Forum posts made by jack_42

Topic First sex toy
Posted 27 Jul 2013 10:15

To digress slightly I think that a lot of sex toys especially for men are cheap, shoddy and a rip off - they often don't work and the stores get away with it because nobody every returns them if they aren't satisfied with them because of their intimate nature. I've had an ongoing campaign with our local sex shop trying to get them to acknowledge my complaints (I'm to old to give a damn what they think) so far to no avail. But I've finally tracked down their factory and will once more try to get a response. I am of course partly amusing myself with this but there is an element of seriousness there. In the meantime to answer the question my favourite toy is a towel, a rubber glove and a bottle of massage cream.

Topic How often are you horny?
Posted 27 Jul 2013 10:05

Every day, I may be old but I'm not dead.


Topic Question for guys with big cocks
Posted 27 Jul 2013 10:03

Just depends on what you mean by big. Let me know and I might even measure it to find out if I qualify.

Topic would you be a boyfriend for a girl who wants to save her virginity till marriage?
Posted 27 Jul 2013 10:01

Depends on how long an engagement we are talking. At my age time is of the essence.

Topic Sex Clubs
Posted 23 Jul 2013 02:35

No I have not, but my mom has several times ;) She is very popular in Orange County lol


Topic Smoking fetish
Posted 23 Jul 2013 02:24

Any women like smoking while having sex?

I dont smoke myself but get so turned on when women smoke during sex

I only steam a bit nowadays.

Topic Why do us girls not get turned on when a guy sends us a cock pic?
Posted 23 Jul 2013 02:23

I love to look at big thick cocks online, but if a guy sends me a pic of his penis on here or another site I always just delete it. Why is this? lol

Men have been having this problem for years and have never been able to answer the question but it makes you just that little bit more fascinating and at times exasperating.

Topic UK Country-wide Automatic Porn Ban
Posted 23 Jul 2013 02:09

Are they going to block even topless pictures of women? If so this should upset the readers of that fascist right wing rag The Sun (unfortunately the most widely read paper in the UK). Well we are British and as you know that means no sex and we reproduce by osmosis. Don't forget these guys got elected by us they know we would like less freedom. Whilst they're at it they should bring back National Service and send the young men out to Iraq etc to fight for our freedom and Shell oil. Yes discipline and Land Of Hope and Glory that's what we need not wanking and glory holes. Maybe Barak Obama (US President) could bring in similar methods.

Topic Describe your pussy in a movie title.
Posted 23 Jul 2013 01:56

The Apartment.

Topic Ever wonder?
Posted 23 Jul 2013 01:51

it's possible.

celebrities are just like you and i after all.

i feel the media (especially the paparazzi) and the extremists/superfans tend to forget that they are still people and make them out to be larger than life or above us. which sucks, really.

I find it very hard to believe (and hope for the reverse) that beneath those godawful facades people like Victoria Beckham are just like you and me. But I quite believe she is on Lush posing as some bodybuilding guy with a penchant for humiliation and cross dressing.

Topic Reaction to a fake
Posted 23 Jul 2013 01:45

I must emphasise that my avatar thingy really is me. I remember Leanardo saying at the time how he felt he caught me just right. Yes I truly am a dirty OLD man.

Topic which male/female athletes would you love to have a sexual fling or share an intense sexual encounte
Posted 22 Jul 2013 00:16

Their very competitiveness which to me indicates some sort of lack puts me off all of them. Besides going by the way a lot of sports people slobber over each other (especially soccer players) there's no room for anybody else.

Topic Male hairstyle recommandation
Posted 22 Jul 2013 00:08

Personally I wouldn't want to look like a brain dead overpaid soccer player or even a football player or a tennis player or an ice-hockey player or a ....well you get the picture. How about a Tony Curtis that would be very radical retro and show your fine forehead?

Topic How BIG is your cock for guys and how BIG are your tits for women?
Posted 21 Jul 2013 23:56

In one sense this question assumes everyone is large and it's just a matter of how large.

