Forum posts made by jack_42

Topic What are you driving?
Posted 26 May 2013 23:22

I get driven by tram, metro, bus, boat, train and plane and that peculiar thing that is unfamiliar to a lot of you - walking.

Topic Size Matters....
Posted 26 May 2013 23:14

It could be a cultural thing. I am not all that well endowed but a girl in Singapore once told me I was too big which was a surprising statement to me but does offer another view on this subject where the emphasis is usually being positive about largeness but - can you be too big? :)

Topic How do you feel better after a bad day?
Posted 26 May 2013 04:09

The normal hassles of things not working out don't upset me all that much as I've got older I tend to use ironic humour to laugh them off as and when they occur. However if the day has produced some problem that is still ongoing I can't relax until I've thought of some way of approaching it or resolving it. Trying to do something to take my mind off it just doesn't work until I've gone through that process then I'd have a drink and watch a feel good movie.

Topic Is it really possible to grow your penis??
Posted 26 May 2013 03:50

Mine grows and shrinks every day.

Topic Ladies Only Please: Do You Prefer Circumcised, Uncircumcised Or Don't Care?
Posted 25 May 2013 16:54

Wooo, slow down...No an unwashed circumcised penis isn't ok. if you want to have fun or sex, hygiene is a must for all involved and as for shaved pussies making you feel like a pedophile. they are all personal choice both the shaving and the feeling.

You sort of missed my point. I was replying to the quote that implied being uncircumcised stops you being clean and having a funny cheesy smell which of course is rubbish I scrub my foreskin with a hard bristle brush every morning.

Topic Three SciFi Movies You Really Like
Posted 25 May 2013 16:35

Forbidden Planet, Silent Running. The Day The Earth Stood Still.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 25 May 2013 16:27

She has some interesting arm wear including bracelets.

Topic Sexiest Profession
Posted 25 May 2013 16:14

I have been in the air force and since those days a guitar player I have played for the medical profession, the fire service, the army, the air force, the navy (both US and British) but one night doing a gig for the boys in blue I found out who have the most groupies of all -- the fuzz. You couldn't move for all the gorgeous women in the police club. I think it wasn't just the uniform but the occupation that was attractive. Perhaps they are the ultimate form of 'protection'.

Topic Ladies Only Please: Do You Prefer Circumcised, Uncircumcised Or Don't Care?
Posted 25 May 2013 00:58

One last note on this. A fully erect uncircumcised penis doesn't look all that different from a fully erect circumcised one, (well not according to what I'm seeing at the moment). :)

Topic Dad thinks his daughter charged with sex crime b/c she's a lesbian.
Posted 25 May 2013 00:24

Ok so now it's out in the open and the law in the law but the girl's parents who are pressing the charges sound like brain dead. This was consensual and now the whole world knows intimate details about their daughter - what a lovely legacy they've given her. I would feel the same about this if it was a straight relationship and my main sympathy is with the accused.

Topic Fuck off ~
Posted 24 May 2013 23:54

The most frequently used in my opinion in the UK is 'fuck off' or 'piss off' but to be brutally frank to actually say it to someone would depend on the situation. For example in my home town on a Friday night in a pub unless you were accompanied by about 10 friends or you had a Phd in Karate or some similar skill you would be well advised not say anything.

Topic Toilet Etiquette
Posted 24 May 2013 16:13

This takes toilet humour to a new dimension. But I don't think I want to go there.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 24 May 2013 01:32

Very open about his sexuality.

Topic Romantic Gestures
Posted 24 May 2013 01:26

Every time my girl friend visits I prepare her favourite snack sometimes I have a single flower in a special vase alongside it and I have been know to find where she has parked her car on the way to work (sometimes near my flat) and leave an amusing note under the windshield wipers.

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 24 May 2013 01:22

The neighbour drilling holes.

Topic Favourite Comedian(s)
Posted 24 May 2013 01:21

Comedians in the traditional stand up comic sense don't appeal to me and most of the people such as Bill Cosby or Robin Williams quoted above are more like funny people rather than comdedians even Billy Connoly and Ieddie Izzard who I do like are like that. Perhaps that is the current trend.

Topic Toilet Etiquette
Posted 24 May 2013 01:14

Whilst marrooned in the Libyan desert as a member of the RAF the boredom was so intense that we would have conversations encompassing every subject possible. This thread is reminiscent of those days which to be honest I would rather forget as for years afterwards I would have nightmares that I had returned to a view of a flat horizon with nothing in between in any direction you looked. However it also reminds me of a story about a middle eastern singer of note who wanted to extend her career in the west but found it too disturbing whilst singing to western audiences as she thought of them all using (in her opinion) the disgusting procedure of using toilet paper.

