About Ian56UK


Hi there, 55-year-old Englishman who is currently rediscovering his inner self by way of being creative both in real life and by way of writing different shades of sexual erotica depending on the mood.

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It's Complicated
N.E. England, Bedfordshire, United Kingdom
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12 Nov 2018 19:21
Life, the universe, and bumcheeks. A little bit of this. A little bit of that. A whole lot of the other.
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A big fan of Charles Dickens with a Christmas Carol probably being my favorite all time book.


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Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 25 Oct 2009 12:08

Sat with a sad heart so listening to Agnetha Faltskog (post ABBA) singing Wrap your arms around me.

Wrap your arms around me

Great singer. Gorgeous lady. Wonderful video.

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Mom, Me and Our Adventures with Spunk: Part 6 (End)

A short while later. There was a knock on my bedroom door. "Come in," I called as I sat there at my computer desk fiddling with my tie. It was going on late morning and the blinds were closed with my overhead light on. I was suited and booted to go. White shirt. Black pants. Black shoes. I looked good enough for church. The bedroom door opened and in walked my first and only patient....

Added 09 Nov 2018 | Category Incest | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,403 | 1 Comment

Mom, Me and Our Adventures with Spunk: Part 5

Seriously, the problem with obsessions is you can easily become obsessed by them. One minute you think you're finally beginning to get a hang of things, then suddenly something comes along and you find yourself with your dick hanging out and fapping in the wind.  BAM. Just like that. The weird shit that you're not supposed to think about suddenly becomes the new normal which you find is...

Added 04 Nov 2018 | Category Incest | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,948 | 3 Comments

Mom, Me And Our Adventures With Spunk: Part 4

Daydreaming, I snatched my stiff cock from my mother's hand and held it in front of her surprised face as the spunk began to flow. "Take that, Mom!" I moaned out loud as the first visceral stream of juice blasted out from my cock and landed in a long icky strand just above her right eye, across the bridge of her nose and over her parted lips before dripping off the end of her chin....

Added 26 Aug 2018 | Category Incest | Votes 13 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,824 | 4 Comments

Mom, Me and Our Adventures with Spunk: part 3

The deep blue Summer sky stretched to the far horizon without a cloud in sight as we made our way along the boardwalk enjoying the soft swoosh of each gentle wave as it broke upon the shoreline. It was Sunday morning. The day after the day before. Mom had her arm through mine as she lifted her face to the Sun, closed her eyes, and let the sea breeze blow away the cares of the day. Yesterday...

Added 09 Aug 2018 | Category Incest | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,107 | 4 Comments

Mom, Me and Our Adventures with Spunk: part 2

"What do you mean you missed?" Mom stared at me with a puzzled frown on her face as I stood there in the bathroom like a dumbstruck lemon trying and failing to explain my first attempt at measuring my spunk. "Uh, well," I mumbled as I held up the empty measuring beaker for her to see. "I kind of, what I mean is, I couldn't aim straight. With my uh, thing. When I was, you know,...

Added 26 Jul 2018 | Category Incest | Votes 16 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,103 | 5 Comments

Mom, Me and Our Adventures with Spunk: part 1

Sometimes being a slightly porky, nerd culture obsessed dork with specs, tight curly brown hair, blue eyes and a shy, awkward disposition has its perks.. Big boobed blonde babe Binky Brewster was the hottest girl in class and every horny mongrel and panting pip squeak lusted and drooled over the very ground she walked on. Sex had a name and she sat two rows in front of me flaunting her...

Added 25 Jul 2018 | Category Incest | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 8,046 | 3 Comments

The Girl from Yesterday: Part 1

In the room at the top of the house was a door that had never been opened. It was an ordinary door that would lead to somewhere extraordinary for the one that did. *** Outside the children sang as they played their games, "Gay go up, and gay go down, To ring the bells of London town.  Bull's eyes and targets, Say the bells of St. Marg'ret's. Brickbats and tiles, Say the bells of St....

Added 01 Jun 2018 | Category Love Stories | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,467 | 1 Comment

The DreAMerS: part 5

The Universe was coming to an end as the contraction entered its final moments with billions upon billions of stars and planets swept up in the great circular wave that was returning from whence it came. Time and space were shrinking as the small fleet of ships blinked into what was left of reality and floated in the void waiting for the point of no return when everything around them ceased...

Added 01 Apr 2018 | Category Love Stories | Votes 2 | Avg Score 3 | Views 772 | 2 Comments

The DreAMerS: part 4

I climbed a purple mountain surrounded by a blood red sea chasing after the girl who floated away from me on a warm breeze. She was wearing a silver and gold skin made of small oval-shaped scales with multi-colored feathers spreading winglike under each arm. Laughing, she swooped down to hover above me with those wings slowly wafting back and forth as I stared up at her as I tried to catch...

Added 25 Feb 2018 | Category Love Stories | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 822 | 1 Comment

The Spanking Agency: part 4

Blimey. There are just some weeks when a hot and horny little sexpot just doesn't know whether they're coming or going. And that was most certainly the case for twenty-eight-year-old Melanie Sykes, one of the Spanking Agency's favorite girls who was making her way towards her next appointment. It was her third that week and even though she was worn out physically, inside she was flying as...

Added 24 Feb 2018 | Category Spanking | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 8,823 | 2 Comments

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