Forum posts made by jack_42

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 03 Jun 2013 23:52


Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 01 Jun 2013 06:24

This just can't be coincidence anymore there has to be some gizmo/glitch/thingy at work.

Topic Time again for the Eiffel Tower game.
Posted 01 Jun 2013 05:03

85. 60.

Topic If you could bring one band or solo artist back from the dead, who would it be?
Posted 01 Jun 2013 04:57

The Grateful .... who I'm sure would be.

Topic The NTSB wants drinking limit lowered to .05 for DUIs.
Posted 01 Jun 2013 00:00

In the UK the rather enigmatic rules are as follows
There are strict alcohol limits for drivers, but it is impossible to say exactly how many drinks this equals - it is different for each person. The legal alcohol limit for drivers in the UK is:
35 microgrammes of alcohol per 100 millilitres of breath
80 milligrammes of alcohol in 100 millilitres of blood
107 milligrammes of alcohol per 100 millilitres of urine
It’s not possible to say how much alcohol you can drink and stay below the limit. There are strict drink driving penalties if you are caught over the limit.

The way alcohol affects you depends on: your weight, age, sex and metabolism (the rate your body uses energy)
the type and amount of alcohol you’re drinking what you’ve eaten recently your stress levels at the time.

In the Czech Republic where I now live the tolerance for alcohol is zero. As a driver and as a drinker I feel I agree with the Czech one and am bewildered by the UK one. Though I have seen breath testers available in UK service stations which seems a good idea.

However I do find the drinking and sex laws of the US rather bewildering although the UK ones on the legal age for sex seem weird (16) as having a baby in my mind is much more important than voting for some lying son of a bitch politician (18) or having a drink (18). So I feel that they should make their minds up and raise or lower the limit so that they all match. Personally I favour lowering the voting and drinking age as I don't know of anyone who didn't drink underage and most 16 year olds I feel are well informed enough to choose some lying charlatan to represent them.

Topic FWB anyone else?
Posted 31 May 2013 02:20

I feel each relationship has its own uniqueness and that searching for categories especially using acronyms and abbreviations to describe such in my opinion cheapens or reduces them to the mundane. I think this is supported by quite a few people not understanding the applied acronyms. It's bad enough when people use such things as jargon at work (the implication that they are in some exclusive club - is somewhat pretentious) without resorting to them regarding our most, in my opinion, important social aspect.

Topic Your Favorite Celebrity Crush
Posted 30 May 2013 11:04

Chet Atkins.

Topic Gentlemen no Longer Prefer Blondes.......
Posted 30 May 2013 11:00

All of them even green.

Topic When was the last time you had sex? [BE HONEST]
Posted 30 May 2013 10:56

This afternoon with my home made vagina.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 30 May 2013 10:54

AH we meet again. He has great taste. :)

Topic Waking up to a blow job - yay or nay?
Posted 30 May 2013 10:52

This is a trick question right?

Topic Kardashians
Posted 30 May 2013 10:48

TV is mainly so execrable nowadays that I only watch it when visiting someone and they have it on. To me most of it is like watching paint dry - like going to several people's houses to watch them compete in cooking a meal (get a life) or here we are in the country which of these 3 houses do we like? (a great weight is pressing down on my chest and I'm sliding out of my chair) or let's cover these two brain dead twins in fake suntan and then hose it off it'll be so funny (really?) or this person has had sex with their great grandmother's lover and is being confronted by their angry betrayed partner who has had an orgy with the Manchester United soccer team in retaliation, (please). Longing for shows like Fools and Horses, Porridge, Steptoe and Son and any other production that doesn't rely on the cheapo technique of using the public. I know there are some decent shows Black Books was one but they are the exception rather than the norm.

Topic Do guys like Chubby or Curvy girls?
Posted 30 May 2013 10:36

All of them.

Topic Help...I've been arrested by the grammar police
Posted 30 May 2013 10:33

One of the reasons I enjoy this site is that it is a learning experience. I have heard high school and college students say "Me and Joe are, you know, going to....." The one class I really hated in school was English, yet it is one class we ALL need. It is hard to believe that grammer isn't pursued in school. But no matter how hard you check with your own eyes and also use spell check on the computer, grammer and spellling mistakes happen and are missed by the writer. Here, we are very lucky to have people who read the submitted story and like any good teacher, show us our mistakes so that we both learn from those mistakes and correct them before publishing. In addition, if you need an editor one will be recommended by the site.

English is a forever changing language. You will notice that many languages don't add words as fast as English speaking people do. Instead they incoroprate our word into their language thereby keeping their language "pure". English has many slang words that in time become legit and are added to the dictionary or a word has added meanings.