Topic Ladies Only Please: Do You Prefer Circumcised, Uncircumcised Or Don't Care?
Posted 23 May 2013 09:43

in the U.S. the majority of the guys are cut. Haven't been exposed to a big enough sample of penises IRL to encounter one which is not. IMO the circumcised is more attractive, but that's probably a matter of preferring the familiar.

At last the recognition of this. By the way or should I say BTW yeccchhh! has anyone noticed the irony about Michael Angelo's David?

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 23 May 2013 09:32

His profile shows a caring and thoughtful person.

Topic bi curious / bisexual
Posted 23 May 2013 01:21

I don't mind men being bi or even curious about it. Why should it only be okay for women to play with the same sex and it be socially acceptable?

I agree with you and can maybe shed some light on this strange double standard. Sources have told me that when Queen Victoria was asked to sign a document making homosexuality illegal (the damn Victorians are responsibly for a lot of our hang ups), she asked how women could have sex with each other as she understood the mechanics of the males. It appears nobody felt they could explain it to her without great embarrassment or infringing some rules of social etiquette thus they decided not to make it illegal for women which probably contributed to the idea being more readily accepted.

Topic What's The Best Movie According To You Without The TRADITIONAL Happy Ending?
Posted 23 May 2013 01:12

Anything that was originally written by Graham Green all others pale in comparison when it comes to to no optimism whatsoever. The penultimate is probably The Heart of The Matter. If you wish to retain any faith in humanity don't watch any but they are extremely well written.

Topic What's on your sexual bucket list?
Posted 22 May 2013 00:38

Sex on the Orient Express.

Topic Ladies Only Please: Do You Prefer Circumcised, Uncircumcised Or Don't Care?
Posted 22 May 2013 00:20

so far, circumcised wins!

That's just a cultural thing though and there are more of you scalpel wielding primitives. :)

Topic Sex in the car...
Posted 22 May 2013 00:17

A strange mixture of sensations if you're driving at the time.

Topic I've noticed a lot of Leo's out there. What up with that?
Posted 22 May 2013 00:15

Fat too.

Topic The Word Association Game
Posted 22 May 2013 00:13


Topic Ladies Only Please: Do You Prefer Circumcised, Uncircumcised Or Don't Care?
Posted 21 May 2013 03:23

Just like a man prefers a clean pussy, i prefer a clean penis. and men you can be rather filthy buggers at times. especially in the area under the foreskin. that cheesy odor is not a normal smell rather it is telling you the fungus is growing a little too healthily. besides I love the helmet effect, its so cute.

in a different aspect. i was working in A&E once when a young man came in so embarrassed, he had been entertaining himself when he pulled the foreskin a little to far, the head had completely swelled up and he was in a lot of pain, hence the urgent surgery for circumcising.

So sex with an unwashed circumcised cock is ok? And as for shaved pussies they make me feel like a pedophile.

Topic Ladies Only Please: Do You Prefer Circumcised, Uncircumcised Or Don't Care?
Posted 21 May 2013 03:20

Having not read the replies because I'm lazy, I'm gonna give you my reply. And, no, I'm not a woman, but I'm still replying because I'm a bloody rebel.

We are born with foreskins, why cut them off when they are functional? They protect the penis from wear and tear - there's a lot of friction down there and they lubricate during sex and masturbation, among a few other functions. Useful wee bastards, eh? So why would people wanna mutilate themselves? (or their offspring if it's the parents making the chopping decision). Also, they're great fun to play with.

Totally agree cutting off bits of yourself is so primitive the hygiene argument is rubbish - check out Australian native practices (gives me a funny feeling behind the knees just to think about it).

Topic How Many People Are "The Daily Show with John Stewart" fans?
Posted 20 May 2013 10:01

I have no problem with politicians having an affair or six on the side. They should have given Bill an incentive plan, a nubile virgin to deflower for each month the deficit is cut by x% or is eliminated.

What does infuriate is when the party that has claimed the position of national arbiter of moral standards turns out to be filled with adulterers, homosexuals and whoremongers. I have no problem at all with any of those in itself, it is when they are coupled with hypocrisy and vicious nasty attacks on people who dare to do in public what they are up to in private that they become an outrage.

Newt Gingrich impeached a President for adultery while he was doing the same.

The GOP has been pandering to the religious right for decades now. They have tried to eliminate the right to have a abortion and some of them have been trying to outlaw contraception. They have made their sexual activities fair game.

Aha I stand corrected about the sexual reference and now understand - pardon my gaff it is due to my bewilderment/ignorance regarding the complications of US politics. If these guys are the self declared watchdogs of public morality you have a point. And they blend in perfectly with my above declaration re charlatan being synonymous with politician.

Topic How Many People Are "The Daily Show with John Stewart" fans?
Posted 20 May 2013 09:53


I concluded that this was about a news type programme presenter or current events if you like and was expressing my distrust of such things as never being objective. The fact that the presenter's personality can be charismatic gives me even more food for thought or if you like distrust it's all show biz.