through. I complained about the lack of sex and she promised to be more attentive. I think this week end will be really good. Journal...Read On

Added: 05 Feb 2015 | Category: Humor | Avg Score: 5 | Words: 1,422 | Tags: wife  blindfold  paddle  toys  nosex   | 2 Comments

MaxwellSpanx2015

King Arthur in the Adventures of Cameltoe (Part 2)

Arthur continues his hunt for Guinievere's lover. In the meantime, Merlin visits a brothel.

Chapter5 Arthur’s Story After dinner I walked the gardens to help digest my food. Despite the fine smells my head was elsewhere. My mind was a filled court politics. Everyone was at each other’s throats. The problems were building for me now. On top of ruling my kingdom, I had Guinevere heartbroken after being found having an affair, now I had my trusted knight telling me to sack...Read On

Added: 06 Jan 2015 | Category: Humor | Avg Score: 5 | Words: 3,712 | Tags: bbw  huge cock  bdsm.   | 2 Comments