Forum posts made by jack_42

Topic Who is your favorite movie character ever?
Posted 11 Oct 2013 03:40


Humphrey Bogart as Sam Spade in the classic private eye flick "The Maltese Falcon" (1941)..Show below with principal cast..


http://upload.lushstories.com/1625350411-aMT_VanHelsing.jpg

Tell me, who was it you left me for? Was it Laszlo, or were there others in between? Or - aren't you the kind that tells?

Why look at me I'm just a poor corrupt official.

Topic Your top 10 celebrities you love to have sex with.
Posted 11 Oct 2013 03:09

I'm afraid I don't know any celebrities well enough to be having sex with them. In fact not even a drink.

Topic Ever fucked a girl that you just didn't really like? Advice requested too.
Posted 20 Sep 2013 02:25

As it is right now she knows I see other people and she sees a lot of guys and girls too. Sometimes we even go weeks in between seeing or talking. And then we'll hook up a few times in the same week.

Wear a condom.

Topic What is the riskiest place you have ever masturbated?
Posted 20 Sep 2013 02:13

I also masturbated Nelson's Column that was extremely difficult.

Topic What is the riskiest place you have ever masturbated?
Posted 19 Sep 2013 22:56

I masturbated Picadilly Circus once quite difficult.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 18 Sep 2013 03:21

There has to be a glitch.

Topic Do you like a kissing a girl wearing lipstick?
Posted 18 Sep 2013 03:18

I don't wear lipstick so I can't really say. Maybe I should get some just to see what it's like.

Topic Staying power
Posted 17 Sep 2013 09:17

I stay hard for as long as it takes my partner to cum and this can vary from 30 minutes to an hour and a half. After that it takes me some time to recover before I can do it again but I've never noticed how long that takes. I can still do this every day which is pretty good for my age I think. This isn't so much a boast as a fervent thankful acknowledgement. (It should also be reassuring to younger guys). Heh!

Topic Accidental public displays
Posted 17 Sep 2013 09:07

I agree with most of the above but also find the current vogue for males to display the top part of their underwear that shows the manufacturer's label (usually Kalvin Kline) totally pretentious and nearly as bad as those pratts with hair on their lower jaw only.

Topic Have you ever sent naked pictures of yourself to someone other than on Lush?
Posted 17 Sep 2013 09:01

I was tempted to send a picture of my anus to Margaret Thatcher whilst she was in office but resisted it. However, I am now reconsidering this regarding the current fascist now residing at number 10.

Topic what do you like if anything in a girl that watches porn?
Posted 17 Sep 2013 08:59

Cooperation.

Topic Men & Women.....cowgirl or reverse cowgirl....which do you prefer? why?
Posted 17 Sep 2013 08:52

I like the full on orangutan the best.

Topic Ben Affleck is the new Batman....thoughts?
Posted 17 Sep 2013 08:49

I thought this was an adult only site?

Topic If you were to get a divorce would you get married again?
Posted 14 Sep 2013 04:31

There's no point - the only thing that really matters is the relationship the silly ceremonies and public promises have already been proved to be meaningless so why repeat them?

Topic How long should a paragraph be?
Posted 13 Sep 2013 06:27

I feel a paragraph's length should depend on the subject under description and this has nothing to do with how many lines is acceptable to negotiate by the reader. Also each paragraph should have a sentence that leads into the next paragraph when the subject or scenario is changing.

Topic Remembering where you were on 9-11-01.
Posted 13 Sep 2013 05:06

I was just recovering from a liaison with my lover in Washington CD, UK. I was horrified however:-

Total number of people who died in the 9/11 attacks
2,996


Iraqi Civilians Killed, Estimated - On October 22, 2010, ABC News reported "a secret U.S. government tally that puts the Iraqi (civilian) death toll over 100,000," information that was included in more than 400,000 military documents released by Wikileaks.com.


The attacks were tragic however the above also gives food for thought too.

Topic Syria in great trouble
Posted 13 Sep 2013 02:40

Oh another example of weapons of mass destruction - I'm still waiting for the first lot to be uncovered. Of course there couldn't be a hidden agenda at work here? No danger to the flow of traffic along the motor ways? Besides you're just as dead if killed by a machine gun wielded by a nice soldier from the UK or the US who is saving you from yourself or a high explosive bomb landing on the village but dropped by a philanthropic airman with your welfare totally to heart. (why doesn't that qualify as a weapon of mass destruction or chemical warfare?). You can really understand why this guy got the peace prize so well deserved. Yes he should join young Harry who ''takes a life to save a life'' and is good at shooting terrorists in Afghanistan because he's skillful on his Sony Play Station.

