About Ian56UK


Hi there, 55-year-old Englishman who is currently rediscovering his inner self by way of being creative both in real life and by way of writing different shades of sexual erotica depending on the mood.

Ian D
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It's Complicated
N.E. England, Bedfordshire, United Kingdom
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23 Oct 2017 20:02
Life, the universe, and bumcheeks. A little bit of this. A little bit of that. A whole lot of the other.
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A big fan of Charles Dickens with a Christmas Carol probably being my favorite all time book.


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Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 25 Oct 2009 12:08

Sat with a sad heart so listening to Agnetha Faltskog (post ABBA) singing Wrap your arms around me.

Wrap your arms around me

Great singer. Gorgeous lady. Wonderful video.

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The Spanking Agency: part 3.

3: Sister Catherine and the Cane. "By Jove," thought Reginald Biggs to himself, "Mrs. Pew doesn't half have a backside on her and no mistake." He put on his best smile as the lady in question came up to him with her world-weary husband in tow. The poor sod. Fancy having to service an old battleaxe like that week in and week out. No wonder he looked like he'd seen better days. He was fifty...

Added 04 Oct 2017 | Category Spanking | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 2,561 | 3 Comments

The Spanking Agency: part 2.

2: Anal Annie and Her Amazing Anus. "THE LUBE, MR BAXTER," yelped Annie in alarm, "USE MORE LUBE!!" The young woman grabbed the white pillow at each end, scrunched it up, and buried her grimacing face into it as she felt the man wriggling around above and behind her searching for the plastic bottle of green goo. Good grief. This is ridiculous.  That thing was never going to fit inside her...

Added 13 Sep 2017 | Category Spanking | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 6,022 | 6 Comments

The Spanking Agency: part 1.

1: Bottoms for Hire. Thirty-two Winchester Road sat just off the main bypass heading into the West End of London where small businesses and retailers of all shapes and sizes went about their trade. Today was the 20th of November and a steady drizzle fell from leaden skies as the huddled masses of the grand old city went about their daily routines. Inside number thirty-two, the man and his...

Added 31 Aug 2017 | Category Spanking | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,079 | 5 Comments

The Good Guy all the Bad Girls Want: part 6

6: Pussy galore. For some reason, the final session of the week with all four of us together was to take place at my bungalow; which wasn't the original plan at all. But, well, things, you know, kind of just ended up happening this way. The distractions of the day had passed and the evening belonged to just our little gang of insatiable sexpots. We had arranged to meet up at six as I had...

Added 21 Aug 2017 | Category Mature | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 4,813 | 4 Comments

The Good Guy all the Bad Girls Want: part 5

5: Angie and Ben. Angie lay on her bed watching as I got dressed. It had gone ten and I was getting ready to head home and get some much-needed rest. "What?" I smiled as I looked at her lying there with her chin resting in her hands. "Oh, nothing," she replied happily, "It's not every day I can say I watched a man putting his clothes back on in my bedroom. Least not for a few years anyway."...

Added 18 Aug 2017 | Category Mature | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 3,550 | 3 Comments

The Good Guy all the Bad Girls Want: part 4

Tuesday. The day after the day before. Autumn had settled in. Nature was preparing for hibernation and the landscape was cast in strewn shades of burnished copper. The air was crisp this morning as I walked along a gravel path that wound its way through the nearby woods. I stood for a moment and breathed deeply of its freshness as I thought back on the previous forty-eight hours that...

Added 13 Aug 2017 | Category Mature | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,898 | 2 Comments

The Good Guy all the Bad Girls Want: part 3

Part 3. Ruth and Ben. The four of us sat around Sharon's kitchen table working out our new routine for the coming week. A couple of days had passed since the first session and yesterday had me flat out on my sofa recovering from our little adventure. Angie, as usual, was in charge and taking notes. "Alright," she said, calling us to order, "Here's what I'm thinking. Six days. Monday...

Added 06 Aug 2017 | Category Mature | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 5,003 | 3 Comments

The Good Guy all the Bad Girls Want: part 2

Part 2: With age comes grace dressed as wit and worn with experience. The imagination is a wonderful thing. She is a blank canvas upon which you can paint the day dreams that float through your mind. Sexual imagination is the emotion that speaks to each of us in her own intimate way in visions of light and dark. The fantasy we all seek to make real.  I sat naked on the edge of Angie's big...

Added 04 Aug 2017 | Category Mature | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,007 | 2 Comments

The Good Guy all the Bad Girls Want - Part 1

Death is not only the mother of beauty as the poem goes but also the mother of opportunity... So it was with the passing of a favorite Aunt who left this mortal realm one damp Autumn morning in October. The mourning days passed as my mother grieved for a beloved sister as her life became fond memories told as stories to those of us left behind. Time waits for no one. Life moves on. And with...

Added 03 Aug 2017 | Category Mature | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.85 | Views 6,546 | 2 Comments

This Crazy Little Thing Called SEX: part 6

6: The End of Days. That most wonderful of weekends faded into a memory as Monday morning ticked around to signal the beginning of another College week. As usual, I was up and about getting ready and sorting out all the things I needed for the day ahead. Well, sort of. What I mean is, um, not exactly. I was sat on the end of my bed sending Sally a text when my mother appeared in the...

Added 24 Jul 2017 | Category Love Stories | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 1,848

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