Forum posts made by jack_42

Topic What is the riskiest place you have ever masturbated?
Posted 20 Sep 2013 02:13

I also masturbated Nelson's Column that was extremely difficult.

Topic What is the riskiest place you have ever masturbated?
Posted 19 Sep 2013 22:56

I masturbated Picadilly Circus once quite difficult.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 18 Sep 2013 03:21

There has to be a glitch.

Topic Do you like a kissing a girl wearing lipstick?
Posted 18 Sep 2013 03:18

I don't wear lipstick so I can't really say. Maybe I should get some just to see what it's like.

Topic Staying power
Posted 17 Sep 2013 09:17

I stay hard for as long as it takes my partner to cum and this can vary from 30 minutes to an hour and a half. After that it takes me some time to recover before I can do it again but I've never noticed how long that takes. I can still do this every day which is pretty good for my age I think. This isn't so much a boast as a fervent thankful acknowledgement. (It should also be reassuring to younger guys). Heh!

Topic Accidental public displays
Posted 17 Sep 2013 09:07

I agree with most of the above but also find the current vogue for males to display the top part of their underwear that shows the manufacturer's label (usually Kalvin Kline) totally pretentious and nearly as bad as those pratts with hair on their lower jaw only.

Topic Have you ever sent naked pictures of yourself to someone other than on Lush?
Posted 17 Sep 2013 09:01

I was tempted to send a picture of my anus to Margaret Thatcher whilst she was in office but resisted it. However, I am now reconsidering this regarding the current fascist now residing at number 10.

Topic what do you like if anything in a girl that watches porn?
Posted 17 Sep 2013 08:59

Cooperation.

Topic Men & Women.....cowgirl or reverse cowgirl....which do you prefer? why?
Posted 17 Sep 2013 08:52

I like the full on orangutan the best.

Topic Ben Affleck is the new Batman....thoughts?
Posted 17 Sep 2013 08:49

I thought this was an adult only site?

Topic If you were to get a divorce would you get married again?
Posted 14 Sep 2013 04:31

There's no point - the only thing that really matters is the relationship the silly ceremonies and public promises have already been proved to be meaningless so why repeat them?

Topic How long should a paragraph be?
Posted 13 Sep 2013 06:27

I feel a paragraph's length should depend on the subject under description and this has nothing to do with how many lines is acceptable to negotiate by the reader. Also each paragraph should have a sentence that leads into the next paragraph when the subject or scenario is changing.

Topic Remembering where you were on 9-11-01.
Posted 13 Sep 2013 05:06

I was just recovering from a liaison with my lover in Washington CD, UK. I was horrified however:-

Total number of people who died in the 9/11 attacks
2,996


Iraqi Civilians Killed, Estimated - On October 22, 2010, ABC News reported "a secret U.S. government tally that puts the Iraqi (civilian) death toll over 100,000," information that was included in more than 400,000 military documents released by Wikileaks.com.


The attacks were tragic however the above also gives food for thought too.

Topic Syria in great trouble
Posted 13 Sep 2013 02:40

Oh another example of weapons of mass destruction - I'm still waiting for the first lot to be uncovered. Of course there couldn't be a hidden agenda at work here? No danger to the flow of traffic along the motor ways? Besides you're just as dead if killed by a machine gun wielded by a nice soldier from the UK or the US who is saving you from yourself or a high explosive bomb landing on the village but dropped by a philanthropic airman with your welfare totally to heart. (why doesn't that qualify as a weapon of mass destruction or chemical warfare?). You can really understand why this guy got the peace prize so well deserved. Yes he should join young Harry who ''takes a life to save a life'' and is good at shooting terrorists in Afghanistan because he's skillful on his Sony Play Station.

Topic 1
Posted 12 Sep 2013 11:13

Boxers?

