I like writing stories about various subjects as well as sex. Some are fiction and others are about real events - hopefully with a humourous slant.
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Well the U.K is busy compounding the joke by a retro step to go back to the good old days of the cold war (which I felt was never going to heat up as proved by the Cuban missile crisis in 1962) and the U.S.'s current loony says he would press the button (that is if he can find it). So to summarize I think we're about equal. Though you know we're not to be trusted - we lied to you guys about our nuclear capability by pretending we owned H bombs by letting off a huge atom bomb and pretending it was an H bomb so that we could share the responsibility of Armageddon together - isn't that cosy?
Yes in an employment initiative department called a Job Club.
Close up pictures of of naked people having sex and detailed stories of the same thing of course not whatever gave you that idea?
Certain species of spider attract mates by strumming on their webs like a guitar string This works for humans too.
Make a makeshift pussy with a rubber glove a towel and a lubricant.
If you are using the word 'should' instead of will then my sane side says Clinton my insane side says it would be a laugh it you play the trump card as we're all doomed. :) But if you mean the word in the deserving sense then I would say neither of these 2 particular charlatans. Someone like Noam Chomsky springs to mind in the 'should' sense now that the only sane candidate is burned out.
Have you guys any idea of the horrific joke the U.S. gun attitude is to the rest of the world? We only let our cops have guns in extreme circumstances never mind the public being able to buy semi-automatic weapons. It's so over the top. As a kid I used to watch gangster movies with guys firing off machine guns it was so outrageous it wasn't really real but of course despite the romantic names like Machine Gun Kelly, Bonnie and Clyde etc they were real. I mean you've even let your part time soldiers kill your kids when the kids were protesting. Such an incident in the U.K. would have toppled the government. There are all sorts of things I think are positive about the U.S but the gun thing- it's insane for Christ's sake grow up.
There are many, many, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaany ways to criticize Thatcher. From marginalizing unions, initiating the new kind of anti-european british nationalism that has today led to Brexit and insane levels of centralization of power. But are you really going with "Britain needs more coal"? An industry that was outdated and unsafe even in the middle of the last century? The way Thatcher handled its downfall was pretty horrific, stocking up on riot gear and sacrificing the workers for the sake of a more liberal labour market, but the downfall of coal was inevitable. There is no alternative in the preservation of coal mining in a G5 economy...I mean, except when you're Germany and turning off nuclear power plants to restart coal power plants for environmental reasons... I used the coal example as an illustration of her methods the other points are debatable in themselves. Her main reason for closing the pits wasn't economical it was a power game. I could say there is no place on the whole planet for the internal combustion engine just burning up all the oil rather than making more useful products and simultaneously help preserve the environment by some other alternative but that wasn't a pulpit I wanted to ascend. I'm just pointing out that we don't want another Thatcher and am always surprised at the respect she evokes in other countries. It must be the Falklands thing that they all remember as the misguided think having a tough military stance is to be admired.
Hostel prices in Singapore.
She, whichever one gets the nod, will have a tough time meeting the standards set by 'old ironpants'. Maggie Thatcher was a once in a lifetime personality. i wish you Brits luck. Either way you have us beat, hands down! Thank god she was a once in a lifetime thingy. We can do without her small business mind that ruined our industries such as coal which we now purchase from Russia at astronomical prices. I have no objection to female politicians but consider them to be equal charlatans along with the male ones. In case you don't get my meaning I mean all politicians of either gender are charlatans.
I hear the words but they don't sink in. My mind can't hold what you're saying. Feeling the years, I'm holding back tears. You're putting a voice to my worst fears. Days used to be brighter and we could laugh at time. Years have gone, we're getting on, being old's a crime. Life burns out in a smoky haze, It gets shorter as the memories fade. One door closes, another one shuts, ...
Added 17 Aug 2013 | Category Love Poems
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We don't meet out on the street but in some secluded corner. Where I gaze into her eyes, wondering who is telling lies. These sweet stolen moments are craved all the time, Inside intense emotions, outside I'm just fine. There are times I've touched her soul and I feel that I have reached her. No common sense to spoil the dream this is not a sordid scheme. Embrace, then she's...
Added 05 Jun 2013 | Category Love Poems
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The day it all started everything seemed normal to the point of mundanity. As he entered he noted the familiar smell of pot-pourri that seems to cling to all charity shops. He looked around the rails of secondhand clothing dominated as usual by female garments. His eyes searched swiftly and he saw the shelves of books at the back beside CDs and video tapes of discarded movies. Amongst the...
Added 02 Apr 2013 | Category Love Stories
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Celine. Stare at the screen, Eyes are so green. Only a screen, Can they be seen. She'll always be, A mystery. If we ever met, Would it be to regret? Finger tip, holds down a key. A digital dream that's my Celine. Verse: Electro machine, Can it still mean, Something real, Though virtual. Verse: Willing to go, With this cyber falling. I can't...
Added 18 Nov 2012 | Category Love Poems
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Litomerice On the streets of ancient stone we wandered in the snow. Made love every day, our bodies seemed to know. The only choice to hold on tight. Not caring what's wrong or right. It's good to know and feel the pain. Expose yourself to love's domain. Orene is the one I love she's my Prague fantasy, An absinthe dream come true, a new reality. Its not a love...
Added 17 Nov 2012 | Category Love Poems
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The Innocent Audience. My girlfriend Alena and I have a ground floor flat in a three storied house in a quiet Prague Suburb. The windows of our kitchen overlook the back garden which is also joined to the back garden of the house opposite. There is a gate in the fence that separates the two gardens. She is very attractive with long red hair, a pretty face with...
Added 21 Aug 2009 | Category Voyeur
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