Forum posts made by jack_42

Topic Can we dispense with the labels "MILF" and "Cougar"?
Posted 08 Jun 2013 04:54

I'm just a perverted dirty old man (but quite hygienic) and hate all acronyms. OK?

Topic Females with accents?
Posted 08 Jun 2013 04:06

I suppose this depends on what your personal accent or mode of pronounciation is as everybody has an accent even people from the U.S.A. The accent of my home area I've been told appeals to US citizens however if they heard it in its dialect form they would only be able to communicate with body language as even the rest of the UK finds it difficult. ''Y'aal reet hinny - fancy gannin oot t'neet it's wor Jacky's treat we'll have roast tatties and yam made soup?''

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=PNMbbo5je_0&feature=endscreen

Topic Musical Taste?
Posted 08 Jun 2013 03:38

I'm told the loudest scream in rock history is Roger Daltry at the end of the lead break in Won't Get Fooled Again dunno if that counts but it's great!!!! The Pick of Doom illustrated this to perfection.

Topic is age really nothing but a number?
Posted 08 Jun 2013 02:32

I'm very attracted to older men (generally late 20s to early 50s), but I personally wouldn't be able to date someone older than 35, I don't think. Not unless there was amazing chemistry between us, anyway. As for younger guys...18 (and therefore not jail bait) is definitely the youngest I'd go for, and he'd have to both act and look mature. I wouldn't be interested otherwise.

Other people can date whoever they want, though. As long as the relationship is consensual and both parties are of legal age, I don't think there's a problem. I mean, age so rarely determines one's level of maturity, and to me that's what matters most. I know people who are pushing 40 who still act like they're in high school, so obviously I don't put much weight in the so-called correlation between age and maturity.

I know everything is relative but your definition of an older man which includes someone in their 20's made me smile but please don't be annoyed it's not a sneering smile. :)

Topic The Gentleman's Charter
Posted 08 Jun 2013 02:22

To me a gentleman is one who considers other peoples feelings, whose word is his bond and who is polite to all without being sycophantic.

Topic Sissy Boyfriends
Posted 08 Jun 2013 02:07

Aha we've flirted with this issue before when I mentioned my inclination towards .. now how did Wellmademale put it when I mentioned buying matching napkins for dining room furniture something like ''not to have a smidgeon of interior decorator in your genes''. Well I clean the house ever week, the toilet (sorry to our US friends - the bathroom) every day, I take my shoes off at the front door and have a pair of slippers with a heart design on them in pink (my girlfriend said only I would have bought them), I like cooking especially for friends, I am missing the sports gene - whenever an event of any sporting activity is on the telly it's worse then soap operas (no I don't like them - slight recovery of the macho feel there), one of my favourite movies is An Affair to Remember with Cary Grant and Deborah Kerr or The Apartment with Shirley Maclaine and Jack Lemon, I love the company of women and would rather have a dinner date than go paint balling, I thought I was getting obsessed with organisation - too anal retentive because I plan even how to go from one room to another picking up things on the way etc and a female friend tells me that is what women do all the time which is why a lot of men think things just sort of happen - her words and is natural as I live alone. When my girlfriend is coming for a visit and she is today :) I go and buy a single flower that goes in a special little vase I have bought and beside it will be her favourite snack - a mixture of eggs, mayonnaisse, cheese and onions with crusty brown bread rolls. Even now a lifetime after it happened I get emotional about the death of my childhood cat killed in an accident. But the conclusion of all this is that I have no problem admitting these things and have no doubts about my sexuality this is just for fun true though it is, and personally I am suspicious of lusty rugby players with hairy armpits who sing bawdy songs whilst drapping their arms over each others shoulders. :)

Topic what kind of seducer are you quiz
Posted 08 Jun 2013 01:23

Sweet talker. But I feel the quiz wasn't probing enough to be truthful.

Topic Musical Taste?
Posted 07 Jun 2013 02:25

Something I've never understood is how some people get jealous of your relationship with something (rather than another person). Many fellow guitar players say their girlfriends express that they love their guitars more than the girlfriend whereas to me they are totally different things - I was lucky I was married to another guitar vocalist so she never said that even when I did gigs without her. I am not referring to any opportunity to meet other women just the instrument itself. By doing this they stand a good chance of ruining the relationship not because we like guitars more than partners but something we feel deeply about shouldn't be tampered with and to do so displays a lack of sensitivity and selfishness thus making the partner less attractive accordingly.

Topic Which Is Your Favorite Leonardo DiCaprio Movie?
Posted 06 Jun 2013 07:38

Blood Diamond he had to really act with a different accent and personality as well as be believable in movement etc.

Topic Do guys like Chubby or Curvy girls?
Posted 06 Jun 2013 06:47

I love a gal with a little meat on her bones. however if you wait a couple hundred pounds and in a string bikini stay at home

This is surreal.

Topic Where do you masturbate??
Posted 06 Jun 2013 06:39

I'd like to do it in the bath but there would be the chance of electrocution.

Topic Michael Douglas says he got throat cancer from cunnilingus, not smoking.
Posted 06 Jun 2013 06:33

I'll continue to take my chances.


