Forum posts made by jack_42

Topic Best beer
Posted 04 Jul 2013 01:43

If you want to try unusual beers The Czech Republic is the place to come to. There are many small breweries and some produce some very specialised brews. For example Pivovarsky Dum (House of Beer) in Prague makes beer from unusual recipes such as wheat, coffee, banana and cherry. If you want to view their site just type in pivovarsky dum Stepanska and it will bring it up. There is a translation flag too. Another good reason to try Czech beer is it's very cheap I can buy 6 beers in the supermarket for about 2 pounds.

Topic Why do you write erotica?
Posted 04 Jul 2013 01:28

Hi everyone,

I'm a journalist looking for a woman to share her experiences of writing erotica!

I'd love to speak to someone who will talk to me about how they got into it, why they do it and if it has affects their sex life.

You would get paid for taking part in the piece and get to approve everything before it is printed.

If you would be interested or have any questions please give me an email -


Natasha x

Why only women?

Topic oral on the phone
Posted 03 Jul 2013 06:33

I would have thought the expression would have been spelt 'Mrs'. People do (in a way I find a bit sexist) say 'the Mrs'. Regarding the US/UK differences the online Lush US dictionary didn't even recognize 'spelt' as the past tense of the verb to to spell but logged it as a mistake. Also it may be interesting to note that US English is more archaic than the UK's as it has stayed similar in lots of ways such as pronounciation and spelling to the Elizabethan period.

Topic your thoughts of miley cyrus 'twerking'
Posted 03 Jul 2013 06:20

I have to my regret heard that god awful record inflicted on the world by her father but have never heard of the woman or know what twerking is (is it some sort of digital equivalent to pinching a bottom?).

Wow what a good guess I really didn't know what it meant but it looks like I was close.

Topic Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted 02 Jul 2013 10:53

When You'e In Love With A Beautiful Woman recorded by Dr Hook a real fun band who unlike a lot of current crappers or wrappers (what do they wrap bad taste maybe?) or whatever, never took themselves too seriously in fact they never even shot at the opposition even though one liked wearing cowboy hats and a rather piratical eye patch.

Topic What two things would you want with you, if you were stranded on a desert island?
Posted 02 Jul 2013 10:42

i'm curious. is England considered a desert island? because, if it is, all i really need is a clean pair of knickers and a weeks supply of gin and tonics. :)

No England is not even an island and definitely not deserted but I'm sure it could accommodate your every want.

Topic A lover or a fucker, what is best and what are you?
Posted 02 Jul 2013 10:34


Topic your thoughts of miley cyrus 'twerking'
Posted 02 Jul 2013 10:31

I have to my regret heard that god awful record inflicted on the world by her father but have never heard of the woman or know what twerking is (is it some sort of digital equivalent to pinching a bottom?).

Topic Your opinion: Top 10 Rock Guitarists of All Time
Posted 01 Jul 2013 01:51

If any of you fellow mid-life crisisers are considering buying a guitar, this scene from Stranger Than Fiction might help you choose...


Never ever ever buy a guitar as to how it looks only as to how it feels and sounds. If you can play in finger style an F shape bar on the 7th fret (B) and add notes easily with your little finger on the 1st and 2nd strings because the action is so good buy that one. I had a go on a Tacoma the other day and it looked awful but was a dream to play in fact I could do things on it that I can't do on other guitars even very good ones.

Topic Men owning toys?
Posted 30 Jun 2013 23:39

I can't see why you object to a threesome with Raving Rowinda my sexy blow up doll I know she's very cute and authentic looking but despite the built in orgasm scream and automatic lubrication she isn't real.

Topic The NTSB wants drinking limit lowered to .05 for DUIs.
Posted 30 Jun 2013 23:28

Get a taxi or campaign for a decent public transport system (which would be even better in lots of ways including good for your heart.). That reminds me of when I visited the US (which I thought was very interesting and impressive) I was on foot and asked a guy where some shops were and his directions included ''driving only 3 blocks''. He automatically assummed I was driving because I think that's what all people in the US seem to do - drive everywhere. So if you must then to quote an old UK government slogan (which unfortunately we aren't allowed to have personal arsenals to get rid of) Don't Drink and Drive.

Topic Trashing Your Ex
Posted 30 Jun 2013 23:09

There are no formulas of behaviour for this situation just get through it as best as you can the main thing is survive.

Topic Man of Steel
Posted 30 Jun 2013 22:45

Do critics actually go and see kids movies where some guy wears a cloak and his underpants outside his tights?

Topic Would You Have A Threesome?
Posted 26 Jun 2013 04:18

Past tense.

Topic What was the last present you gave to someone?
Posted 25 Jun 2013 23:16

A single red rose.

Topic Circumcised?
Posted 24 Jun 2013 21:55

You know in the USA as late as the 1920's they used to circumsize girls try that for fun. Primitive rubbish too tribal for me and I have no problem with fucking for a long time without cuming (age has its compensations).