Topic Do You Have A Favorite Fast Food Restaurant?
Posted 20 Jul 2013 23:31

Whilst visiting the US and travelling around the West Coast area my Czech friends always wanted places where they could eat as much as they liked for only 1 payment. Because I'm a native speaker they made me do all the searching and question asking :) Anyway we tried various places but the one they liked the best was a place that although the service was fast it served food not usually thus designated. A huge variety of food was available in buffet style and they gorged themselves everywhere we could find this particular franchise and it was called The Golden Corral. I hope it spreads further to here as I must admit I preferred it to any of the others and would consider it one of the better US invasions of Europe. :)

Topic Why do guys jack off?
Posted 20 Jul 2013 23:14

After reading all of the responses, which would be my response as well, I would like it if cupcakemountain came in and explained a little further. It seems like we are missing something here.

Yes I'm more interested in asking the above question than answering the thread question - especially the bit ''I just don't get it''.

Topic Who did u lose your virginity to?
Posted 20 Jul 2013 03:22

What was the relationship between U and your first sexual partner? Example, bf. Gf. Friend. Boss.... what was the age difference between u? NO UNDER 16 ANSWERS!

There is a degree of ambiguity in this request as there is in the law about the age of consent: nature doesn't seem to recognise such legalities. So what I'm saying is why ask if it can't be answered?

Topic what are you wearing now
Posted 20 Jul 2013 01:22

Black Marks and Spencers briefs and a pair of black slippers with a red heart design on them. My girlfriend laughed and told me they're women's slippers and only I would have bought them.

Topic Who did u lose your virginity to?
Posted 20 Jul 2013 01:18

What's that thingy the gangsters quote in the old movies ah now I remember The 5th Amendment.

Topic Sexless Marriage?
Posted 20 Jul 2013 01:15

Maybe some form of arbitration?

Topic Do you shave your cock clean? When did you start?
Posted 20 Jul 2013 01:12


Topic What are you into?
Posted 20 Jul 2013 01:07

Maybe it's a generation thing but I am never comfortable with the word shit used in a positive sense - must be the image it conjures up as I don't really care about any other earthy expressions and am as I say not unhappy with it as a negative expression - but if I was accidentally standing on someones item of clothing and they said ''you're standing on my shit man'' I'd be totally confused wondering if I'd stumbled across someone with strange habits.

Topic Describe your penis as a movie title
Posted 18 Jul 2013 07:47

Not a fan of the movie but this seems appropriate Die Hard.

Topic Unusual toys?
Posted 11 Jul 2013 15:39

Towel a rubber glove and some body lotion.

Topic When you're making love to a girl what really goes through your mind?
Posted 11 Jul 2013 11:11

Oh I must clean out the drainpipes on the roof, relocate the tv aerial, put up those shelves she wants, take the cat to have a hysterectomy, have the car serviced.......

Topic One for the gents: Boxers or Briefs?
Posted 11 Jul 2013 11:08

Looking at the picture I would say the young guy on the left does look sort of ridiculous to my eye so I would say briefs But there's no accounting for taste really.

Topic Foot Candy
Posted 11 Jul 2013 11:05

Ever noticed the wide variety of colours of males shoes they are either black or brown despite Carl Perkins admonition.

Topic Designer Stubble - Hot or Not?
Posted 11 Jul 2013 10:48

I think it looks as though you need a bath or have just rolled out of bed with a hangover (that must be pretty rugged). I suppose the idea is that opposites attract and as most girls can't grow facial hair it may intrigue them. By the way I posed this question in a thread yesterday.

Topic Rockin' Covers! Cover songs of course.
Posted 11 Jul 2013 06:44

I didn't realise that most of The Animals songs were cover versions until quite recently...

Love this one, gives me goosebumps every single time...

As a note of interest here the bass player out of this band Chas Chandler is the man who promoted and funded Jim Hendrix and launched his career. I believe his first live gig after his first hit with Hey Joe was The Black Cat club in South Shields in the North East of England.

Topic Book Recommendations (interested in other guy's opinions on this)
Posted 10 Jul 2013 05:26

Catch 22 Joseph Heller, Aunt's Aren't Gentlemen P.G. Wodehouse, Soul Music Terry Pratchett are all things I recommend you don't read though you could let me operate reverse psychology and do so.