Forum posts made by jack_42

Topic Romantic Gestures
Posted 24 May 2013 01:26

Every time my girl friend visits I prepare her favourite snack sometimes I have a single flower in a special vase alongside it and I have been know to find where she has parked her car on the way to work (sometimes near my flat) and leave an amusing note under the windshield wipers.

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 24 May 2013 01:22

The neighbour drilling holes.

Topic Favourite Comedian(s)
Posted 24 May 2013 01:21

Comedians in the traditional stand up comic sense don't appeal to me and most of the people such as Bill Cosby or Robin Williams quoted above are more like funny people rather than comdedians even Billy Connoly and Ieddie Izzard who I do like are like that. Perhaps that is the current trend.

Topic Toilet Etiquette
Posted 24 May 2013 01:14

Whilst marrooned in the Libyan desert as a member of the RAF the boredom was so intense that we would have conversations encompassing every subject possible. This thread is reminiscent of those days which to be honest I would rather forget as for years afterwards I would have nightmares that I had returned to a view of a flat horizon with nothing in between in any direction you looked. However it also reminds me of a story about a middle eastern singer of note who wanted to extend her career in the west but found it too disturbing whilst singing to western audiences as she thought of them all using (in her opinion) the disgusting procedure of using toilet paper.

Topic Ladies Only Please: Do You Prefer Circumcised, Uncircumcised Or Don't Care?
Posted 23 May 2013 09:43

in the U.S. the majority of the guys are cut. Haven't been exposed to a big enough sample of penises IRL to encounter one which is not. IMO the circumcised is more attractive, but that's probably a matter of preferring the familiar.

At last the recognition of this. By the way or should I say BTW yeccchhh! has anyone noticed the irony about Michael Angelo's David?

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 23 May 2013 09:32

His profile shows a caring and thoughtful person.

Topic bi curious / bisexual
Posted 23 May 2013 01:21

I don't mind men being bi or even curious about it. Why should it only be okay for women to play with the same sex and it be socially acceptable?

I agree with you and can maybe shed some light on this strange double standard. Sources have told me that when Queen Victoria was asked to sign a document making homosexuality illegal (the damn Victorians are responsibly for a lot of our hang ups), she asked how women could have sex with each other as she understood the mechanics of the males. It appears nobody felt they could explain it to her without great embarrassment or infringing some rules of social etiquette thus they decided not to make it illegal for women which probably contributed to the idea being more readily accepted.

Topic What's The Best Movie According To You Without The TRADITIONAL Happy Ending?
Posted 23 May 2013 01:12

Anything that was originally written by Graham Green all others pale in comparison when it comes to to no optimism whatsoever. The penultimate is probably The Heart of The Matter. If you wish to retain any faith in humanity don't watch any but they are extremely well written.

Topic What's on your sexual bucket list?
Posted 22 May 2013 00:38

Sex on the Orient Express.

Topic Ladies Only Please: Do You Prefer Circumcised, Uncircumcised Or Don't Care?
Posted 22 May 2013 00:20

so far, circumcised wins!

That's just a cultural thing though and there are more of you scalpel wielding primitives. :)

Topic Sex in the car...
Posted 22 May 2013 00:17

A strange mixture of sensations if you're driving at the time.

Topic I've noticed a lot of Loe's out there. What up with that?
Posted 22 May 2013 00:15

Fat too.

Topic The Word Association Game
Posted 22 May 2013 00:13


Topic Ladies Only Please: Do You Prefer Circumcised, Uncircumcised Or Don't Care?
Posted 21 May 2013 03:23

Just like a man prefers a clean pussy, i prefer a clean penis. and men you can be rather filthy buggers at times. especially in the area under the foreskin. that cheesy odor is not a normal smell rather it is telling you the fungus is growing a little too healthily. besides I love the helmet effect, its so cute.

in a different aspect. i was working in A&E once when a young man came in so embarrassed, he had been entertaining himself when he pulled the foreskin a little to far, the head had completely swelled up and he was in a lot of pain, hence the urgent surgery for circumcising.

So sex with an unwashed circumcised cock is ok? And as for shaved pussies they make me feel like a pedophile.

Topic Ladies Only Please: Do You Prefer Circumcised, Uncircumcised Or Don't Care?
Posted 21 May 2013 03:20

Having not read the replies because I'm lazy, I'm gonna give you my reply. And, no, I'm not a woman, but I'm still replying because I'm a bloody rebel.

We are born with foreskins, why cut them off when they are functional? They protect the penis from wear and tear - there's a lot of friction down there and they lubricate during sex and masturbation, among a few other functions. Useful wee bastards, eh? So why would people wanna mutilate themselves? (or their offspring if it's the parents making the chopping decision). Also, they're great fun to play with.

