About Hyoscyamine


A poor, rather romantic student, married to a wonderful man. Very fond of poisons, erotica, and plush animals. Her love for plushies had her cross paths with K. Buch, a notorious alcoholic, posh car lover, and playboy, whose main goal in life is scoring with as many women as possible. Despite being a plush owl.

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Toxicology. You pick your poison. I love them all.
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Agatha Christie
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Jazz, blues, soul, rock, trip hop


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Topic: Help - First Vibrator Choice
Posted: 04 Apr 2014 15:40

My problem with rabbits is that they are not beautiful toys; besides, they are meant to be held by hand (I think) which rather clashes with my style.
- I'm thinking of getting a vibrator that I can put inside my underwear and press against me. - I like hot showers and I'm open to trying a waterproof toy, although I've never tried playing under the shower.

Topic: Help - First Vibrator Choice
Posted: 03 Apr 2014 19:17

Hoot to everyone! I need some serious help.
I have just started work after graduating, and I know for sure what I want to buy with my first salary - a vibrator, but I have difficulty with the choice.

Since I'm slim, feminine, and beautiful, I believe I deserve a toy that is a jewel by itself, like me. <img src="/images/emoticons/icon_flower.gif" alt="flower">

When a woman searches for vibrating jewelry, first thing that comes to mind is Lelo.
So far I have toyed (heh) with the idea of getting Alia, Lily, or Nea.

This is what I enjoy in my personal time:
- I like both insertion, and clitoral stimulation;
- I'm not really used to having to hold anything with my hand;
- My personal style of stimulation is squeezing my hips together and rocking while holding my breath. I'm never naked, I use my underwear and clothes for increasing the pressure on my clit. Sometimes I may insert a Sephora powder brush, which I hold in place, again, by pressing my underwear. Otherwise it slips out.
- I'm thinking of getting a vibrator that I can put inside my underwear and press against me. - I like hot showers and I'm open to trying a waterproof toy, although I've never tried playing under the shower.
- I don't care about the finish. Could be plastic, could be velvety.
- I'm married, so it would be nice to have something couple-friendly. I think Nea, Lily, and Alia are all suitable, but if someone disagrees, feel free to tell me.
- I'm afraid that I do not know how strong a stimulation I need. I'm able to orgasm from regular sex, but my husband is very well endowed (this is the first thing I noticed about him when we met, it was visible through his rather loose pants). <img src="/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed"> So... I read complaints about Lily and Nea, for being too weak, which makes me hesitant. And, being expensive, I'd like to hit the target from the first time, so to speak.

Any suggestions?

Topic: Owl Appreciated Feedback
Posted: 10 Jan 2014 05:25

Thank you, darling! You deserve a treat. ;)

This your main hero in Nightime Paris.

K. Buch fans, behold!


Topic: Shameless Self-Promotion - Yay or Nay?
Posted: 09 Jan 2014 16:21

I stopped shamelessly promoting my work after I wrote my first story (which I deleted). Now I'm shamelessly shoving my work down people's throats. You want to chat with me? You better leave a comment and grade my work. You want to see the main character in my stories? Leave me a PM, oh, yes, and a comment + grade.

You want to see me naked? Well... I'm not promoting that hard, sorry. No worries, you're not missing out much anyway. <img src="/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed">

I even have a forum thread about my stories. So it's abuse of lushies at its finest.

Truth is, I really enjoy writing my stories. I get a little turned on, and I get some good laughs. It hurts me a bit when I see a story of mine being ignored, because, as egocentric as it sounds, I believe it's a good story. If I didn't, I'd never publish it. And... um... you know, the mere thought of someone getting off to what I write... well, I do find it kind of sexy. I do believe some of the problem arises from the fact I'm new and I haven't developed a proper net of followers.

As a reader, I do not mind being "abused" at all. I've read countless stories here on Lush, and if someone points out a story to me I'll gladly read it. You can throw pretty much any trick in the marketing book on me, and I really wouldn't mind.

So you have a YAY from me for shameless advertising of stories.

Speaking of which...


The Owl Goes Français - Château de Versailles
The Owl Goes Deutsch

Sorry, couldn't help myself. <img src="/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed">

Topic: Owl Appreciated Feedback
Posted: 07 Jan 2014 14:30

The new story by the most literate of all plush owls was published today!<img src="/images/emoticons/eusa_boohoo.gif" alt="Boo hoo!">

The Owl Goes Français - Château de Versailles

Topic: POV - which and why?
Posted: 07 Jan 2014 14:26

I believe 1st person flows better. However, I'm always trying to get something different, more original, a "twist in the narrator", if you please.

Sometimes I feel it is a great idea, sometimes - not that much. Having a third "person" narrate brings more opportunities of using both 1st person, third person, and jolts of humor, which otherwise wouldn't be obtainable. However, it also distracts from the story. I'm continuing this because I believe originality in a story is what sets it apart from others, and even if you couldn't get off, you'd certainly remember it.

Topic: First Erotic Story Feedback for Last Night In Vegas
Posted: 07 Sep 2013 11:01

Very nice. I enjoyed it.

Topic: First Erotic Story Feedback for Last Night In Vegas
Posted: 07 Sep 2013 11:00

Very nice. I enjoyed it.

Topic: Owl Appreciated Feedback
Posted: 07 Sep 2013 00:37

No one gives feedback to my story? Could this be due to lack of proper... stimulation?
Well, I'm fixing that now. From now on, every reader who gives honest feedback/constructive criticism, no matter how harsh, will receive a picture of the main protagonist, K. Buch, with a hint of where the next story will take place.
Hoot to all. <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

Topic: Make up...why?
Posted: 05 Sep 2013 15:02

On your post, there was a picture of perfectly painted lips. I asked if this is how the MAC lipstick looks for real. :) <img src="/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed">

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Stories Published By Hyoscyamine All Stories »

The Owl Goes Français - Château de Versailles

Once upon a time, there was a crack in the wall of Château de Versailles. It happened in the Hall of Mirrors, center of the French king’s heart. A tiny drop of marble in the lower corner of the wall had eschewed its duty, and abandoned its rightful place. It was an insult to the majesty of the hall. Magnificence of such a level could not possibly be compromised by time; it had to stand...

Added 07 Jan 2014 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,682 | 2 Comments

The Owl Goes Deutsch

My dear readers, I’m afraid I have little time to reveal all the secrets which surround me. You see, there is a little time frame at night when a few inanimate objects, blessed with a name, are able to communicate with humans. It’s the only time when I, K. Buch, the most prolific traveler and writer amongst the plush owls, can pen my stories. However, I can see, hear, and remember...

Added 02 Sep 2013 | Category Group Sex | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 2,912 | 5 Comments

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