I'm a "semi-retired", eternally "single", perpetually horny, "older man". I've been sexually "active" since I was a very young boy, and still can't seem to "get enough". I've grown to accept that I love sex with, both, women and men, as well as a big ol' vibrator, and my 12 gallon "Shop-Vac". (Don't knock it, 'till you've tried it!) Lately, I have abit of "spare time", so I spend some of it on sites like this one, and masturbate to my heart's (and cock's) content. I'm about to get "involved with ..........." Perhaps, I'll write about it. In the meantime, if anyone reads this, and feels like writing to me, feel free, and we'll talk, and have some "fun" together. Not to worry, this is the imfamous "Southeast", where hardly anyone has an "open mind", so I'm the heart and soul of discretion.
Almost anything with a high percentage of or entirely DARK chocolate
When exceptionally aroused, like I've been all morning, a "good" 7"
Two of my all time favorites were: My karma ran over my dogma! And I brake for hallucinations
Hummmm, 81% I'll try harder in the future.
Scored an 85, and know I could've (should've) scored abit higher. What amazes me are all the scores in the 40ish range. Hell, and here I am, watching basketball while I do this. Hummm ..... basketball and sex. What more could a guy ask for? And no, don't answer that.
Well, let's see. It's just past 3:30, A.M., so it's been about two hours, now. Damn, I should've stayed there, but I have to be somewhere at 7:00, so .... here I am, sitting here, remembering where I was a couple of hours ago. Damn!
"I'll Get By", by John Coltrane, preceded by other John Coltrane tunes, and definitely will be followed by more Coltrane. I could listen to his music all night, and have on many occasions.
I suppose I could've felt abit insecure when I first heard this, but ....... It was suggested to me that the "perfect" sexual partner would be a man who could fuck for two hours, and then turn into a pizza. I thought that was pretty clever, and later turned into one slice.<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/dontknow.gif" alt="dontknow">
Well then, how's about a picture of a picture of what I picture myself to appear as. It's ...... kind of a metaphor, get it? What can I say? And please, don't start with all the questions about what it all "really means".
Well, what do ya' know? I logged on for some libidinous thrills, and discovered my second most favorite "thrill", coffee! People here, in "Da' Big Easy" used to take their coffee drinkin' very seriously, but the homogenization of cultures, and what used to be a ritualistic pleasure, here, has changed most of that. We "natives" are still split into two distinct groups, the "Community" drinkers, and the "CDM" zealots, the latter of which, I'm a fiercely proud, lifelong member. "We" prefer our coffee dark roasted, and laced liberally with chicory, exclusively! Add to it some "whole" milk, a bit of dark brown sugar, and if the spoon stands up in it, it's probably jusssst right. Think; 30 weight oil. Ummm-um! As far as Starbuck's and their ilk are concerned, ...... their coffees may be "hip", "chic", and "tasty", but Starbuck's have proven to be "corporate weasels", and the coffee with chicory that they serve, on occasion, has proven to be a weak imitation of the "real thing". Also, since it's the "dead of Winter", a healthy shot of Bailey's mixed in, is almost mandatory on the ridiculously cold nights we've had here, recently. That's it. I need another cup, now.
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