I have English friends and I do wish they would learn how to speak American so I can understand them. They say the same about me. "Why don't you learn the Queen's English?"

I don't find anything incorrect in ''me and Joe'' or ''Joe and me'' If you think it should be ''Joe and I'' then you should test it by trying to say the ''I'' first if it works then it is ok. However ''I and Joe'' sounds wrong to me. (I could be wrong on this and will stand corrected if so).

Topic The two way highway known as oral sex.
Posted 30 May 2013 02:58


Topic Help...I've been arrested by the grammar police
Posted 30 May 2013 02:52

I think we Americans use a somewhat bastardised form of English. What I call speaking American. I've been known to correct someones spelling in other forums. I'm no rocket scientist but I can spell pretty well.3some

Americans use a more archaic form of English. This is because of the isolation of the two countries some words such as 'mad' retained their Elizabethan meaning whilst the UK meaning has changed. So although Americans use a lot of new expressions (which I personally really like such as ''that's all she wrote'') their basic language is more old fashioned.

Topic Short Girls
Posted 30 May 2013 02:45

Anything human and female.

Topic Flying..who loves it, who is terrified of it
Posted 30 May 2013 02:37

I don't mind the up in the clouds bit which can be boring but do feel - not exactly terrified but uncomfortable during landing and takeoffs as I know they are the most dangerous moments. Also I find it ironic that they go on about putting on a life jacket as if most flights are over the sea most of the time which of course is not the case (this is a placebo effect - I have also seen films of what happens inside a plane when it crashes and crouching down in your seat is useless as seats can actually fly through the air on impact.) I have to suppress an evil urge to ask where the parachutes are stored as I know that won't ever happen as it's been researched and not implemented because it would be too expensive. The most comforting thought is that statistically it's still safer than crossing the road. I also find all those queues for explosive checks totally irritating and would rather take the chance of some lunatic blowing up the plane - I notice they don't do these checks for train journeys despite the fact that the last incident I can recall was setting off explosives on a train in Spain using a mobile phone. I suspect they only check planes because its psychological - people are nervous about flying anyway and there would be less passengers without such checks and therefore loss of the big motive - money.

Topic What was your first vehicle you owned?
Posted 30 May 2013 01:37

A 1952 Raleigh bicycle.

Topic Help! Vagina, Pussy, Cunt... what to call it....
Posted 27 May 2013 21:56

Goldmine? :)

Topic When was the last time you had sex? [BE HONEST]
Posted 27 May 2013 00:56

Does solo count? - yesterday and with someone - 10 days ago:)

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 26 May 2013 23:32

A sensualist.

Topic Eating a girl???
Posted 26 May 2013 23:26

As long as she's well done I can't stand rare.

Topic Guys what do you like more shave pussy or not?
Posted 26 May 2013 23:24


Topic What are you driving?
Posted 26 May 2013 23:22

I get driven by tram, metro, bus, boat, train and plane and that peculiar thing that is unfamiliar to a lot of you - walking.

Topic Size Matters....
Posted 26 May 2013 23:14

It could be a cultural thing. I am not all that well endowed but a girl in Singapore once told me I was too big which was a surprising statement to me but does offer another view on this subject where the emphasis is usually being positive about largeness but - can you be too big? :)

Topic How do you feel better after a bad day?
Posted 26 May 2013 04:09

The normal hassles of things not working out don't upset me all that much as I've got older I tend to use ironic humour to laugh them off as and when they occur. However if the day has produced some problem that is still ongoing I can't relax until I've thought of some way of approaching it or resolving it. Trying to do something to take my mind off it just doesn't work until I've gone through that process then I'd have a drink and watch a feel good movie.

Topic Is it really possible to grow your penis??
Posted 26 May 2013 03:50

Mine grows and shrinks every day.

Topic Ladies Only Please: Do You Prefer Circumcised, Uncircumcised Or Don't Care?
Posted 25 May 2013 16:54

Wooo, slow down...No an unwashed circumcised penis isn't ok. if you want to have fun or sex, hygiene is a must for all involved and as for shaved pussies making you feel like a pedophile. they are all personal choice both the shaving and the feeling.

You sort of missed my point. I was replying to the quote that implied being uncircumcised stops you being clean and having a funny cheesy smell which of course is rubbish I scrub my foreskin with a hard bristle brush every morning.

Topic Three SciFi Movies You Really Like
Posted 25 May 2013 16:35

Forbidden Planet, Silent Running. The Day The Earth Stood Still.