About Innuendo


Once upon a time, there was an internet guy... He said "Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies... We populate a highway of scum and depravity I'm taking care to preserve my identity You'll learn a few things 'bout what turns my gears... So we'll stick to the basics, alright? Cheers!"

Inn Uendos
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Psst, over here., Michigan, United States
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21 Jun 2018 03:42
Reading, and writing, but not 'rithematic.
Favorite Books:
The Stand. Given my list of favorite authors, you might be thinking, "This guy is crackers." Just remember that crackers are fine with a nice wedge of sharp cheddar or brie with herbs.
Favorite Authors:
King. Dostoevsky. Clancy. Machiavelli. Rowling. Sun Tzu. I'm sure you're thinking: "wtf?" It's how I roll.
Favorite Movies:
Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Favorite Music:
Anything with pretty voices when the mood strikes, Metallica when it doesn't. Tears in Heaven.


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Topic: Nymphomaniacs?? Are you out there for real??
Posted: 29 Mar 2012 11:19

Perhaps a better word for Lushies would be nym-faux? :)

I agree with KailaLynn, it is a condition that is beyond control, beyond need. It is a compulsion and yes part of the condition is the lack of true pleasure from sex or the ability to have a lasting relationship with their partners. They can not help themselves and a true nympho will take a chance for sex above all else, even personal safety. I do not believe anyone on here is a true nympho, talking and typing here would take away from the real act and they would be out looking for that, <img src="/images/emoticons/laughing7.gif" alt="laughing6"> We are all to so extent nymphos on here but it is a choosen condition for us, we enjoy it, talking about it, watching it and reading about it. The problem is the lack of control to stop.

and rocco, I got my list of names from this thread, did you

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Topic: 10 second Tip: FORESHADOWING
Posted: 28 Mar 2012 12:56

There's a trick to balanced foreshadowing that is going to take me some time to get the hang of. It's an important, valuable device to use, but I feel like even when I use it in a subtle fashion, it's not enough, and a cliffhanger ending comes off more like a nasty left hook. Too easy to make the reader feel cheated, even when it wasn't meant that way.

Topic: How many stories do people have on the go at once?
Posted: 28 Mar 2012 12:52

Sometimes I feel like I've got some sort of attention deficit problem. I mean, with all the writing I've done over the years, I've only actually written -two- stories, one short and one longish, and that just recently. I've got a follow-up to that in the works, but every time I start on it, my brain flips over to a half-dozen other different ideas I've got running around in my head, stories that have had false starts but haven't gone anywhere, one that is in such desperate need of polishing that it can't rightly be called a story and- oooooooo a pretty butterfly!


Topic: Do you write non-erotica?
Posted: 22 Mar 2012 16:18

I do an insane amount of recreational writing, but that's all it is, really. The only stories I've actually published have been erotica. That's not to say that I wouldn't like to do it someday, if my writing skills improve sufficiently that I wouldn't consider it wasted effort, but for now? Just fun & scribbles.

Topic: turned on by your own stories
Posted: 22 Mar 2012 12:05

Remains to be seen whether my writing is as much a turn-on for other people as it is for me, but I've found that even with plot-heavy, sex-light writing, I still get turned on by my own work. Testament to the brain doing as much for the experience as the body, when it's all in my head, I suppose.

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Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This, Ch.12

Chapter: December “Don’t Dream, It’s Over” *** Losing someone you love is a devastating experience, and even after decades of weathering life’s travails, the human body is a terribly fragile creation. Grief is the embodiment of stress, emotional strain, and the body reacts adversely. The immune system may be compromised, a heart condition exacerbated. Couple overwhelming grief with...

Added 04 Apr 2012 | Category Love Stories | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 1,898 | 1 Comment

Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This, Ch.11

Chapter: November “Nightmares Are Made of This” *** Never quite even-handed or necessarily fair, life settles on the precipice of endless balances: wealth and poverty, ambition and apathy, love and hate, darkness and light… dreams and nightmares. Often it seems as if there is an excess of the bad and the good will never come, or not enough of the good, and too soon dispersed. Living...

Added 03 Apr 2012 | Category Love Stories | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,594

Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This, Ch.10

Chapter: October “The Light of the Sun” *** For all of the human heart’s shortcomings, there is a great deal to be said for the sphere of emotion. Reason, insight, and intellect are admirable, even outstanding in their ability to teach us to overcome our obstacles, but on their own, they lack depth and complexity… a soul to give them context. Physics and engineering give us a...

Added 02 Apr 2012 | Category Love Stories | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 1,639

Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This, Ch.09

Chapter: September “The Glow of the Moon” *** Decisions vary in scope and importance. We make them all the time; their making defines us as people, tells others who we have been, what we are, what we might be. Maybe you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, or hot summer nights with a tall glass of cold lemonade. A slender girl with legs that climb all the way to heaven,...

Added 31 Mar 2012 | Category Love Stories | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 1,992

Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This, Ch.08

Chapter: August “The Sun and the Moon” *** Life is as full of treasured moments as it is of hardship, though the challenges and obstacles that must be overcome can seem insurmountable, weighing so heavily that it seems even Atlas must be crushed under its mass. When those special gifts keep coming, it is easy to be desensitized or to focus on them to the expense of missing...

Added 30 Mar 2012 | Category Love Stories | Votes 2 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 1,833 | 1 Comment

Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This, Ch.07

Chapter: July “Stars in the Sky” *** Imagine a jigsaw puzzle. Not just any puzzle, but one of those multi-thousand piece monsters littered with detail and colors. Getting started is no chore; all you have to do is start with the border and corner pieces, set the structure for the big picture. Sort out the colored tiles and find a few of the more obvious pieces. Problems quickly...

Added 29 Mar 2012 | Category Love Stories | Votes 2 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 2,603

Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This, Ch.06

Chapter: June “Ties That Bind” *** In a parallel universe, anything is possible. A world might exist where you’re the president, a prize-winning journalist, a loud-mouthed radio host, or maybe just a homeless bum. An ideal you might even exist, a you that never had any regrets, made all the right choices, and walked through life with a song upon their lips. It’s an appealing fantasy...

Added 01 Apr 2012 | Category Love Stories | Votes 1 | Avg Score 4 | Views 1,555

Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This, Ch.05

Chapter: May “Reality Check” *** Meeting a girlfriend’s parents is a defining moment in a relationship; theoretically, you’ll make a lasting impression on your honey’s parents that won’t make them go for the shotgun. Yes, ma’am. I do think your daughter is a lovely, talented young woman and I think the world of her. No sir, I wouldn’t consider for a second bringing her home even...

Added 27 Mar 2012 | Category Love Stories | Votes 2 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 1,676

Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This, Ch.04

Chapter: April “Dirty Dancing” *** If you have any talent for bullshitting, there are some torpedoes you can see coming and prepare for with a little well-intentioned manipulation. Evil questions like ‘Do these pants make my ass look fat?’ or ‘Do you think that girl’s hot?’ can be deflected with a casual compliment to the fine derriere of the former, or the snarky comment...

Added 26 Mar 2012 | Category Love Stories | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 2,006 | 1 Comment

Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This, Ch.03

Chapter: March “Between the Bars” *** There are moments so uncomfortable that you wish you could be anywhere else, like being face to face with someone calling you an asshole, or a post-sex confrontation with your girlfriend’s shrieking sister. An invitation to meet your sweetie’s father shouldn’t be one of those, of course, but when her daddy just happens to be locked up in a prison...

Added 25 Mar 2012 | Category Love Stories | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 2,589 | 1 Comment

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