Totally agree cutting off bits of yourself is so primitive the hygiene argument is rubbish - check out Australian native practices (gives me a funny feeling behind the knees just to think about it).

Topic How Many People Are "The Daily Show with John Stewart" fans?
Posted 20 May 2013 10:01

I have no problem with politicians having an affair or six on the side. They should have given Bill an incentive plan, a nubile virgin to deflower for each month the deficit is cut by x% or is eliminated.

What does infuriate is when the party that has claimed the position of national arbiter of moral standards turns out to be filled with adulterers, homosexuals and whoremongers. I have no problem at all with any of those in itself, it is when they are coupled with hypocrisy and vicious nasty attacks on people who dare to do in public what they are up to in private that they become an outrage.

Newt Gingrich impeached a President for adultery while he was doing the same.

The GOP has been pandering to the religious right for decades now. They have tried to eliminate the right to have a abortion and some of them have been trying to outlaw contraception. They have made their sexual activities fair game.

Aha I stand corrected about the sexual reference and now understand - pardon my gaff it is due to my bewilderment/ignorance regarding the complications of US politics. If these guys are the self declared watchdogs of public morality you have a point. And they blend in perfectly with my above declaration re charlatan being synonymous with politician.

Topic How Many People Are "The Daily Show with John Stewart" fans?
Posted 20 May 2013 09:53


I concluded that this was about a news type programme presenter or current events if you like and was expressing my distrust of such things as never being objective. The fact that the presenter's personality can be charismatic gives me even more food for thought or if you like distrust it's all show biz.

Topic Do u get vocal when masturbating alone?
Posted 20 May 2013 03:25

Yes but I think I was quieter when I was younger I also talk dirty but intermittently.

Topic What's your vagina type?
Posted 19 May 2013 06:18

I prefer available.

Topic How Many People Are "The Daily Show with John Stewart" fans?
Posted 19 May 2013 06:15

Someone compiles all news items and decides what we will have access to and always from one viewpoint or another. Consequently and also through experience of lying charlatans such as politicians I have a deep distrust of most media presented items. I also have an inconvenient long memory and this helps to consolidate my attitude. I wouldn't be surprised if this paragon of unbiased presentation and virtue didn't have some nasty skeleton clanking around in the closet. I feel there is a possible degree of hypocrisy when devotees of a site dedicated to sex points fingers at celebrity indulgences.

Topic what is your favorite movie quote
Posted 18 May 2013 02:14

In Father Goose Cary Grant when asked to volunteer to be in the war replied.

''Several years ago I made peace with the world if the world isn't bright enough to settle things itself then it'll have to settle things without me.''

Topic Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted 18 May 2013 01:52

I was watching a drama documentary about Quentin Crisp the pioneer of openly declared homosexuality and they played a wonderful old and very atmospheric piece during the film. I think but am not sure that it's called Goodnight Vienna.

Topic U.S. Military ‘Power Grab’ Goes Into Effect
Posted 15 May 2013 01:52

There is only one answer to this - printable nuclear ICBM's downloaded to each household thus creating a Mexican stand off and the naughty blue meanies would have to back down.

Topic Rim Jobs
Posted 15 May 2013 01:45

I have written quite an in depth story about this if anyone would care to read it.

Topic What is the riskiest place you have ever masturbated?
Posted 15 May 2013 01:41

The riskiest place I have ever masturbated was the Eiffel tower it was very difficult to encompass.

Topic 3D Printed Arms
Posted 15 May 2013 01:39

OMG. Embarassed If they hollow out the barrel, they could use THAT as the gun. I once heard spunk can shoot out at a lot of miles an hour, so maybe that's why

This is also why having sex with Superman is not recommended unless he's using a kryptonite condom.

sometimes lads call their willy a weapon?

"I'd not worry, officer, that's just my sex toy. Trust me, you'll not want to see that go off..." I guess you just can't beat a good ol' porridge gun. confused5

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 15 May 2013 01:15

His followers wear very cute lingerie.

Topic New recommendation symbol
Posted 15 May 2013 01:08

Must be some cultural difference here. I wouldn't associate stars unless they were red with communism but not quite sure why communism is such a red flag to everybody anyway. :) I would associate stars with infant or junior school where they gave stars out to reward performance but I agree with Jack Black's character on that one as well. I feel that to hell with kinky logos just some words would be fine or maybe one word say 'recommended'.

Topic What do you wear to bed?
Posted 15 May 2013 00:56

A night cap.

Topic who is your favourite porn star?
Posted 14 May 2013 07:03

Charlie McDonnel.