Topic What's a movie that you and your friends always quote?
Posted 12 Sep 2013 11:10



"You Talkin to me?" - Robert DiNiro as Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver.. Easily imitated, thus easily quoted..

http://www.youtube.com/embed/lQkpes3dgzg?feature=player_detailpage

Interesting trivia about DiNiro and his prep for the roll of Bickle in Taxi Driver..He actually applied and qualified for a real New York City hack license.


http://upload.lushstories.com/690919440-aMT_VanHelsing.jpg

Did you notice the significance of the street name on his cab driver's licence?

Topic What is the number one place on earth you want to travel to?
Posted 12 Sep 2013 11:06

Japan it seems to be a place of many contrasts encompassing high tech and yet also very traditional life styles.

Topic What's a movie that you and your friends always quote?
Posted 12 Sep 2013 10:07

Jack Nicholson's reclusive, sexist and homophobic character in ''As Good As It Gets'' trying to discourage his next door neighbour from knocking on his door and interrupting his creative flow.

''Let me put it this way. Some fudge packer who is your current boy friend has been voted to be the first gay president and has invited you to Camp David to celebrate and you have to find someone to share the experience with. Don't knock''

Topic Thoughts on Anthony Weiner's wife - Huma Abedin?
Posted 12 Sep 2013 09:52

Who is Anthony Weiner?

Oh I've looked at the above posts - some politician - well you can always expect such behaviour from that lot the mere fact that they want to become politicians means they are suspect. However some of the opinions expressed above are surprising considering a lot of the displayed pudenda on this site. :)

Topic "Cunt" course word? crude word? exciting word?
Posted 12 Sep 2013 09:48

I suppose because it has a taboo aspect - using this word does have a titillating quality, but this also brings to mind the use of ambiguity as all speech is arbitrary. I often ponder why certain words are socially acceptable whilst others that are really synonymous don't. People might find a conversation a little startling if you were discussing penis's and vagina's but they wouldn't find the words themselves upsetting. They mightn't even be all that upset if you said ''go and have sex with yourself'', or ''go away whilst having sex'' or ''you are an anal aperture'' etc. :) It can also be noted that there is no noun for a sexual experience except the socially unacceptable fuck eg ''we had a fuck'' the nearest in the acceptable sense is ''we had a sexual experience'' but this involves 2 words. It's as though our puritanically minded forebears thought sex such a taboo subject that there would be no noun unless it was treated as a dirty word. I mean there was a time (unfortunately in my living memory) where the adjective ''unmentionable'' was turned into a noun so that ladies' underwear could be referred to as her ''unmentionables'' (something so bad to mention that we have a euphemism that states that - but we're still making the reference anyway so why bother? - which was really weird)

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 09 Sep 2013 11:00

Must be ok plays the guitar.

Topic Which do you refer to yourself as a Boob Man, a Leg Man, or An Ass Man?
Posted 09 Sep 2013 10:54

Yawn plus how big is your cock or tits yawn why not start a thread about how far does your semen fly up in the air when you cum an interesting problem in engineering? :)

Topic How did you first discover you liked reading sex stories?
Posted 09 Sep 2013 10:49

Whilst waiting for my medical when I joined the RAF at 16 someone gave me a copy of a story about a doctor who had sex with his patients think it was called Dr Mole.

Topic Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted 09 Sep 2013 10:44

Chinese Laundry Blues by George Formby. Learning it on the ukulele (which I bought about 10 days ago) Practised for about 10 hours over the weekend and now have a blister on my left hand's index finger on the side - hope this means I've got the technique right but I can play it ok now.

Topic Obama Closes Background-Check Gun-Law Loophole
Posted 09 Sep 2013 01:11



I don't know. Did you take my point out of context? Only you can answer that one. [/quote

Ok just keep being facetious that's your thing.

Topic Agree or disagree?
Posted 09 Sep 2013 01:05

I agree but it also effects others lives as well as your own - the pain can be spread around and be a lasting influence on more than 2 lives.

Topic Favorite football team?
Posted 08 Sep 2013 15:46

The Rolling Stones.

