Forum posts made by jack_42

Topic Rim Jobs
Posted 15 May 2013 01:45

I have written quite an in depth story about this if anyone would care to read it.

Topic What is the riskiest place you have ever masturbated?
Posted 15 May 2013 01:41

The riskiest place I have ever masturbated was the Eiffel tower it was very difficult to encompass.

Topic 3D Printed Arms
Posted 15 May 2013 01:39

OMG. Embarassed If they hollow out the barrel, they could use THAT as the gun. I once heard spunk can shoot out at a lot of miles an hour, so maybe that's why

This is also why having sex with Superman is not recommended unless he's using a kryptonite condom.

sometimes lads call their willy a weapon?

"I'd not worry, officer, that's just my sex toy. Trust me, you'll not want to see that go off..." I guess you just can't beat a good ol' porridge gun. confused5

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 15 May 2013 01:15

His followers wear very cute lingerie.

Topic New recommendation symbol
Posted 15 May 2013 01:08

Must be some cultural difference here. I wouldn't associate stars unless they were red with communism but not quite sure why communism is such a red flag to everybody anyway. :) I would associate stars with infant or junior school where they gave stars out to reward performance but I agree with Jack Black's character on that one as well. I feel that to hell with kinky logos just some words would be fine or maybe one word say 'recommended'.

Topic What do you wear to bed?
Posted 15 May 2013 00:56

A night cap.

Topic who is your favourite porn star?
Posted 14 May 2013 07:03

Charlie McDonnel.

Topic whats the first thing comes in your mind hearing word KAMASUTRA
Posted 13 May 2013 22:08

Ancient sex manual with very flowery descriptions and a myriad of positions. Also catergorizes sexual styles to certain geographical areas which is surprising as one would have thought that even then it would be a matter of individual choice.

Topic Doing someone else's wife
Posted 13 May 2013 07:10

You want to go for it or you wouldn't be asking so ok go for it.

Topic Can "gun people" and "anti-gun people" ever come to the table together and talk
Posted 13 May 2013 07:04

Eli Wallach (in the role of chief bad guy) ''You big gringo gunmen we do a deal.''

Steve McQueen (the king of cool) ''We deal in lead friend.''

Topic Craziest Place You Had Sex
Posted 13 May 2013 06:52

In the toilet of a train. The hardest part was after we had to leave as there was a queue outside.:)

Topic what do you do when you are horny and in desperate need of a fuck?
Posted 13 May 2013 06:27

Well I make a cup of tea of course.

Topic This will require some deep thought.....
Posted 12 May 2013 06:39

If I have a cyber reversal of my vasectomy will the babies still be virtual?

Topic what are u watching on tv?
Posted 12 May 2013 06:36

I don't watch tv it's mainly awful.

Topic Fave Led Zeppelin song (other than Stairway to Heaven!)
Posted 12 May 2013 00:59

Has to be A Whole Lotta Love with the aeroplane taking off and ''I'm your back door man.''

Topic do you ever brag to your girlfriends about your boyfriend's cock?
Posted 12 May 2013 00:57

One of my girlfriends talked about me to her to her sister and the sister told me. I was very flattered she had said I was one of the best in bed and that I had a lovely cock - so size wasn't the issue - more aesthetic. :)

Topic IRS admits they deliberately harrassed Conservative groups
Posted 12 May 2013 00:43

What about all the people that have been ridiculed for thinking that the government is simply getting too comfortable with overstepping their bounds? Could it be said that maybe those people have a right to fear an overbearing government?

Could this possibly be related to this never ending debate about gun control in the US? If so please get one or two of the probably numerous automatic weapons you own and launch an all out attack on the blood sucking members of the Department of Inland Revenue I'm sure everyone would applaud your action.

Topic Alpha Female
Posted 10 May 2013 16:42

Yeah, I don't know if I'd have told just everyone, that...Jack. Real men aren't supposed to own even a smidgen of interior decoration genetics.

I bet you have a pretty and arresting flower garden, too.

No I live in a second storey flat (apartment) but was contemplating a window box.


