Forum posts made by jack_42

Topic Do u get vocal when masturbating alone?
Posted 20 May 2013 03:25

Yes but I think I was quieter when I was younger I also talk dirty but intermittently.

Topic What's your vagina type?
Posted 19 May 2013 06:18

I prefer available.

Topic How Many People Are "The Daily Show with John Stewart" fans?
Posted 19 May 2013 06:15

Someone compiles all news items and decides what we will have access to and always from one viewpoint or another. Consequently and also through experience of lying charlatans such as politicians I have a deep distrust of most media presented items. I also have an inconvenient long memory and this helps to consolidate my attitude. I wouldn't be surprised if this paragon of unbiased presentation and virtue didn't have some nasty skeleton clanking around in the closet. I feel there is a possible degree of hypocrisy when devotees of a site dedicated to sex points fingers at celebrity indulgences.

Topic what is your favorite movie quote
Posted 18 May 2013 02:14

In Father Goose Cary Grant when asked to volunteer to be in the war replied.

''Several years ago I made peace with the world if the world isn't bright enough to settle things itself then it'll have to settle things without me.''

Topic Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted 18 May 2013 01:52

I was watching a drama documentary about Quentin Crisp the pioneer of openly declared homosexuality and they played a wonderful old and very atmospheric piece during the film. I think but am not sure that it's called Goodnight Vienna.

Topic U.S. Military ‘Power Grab’ Goes Into Effect
Posted 15 May 2013 01:52

There is only one answer to this - printable nuclear ICBM's downloaded to each household thus creating a Mexican stand off and the naughty blue meanies would have to back down.

Topic Rim Jobs
Posted 15 May 2013 01:45

I have written quite an in depth story about this if anyone would care to read it.

Topic What is the riskiest place you have ever masturbated?
Posted 15 May 2013 01:41

The riskiest place I have ever masturbated was the Eiffel tower it was very difficult to encompass.

Topic 3D Printed Arms
Posted 15 May 2013 01:39

OMG. Embarassed If they hollow out the barrel, they could use THAT as the gun. I once heard spunk can shoot out at a lot of miles an hour, so maybe that's why

This is also why having sex with Superman is not recommended unless he's using a kryptonite condom.

sometimes lads call their willy a weapon?

"I'd not worry, officer, that's just my sex toy. Trust me, you'll not want to see that go off..." I guess you just can't beat a good ol' porridge gun. confused5

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 15 May 2013 01:15

His followers wear very cute lingerie.

Topic New recommendation symbol
Posted 15 May 2013 01:08

Must be some cultural difference here. I wouldn't associate stars unless they were red with communism but not quite sure why communism is such a red flag to everybody anyway. :) I would associate stars with infant or junior school where they gave stars out to reward performance but I agree with Jack Black's character on that one as well. I feel that to hell with kinky logos just some words would be fine or maybe one word say 'recommended'.

Topic What do you wear to bed?
Posted 15 May 2013 00:56

A night cap.

Topic who is your favourite porn star?
Posted 14 May 2013 07:03

Charlie McDonnel.

Topic whats the first thing comes in your mind hearing word KAMASUTRA
Posted 13 May 2013 22:08

Ancient sex manual with very flowery descriptions and a myriad of positions. Also catergorizes sexual styles to certain geographical areas which is surprising as one would have thought that even then it would be a matter of individual choice.

Topic Doing someone else's wife
Posted 13 May 2013 07:10

You want to go for it or you wouldn't be asking so ok go for it.

Topic Can "gun people" and "anti-gun people" ever come to the table together and talk
Posted 13 May 2013 07:04

Eli Wallach (in the role of chief bad guy) ''You big gringo gunmen we do a deal.''

Steve McQueen (the king of cool) ''We deal in lead friend.''

Topic Craziest Place You Had Sex
Posted 13 May 2013 06:52

In the toilet of a train. The hardest part was after we had to leave as there was a queue outside.:)

Topic what do you do when you are horny and in desperate need of a fuck?
Posted 13 May 2013 06:27

Well I make a cup of tea of course.

Topic This will require some deep thought.....
Posted 12 May 2013 06:39

If I have a cyber reversal of my vasectomy will the babies still be virtual?

Topic what are u watching on tv?
Posted 12 May 2013 06:36

I don't watch tv it's mainly awful.

Topic Fave Led Zeppelin song (other than Stairway to Heaven!)
Posted 12 May 2013 00:59

Has to be A Whole Lotta Love with the aeroplane taking off and ''I'm your back door man.''

Topic do you ever brag to your girlfriends about your boyfriend's cock?
Posted 12 May 2013 00:57

One of my girlfriends talked about me to her to her sister and the sister told me. I was very flattered she had said I was one of the best in bed and that I had a lovely cock - so size wasn't the issue - more aesthetic. :)

Topic IRS admits they deliberately harrassed Conservative groups
Posted 12 May 2013 00:43

What about all the people that have been ridiculed for thinking that the government is simply getting too comfortable with overstepping their bounds? Could it be said that maybe those people have a right to fear an overbearing government?

Could this possibly be related to this never ending debate about gun control in the US? If so please get one or two of the probably numerous automatic weapons you own and launch an all out attack on the blood sucking members of the Department of Inland Revenue I'm sure everyone would applaud your action.

Topic Alpha Female
Posted 10 May 2013 16:42

Yeah, I don't know if I'd have told just everyone, that...Jack. Real men aren't supposed to own even a smidgen of interior decoration genetics.

I bet you have a pretty and arresting flower garden, too.

No I live in a second storey flat (apartment) but was contemplating a window box.


Topic Alpha Female
Posted 09 May 2013 13:46

This just seems to be a matter of identification you don't have to say strong determined behaviour is relevant to a gender unless you need some point of reference to distinguish them thus saying this or that is male or female behaviour may just be a way of categorizing. I personally feel it very difficult to determine human behaviour with such definite lines. I bought some red napkins to match the red covers of the dining room chairs and contrast the black of the table in my flat - is my sexuality now in question? :)

Topic Would you be offended if a guy considered you a milf?
Posted 09 May 2013 13:29

The only problem I have with this expression is that it's an acronym which just lately I have developed a strong distaste for. I realize such things are part of today's instant gratification society which has developed an impatience even with words themselves (reminds me of George Orwell), but would prefer the whole sentence or even better, think of some original way to express your desire rather than an abbreviated cliche.

Topic Would you ever fuck someone...
Posted 09 May 2013 12:59

Yes a friend phoned to say he'd just met a very sexy and interesting girl and I jokingly said ''has she got a friend'' I got a positive reply. It was arranged for me to meet the same girl the next night; she turned up in her car we went to my place and the rest is history. The moral of the story is ''shy bairns get nowt.''

Topic Does 'No-Fault Divorce' cheapen the 'institution of marriage'
Posted 09 May 2013 12:26

I don't think that the legal side of marriage means anything unless you have strong religious convictions or something. I do feel that people should live up to their responsibilities but feel that some publicly made promise means little anyway. I was devastated when my marriage broke up but I paid no attention to the legal side as the relationship had been the important thing and in the end I got a letter saying I was now divorced - but I had made no legal overtures myself at all thus proving to me how pointless it is. Therefore I have no qualms about a no fault divorce idea as it goes in line with my no marriage idea.

Topic Whats more attractive younger women or older women ?
Posted 09 May 2013 11:14

They're all attractive.

Topic Yeah you look ok... but your collarbones are too high
Posted 09 May 2013 03:33

Ah but is the inside of her armpit symmetrical?