Topic Obama Closes Background-Check Gun-Law Loophole
Posted 08 Sep 2013 14:53



The reason I ask is because you said you found the gun issue "ridiculous". Yet, the only thing ridiculous about the issue in America is the ridiculous amount of people that die daily due to gun violence. With that morsel of truth, I don't even need to get into the other ways guns assist crime in our country.

An excerpt from a Huffington Post article says,

If Americans misbehaved on Jan. 15, 2013, as they typically do, then there were 30 gun-related murders and 162 people wounded by firearms in the country, based on the most recent figures from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. On top of that, another 53 people kill themselves with a firearm each day, according to the CDC.

Breaking it down further, three people are killed by a gun per hour and almost seven people are shot every 60 minutes.

While it's worth noting that the vast majority of gun owners are law abiding, the cold, hard numbers about deaths and injuries due to guns seem equally noteworthy. Guns were used in 11,422 homicides and 19,392 suicides in 2010, according to the CDC, and were used either intentionally or accidentally to wound 59,208 people in 2011.


Here is a link to that article, http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/16/murders-shootings-and-gun-sales-per-day_n_2488664.html.

Facts are fact. The truth is ugly.

I understand why you questioned my word of 'ridiculous' in this when you compare that description to the cold reality of US deaths by guns. But I meant it in the context that there shouldn't even be a debate about owning a machine gun - it's so obvious to me that nobody should be allowed to own such a weapon. (I don't feel private individuals should even own a handbag gun so a machine gun as I've said borders on the comic - except of course it can mean serious death.) Your statistics tell me that the easy availability of the weapon has to be a contributary factor to the deaths. I think it also relates to our impatience as a society - that is the desire for quick solutions to all problems but in this case I feel it exacerbates in the long term rather than cures in the short term.

However, I have gone on a web site and my interpretation of the statistics for gun death in the Czech Republic is as follows. There were 1.51 deaths per 100,000 of the population. 0.12 were homicides and 1.39 were suicides I estimate the population to be about 5,000,000 so that according to my very likely dodgy arithmetic works out at 6 murders and 69.5 suicides for 2010. I know people go hunting in this country so firearms must be available to some extent. In the UK where guns are a taboo item the figure is lower even though the population is higher. For every 100,000 people there have been 0.25 gun deaths overall which works out at 0.04 murders and 0.18 suicides. I think these figures speak for themselves. The population of the UK is about 62,000,000 multiply that and trusting my lousy math means approximately 25 murders and 111 suicides annually, (not every damn hour or so Jesus!).

Topic Obama Closes Background-Check Gun-Law Loophole
Posted 07 Sep 2013 17:07



Are you in the Czech Republic or do you reside in America? If you are in the Czech Republic, does your country have the same statistics of death by gun violence or crime assisted with guns as America experiences? Does the Czech Republic Constitution allow for citizens to arm themselves?

I'm in the Czech Republic and have to check on the question you asked as I'm not aware of the statistics or the ruling on arms. However just off the top of my head and going by local news - gun violence I feel is quite rare - I've never seen a news headline thus related. In fact I think violence in most forms is the same. I'm not too keen on standing near cops as they are carrying guns which I don't agree with - nevertheless I've never seen a policeman actually holding a gun on anybody. I've seen one shop lifter arrested, and 2 derelicts fighting in the metro for about 3 minutes as they stopped and then resumed their walk together. This is the total amount of incidents I've seen and I've lived here about 4 years. Of course we're talking about a place that had a revolution because they didn't agree with the government and wait for it did they get their hidden guns out or even pitch forks ....Oh amazing they had a revolution without killing anybody or even threatening them with a gun - how naive of them didn't they know the right way to do it???

Topic Sexy Redheads....
Posted 06 Sep 2013 13:46

http://31.media.tumblr.com/56d1cd10b80fee6a936218f1493dfa14/tumblr_mo2gl3j7p01qhz9qko1_500.jpg

MMMM a natural.