Topic Do you shave your cock clean? When did you start?
Posted 24 Jun 2013 21:52

Let any sharp object near the centre of my universe You're joking right?

Topic sex in public?
Posted 24 Jun 2013 06:41

In a field, on a train, in a car, at work, - clothed - naked in an olive grove, on the beach and on a traffic roundabout.

Topic What's your kryptonite?
Posted 24 Jun 2013 06:29

Laziness. Once I've had an idea for a story - that's the main creative act already over so having to write it all out is the draggy thing. I once thought of a great idea as to why a lot of rock stars die young and it was this. Rock and Roll was thought up by the U.S.S.R. as a means of corrupting the west (anyone who thinks rock and roll didn't do just that has a short memory) Anyway the idea would be that every time some icon finds out that they are a Soviet puppet they get ''accidentally'' removed. :) Some people think I should still give that a go but it sounds like hard work. ''Hey Buddy what was that guy doing to the wing of the plane? I dunno Ritchie maybe just a last minute safety check wanna drag of this splif?''

Topic friends having sex just for experience?
Posted 23 Jun 2013 15:01

When you're alone with someone and there is the possibility of intimacy there is a moment when your heads are close together and you know that is the moment to lean forward and kiss her. This moment if it is going to happen will appear there is never any mistaking it. I don't think that I have just been lucky regarding this I feel it is an instinctive thing that we all have.

Topic Marrying Some1 20 yrs Senior 2 U
Posted 23 Jun 2013 01:16

My current girlfriend is 30 years younger than me. As for marrying I have no wish to repeat the experience. I don't believe in any deity and think the whole thing of public promises therefore to be an expensive and often meaningless waste of time and only useful for divorce lawyers. So no but not for the idea of age differences. I do have every respect for relationships but feel the commitment is mainly between two people and the rest just social convention.

Topic What about food sex?
Posted 23 Jun 2013 01:06

For some reason I have never associated food with sex although sex itself can be a hunger. I have experienced a feeling very similar to the desire to eat in my jaws but it's consuming someone's body that I have in mind. I would say that if I had both feelings at once - hunger for food or sex then sex would win unless I was literally starving in the wilderness or something. I can understand how people associate things like spreading chocolate or cream over someone's naughty bits and eating it but the idea just doesn't appeal to me.

Topic do you like cuddling after sex
Posted 23 Jun 2013 00:58

I used to smoke afterwards but had to give it up now I just steam a bit.

Topic What Piercings have you got?
Posted 23 Jun 2013 00:55

I had an inbuilt prejudice against such things - it seemed so very primitive so I decided I should be more open minded and went and had 1 ear lobe pierced. I asked the young girl at the shop if I could have an anesthetic she just snorted impatiently and shot my ear with a gun thingy which was practically painless I was pleased to note. I have sported a gold ring for years but just lately got more adventurous and tried various little shiny stones now looking for a miniature Rolling Stone logo which would be cool at jam sessions.

Topic Ever wanked with a girl's knickers wrapped around your cock?
Posted 23 Jun 2013 00:47

Never heard of this until I came on Lush though I have heard of putting a pair over your head whilst you wank. Never tried that either.

Topic what is your sexual fantasy yet to be experienced ? would you dare to get an experience, if you get
Posted 23 Jun 2013 00:44

Being in bed with 3 women where we all interchange partners and mix together. MMMMMM!!! Pretty sure I'd go for it.

Topic Where does the Big Cock rank on list of fantasies....
Posted 22 Jun 2013 13:42

violent1 < Stop beating yourself up over this

The only reason i'm posting on this one is to better my forum rating.

Penis/Cock size

I think that was the point I was making. :)

Topic Where is the best place to have sex?
Posted 22 Jun 2013 13:30

Any room in the house and obviously the bedroom is the most comfortable but on a train was quite exciting, in a car was too although the gear stick was a bit inconvenient, in a secluded room in my office after everyone had left, but of the outside venues the best was in an olive grove and getting completely naked within sight of some houses. I have this fantasy of doing it on the cushions of the altar rail of a church still not managed that though.

Topic How physically aroused do you get when writing?
Posted 22 Jun 2013 03:26

It depends if the scenario is meant to be sexy or not. If I'm writing a scene and I want it to be sexy I can tell if it works by my body's reaction. So the bits that make my cock desperate and straining to be felt are the bits I keep in. The only problem I have with writing about sex is the difficulty in avoiding repetition. Therein I feel lies the art - as the basic theme of - we stick bits of ourselves in each other whilst feeling each other up does perhaps have limitations. This also applies to when I watch porn. When you see two people meet and in about 5 seconds one is suddenly naked and is giving the other a blow job it's about as sexy as fondling a piece of wet 2 days old haddock. I like the ones where they kiss each other and sometimes have sex with clothes partially on or in the back of a car or a train. Scenes where even if it's in an amazing say rich and maybe impossible fantasy it is believable in itself.

Topic Have U Tried paid Sex
Posted 22 Jun 2013 03:04

She said I was too expensive and she wanted her credit card refunding or else she would gun me down with her Kalishnikov.