Topic 1
Posted 12 Sep 2013 11:13

Boxers?

Topic What's a movie that you and your friends always quote?
Posted 12 Sep 2013 11:10



"You Talkin to me?" - Robert DiNiro as Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver.. Easily imitated, thus easily quoted..

http://www.youtube.com/embed/lQkpes3dgzg?feature=player_detailpage

Interesting trivia about DiNiro and his prep for the roll of Bickle in Taxi Driver..He actually applied and qualified for a real New York City hack license.


http://upload.lushstories.com/690919440-aMT_VanHelsing.jpg

Did you notice the significance of the street name on his cab driver's licence?

Topic What is the number one place on earth you want to travel to?
Posted 12 Sep 2013 11:06

Japan it seems to be a place of many contrasts encompassing high tech and yet also very traditional life styles.

Topic What's a movie that you and your friends always quote?
Posted 12 Sep 2013 10:07

Jack Nicholson's reclusive, sexist and homophobic character in ''As Good As It Gets'' trying to discourage his next door neighbour from knocking on his door and interrupting his creative flow.

''Let me put it this way. Some fudge packer who is your current boy friend has been voted to be the first gay president and has invited you to Camp David to celebrate and you have to find someone to share the experience with. Don't knock''

Topic Thoughts on Anthony Weiner's wife - Huma Abedin?
Posted 12 Sep 2013 09:52

Who is Anthony Weiner?

Oh I've looked at the above posts - some politician - well you can always expect such behaviour from that lot the mere fact that they want to become politicians means they are suspect. However some of the opinions expressed above are surprising considering a lot of the displayed pudenda on this site. :)

Topic "Cunt" course word? crude word? exciting word?
Posted 12 Sep 2013 09:48

I suppose because it has a taboo aspect - using this word does have a titillating quality, but this also brings to mind the use of ambiguity as all speech is arbitrary. I often ponder why certain words are socially acceptable whilst others that are really synonymous don't. People might find a conversation a little startling if you were discussing penis's and vagina's but they wouldn't find the words themselves upsetting. They mightn't even be all that upset if you said ''go and have sex with yourself'', or ''go away whilst having sex'' or ''you are an anal aperture'' etc. :) It can also be noted that there is no noun for a sexual experience except the socially unacceptable fuck eg ''we had a fuck'' the nearest in the acceptable sense is ''we had a sexual experience'' but this involves 2 words. It's as though our puritanically minded forebears thought sex such a taboo subject that there would be no noun unless it was treated as a dirty word. I mean there was a time (unfortunately in my living memory) where the adjective ''unmentionable'' was turned into a noun so that ladies' underwear could be referred to as her ''unmentionables'' (something so bad to mention that we have a euphemism that states that - but we're still making the reference anyway so why bother? - which was really weird)

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 09 Sep 2013 11:00

Must be ok plays the guitar.

Topic Which do you refer to yourself as a Boob Man, a Leg Man, or An Ass Man?
Posted 09 Sep 2013 10:54

Yawn plus how big is your cock or tits yawn why not start a thread about how far does your semen fly up in the air when you cum an interesting problem in engineering? :)

Topic How did you first discover you liked reading sex stories?
Posted 09 Sep 2013 10:49

Whilst waiting for my medical when I joined the RAF at 16 someone gave me a copy of a story about a doctor who had sex with his patients think it was called Dr Mole.

Topic Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted 09 Sep 2013 10:44

Chinese Laundry Blues by George Formby. Learning it on the ukulele (which I bought about 10 days ago) Practised for about 10 hours over the weekend and now have a blister on my left hand's index finger on the side - hope this means I've got the technique right but I can play it ok now.

Topic Obama Closes Background-Check Gun-Law Loophole
Posted 09 Sep 2013 01:11



I don't know. Did you take my point out of context? Only you can answer that one. [/quote

Ok just keep being facetious that's your thing.

Topic Agree or disagree?
Posted 09 Sep 2013 01:05

I agree but it also effects others lives as well as your own - the pain can be spread around and be a lasting influence on more than 2 lives.

Topic Favorite football team?
Posted 08 Sep 2013 15:46

The Rolling Stones.