Topic Alpha Female
Posted 09 May 2013 13:46

This just seems to be a matter of identification you don't have to say strong determined behaviour is relevant to a gender unless you need some point of reference to distinguish them thus saying this or that is male or female behaviour may just be a way of categorizing. I personally feel it very difficult to determine human behaviour with such definite lines. I bought some red napkins to match the red covers of the dining room chairs and contrast the black of the table in my flat - is my sexuality now in question? :)

Topic Would you be offended if a guy considered you a milf?
Posted 09 May 2013 13:29

The only problem I have with this expression is that it's an acronym which just lately I have developed a strong distaste for. I realize such things are part of today's instant gratification society which has developed an impatience even with words themselves (reminds me of George Orwell), but would prefer the whole sentence or even better, think of some original way to express your desire rather than an abbreviated cliche.

Topic Would you ever fuck someone...
Posted 09 May 2013 12:59

Yes a friend phoned to say he'd just met a very sexy and interesting girl and I jokingly said ''has she got a friend'' I got a positive reply. It was arranged for me to meet the same girl the next night; she turned up in her car we went to my place and the rest is history. The moral of the story is ''shy bairns get nowt.''

Topic Does 'No-Fault Divorce' cheapen the 'institution of marriage'
Posted 09 May 2013 12:26

I don't think that the legal side of marriage means anything unless you have strong religious convictions or something. I do feel that people should live up to their responsibilities but feel that some publicly made promise means little anyway. I was devastated when my marriage broke up but I paid no attention to the legal side as the relationship had been the important thing and in the end I got a letter saying I was now divorced - but I had made no legal overtures myself at all thus proving to me how pointless it is. Therefore I have no qualms about a no fault divorce idea as it goes in line with my no marriage idea.

Topic Whats more attractive younger women or older women ?
Posted 09 May 2013 11:14

They're all attractive.

Topic Yeah you look ok... but your collarbones are too high
Posted 09 May 2013 03:33

Ah but is the inside of her armpit symmetrical?

Topic Can "gun people" and "anti-gun people" ever come to the table together and talk
Posted 09 May 2013 03:08

This all depends on where you live in the US. There are some very anti-gun states and some very pro-gun states. Some state will allow you to carry with out any permit, some states make it so hard to get one that its not worth the effort and some don't allow it at all. I am very pro gun myself and just about everyone I know is as well.

Without any permit????? No wonder this is such a hot issue that is insane!!!!!

Topic Jennifer is a party pooper! LMAO!!!
Posted 09 May 2013 02:55 This one - finally got it right. :)

Topic Jennifer is a party pooper! LMAO!!!
Posted 09 May 2013 02:53

That's funny but poop jokes just get on my shit.

Topic Can "gun people" and "anti-gun people" ever come to the table together and talk
Posted 09 May 2013 02:18

Pardon my ignorance but as I understand it the gun laws of the US are such that you can have a gun at home without needing any special permit so that you can defend yourself from an intruder but do need a permit to wander about the streets carrying one. Do the majority of gun owners have such permits as most of the incidents about self defence quoted during this debate concern attackers in any location? if they don't then all the rhetoric about the right to carry such things is merely academic as it sounds to me that if a situation arose where someone used a gun on the street to defend themselves most would be breaking the law despite the danger they were in?

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 07 May 2013 14:56

I just don't believe it. :)

Topic why
Posted 07 May 2013 14:52

There is no traditional positive equivalent of stud which is unfair. although people do seem to be using slut interchangeably nowadays for men - a promiscuous male is sometimes called a slut but the converse is not the same - sexually successful females are never called studs - only males therefore females are only left with the defiant use of slut. I feel it would be good to have a female equivalent to stud obviously 'brood mare' doesn't have the right connotation but maybe something like panther - cats are always sexy, independent and positive ah but there again my dim old brain recalls that they are now using the expression cougar for a predatory older woman so maybe not that. Maybe we should all submit suggestions language is always in a state of flux and the one we all mutually agreed on would be it (and word of mouth is still the most effective way of communicating). So despite my reservations Panther does have a sexy ring to it but perhaps:- Crumpeteer, Jockey.......any ideas? :)