About humpty


I enjoy stories with themes of incest and pre-op transexuals, but none of my stories are (to my knowledge!) based on real people. I'm into watersports, panties, and could masturbate for England.

Favorite Books:
I'm one of those sad people that will read just about anything by Stephen King, but in my defence, I also love Of Mice and Men, Catch 22, 1984, and Lord of the Flies to name but a few.
Favorite Movies:
My Cousin Vinny (Marisa Tomei was sooooooo cheap and sexy) Ronin Leon Ealing comedies Most Tarantino films
Favorite Music:
Blues Rock - anyone ever listen to Blackfoot?


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Confessions of a habitual wanker

I discovered the greatest pleasure known to man, in my teens.  Since then I've had girlfriends, almost eighteen years of marriage, and more recently a rediscovered single life, but have never forgotten or betrayed my first love. I may have gone as long as a week without a wank during the last 26 years, but never longer, and I couldn't hazard a guess as to the number of times I've spent a...

Added 25 Jan 2010 | Category Masturbation | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.33 | Views 13,220 | 1 Comment

Anna's release (Pt 3)

There's been a big gap between parts two and three, and I hope, for those who've left nice comments, it's not a disappointment. Anna felt a flush creep up her neck into her cheeks, and across her breasts. The air seemed to have had the oxygen sucked from it and she was panting with her head pounding. She couldn’t believe she’d just suggested Angie join her and Glen in bed. ...

Added 24 Jan 2010 | Category Bisexual | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.56 | Views 4,387

Anna's release (Chapter 2)

Anna woke with a warm, satisfied feeling.   She rolled over to find Glen gone, and her heart sank.   It had been an evening of discovery for her, and it was hard to express the disappointment she felt to find that he’d left without saying anything.   There was a gentle tapping at the door, and it opened to reveal a naked Glen with two mugs, his cock swinging heavily between his...

Added 30 Aug 2009 | Category Bisexual | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.43 | Views 5,723 | 2 Comments

Anna's release

Anna looked at herself in the full-length mirror, a daily ritual of self-criticism.   Her breasts had developed nicely, but without surgery they’d never be more than a small B-cup, but nonetheless, she was satisfied with what she saw.   She had grown her hair out to shoulder length, although it was quite a plain, straight, flat brown.   Anna was most pleased with her hips and bum,...

Added 25 Aug 2009 | Category Bisexual | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.39 | Views 13,895 | 3 Comments

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