Forum posts made by jack_42

Topic which food can you SIMPLY NOT ABIDE?
Posted 25 Feb 2017 13:58

Tripe

Topic How Far You Can Pee?
Posted 21 Feb 2017 13:41

This is is a strange sentence and I can't work out if it is a statement with incorrect punctuation or a question with a wrong word order. Either way the subject matter seems rather inconsequential.

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 21 Feb 2017 04:05

Jesus Just Left Chicago by ZZ Top (and it's not about religion even though Muddy Waters turned into wine)

Topic Does the new American President seem mentally ill to you?
Posted 21 Feb 2017 04:02

It's not Trump's sanity that should be questioned but the electorate's.

Topic donald trump for president
Posted 14 Feb 2017 07:55

This guy publicly stated that he would condone torture but also said that he is a devout Christian - I think that says everything about him. Please impeach apple pear orange or whatever it is him otherwise you may look forward to a nuclear winter.

Topic You just won the lottery...what's your first BIG purchase
Posted 14 Feb 2017 07:43

This wouldn't mean too much to me; at my age time is the most valuable asset so I would pay off all my family's debts, keep enough to give me an income of 16,000 pounds a year for 20 years and then donate the rest to organizations creating local industries in 3rd world countries.

Topic When reading stories what words do you prefer to be used for your vagina?
Posted 08 Feb 2017 09:55

Just as a point of interest I would be interested in why many women don't like cunt. Also in the North East of England many women use an abbreviation of the word fanny which in the UK means vagina and call it a 'fan'.

Topic What's your personality type?
Posted 05 Feb 2017 03:04

ENFP - "Journalist". Uncanny sense of the motivations of others. Life is an exciting drama. 8.1% of total population.

Topic The death of chivalry?
Posted 03 Feb 2017 03:07

I must be a closet bi I open doors for anyone and have even paid for meals for both genders. I draw the line on draping coats over puddles though - must be my dominant side kicking in.

Topic What do you think about while you are masturbating?
Posted 03 Feb 2017 03:00

Cricket.

Yeagh I bet. :)

Topic Skittles (poll)
Posted 03 Feb 2017 02:57

Never heard of them. They can't be part of the globilization of sweets.

Topic You've wrote your life story and they want to make the movie. Who's playing you?
Posted 03 Feb 2017 01:27

I've only written up a short episode of 2 years when I was marooned as a 20 year old in the Libyan desert during the 60's and unfortunately am not familiar with any actors of today from the relevant age group. As it's mainly about life around me rather than myself it would be the other characters who needed to be cast and whoever they were they would have to be champion boozers and masturbators as those were our main forms of entertainment.

Topic Porn
Posted 03 Feb 2017 01:06

I view porn as a substitute when nothing else is available.

Topic If you could lick any flavour ice cream off someone, what would it be?
Posted 03 Feb 2017 01:04

Despite having no inhibitions about licking any body parts this is something totally a no no to me since I was about 4. As for sharing someone's already chewed gum or eating my kids' leftovers yeccchhhhhh!!!!

Topic IMMIGRATION .... the elephant in the room
Posted 02 Feb 2017 07:29

Jack_42 wrote:
Not sure why there are so many outraged posts about the latest actions of Donald Trump as this was all promised by him during his election campaign? And now the British leadership too are all but condoning it. No doubt they will implement similar policies although it's extremely difficult to emigrate to the U.K. or even go there on holiday - a look at their criteria will give some indication.


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Just because he promised to do it, doesn't make it right. I think you missed my point we know it's not right.

Topic IMMIGRATION .... the elephant in the room
Posted 31 Jan 2017 07:16

Not sure why there are so many outraged posts about the latest actions of Donald Trump as this was all promised by him during his election campaign? And now the British leadership too are all but condoning it. No doubt they will implement similar policies although it's extremely difficult to emigrate to the U.K. or even go there on holiday - a look at their criteria will give some indication.

Topic Quebec Mosque Attack
Posted 31 Jan 2017 07:02



"It's a terrible reminder of why we must remain vigilant and why the president is taking steps to be pro-active, rather than reactive when it comes to our nation's safety and security."

Any spiel that uses words like proactive and alternative facts instantly loses credibility just like the silly acronym WOMD which by its very form is an obvious lie.

Topic Does the new American President seem mentally ill to you?
Posted 27 Jan 2017 03:13

I believe one of the U.S.A.'s greatest authors F.Scott Fitzgerald was a terrible speller.