:))) Yes it gave me bronchitis too.

Topic Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted 06 Jun 2013 06:30

Lady Hear Me Tonight which is horrible (and it was stolen) but I have to learn it as the vocalist is crazy about it.

Topic How do you pronounce it?
Posted 06 Jun 2013 06:24

I don't even know what it means when shown in its non acronym form never mind how to pronounce it. Does it mean hard core sexy picture swopping?

Topic Fuck off ~
Posted 06 Jun 2013 06:16

The worst thing anyone ever said to me as he left the argument was ''I hope you get cancer.''

Topic Is it possible for a woman to taste it in her mouth when a man comes in her vagina?
Posted 06 Jun 2013 06:14

To reach that far it would depend on how well endowed the man is I would think.

Topic Do guys like Chubby or Curvy girls?
Posted 06 Jun 2013 06:08

All of them. They are the most fascinating things on the planet even above Gibson Les Pauls and Fender Stratocasters.

Topic Politics
Posted 05 Jun 2013 01:44

I have this yucky image now of Elizabeth II and the Duke of Edinburgh (''My husband and I.''), having oral sex.

Topic Mad at me for fucking his niece
Posted 05 Jun 2013 01:29

I find a lot of archaic attitudes and strange generalisations in the replies you're getting especially for a site dedicated to sex, but my answer to your question would be in the form of another question. When you wake up in the morning with an erection do you feel guilty?

Topic Does anyone experience reoccurring dreams that freak them out, that might have some kind of meaning?
Posted 05 Jun 2013 01:22

I had a recurring dream where the scenario changed but the theme stayed the same. I was looking for something that I could never find and kept going around in circles. I think this happened when I was experiencing a dissatisfaction with my life and wished to change it. When I met a new friend in the Czech Republic and decided to leave my horrible boring job at a call centre for T-mobile, leave the UK take up a new career in Prague I had one last dream where I found whatever was the object of the search and the dream stopped.

Topic you favorite song of all time that never gets old how ever many time you listen to it
Posted 04 Jun 2013 00:26

I've liked this song forever but
for the last few months this has had my hips shakin...
"shake it one time for me"...he says
http://www.youtube.com/embed/Zvs4AZ03C_o

most all these songs take me back to younger years. Shhh

I still bash this one out and they always respond whatever the age group.

Topic you favorite song of all time that never gets old how ever many time you listen to it
Posted 04 Jun 2013 00:16

Johnny B Good by the godfather of Rock'n'Roll guitar players Chuck Berry.

Topic Post a random fact
Posted 04 Jun 2013 00:06

Elvis Presley possibly the most famous man on the planet was managed by an illegal immigrant which is why he never toured outside the US (and would have made millions).

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 03 Jun 2013 23:52

Egalitarian.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 01 Jun 2013 06:24

This just can't be coincidence anymore there has to be some gizmo/glitch/thingy at work.

Topic Time again for the Eiffel Tower game.
Posted 01 Jun 2013 05:03

85. 60.

Topic If you could bring one band or solo artist back from the dead, who would it be?
Posted 01 Jun 2013 04:57

The Grateful .... who I'm sure would be.

Topic The NTSB wants drinking limit lowered to .05 for DUIs.
Posted 01 Jun 2013 00:00

In the UK the rather enigmatic rules are as follows
There are strict alcohol limits for drivers, but it is impossible to say exactly how many drinks this equals - it is different for each person. The legal alcohol limit for drivers in the UK is:
35 microgrammes of alcohol per 100 millilitres of breath
80 milligrammes of alcohol in 100 millilitres of blood
107 milligrammes of alcohol per 100 millilitres of urine
It’s not possible to say how much alcohol you can drink and stay below the limit. There are strict drink driving penalties if you are caught over the limit.

The way alcohol affects you depends on: your weight, age, sex and metabolism (the rate your body uses energy)
the type and amount of alcohol you’re drinking what you’ve eaten recently your stress levels at the time.

In the Czech Republic where I now live the tolerance for alcohol is zero. As a driver and as a drinker I feel I agree with the Czech one and am bewildered by the UK one. Though I have seen breath testers available in UK service stations which seems a good idea.

However I do find the drinking and sex laws of the US rather bewildering although the UK ones on the legal age for sex seem weird (16) as having a baby in my mind is much more important than voting for some lying son of a bitch politician (18) or having a drink (18). So I feel that they should make their minds up and raise or lower the limit so that they all match. Personally I favour lowering the voting and drinking age as I don't know of anyone who didn't drink underage and most 16 year olds I feel are well informed enough to choose some lying charlatan to represent them.



Topic FWB anyone else?
Posted 31 May 2013 02:20

I feel each relationship has its own uniqueness and that searching for categories especially using acronyms and abbreviations to describe such in my opinion cheapens or reduces them to the mundane. I think this is supported by quite a few people not understanding the applied acronyms. It's bad enough when people use such things as jargon at work (the implication that they are in some exclusive club - is somewhat pretentious) without resorting to them regarding our most, in my opinion, important social aspect.

Topic Your Favorite Celebrity Crush
Posted 30 May 2013 11:04

Chet Atkins.