Forum posts made by jack_42

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 23 Apr 2013 05:13

Yet again this person is above me amazing coincidence. He was very generous about one of my stories and I was highly flattered.

Topic What are you driving?
Posted 22 Apr 2013 14:52

I get the tram or the metro and keep my phallic symbol inside my trousers.

Topic Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted 22 Apr 2013 08:38

One written by my friend Grant called I Forgot The Door. Here are the lyrics

I Forgot the Door


Living life is a bitter pill.
We all do all our living until...

I tried the knife, it wouldn't spill.
If life don't kill you then the living will.

Left a note and a bunch of flowers.
The children won't be home for hours.



All plans are made,
But I forgot the window shade, what's more, I forgot the door.

I forgot the door, I'm seen for sure.
I forgot the door, I forgot the door.
I forgot the door and what I'm doing it for.
I forgot the door. I forgot the door.

When he arrives he knows my demise.
Too late to cover up the children's eyes

He's a real shit but he loves those kids.
I dare not close up my own eyelids.

There's a mirror behind that door.
Never even seen a dead woman before.

All plans are made,
But I forgot the window shade, what's more, I forgot the door.

I forgot the door, I'm seen for sure.
I forgot the door, I forgot the door.
I forgot the door and what I'm doing it for.
I forgot the door. I forgot the door.



BRIDGE:
My folly sure can betray me.
My legs, they don't obey me.
They're gonna survey me, what's more,
I forgot the door.

They shouldn't be the ones who find me.
If I'd just closed that door behind me...

One foot down... what a distance!
Slipping in and out of existence.

Living life is a bitter pill.
We all do all our living until...

All plans are made,
But I forgot the window shade, what's more, I forgot the door.

I forgot the door, I'm seen for sure.
I forgot the door, I forgot the door.
I forgot the door and what I'm doing it for.
I forgot the door. I forgot the door.



Topic Accent
Posted 22 Apr 2013 08:30

British, Scottish, Irish. I'm a sucker for all three, especially the British. The Scots and some of the Irish are considered British or did you mean English? :)

Topic After sex
Posted 22 Apr 2013 02:40

Well I used to smoke afterwards but I gave that up so now I just steam a little bit.

Topic Finish the sentence...I remember when...
Posted 21 Apr 2013 05:30

I remember when the music changed.

Topic What's the most F'd up thing you've ever seen with your own eyes?
Posted 21 Apr 2013 05:26

6 Russian MIG fighters standing on an RAF base at the height of the Cuban Missile crisis.

Topic Ever wanked with a girl's knickers wrapped around your cock?
Posted 18 Apr 2013 08:44

Wouldn't it be a better idea to have them over your face? :)

Topic What's on your sexual bucket list?
Posted 18 Apr 2013 08:40

To have sex in the confessional box of a church.

Topic Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted 18 Apr 2013 08:39

Busy driver was playing a Suzi Quatro song If You Can't Give Me Love. Quite an evergreen thing in the Czech Republic.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 18 Apr 2013 08:34

Beautiful.

Topic Interesting article
Posted 18 Apr 2013 01:31

I think this relates to the primitive instinctive thing about seeking a mate who could protect and provide and therefore the more status or power the more attractive as the odds are favourable about provision etc. I feel this does still happen - politicians and policemen seem to have more groupies than rock bands (if you'll excuse the generalization as of course people do marry for love).

Topic The Willykini: YES or NO?
Posted 18 Apr 2013 01:23

A good opportunity for the less endowed to pretend otherwise. To be honest the idea is mainly funny though it's strange how women just look sexy in such skimpy things whilst retaining their dignity but men just look funny especially if they have socks on and definitely don't.

Topic Shyness regarding masturbation.
Posted 18 Apr 2013 01:16

I feel society would like to still pretend that we don't all masturbate; this may be illustrated by the insult ''wanker'' the implication being that those who do are negative people in some way or other. Though this seems to have been replaced at one time by the equally ambiguous ''dick head'' again sexual references being looked on as negative as in ''don't fuck with me''. I tend to agree with Janet_haney but also to extend it to all genders as some men too are reluctant to admit such a practice. All of this to me indicates even today a lot of negativity is still around regarding sexual freedom and expression.