Topic Why I voted for Donald Trump
Posted 23 Jan 2017 05:46

Sometimes I get the impression that U.S. politics are sort of contrived - ''like we have to have politics so we'll invent some names'' there seems to be no idealogical basis - there probably is but is seems fictitious or unreal somehow. There are only 2 political parties so the viewpoints seem extremes in themselves and the issues - like allowing everybody to have nasty toys or not - again it's like some childish urge gone rampant: or not to have national state health care when that seems so obvious it's not even debatable I would consider it a right. As for some lunatic using well tried political manipulations of the past such as thinking up a common enemy along with isolationist policies all that has the familiar ring of the 1930's to it. So it all comes across as very retro and unprogressive. But I imagine the promised excesses of the current leader may be as controlled and unfulfilled as the more liberal policies of his predecessor.

Topic The NRA was right. Obama's plan to take away your guns.
Posted 17 Jan 2017 05:56

No Grandma it's ok it's only the tv you can put down the pump action shotg...........

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 04 Jan 2017 00:43

Balanced taste of movies and books.

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 25 Dec 2016 04:17

Fried egg, ham, beans, and fried potatoes. Followed by ice cream and mandarin oranges

Topic Do women masturbate when reading Lush stories?
Posted 21 Dec 2016 16:17

Of course, it's where Simuel Taylor Coleridge got his idea for Kubla Khan


Kubla Khan Related Poem Content Details
BY SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE
Or, a vision in a dream. A Fragment.
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.
So twice five miles of fertile ground
With walls and towers were girdled round;
And there were gardens bright with sinuous rills,
Where blossomed many an incense-bearing tree;
And here were forests ancient as the hills,
Enfolding sunny spots of greenery.

But oh! that deep romantic chasm which slanted
Down the green hill athwart a cedarn cover!
A savage place! as holy and enchanted
As e’er beneath a waning moon was haunted
By woman wailing for her demon-lover!
And from this chasm, with ceaseless turmoil seething,
As if this earth in fast thick pants were breathing,
A mighty fountain momently was forced:
Amid whose swift half-intermitted burst
Huge fragments vaulted like rebounding hail,
Or chaffy grain beneath the thresher’s flail:
And mid these dancing rocks at once and ever
It flung up momently the sacred river.
Five miles meandering with a mazy motion
Through wood and dale the sacred river ran,
Then reached the caverns measureless to man,
And sank in tumult to a lifeless ocean;
And ’mid this tumult Kubla heard from far
Ancestral voices prophesying war!
The shadow of the dome of pleasure
Floated midway on the waves;
Where was heard the mingled measure
From the fountain and the caves.
It was a miracle of rare device,
A sunny pleasure-dome with caves of ice!

A damsel with a dulcimer
In a vision once I saw:
It was an Abyssinian maid
And on her dulcimer she played,
Singing of Mount Abora.
Could I revive within me
Her symphony and song,
To such a deep delight ’twould win me,
That with music loud and long,
I would build that dome in air,
That sunny dome! those caves of ice!
And all who heard should see them there,
And all should cry, Beware! Beware!
His flashing eyes, his floating hair!
Weave a circle round him thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread
For he on honey-dew hath fed,
And drunk the milk of Paradise.

back to top I thought it was from a drug induced dream.

Topic Ben Affleck is the new Batman....thoughts?
Posted 21 Dec 2016 16:11



Yep, a quick look at Batman's rogues gallery makes us realize that this was all intended for kiddies. https://upload.lushstories.com/1090506800-villains.jpg

Yes kids as opposed to kiddies.

Topic Ben Affleck is the new Batman....thoughts?
Posted 20 Dec 2016 04:00

Batman is for kids for god's sake.

Topic Sexual or non-sexual, what is the last thing you looked up online and where?
Posted 20 Dec 2016 03:57

Currency exchange rates.

Topic What would you do If you were in my postion?
Posted 06 Dec 2016 08:20

I only met my father 3 times during my life. Once when I was four - the day he left and then I got curious when I had kids of my own so I traced him - after not seeing or having any contact with him for 40 years. We arranged a meeting and when we did I met my other siblings from his second marriage. I took my then family to meet them all. I do not regret this and my mother accepted this as a perfectly natural thing to do despite it being of some discomfort to her and the other members of her family. It wasn't an accusation of both of my parents neglect - my father's for showing no interest in me and hers for not encouraging communication but just a very strong curiosity about it all. These were their actions and I was not judgemental but the bottom line is they would have had the responsibility for this and the onus was not on me just as your situation was not created by you. If your mother has any strength of character I'm sure she will understand without any surreptitious notes under pillows but a frank open discussion face to face.

Topic Did you use a condom the first time
Posted 06 Dec 2016 08:12

In those days I couldn't even spell condom.

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 06 Dec 2016 08:07

Sniztel leftovers from last night's Crimbo party the Czechs have a special day where the kids meet St Nicholas, (a religious Santa figure) an angel and a devil who grill them about their behaviour the good ones get a goody bag, (nobody ever confesses to bad behaviour).

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 06 Dec 2016 08:03

Neutron Dance - The Pointer Sisters

Love their version of Fire by Bruce Springsteen.