Topic The Condom Challenge
Posted 16 Apr 2013 07:30

I only watched until she started to put it in her nose. I thought she was going to do the classic inflation of the condom where it ends up on your head. :)

Topic Bacon how do you like it?
Posted 16 Apr 2013 07:18

i like my bacon to have crispy edges but a chewier middle

I agree with this and you get this by moving it around the pan all the time.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 15 Apr 2013 12:50

He has a very well balanced and honest attitude towards his sexuality.

Topic when did you masturbate last?
Posted 15 Apr 2013 05:28

Last night - I mean early this morning but I'm getting food for thought at the moment.

Topic In your Relationship...
Posted 15 Apr 2013 02:23

A friend who is a psychologist and I were discussing sex and I said my priority is pleasing the other person and he said that is submissive - yet I am not actually lying there passively whilst my partner does things to me but I am the one doing things to her. Not sure if that is submissive - though in his terminology my first priority is what determines the issue in his technical sense?

Topic Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted 15 Apr 2013 02:16

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAtUw6lxcis


The good version not the latest sanitized thing.

Topic Do women dislike or resent the use of the slang "Cunt"?
Posted 13 Apr 2013 03:16

All speech is arbitrary and why one word gathers different connotations to another must have some cultural significance. I notice there is no noun except fuck for having a sexual session where you can use the indefinite article. This must be the same sort of thing. We seem to be trying to avoid in some Victorian double morality way saying these words so even grammatically there is no way to say this except in a clinical kind of way (sexual intercourse).

Topic RACK vs SSC
Posted 13 Apr 2013 03:01

I don't mind the lifestyles so much as all the acronyms which I find most affected. Is that to keep a sort of restricted club or cult atmosphere or is is related to George Orwell's ideas about language in 1984? How about HMP (hetrosexuall mainstream practices) or WMSENOPL (wank myself stupid every night over pornographic literature), or PTCIMBN (put the custard in my boots now)?

Topic Ever wondered what porn they watch at the Vatican? Wonder no more!!! :)
Posted 13 Apr 2013 02:45

Not quite what St Paul had in mind when he wrote his letters to the Corinthians.

Topic Public Handjobs
Posted 11 Apr 2013 10:45

Whilst driving a car.

Topic Missionary Sex
Posted 09 Apr 2013 15:30

I vacillate between Schweitzer and Livingston.

Topic very first one line for a erected penis when u see that at first sight?
Posted 09 Apr 2013 15:24

It's me little stick of Blackpool rock. George Formby.

Topic RIP Margaret Thatcher
Posted 09 Apr 2013 15:17

I don't agree with any of the celebrations about her death they are - to quote someone ''tasteless posturing'' and also pointless as celebrating the end of something implies something better is going to happen or something bad has ended like WWII but nothing will change because she's died. The sad part of her death to me is she was part of the age I lived in and it is a reminder of my own frailty. However I abhorred all of her polices the harvest of which we are reaping in endless ways today as the latest idea about taxing bedrooms in council houses is showing which has overtones of the poll tax to it.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 08 Apr 2013 02:25

Very creative and prolific with his profile.

Topic very first one line for a erected penis when u see that at first sight?
Posted 08 Apr 2013 02:20

Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Topic Why do guys act this way?
Posted 05 Apr 2013 07:40

Why do guys seem to almost always seem like they're very interested in you and then ignore you? For example, one guy and I that I knew spent the night cuddling and kissing and later looked at me and said, "We're definitely going to see each other again." That was three weeks ago. One guy strung me along for 6 months. And guys seem to act in that manner generally. Can you tell me why? xx


I never do this and even when I was younger never did it. These guys sound like they feel they're doing you a favour or something. Whenever a girl expressed an interest it always gave me that happy buzz rather than a power surge. Seems the problem is with them if, as others have expressed, they want to play head games, rather than really meet someone they're just sad pratts trying to boost their flagging egos which they probably doubt in the first place. Kind of berks who consciously flex their muscles and do chest breathing exercises and sing rugby songs in the shower and sneer at skinny little guitar players.